Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

[ginger90]

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8 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

She is so weird.  Guess what, J girl, I added stir-fry veggies to my Southwestern soup.  How many brownie points do I get?  😜

But did you put in as many as you could stand ?

Edited June 15, 2022 by ginger90

[Cetacean]

59 minutes ago, MargeGunderson said:

monkfruit sweetened maple syrup? Why would one add sweetener to maple syrup? What kind of fuckery is this?

Where would you even GET such a thing?  That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard and, with this bunch, that's saying something.

[DakotaJustice]

Real maple syrup doesn’t need anything added to it. 

[MargeGunderson]

12 minutes ago, DakotaJustice said:

Real maple syrup doesn’t need anything added to it. 

Exactly! Why mess with perfection?

[deirdra]

25 minutes ago, DakotaJustice said:

Real maple syrup doesn’t need anything added to it. 

She probably assumed it would taste like a tree branch so added more sweetener (monk fruit) before even tasting it. I find maple syrup is way too sweet on its own and can only use ~1/4-1/2 what a recipe would suggest.

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

If she is needing sweetener….Is that admitting Plexus doesn’t get rid of her sugar cravings?  🤔

[Cetacean]

Because the whole premise of adding monk fruit to maple syrup was so whackadoodle, I had to do a search.  Apparently there is a monk fruit syrup that is a substitute for maple syrup.  I wonder if that's what she used.

I don't think I have ever actually seen monk fruit.  Which sets a record for the number of times I have typed "monk fruit" in my life.

[SunnyBeBe]

I read this to figure it out.  Apparently, monk fruit is compared to the plant that Stevia is extracted from.  Monk fruit is more expensive and harder to find.  It figures.  Lol
 

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/322769#diabetes

[Dustbunny]

I wonder if Janelle prepared her Monk Fruit properly...

Apparently "Monk Fruit" has to be tenderized to bring out the sweetness

[Gramto6]

47 minutes ago, Cetacean said:

Because the whole premise of adding monk fruit to maple syrup was so whackadoodle, I had to do a search.  Apparently there is a monk fruit syrup that is a substitute for maple syrup.  I wonder if that's what she used.

I don't think I have ever actually seen monk fruit.  Which sets a record for the number of times I have typed "monk fruit" in my life.

That is what I was thinking. As a diabetic I stay far away from sweeteners.  I have never used monk fruit, and I am one that stevia tastes really weird. I've looked at monk fruit sweetener on Amazon, but I really don't want to trigger the sweet cravings, plus it is very expensive.

I am more of a salty/vinegar person though I do occasionally have a mini ice cream cone or a sweet and I would rather deal with a natural/regular sugar for those few times.

If that Plexus *carp* is supposed to reduce sugar cravings, why is she seeking sugar substitutes?? Seems she still has sugar cravings...

[Gramto6]

3 minutes ago, Dustbunny said:

I wonder if Janelle prepared her Monk Fruit properly...

Apparently "Monk Fruit" has to be tenderized to bring out the sweetness

I cerealy (LOL- pun intended) doubt she prepared her own monk fruit. She probably came across a bottle of the syrup at some trendy/health food store in Flagstaff or online and the light bulb over her head lit up..."Cool new rock star" I can introduce to my "followers". 

Yeah sure Jan...

[deirdra]

49 minutes ago, Gramto6 said:

If that Plexus *carp* is supposed to reduce sugar cravings, why is she seeking sugar substitutes?? Seems she still has sugar cravings...

and they are so bad that she adds sweetener (monk fruit) to sugar (maple syrup) and starch (oatmeal) that saliva starts breaking down into sugar in your mouth ... which just exacerbates sugar cravings

Edited June 16, 2022 by deirdra

[SunnyBeBe]

16 hours ago, ginger90 said:

I wonder if she considered an egg scramble with chopped zucchini and mushrooms (cooked with a tad of olive oil)  and a slice of tomato on the side.  Maybe a sprinkle of feta cheese on top. No sugar needed.  I wonder what her calorie total was on her bowl of oatmeal mixture. Hmmmm….oh, I forgot. She doesn’t count calories, right?  

[xwordfanatik]

Plexus washes out all those calories, doesn't it?

All those claims they make give me a headache.  Utter nonsense spouted by fools.

PASS.

[Sandy W]

12 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

Plexus washes out all those calories, doesn't it?

All those claims they make give me a headache.  Utter nonsense spouted by fools.

PASS.

Mormons in general and the Brown's in particular, seem so firmly entrenched in MLM's as a legitimate way to make a living they will probably never change.  The carrot is always dangling just beyond their reach.

If Janelle had applied the skill sets she does have to another government job when they arrived in LV and later in AZ, with additional courses and credits taken, she would no doubt be in the $100,000+ wage scale.  Couple that with the security of prescribed hours of employment, health benefits, pension plans, paid holidays and sick leaves, she could have been on easy street by now.  

Instead, she chases the elusive "get rich quick" dream to her detriment with no hope of retiring in comfort some day.

[iwantcookies]

I am positive that J is just posting all this so we talk about her. She cannot be that clueless. She did birth a bunch of kids who made it to adulthood…

Zucchini oatmeal sounds vile. Zucchini with syrup ?! I’d barf. 
 

Plexus infused oatmeal sounds delicious (I’m sure that’s the next recipe)

[Elodia]

Zucchini Oatmeal "Zoats" were a thing here in Germany about two years ago. Never got that hype, and it didn't last very long too. 😉

Edited June 18, 2022 by Elodia

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

So still no posts about her living the pioneer plagued life on the prairie? Did Robyn have Kody sell off the land so they can go dancing at the Rusty Nail Saloon? Someone posted that she did indeed purchase the RV, so why is still in storage if she has no plans to head out to drainage dump  pond?

[CalicoKitty]

Maybe she can't afford the gas money to move it.

[Gramto6]

Maybe Kootie doesn't have time to drive it out? Too "busy" with Robchin! 🤮

[Rabbit Hutch]

Maybe she first needs to kit out the R.V. with water wings, or some other type of flotation device so she can float 'round in it on the run-off pond, er, fishing hole.  🏝🛥  Fancy!

[TurtlePower]

On 6/15/2022 at 5:04 PM, ginger90 said:

“I’ve been learning”…………

Says the certified health coach of SEVERAL YEARS. Janelle, this is rookie knowledge. FFS Janelle. 

[ginger90]

From one of their groups. Quite the “health” assessment. 🤦‍♀️

[Cetacean]

What a crock.  Shouldn't they at least have a question as to whether or not you have any allergies to mystery chemicals?

[Pickleinthemiddle]

4 hours ago, TurtlePower said:

“I’ve been learning”…………

Well, in her defense....until I watched a few people online, I would have never considered eating vegetables at breakfast.  Like chef AJ I think that's her name.  She said the average adult should be trying to consume 2-4 pounds of vegetables and fruit every day.  She said she frequently consumes at least a pound of vegetables at breakfast.  I've heard of the grated zucchini in oatmeal, but have never tried it. 

[GeeGolly]

Health assessment - Which Brown woman would you like to be suckered in by?

[Gramto6]

I often have vegetables at breakfast, in omelettes with peppers, onions, tomatoes (I know it is fruit) potatoes, garlic. Leftover stuffed bell pepper makes a good breakfast too.  I may have a quirky appetite, but I often have to force myself to eat, so anything that sounds good is what I eat (not zucchini oatmeal though).

[xwordfanatik]

I'm not as sloth-like as Janelle, but I don't have the gardening gene.  Our friend is nice enough to give us tomatoes, cucumbers, and corn.  People in the neighborhood leave zucchini in a box for all to take.  I took some last year on the way home, after my walk.  I made some quick bread with it, and shredded some for a pasta swap that I like to do.

7 hours ago, ginger90 said:

From one of their groups. Quite the “health” assessment. 🤦‍♀️

Never would I ever fill out this info.  They probably inundate the fools that do, with Plexus emails making bogus claims.  Boo hiss!

[Grifter Lives]

Where to begin?

• If no response, message us after 48 hours.  If no response, message us on FB or IG after 72 hours.  Why not just message one or all of them (after you search for and find their addresses, since they don't bother to share) initially on Facebook or Instagram?  
• "I have read and understand," or "Option 2."  What is Option 2?  I guess you have to message at least twice on Days 2 & 3 of waiting to learn.
• "What country are you in?" That's for people who take this assessment while on international vacations.  And, if they live in Canada, wouldn't that be a hard stop, if Plexus is banned there.
• "There is no right or wrong" Brown to choose.  There are 4 Brown options, but only 3 choices of goals.  This should have been 4 If/Then statements (e.g., If you choose, 'I feel sluggish,' then you join Janelle.)
• "Please send me the combo options based on my answers above."  Then, why did anyone need to fill out a health assessment?  Or, maybe everyone gets that mysterious Option 2.
• No mention of a dildo incentive. . . 

Also, wasn't Aspyn shilling Plexus for a moment?  Maybe she's one of their downlines.

Edited June 18, 2022 by Grifter Lives

[deirdra]

54 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

• If no response, message us after 48 hours.  If no response, message us on FB or IG after 72 hours.  

Loved your whole synopsis, Grifter Lives.  I have never seen such instructions for anything I've ever enquired about.  If I didn't hear back, I'd assume they weren't interested in my business and go elsewhere!  If they are too lazy and need to be reminded to go back more than 48 or 72 hours to answer a request, and don't mind saying so, who would expect them to reliably process orders & shipments?  The mind boggles.

Edited June 19, 2022 by deirdra

[TurtlePower]

18 hours ago, Pickleinthemiddle said:

Well, in her defense....until I watched a few people online, I would have never considered eating vegetables at breakfast.  Like chef AJ I think that's her name.  She said the average adult should be trying to consume 2-4 pounds of vegetables and fruit every day.  She said she frequently consumes at least a pound of vegetables at breakfast.  I've heard of the grated zucchini in oatmeal, but have never tried it. 

Janelle doesn’t have a defense. She’s a certified coach and is required to have higher level of knowledge because of that. It’s her job to know and adding veggies like this has been around a long time. She should have known this already, not just be “learning” it. 

Janelle needs a coach or trainer herself, she has no business pretending to be one — as she has shown us time and time again. And no one calls her out on it.  

[ginger90]

[Cetacean]

Tell us again about how Plexus conquers sugar cravings...

[Irate Panda]

On 6/18/2022 at 7:10 PM, Grifter Lives said:

Where to begin?

• If no response, message us after 48 hours.  If no response, message us on FB or IG after 72 hours.  Why not just message one or all of them (after you search for and find their addresses, since they don't bother to share) initially on Facebook or Instagram?  

If no response, DON’T message us after 48 hours, just Google the answer to your question, then send us a check 😊

[Sandy W]

15 minutes ago, Irate Panda said:

If no response, DON’T message us after 48 hours, just Google the answer to your question, then send us a check 😊

I want some cuttings or seeds from the money trees Janelle and Maddie seem to have growing in their gardens.

[laurakaye]

On 6/16/2022 at 8:47 PM, iwantcookies said:

Plexus infused oatmeal sounds delicious (I’m sure that’s the next recipe)

Especially if you like your oatmeal pink and enjoy drinking it from a suggestively-shaped tube.

[iwantcookies]

Is that zucchini ice cream? 
 

Nah of course not.

[Art Of Noiz]

Because i feel better when i eat gluten free, I have sliced zucchini lengthwise and  used as a substitute for lasagna noodles. It's not horrible.

[iwantcookies]

Hey J make my suggested recipe next!

[Gramto6]

3 hours ago, Art Of Noiz said:

Because i feel better when i eat gluten free, I have sliced zucchini lengthwise and  used as a substitute for lasagna noodles. It's not horrible.

I've done that and also done it with thin sliced eggplant as the noodles. Both work well.

Edited June 21, 2022 by Gramto6
typo

[deirdra]

I also use a spiralizer to make "spaghetti" noodles out of zucchini and use green cabbage sliced in various widths to make "fetticini" and "lasagna" noodles

[Gramto6]

I love my spiralizer!!

[ginger90]

On 6/1/2019 at 7:03 PM, ginger90 said:

Are you ready? 

Quoting myself because the conversation reminded me of this post. 😁

[iwantcookies]

Enough salt to kill ya ! Bon appetite! What not great advice from J ! 
 

People don’t listen to her she does not know what she is talking about.

[xwordfanatik]

47 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

Enough salt to kill ya ! Bon appetite! What not great advice from J ! 
 

People don’t listen to her she does not know what she is talking about.

I think that she reels in enough suckers, that she should be ashamed.  She isn't.

[ginger90]

[Absolom]

That's what they wore to a "black tie gala?"  Yikes.

[Dustbunny]

54 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Holy cow.... what's going on with Maddies bust?  😳

And I' think @Gramto6 is RIGHT about her being pregnant, she has no waist and looks very full in the belly..... I can't believe she wore that dress it's HORRENDOUS in every way, fit, colour, style.. you name it that thing is ugly as hell.

I guess she needs to pop out another kid on TLC to pay down that mortgage.

Janelle is just as large as ever, so much for Plexus helping with her weight.

[ginger90]

I want to know what Janelle is hiding behind her back!

Btw, this black tie event is being held in Ohio.

[Joan of Argh]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

The name of the convention is IGNITE2022

they should have gone out back to the dumpsters and ignited those dresses 🔥

they just don’t have a clue and they don’t care