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Meri Brown and her Wet Bar of Tears


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6 hours ago, SongbirdHollow said:

I'm with you. That is deli cheese and meat (meant for sandwiches!) and Ritz crackers. Even Food Lion carries table water crackers and Dubliner cheese. No effort at all was put into this. I would be insulted to be served this.

The cheese looks like the pre-cut slices too. Nothing wrong going the easy route sometimes, but I admit, when I'm trying to impress I go with hand-cut cheese and fancier crackers.

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I can't fault Meri TOO much for her hair. To me it mostly appears as a texture problem, not damage. With hair like that, you either need to flat iron it, put in rollers, blow it out straight, or use a curling iron to get a smooth texture.  My hair is somewhat like that. It doesn't matter how healthy it is, it always has a slightly frizzy aspect to it due to the texture.

Its clear that in this most recent picture, its been totally flat ironed.

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4 hours ago, neh said:

I don't think of myself as a mean person. I work on my spirituality..hard. BUT, gosh, I just cannot l like Meri in any way, shape or form.

We are commanded to love one another, not like.  Big difference.  I have relatives that I love dearly, but don't like them and can't stand to be around them.  

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Oh my, not nearly enough colors in that ensemble. There's only navy, burgundy, 3 browns (boots), and 3 greens plus black and tan (jacket). It needs some yellow or orange, or maybe both. C'mon, Mer, loosen up! 

She should quit perming her hair. I was looking at some Season 1 and even earlier photos (when her spawn was a toddler) and her hair is fine, thin and straight. That hair is the most easily damaged and can be lightened or permed but not both. Pick one and then, if you absolutely must do it, go easy on heat styling (irons or hot rollers). Her hair is fried because she perms AND bleaches. Her "waves" that fade at the ends show that her hair is too weak from damage to form a complete curl, even using the largest rods (which ask less from the hair). i used to turn down clients like her who wanted another chemical service. I'd say "Sorry, but my reputation is walking around town on your head, no can do." (Ask the clown next to me, she'll do it. I've seen her do it. SMH). No frequency of or amount of conditioning can revive hair which is that badly fried. *Kody* Cut. It. Off. And. Sin. No. More. Meow, but it's the truth.

#LivingMyHustle

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Where the hell does Meri keep finding these hideous shoes and boots? And OH MY GOD WOMAN, size up 2 or 3 sizes! That means ALL of your clothes, Meri, tops, jackets, jeans, all of it! She never tires of wearing clothes that are so tight they look painted on.

The scariest part of it all, to me, is that she isn't just posting pics of herself purely for fun, she thinks she is "modeling" clothing that she hopes to sell. She's making every ugly LaLaNo piece look even worse by lying to herself about what size she is.

Ok, I will try to say one nice thing...at least she chose a dark wash jean, instead of one of her crazy white-stitching bling bling jeans.

By choosing the right size and style of top, Meri could make herself look like she's dropped 20-30 lbs. Her fashion instincts are so bad.

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16 hours ago, Sasha888 said:

Where the hell does Meri keep finding these hideous shoes and boots? And OH MY GOD WOMAN, size up 2 or 3 sizes! That means ALL of your clothes, Meri, tops, jackets, jeans, all of it! She never tires of wearing clothes that are so tight they look painted on.

The scariest part of it all, to me, is that she isn't just posting pics of herself purely for fun, she thinks she is "modeling" clothing that she hopes to sell. She's making every ugly LaLaNo piece look even worse by lying to herself about what size she is.

Ok, I will try to say one nice thing...at least she chose a dark wash jean, instead of one of her crazy white-stitching bling bling jeans.

By choosing the right size and style of top, Meri could make herself look like she's dropped 20-30 lbs. Her fashion instincts are so bad.

Agree, the skinny jeans she's wearing look fine to me.

The white stitched bling ones might have looked better on her had she worn the proper fit for her shape. The thing with those jeans--and I don't know what brand she wore--is that those brands often come in many lengths/fits (very popular at Boot Barn). She always chose fits that were too tight for her and instead of a relaxed, polished look she had more of a sausage-stuffed-in-its-casing look. 

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1 hour ago, TurtlePower said:

Agree, the skinny jeans she's wearing look fine to me.

The white stitched bling ones might have looked better on her had she worn the proper fit for her shape. The thing with those jeans--and I don't know what brand she wore--is that those brands often come in many lengths/fits (very popular at Boot Barn). She always chose fits that were too tight for her and instead of a relaxed, polished look she had more of a sausage-stuffed-in-its-casing look. 

I totally agree...the dark wash is a bit more slimming, in my opinion, but the other blinged-out type of jeans would not be horrible, if she'd wear ones that actually fit. I do not understand people who try to squeeze into a certain size, no matter how bad it looks, so they can say "I'm a size x". Makes no sense to me. I'd rather go up a size and look better! Newsflash - everyone can see how you look, but NO ONE is going to come up to you and check the tag inside your clothes to see what size they are! (If someone accosts you on the street to check the size labels inside your clothes, you should probably call the police...)

But Meri's an "independent fashion consultant" and I'm not, so what do I know! For the extremely reasonable price of just 5 grand, you too can be a "fashion consultant"! :-)

 

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

LuLaNo has jeans now. I have no clue if she’s wearing them, though. No hashtag to state she is.

Yep, and I doubt Meri would miss a chance to hashtag it. #BecauseSheCan #ShesLivingHerWhy 

And thank you, Ginger90, for always providing us with the latest social media posts! Goodness, what would we all snark on during the off-season without you?

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29 minutes ago, Sasha888 said:

Who the hell told Meri that she has nice feet? Because honestly, she doesn't. It's got to be hard enough to sell this fugly crap, putting her bare feet on it is not helping!

Kody and Janelle are the only ones with decent shaped feet.  Christine and Meri both have stubby toes  Robyn's wouldn't be bad except for the bunions.  I bet they really hurt.  

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