Leon Brown: So Here's Me

[ginger90]

 

[Sofa Sloth]

There’s never been a more appropriate time then now, to turn the high pressure hose on her - when she’s genuinely loitering on an elderly woman’s actual lawn. I’m sure grandma Bonnie is appreciative. 

Did she actually write there in her caption  ‘I’m always thinking of what I have to offer the world’? phfffttt! The arrogance of this pretentious slug is just amazing. 

[ginger90]

[preciousperfect]

Is that last picture photoshopped or something? Why is her butt that shape?

[Sandy W]

27 minutes ago, preciousperfect said:

Is that last picture photoshopped or something? Why is her butt that shape?

She is not only very preachy, she is also very lumpy.

[AZChristian]

So if most farm workers are undocumented,  how does she know that they comprise the majority of farm workers?

Edited April 18, 2020 by AZChristian
Drinking coffee improves spelling skills.

[DakotaJustice]

so, she's in Parowan at the b&b. 

So much for Shelter in Place. Guess it doesn't apply to Miss Priss.

[Absolom]

Rules exist for other people.  She exists to pontificate, but do nothing constructive.

[MonicaM]

When you have as much to offer the world as she does, the rules don't apply.  🙄

[Gramto6]

I so wish we had a 🤮choice in the emojis below the post.

[Meowwww]

slurping down the coffee.  

[Sofa Sloth]

Interesting to see how many comments on her post from those surprised she was in Utah now. A shelter in place warning obviously doesn’t apply to the woke, who are free to pass through as many states as they desire during a pandemic, as long as they put out a few social media posts championing migrant workers, it’s all good! 

Edited April 18, 2020 by Sofa Sloth

[Sofa Sloth]

3 hours ago, preciousperfect said:

Is that last picture photoshopped or something? Why is her butt that shape?

 

2 hours ago, Sandy W said:

She is not only very preachy, she is also very lumpy.

 

It looks like she’s storing all the crops the undocumented workers picked, in her underwear. I think that’s nice. One of the many ways she gives back to world. 

[deirdra]

If she's worried about undocumented workers being underpaid, why is she making them work 3X harder to be underpaid 3X more so that she can gourmandize?

Edited April 18, 2020 by deirdra

[Gramto6]

Somehow I missed something, how do we know she is in Parowan?  I didn't see anything that said that in the photos. I'm sure she will go where ever she wants, as she is so woke she can't get any virus...never mind those she infects along the way...

[Joan of Argh]

17 minutes ago, Gramto6 said:

Somehow I missed something, how do we know she is in Parowan?  I didn't see anything that said that in the photos. I'm sure she will go where ever she wants, as she is so woke she can't get any virus...never mind those she infects along the way...

You can see Lizzie’s yellow siding and white fence.... at least that's how I recognized it. 

[Gramto6]

19 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said:

You can see Lizzie’s yellow siding and white fence.... at least that's how I recognized it. 

Ah yes....this princess has no care for anyone other than herself...may the shelter fall on her head!

[DakotaJustice]

I've been reading I Will Teach You to Be Rich (it's actually very entertaining IMO, enjoyed the author's videos) and the introduction reminded me of Miss Priss for some reason: 

Quote

If you listened to all the internet influencers telling you the things you “need” to do every morning, here’s what your day would look like:

• 4:00 a.m. wake up
• 4:01 a.m. meditate
• 5:00 a.m. drink 37 gallons of water
• 5:33 a.m. gratitude journal
• 10:45 a.m. eat (keto only)
• 11:00 a.m. track every penny of spending from the last 16 years
• 11:01 a.m. die

🤣

[TurtlePower]

12 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Shut up, Mariah.  

You’re as fake as they come. Talking about this or that “cause” as you travel your ass across the country, despite the recommendation that people should not travel.  You don’t care about shit, you just want people thinking you do.  It’s only ever about YOU. 

So. Fake. 

 

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

I would give up all my remaining 24 rolls of toilet paper if @Sofa Sloth photo would actually happen.  I can't stand Pudge. Shelter in place but not for her, she travels across the miles to crash at her mom's house, whom she doesnt even have a good relationship with because she cant be cooped up in her shitty apartment in Chicago. Now we see her at the B&B just living her dream and probably eating all the cinnamon buns. She is acting like its a vacation of wokeness. She spews her self righteousness but doesn't do a damn thing to help anyone else. She disgusts me.    

[AZChristian]

7 minutes ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

She disgusts me.    

If we weren't supposed to stay six feet apart, I'd have you come over here and sit on the couch next to me.

Let's make a date for when we can leave our houses!!!

[xwordfanatik]

1 hour ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

I would give up all my remaining 24 rolls of toilet paper if @Sofa Sloth photo would actually happen.  I can't stand Pudge. Shelter in place but not for her, she travels across the miles to crash at her mom's house, whom she doesnt even have a good relationship with because she cant be cooped up in her shitty apartment in Chicago. Now we see her at the B&B just living her dream and probably eating all the cinnamon buns. She is acting like its a vacation of wokeness. She spews her self righteousness but doesn't do a damn thing to help anyone else. She disgusts me.    

So much this!

Two narcissistic parents spawned a huge selfish turd.

[Kohola3]

3 hours ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

She disgusts me.    

There is only one human being on earth that I hate more than her and I've never met either of them. They are so completely without redeeming features, so narcissistic, so full of shit, so fond of pontificating about things they know nothing about, so inconsiderate of any other living creature that I want them both gone.  If not from the face of the earth but from all forms of SM for all time.

They both make my blood absolutely boil and both absolutely disgust me.

[Sofa Sloth]

4 hours ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

I would give up all my remaining 24 rolls of toilet paper if @Sofa Sloth photo would actually happen.  I can't stand Pudge. Shelter in place but not for her, she travels across the miles to crash at her mom's house, whom she doesnt even have a good relationship with because she cant be cooped up in her shitty apartment in Chicago. Now we see her at the B&B just living her dream and probably eating all the cinnamon buns. She is acting like its a vacation of wokeness. She spews her self righteousness but doesn't do a damn thing to help anyone else. She disgusts me.    

100% this.  This pandemic is a mild inconvenience to her life - at most it’s storm, which despite being unsettling will pass and she’ll be entertained In the meantime, but some people are facing a goddamn hurricane right now of uncertainty! essential workers risking their health on frontlines, job losses, mortgage defaults, no food, sickness, deaths alone without funerals...all of which her insensitive, arrogant, woke ass has no concept of, as she has failed to follow the most basic instruction of staying home and not interacting with others. 

Rest assured @Mahamid Frauded Me if I did ever see her in person, I’ll be ready to blast her straight in her tone-deaf, smug doughy mouth, with my COL extendable hose attachment. Here’s a bonus fantasy drenching for you - please send toilet rolls to Australia 😆 

[DakotaJustice]

She just pretends to have empathy.  Just goes to show that empathy or the lack thereof might possibly be genetic since her parents have none except for themselves.

She's gonna make one hell of a social worker, isn't she?

[Sandy W]

13 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

You can see Lizzie’s yellow siding and white fence.... at least that's how I recognized it. 

I have read that Meri went to Parowan to bring her mother to Flagstaff for the duration of the pandemic and it seems that Mariah and Audge have taken up residence at Meri's ancestral home. 

I have also read that Lizzie's would remain open to accommodate essential travelers.  This would include truckers.  I can only imagine a big, burly trucker settling in for the night after a hard day on the road, surrounded by the fusty frills and flounces in one of those rooms.  In the morning, ready to get back on the road, he could tuck into one of Mariah's ahhhmazing breakfasts of frazzled eggs and avocado toast.  He would ask for it togo when he realizes that with the brekkie, comes a side dish of Mariah's philosophy of life.

[DakotaJustice]

Is Aubrey actually with Mariah right now?  She seems conspicuous by her absence.  I just assumed it was Meri taking photos of Mariah.  Otherwise I think there'd be selfies of both of them doing that squinty look they're both inordinately fond of.

[Sandy W]

1 minute ago, DakotaJustice said:

Is Aubrey actually with Mariah right now?  She seems conspicuous by her absence.  I just assumed it was Meri taking photos of Mariah.  Otherwise I think there'd be selfies of both of them doing that squinty look they're both inordinately fond of.

Koda, Audrey's dog seems to be with Mariah in Parowan and Mariah did mention that both of them were on full salary for the duration of the stay at home directive, so it's probably safe to assume it's Audge taking the squinty eye photos.

[Sofa Sloth]

17 minutes ago, Sandy W said:

Koda, Audrey's dog seems to be with Mariah in Parowan and Mariah did mention that both of them were on full salary for the duration of the stay at home directive, so it's probably safe to assume it's Audge taking the squinty eye photos.

Audge probably has slighty more sense of awareness, then to out herself publicly as a traveller of many states during a pandemic where you are required to shelter in place. I’ve been wondering if she’s with Mariah too or elected to go home to her family instead or stay in Chicago (as she should have).

 

1 hour ago, DakotaJustice said:

She just pretends to have empathy.  Just goes to show that empathy or the lack thereof might possibly be genetic since her parents have none except for themselves.

She's gonna make one hell of a social worker, isn't she?

Is Narcissistic personality disorder genetic? Probably then.  I personally think she’s an asshole from a combination of nature and nurture, she had no chance. 

52 minutes ago, Sandy W said:

I have read that Meri went to Parowan to bring her mother to Flagstaff for the duration of the pandemic and it seems that Mariah and Audge have taken up residence at Meri's ancestral home. 

I have also read that Lizzie's would remain open to accommodate essential travelers.  This would include truckers.  I can only imagine a big, burly trucker settling in for the night after a hard day on the road, surrounded by the fusty frills and flounces in one of those rooms.  In the morning, ready to get back on the road, he could tuck into one of Mariah's ahhhmazing breakfasts of frazzled eggs and avocado toast.  He would ask for it togo when he realizes that with the brekkie, comes a side dish of Mariah's philosophy of life.

Wow can you imagine that selfish twit taking care of others? She already out right said ‘it’s not my dream, whatever’ at the Lizzie’s grand opening. I can not see her operating this place, even for the odd essential truckie victim who has the misfortune to drop in. 

Edited April 18, 2020 by Sofa Sloth

[ginger90]

1 hour ago, Sandy W said:

Koda, Audrey's dog seems to be with Mariah in Parowan and Mariah did mention that both of them were on full salary for the duration of the stay at home directive, so it's probably safe to assume it's Audge taking the squinty eye photos.

Actually, from this post it seems to me they were going to be paid for whatever schedule was already made up at that point.

 

[DakotaJustice]

that was back in March when this first started though.  I think Mariah was working retail, Lululemon maybe - so she's probably collecting unemployment.  

Yeah, Parowan might not be her cuppa joe but I'm sure she's JUST FINE with milking her mom for everything she possibly can.  I notice she didn't "tag" Lizzies but maybe she has SOME shame about flaunting the Shelter in Place requirement.

[ginger90]

[Meowwww]

So now it’s boobs day. 

[Irate Panda]

19 hours ago, Sofa Sloth said:

Interesting to see how many comments on her post from those surprised she was in Utah now. A shelter in place warning obviously doesn’t apply to the woke, who are free to pass through as many states as they desire during a pandemic, as long as they put out a few social media posts championing migrant workers, it’s all good! 

I see a lot of the comments are missing, she must have deleted them.  What a surprise!

[DakotaJustice]

God!  she tags everything hoping for some pennies.  Who would want her representing their product?

 

Also, what's that on her lip?

Edited April 19, 2020 by DakotaJustice

[Sandy W]

23 minutes ago, DakotaJustice said:

God!  she tags everything hoping for some pennies.  Who would want her representing their product?

 

Also, what's that on her lip?

The blossom on her lip may be the result of her using the black dressing table guest towels at the BnB.  HaHa...who knows what evil lurks 🤢

[sheshark]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Is this smugass bitch dining out at a restaurant?  

[Gramto6]

2 hours ago, sheshark said:

Is this smugass bitch dining out at a restaurant?  

Not sure she could be unless she picked up take out and is eating outside. Aren't all restaurants closed to sit down business? Just take out and delivery? 

The picture is reversed...look at the writing on the can. Weird, but what else is new with Miss Woke??

[deirdra]

4 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

Also, what's that on her lip?

Two cold sores?  Tap water not good enough for her?

Edited April 19, 2020 by deirdra

[crimson23]

How many times can she use the word privilege? talk about rubbing it people's faces. And I don't know of any retail jobs that are paying people endlessly. It must have been thru the end of March.  

She lectures on sheltering and distancing when she is doing the exact opposite. What an idiot. 

[Sofa Sloth]

12 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Ugh who else doesn’t just love an tone-deaf wannabe influencer in this Covid-19 climate? I've been wondering to myself, what I should wear and drink to appear woke, whilst traipsing about the country during a deadly outbreak of a disease? Such a priority! 😅

Phew! thankfully Mariah is here in the bustling main street metropolis of Parowan to save the day, getting her tits out in her overpriced lululemon top (that she brought with staff discount), with her super, duper, tiny, delicate joolry (because the more non-existent the necklace appears - the woker, duh), drinking her ‘essential’ woke canned water she made a ’speshial necessary’ trip to the Parowan local store for...Crisis averted! I’m off to go grab these tagged items immediately.  🙄

[Sofa Sloth]

 

I think we can safely assume Audge is at the B&B with Mariah. Aside from the obvious, - dog Koda being in both her and Mariah’s recent shots - I’d recognise the other side of that lacy net curtained front door anywhere as one of Meri’s fave backdrops 😉👇🏼

[TurtlePower]

13 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Why does she have to tout everything she touches?  I’ve been drinking La Croix forever (and now she’s ruined it for me).

La Croix is doing just fine without you, Mariah. They don’t need your pompous ass trying to help. In fact, stop. You may be having the opposite effect. 

AND STOP TRAVELING you stupid, selfish asshole! 

[LilWharveyGal]

57 minutes ago, Sofa Sloth said:

Crisis averted! I’m off to go grab these tagged items immediately.  🙄

After you do that, please write a check to your local agricultural workers - you know, the people who work the vegan hot dog harvest and grind the caramel macchiato beans - and if you could also save the bees that would be great. Oh, and make sure that white women don't vote for a certain person and that ALL women cease and desist wearing bras. Thus the world shall be saved. The Word of Mariah.

[DakotaJustice]

I still can't figure out what Audrey sees in Miss Priss.

[Pickleinthemiddle]

2 hours ago, Sofa Sloth said:

 

I think we can safely assume Audge is at the B&B with Mariah. Aside from the obvious, - dog Koda being in both her and Mariah’s recent shots - I’d recognise the other side of that lacy net curtained front door anywhere as one of Meri’s fave backdrops 😉👇🏼

Completely off topic here.  I've noticed that Meri, Christine and Robyn have the most weird looking feet.  Janelle's look average.  But the rest just look misshapen.  Not that mine are anything to look at.

[xwordfanatik]

Ugly feet.  Mariah's were likened to Fred Flintstone feet awhile back on this very forum.

Meri's are ugly, too.  So it figures that Pudge would follow suit.  I have man-sized feet, but at least they look OK in sandals.  I never go barefoot these days.

[ginger90]

 

[Sofa Sloth]

5 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

I still can't figure out what Audrey sees in Miss Priss.

Neither. There’s just very little redeeming features with her. Not even being nasty, I just truly don’t think we’ve seen any?

Audge actually seems like a nice enough girl and quite attractive  (if a little unmotivated and sludge-like, but I blame Mariah for that as she was cute, bright and slim when they met), I actually feel like she could do much better.

It appears to me, (the armchair psychiatrist), she’s dominated by brat Mariah and needs her to make all the life decisions, eg - let’s move to Chicago cuz I’m going to Loyola. Marry me? Join Lularobbery scheme under my mom so we get some money, so it’s not me that looks unwoke. Ok you can be a graphic designer then, but feature me all over your website. I’m going to yoga teacher training in Bali for two months, you wait here, good dog. Let’s go to Mom’s house I’m bored of quarantining in our house’

It just comes across to me, that Audge is an agreeable drifter without much ambition of her own and Mariah takes care of her, so she just puts up with it. Of course I could be way off and she’s an equal partner in the relationship who has a say, who genuinely loves and adores Mariah, but then we arrive back at the WHY? 😆  

[xwordfanatik]

I've said it before and I'll say it again:  Sludge aka Audrey can do better.  

Now I'm wondering if Sludge watched her future wife on TV before they met.  I don't believe I've ever heard one way or the other.  Just one of the questions for the Tell-Nothing that would never be asked, and apparently won't be.  Will Kootie be able to persuade TLC into funding yet another weddingk?  We'll see.