TeeVee329 February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 (edited) Well count on Ron to take subtext (the Helena/Luke flirtation) and make it text. If we're in for some nonsense that Helena's ULTIMATE EVIL PLAN was really just to land Luke in her bed... And if they are doing it AND Helena's got him brainwashed or something? Guess what, Ron? That's more rape! Kimberly Andrews is not amused with your bullshit, Ron! Edited February 3, 2015 by TeeVee329 3 Link to comment
IWantCandy71 February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 The very *thought* of Luke and Helena doing it makes me want to rock in a corner like a wigged out Laura. Seriously, they've put it out there into the universe. It's just wrong. Link to comment
ulkis February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 According to Wikipedia (I know, I know), Olivia said Dante was born in 1984, so he's 30. I know it was just the paramedics guessing his age, but it was the writers who made them say "late 20s" and the writers should know better. Why not "late 20s, early 30s"? Or just "early 30s"? Because the paramedics weren't really guessing, they were saying what was in the script. I know it doesn't actually matter, but I guess today I'm fixating on this. Yesterday: why Helena wants to kill Sam. Today: Dante's age. Tomorrow? Can't wait to see what irrationally irritates me tomorrow. She definitely never said that. Gotta love how they make shit up. The only reason I can guess why the writers wrote that is they like to keep characters on the younger side for whatever reason, despite what the actors look like. Unless you're Sabrina. Then they want you to be 27. I actually get why Helena wants to kill Sam. She's offspring of Alexis/Kristen Bergman, that's enough. 3 Link to comment
TeeVee329 February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 I actually get why Helena wants to kill Sam. She's offspring of Alexis/Kristen Bergman, that's enough. Honestly, I'm surprised Helena hasn't made more of an effort to kill Alexis' daughters over the years, just for kicks at the end of a long evil day. 6 Link to comment
ulkis February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 I wish she had, then she would have already discovered her evil mastermind soulmate waiting to happen in Molly. 4 Link to comment
dubbel zout February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 Today had a lot of UCG, and for once it was in a good way: Nathan staring at the countdown clock for a few seconds before finally dragging Dante out of the basement. Liz telling Nathan to call Lulu. Nathan burying the lead when he got to the HS. The entire shootout with Carrrlos, Ava, Johnny, Sonny, and Julian. Good lord, everyone with a gun was a talker. SHOOT FIRST, talk later. Sheesh. Sam being sympathetic to Jakeson because he finally remembered he's been brainwashed by Helena. Did Ron watch a lot of Ally McBeal? It's been "bygones!" from a lot of people lately. Today was also a lot of stupidness, but I thought it was entertaining stupidness. That doesn't happen too often. The only thing I could do without was the whole Heather/Nina/Franco stuff. Though I did laugh when Nina sort of twirled into Heather's arms so that she could be threatened with the LSD-loaded syringe. Too bad Heather didn't follow through. She chooses now to go soft? Oh, Heather. 6 Link to comment
backhometome February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 KeMo was awesome today. I liked Billy too. Good scenes with them. Everything else was Blah. Not even going to comment on it. 8 Link to comment
P3pp3rb1rd February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 (edited) Were we supposed to laugh when daffy Franco shot himself up with "LSD"? It's probably just sugar water. When Luke is found to have a split or alternate personality ("Bad Luke"?) he can spend a long time "getting well" with everyone's sympathy, and then can revert to "Bad Luke" when the time is right and everyone has forgotten his fugue states. Tracy will probably be his loudest defender, insisting that it was all Helena's doing. Thus the "Fluke" story will take wings to evolve to even greater future heights. The show really does need to invest in better blood makeup; Ava looked like a kid who had broken into the jam. Sam and Jason are too stupid to live, not being able to add up 2 and 2 and recognize each other. I was waiting for Tracy to fling feather-lite Helena into the icy, dirty water to bedraggle her lush white furs. Edited February 4, 2015 by P3pp3rb1rd Link to comment
HeatLifer February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 KeMo was awesome today. I liked Billy too. Good scenes I really liked their stuff, too. I found myself rewatching a scene and I rarely do that anymore. 5 Link to comment
TeeVee329 February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 Were we supposed to laugh when daffy Franco shot himself up with "LSD"? It's probably just sugar water. I would legitimately laugh my ass off if Franco was laying there whining, "I can feel my brain melting away, hold me, Nina!" and then some orderly comes in and is like, "Yeah, there was nothing harmful in there.". 8 Link to comment
aw86 February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 So Sabrina and Carlos are back together? I bet they are having "lots and lots of sex" off screen. And anti-mob Patrick is cheering them on? He really is useless wallpaper now 5 Link to comment
Mrs OldManBalls February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 Are we to assume that Helena and Fluke are now a couple? Good God what could be more revolting? Luke and Helena deserve each other. However, he'd best be careful: she won't take to his disappearances and misadventures as nicely as Tracey does. Link to comment
HeatLifer February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 (edited) So Sabrina and Carlos are back together? I bet they are having "lots and lots of sex" off screen. And anti-mob Patrick is cheering them on? He really is useless wallpaper now Patrick loves Jason and Carlos now. He only yells and snarls at Robin. Edited February 3, 2015 by HeatLifer 6 Link to comment
ulkis February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 (edited) Luke and Helena deserve each other. However, he'd best be careful: she won't take to his disappearances and misadventures as nicely as Tracey does. Meh, Helena will take it just like any other woman with Luke. She's already sharing with Tracy, and who knows how long they've been together, depending on how long Luke's psychosis has gone on. Edited February 3, 2015 by ulkis Link to comment
JeezumCrow February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 (edited) "I don't know Morgan, we might fall off the bridge!" "No no no no Kiki, it's gonna be great, 'kay? You'll see, it's gonna be amazing, and we can hear the rushing water, and if we fall, it's gonna be like, wet and it's gonna be amazing!" "Well, okay . . . " Aaaand now I'm imaging Kiki jumping onto Morgan for sexytime the same way she jumped off the docks. Edited February 3, 2015 by curlyblackeggs 4 Link to comment
rur February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 Well count on Ron to take subtext (the Helena/Luke flirtation) and make it text. If we're in for some nonsense that Helena's ULTIMATE EVIL PLAN was really just to land Luke in her bed... The very *thought* of Luke and Helena doing it makes me want to rock in a corner like a wigged out Laura. Seriously, they've put it out there into the universe. When Luke is found to have a split or alternate personality ("Bad Luke"?) he can spend a long time "getting well" with everyone's sympathy, and then can revert to "Bad Luke" when the time is right and everyone has forgotten his fugue states. Tracy will probably be his loudest defender, insisting that it was all Helena's doing. Thus the "Fluke" story will take wings to evolve to even greater future heights. I thought Geary was acting oddly (even for him) as "Luke" today when Tracy confronted them. In fact, the thought crossed my mind that he was trying to act as if he were hypnotized or under some sort of mind control since he became more animated after both women were gone. But again, it could have just been TG's acting choices because I lost interest in speculating once he started talking to himself about blowing up the boat again. Because we all know that's what psychopaths do. Sigh. 1 Link to comment
ulkis February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 I'll be very surprised if Luke is brainwashed. I think it's all some psychosis of Luke's. Him talking about the boat, and blowing up the boat, and all puns about blowing stuff up, is really effing annoying. Link to comment
Gigi43 February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 A possible bombing and prison break sound like stories that have excitement/energy... But not if GH is doing them. Seriously, these last two episodes have been such a draaag (moreso than usual.) Link to comment
ulkis February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 (edited) Them juxtaposing Dante and Jason saying there's a bomb on the boat annoyed me because while I don't think Billy Miller is bad, he did the teeth grit at the end of his scene and I thought DZ was better in his scene, and it just reminds me again how GH has its own good actors it's not concentrating on and instead too busy with their "gets" from other shows. Although to be fair I am more thinking of freaking Nina and Franco, and not Billy/Jason. Edited February 3, 2015 by ulkis 1 Link to comment
jsbt February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 (edited) Did this actually happen before my eyes? Did Franco actually inject himself with LSD just so he could stay close to Nina? Is this a show I am watching? This is one of the dumbest things Ron has ever done. And Tracy just left Luke there. Really? What was the point of all these scenes? Edited February 3, 2015 by jsbt 8 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 Aaaand now I'm imaging Kiki jumping onto Morgan for sexytime the same way she jumped off the docks. You mean like this? *dies all over again* 8 Link to comment
HeatLifer February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 I think Billy is doing an amazing job with this crazy crap he's been handed. I mean, think about it...his material today was thinking back to past stuff and just...reacting...because he doesn't remember and all he gets are flashes. I'm not an actor, but that is hard, man. I'm also laughing thinking about SBu screaming and doing this shit. Billy is going to eventually play a character with a more than 20-year history. I give the dude super credit. 6 Link to comment
ulkis February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 Did this actually happen before my eyes? Did Franco actually inject himself with LSD just so he could stay close to Nina? Is this a show I am watching? This is one of the dumbest things Ron has ever done. And Tracy just left Luke there. Really? What was the point of all these scenes? Dumb? Franco? No! I think Billy is doing an amazing job with this crazy crap he's been handed. I mean, think about it...his material today was thinking back to past stuff and just...reacting...because he doesn't remember and all he gets are flashes. I'm not an actor, but that is hard, man. I'm also laughing thinking about SBu screaming and doing this shit. He's fine, and I'm sure he was great on Y&R. I think I just got tired of the hype even before they officially announced him for GH. 1 Link to comment
HeatLifer February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 He's fine, and I'm sure he was great on Y&R. I think I just got tired of the hype even before they officially announced him for GH. Yeah, I get that. And I admit I'm biased because I've been a fan of his for awhile. .... If Sam tells Patrick about Helena and Jason's brainwashing and he STILL acts clueless, I'm going to LOLLLL. 4 Link to comment
Bawoman February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 I like Billy Miller, and I always hated Jason. I've seen more emotion coming from him than from SB in his whole run. I just hope they take this opportunity to do more with the character, and make him something else other than a brain damaged hit man in platonic love with Sonny. I liked his scene with Sam, but I had to roll my eyes at his sudden recollection of everything. It just seemed to neat. Here I was expecting this shit to go on for months.Though I suppose I should be thankfull. I also don't think buddying up to Jakeson was the way to go. I get Sam is sympathetic, but it sort of kills the potential angst of Jakeson discovering who he is while fending of a revenge filled Sam. The Franco-Nina story is beyond moronic, but I do like their chemistry and there's something organic and sweet about them. Ducking from tomatoes, etc. I'm leaning more to Helena somehow causing Lukes DID/double personality or what have you. Yes, I know that a man with Luke's face has supposedly been in charge of the "business" for a few years now. That could have been Eckert and he could have died more recently. The decomposition of the body in the basement seems like he's been dead for less than 22 years, imo. Is it me, or was Carlos pointlessly hamming it up with the fake hispanic accent in his scenes with Ava? He's still hot though, and it annoys me that he is stuck with that wet towel Sabrina. Also, there is no way in hell Ava would have been able to use her 2 arms to hold herself up after being shot in the shoulder. Just no. They could have at least had MW wince or cry out in pain while she was doing this, but I guess making things slightly more credible takes up too much time for the writers. 1 Link to comment
CPP83 February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 He's fine, and I'm sure he was great on Y&R. I think I just got tired of the hype even before they officially announced him for GH. I think Billy is decent overall, I've certainly seen worse, but I do believe that he's wasted in the role of Jason, as I believe any actor at this point would be wasted in the role, and that even includes Mr. Stink face himself Steve Burton. Jason should have stayed fish food at the bottom of that harbor, imo. His purpose in life was long ago lost due to crappy writing and ridiculous and continuous character assassination just to prop his sorry ass. If they were so desperate, and petty, to bring Billy on then they could have utilized him as another character with ties to the show who wonders of wonders was not a criminal or close to Sonny or Carly or Michael, etc. 10 Link to comment
peachmangosteen February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 I just can't believe it...we're back to where it all began...it's sweeps and Sonny and Jake(son) are going to be the heroes... Sigh. I am somehow both intensely angry and just completely indifferent about this. It's like why did I even expect something else? But I'm sure her "death" will lead to Morgan and Kiki having grief sex on that bridge or something. Why would you bring this up? WHY? This episode was boring as hell. 2 Link to comment
Lillybee February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 I think Billy is decent overall, I've certainly seen worse, but I do believe that he's wasted in the role of Jason, as I believe any actor at this point would be wasted in the role, and that even includes Mr. Stink face himself Steve Burton. Jason should have stayed fish food at the bottom of that harbor, imo. His purpose in life was long ago lost due to crappy writing and ridiculous and continuous character assassination just to prop his sorry ass. If they were so desperate, and petty, to bring Billy on then they could have utilized him as another character with ties to the show who wonders of wonders was not a criminal or close to Sonny or Carly or Michael, etc. I wish he had been cast as a new Steven Lars. His being Franco's brother could be comedy gold. 1 Link to comment
bannana February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 I did like Johnny essentially saying, let's blow this pop stand, when he just left when the shoot out went all wrong for him. 5 Link to comment
sacrebleu February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 Hey! Tracy said Luke hated Helena with the power of a thousand suns.. was that a shout out? 3 Link to comment
Francie February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 Hey! Tracy said Luke hated Helena with the power of a thousand suns.. was that a shout out? If only she had said 10,000 nuns. Then, for sure, it would have been. 6 Link to comment
CPP83 February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 I wish he had been cast as a new Steven Lars. His being Franco's brother could be comedy gold. Oh I can just imagine all the shade Billy would have thrown Roger's way when he started off on one of his little "tangents", heh. I also think that Billy would have made a pretty good Dillon. Just the thought of he and Jane going head to head as mother and son works for me, heh, especially since he could have kept up with her pretty well which is not a very easy thing to do. This episode was boring as hell. A.M.E.N. Not even that stupid house bomb gave a damn enough to actually blow anyone up. 3 Link to comment
Harmony233 February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 Ugh it really bugs me that RC took away Heathers main charestic and that was she was greedy She was obessed with money. Link to comment
Badsamaritan February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 I got to watch this fakakta show in real time because I got laid off yesterday so, lucky me? Why didn't Tracy just push both those old decrepit geezers into the drink and be done with it? WHY am I supposed to believe these two ancient aliens are the most evilest evildoers ever? For fuck's sake, seriously?? See, this is the time when you need a straight hood, ratchet ass character to come along & just double tap the both of them and walk off with Helena's fur. 7 Link to comment
LeftPhalange February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 Wouldn't old ass Helena bring a bone if someone tried to have sex with her? Link to comment
OnceSane February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 I hope future Franco/Nina scenes take place off-screen. Wow, the writers gave zero fucks about that party once Fluke left. I'm sure Ava is fine. Ten minutes with her arm in a sling and two days for the bruises to heal and she'll be back to normal. 3 Link to comment
TeeVee329 February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 I hope future Franco/Nina scenes take place off-screen. They should see this nauseating "Romeo & Juliet" story they're trying to push through to the end. Nina grabs the syringe and sticks herself too. We fade out on them silently sitting next to each other, drooling away. We never see them again. 8 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 I keep hoping someone- anyone kills Sonny. Damn, just shoot him in the knee caps. He's an old mugger. He's not the Terminator. 7 Link to comment
Turtle February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 How does a person in a criminal mental institution get their hands on a syringe, much less what looked a few ounces of liquid LSD. Which they don't even really make anymore. More importantly, why do I keep asking about things that make no sense, even though I know that there will never be a reasonable explanation? I really like Rho and have since his early Todd days, but even I am not looking forward to a tripping balls Franco. 4 Link to comment
ulkis February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 (edited) I did like Johnny essentially saying, let's blow this pop stand, when he just left when the shoot out went all wrong for him. Well he has essentially turned into Bugsy, so, not surprised. I hope future Franco/Nina scenes take place off-screen. Wow, the writers gave zero fucks about that party once Fluke left. I'm sure Ava is fine. Ten minutes with her arm in a sling and two days for the bruises to heal and she'll be back to normal. Not even when he was there either. Michael's speech was regulated to background noise once fluke was done with his speech. Edited February 4, 2015 by ulkis Link to comment
TeeVee329 February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 I did like Lulu, as part of her apology to Michael for Fluke's behavior, telling him not to let that take away from the good work he's doing in AJ's name. But naturally, that was the one mention of AJ at a event for a clinic that's named after him. 8 Link to comment
yowsah1 February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 I like Billy Miller, and I always hated Jason. I've seen more emotion coming from him than from SB in his whole run. I just hope they take this opportunity to do more with the character, and make him something else other than a brain damaged hit man in platonic love with Sonny. This. Well, it looks like fucking Sonny is going to save the day. Back on the barge I go. 2 Link to comment
Harmony233 February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 I have so many great ideas for this show in my head but none of its the trash that I'm watching.It def doesn't include Sonny and Jason as heros ugh. 1 Link to comment
Rick Kitchen February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 When Nathan was unable to reach Lulu by phone, why didn't he, I don't know, call Maxie? 4 Link to comment
ulkis February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 Helena: We shall talk laterLuke (stupid accent): We shall I want someone later to say to Luke, fine, I get you turned evil but why did you turn into a pretentious dick too? 11 Link to comment
Cattitude February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 Awww I think Franco and Nina are cute in a kooky way. As a side story it is better than Jake and Sam's knick knack. I find it so hilarious that Jakeson can hypnotize all the wimmins. I mean he had Liz then thrown over to Carly and NOW even freakin' Sam sees him as a helpless needy "project". RME Awww to Sonlian. They are so cute and almost brought a tear to my eye at the end when Julian told him to go on without him to save their boys....sniff <tear> Carrrloss is my hero. For a mobster he has it all and he is an adorable ham. Bonus points for not letting Ava use her "baby" card on him and shooting her and tossing her off a bridge. I will LOL if Ava is really gone since that is the same way MW character died on Y&R. Bravo for badass Tracy putting the beatdown on Helena and Fluke. That was really fun to watch. 3 Link to comment
OnceSane February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 When Nathan was unable to reach Lulu by phone, why didn't he, I don't know, call Maxie? Your facts and logic have no place here. 19 Link to comment
Fellaway February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 Monica not being at a party for a clinic being built in her murdered son's honor continues to bug, as does the Monica look-a-like with the front row seat, and I don't even like Monica. An egregious absence, even for guys trying to put on a show for cheap. As to the corpse in the basement, why the heck did Dante think it was Luke? Just because it was wearing an orange "Inmate" jumpsuit from Miscavige? What did he think killed Luke to make him look like that? And that didn't destroy his clothes? I did think DZ did a great job acting like someone who was hit on the noggin more than once, so maybe I'll give Dante a pass for being addled in the head at that moment. I am glad Nathan also saw the corpse. I was a'feared Dante would be the only one in the know and no one would believe him or, worse, he'd wake up in the hospital with amnesia. Though, didn't Helena tell Fluke she took care of what was in the basement when he was worried that Dante was headed over there? Which means... what? She took what was really in the basement and replaced it with the corpse? Or what? Confuzzled, is I, on this point. But, I'm still on the Fluke is Luke train, be it via DID, brainwashing, pure looniness, what have you. I'm guessing Sabrina's unexpected visitors will be Carlos and the wounded Johnny. Nothing like having a nurse for a girlfriend for free, off the books medical treatment for all your gunshot needs. Urgh, at Sonny saving the day. Could he not suffer a little longer in prison? If Michael forgives him anytime soon, I might be on the next launch to the barge. 2 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 4, 2015 Share February 4, 2015 Helena: We shall talk later Luke (stupid accent): We shall I want someone later to say to Luke, fine, I get you turned evil but why did you turn into a pretentious dick too? Need I remind you what town we are in? Two words - status quo. 2 Link to comment
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