Brattinella October 5, 2015 Share October 5, 2015 GAAAHH!! I see what you mean about the disturbing unicorn; I just want to know WHERE the radio is located to plug into. 1 Link to comment
DeLurker October 5, 2015 Share October 5, 2015 Saw this ad for Bright Eyes Pets the other day and it would scare the crap out of me if I saw it IRL. 1 Link to comment
Demented Daisy October 5, 2015 Share October 5, 2015 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t5UEmNE9_RY Okay, the little girl dry humping that blue stuffed animal is disturbing. Where's World's Dumbest when we need one of their "Dumbest Smartest Inventions" episodes? 1 Link to comment
BusyOctober October 5, 2015 Share October 5, 2015 They couldn't put the alarm clock in the unicorn's belly?? Why would I want my kid to wake up to an ass in their face every day? So based on the fact that these pieces of crap actually made it into production, here are my genius product ideas for next holiday season... "Stinky the Skittish Skunk sprays his scent when you lift his tail!" "Effie the Ebola stricken Elephant sneezes mucus when you pull her trunk!" "And don't forget Iccabod the Incontinent Iguana! He'll shit all over the floor when you tug his tongue!" $19.95 + S&H 10 Link to comment
CoderLady October 5, 2015 Share October 5, 2015 They couldn't put the alarm clock in the unicorn's belly?? Why would I want my kid to wake up to an ass in their face every day? You must not have a cat, then. ;-) 21 Link to comment
Sandman87 October 6, 2015 Share October 6, 2015 They couldn't put the alarm clock in the unicorn's belly?? Why would I want my kid to wake up to an ass in their face every day? You must not have a cat, then. ;-) Yeah, no kidding. There've been a couple of days where I've awakened with a cat's ass on my face. 5 Link to comment
BubblingKettle October 6, 2015 Share October 6, 2015 How about the Ugly Snuglies' ad execs' bright idea to include live animals?! A child tentatively holding a live chick. The teacup pig in pearls. The bunnies who want no parts of this shambolic situation. "Imagine your child or grandchild's face when they open up their Ugly Snugly." Hmmm...really imagine it. The look of a child thinking WTF while still maintaining the polite face that grown-ups expect. 4 Link to comment
BW Manilowe October 6, 2015 Share October 6, 2015 I just saw a trailer for Tea Leoni's show Madam Secretary. I've never watched the show, and the only thing I know about it is that she's playing the Secretary of State. But in the trailer, Morgan Freeman(!) is giving her the Presidential Oath of Office. So the President, the Vice President, the Speaker of the House and the President pro tempore of the Senate are all dead/missing? The President & Speaker were both on Air Force One, which was incommunicado (due to computer malware planted in the plane somehow) & declared missing, at least within the White House & temporarily. The VP came down with the flu--which may have also been gall bladder or appendix issues, I forget now--at a golf tournament & barfed all over another dignitary (like President Bush Sr. at that State Dinner in Japan), so he was hospitalized. The Senate President Pro Tempore had had a series of mini-strokes recently, didn't know who the current POTUS was, may have also been developing dementia, & was skipped over because even a staffer of his admitted he wasn't competent enough to serve. That's how the SecState became Acting President--she was the next 1 in line who was available/competent enough to serve. Morgan Freeman got to play the Judge who swore her in because he's an Exec Producer of the show & he directs it occasionally, possibly even this episode. 3 Link to comment
xaxat October 6, 2015 Share October 6, 2015 That's some serious bad luck. . . or is it? 3 Link to comment
90PercentGravity October 6, 2015 Share October 6, 2015 At first I thought the guy said "your chance to live longer without Divo." And then I was trying to figure out why they cared so much about Divo. http://www.ispot.tv/ad/AL_Z/opdivo-longer-life 1 Link to comment
yourmomiseasy October 6, 2015 Share October 6, 2015 That's some serious bad luck. . . or is it? The characters on the show were worried that it was a decapitation strike. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 6, 2015 Share October 6, 2015 That's some serious bad luck. . . or is it? Sounds like Jessica Fletcher must have been in town. 12 Link to comment
Maharincess October 6, 2015 Share October 6, 2015 The President & Speaker were both on Air Force One, which was incommunicado (due to computer malware planted in the plane somehow) & declared missing, at least within the White House & temporarily. The VP came down with the flu--which may have also been gall bladder or appendix issues, I forget now--at a golf tournament & barfed all over another dignitary (like President Bush Sr. at that State Dinner in Japan), so he was hospitalized. The Senate President Pro Tempore had had a series of mini-strokes recently, didn't know who the current POTUS was, may have also been developing dementia, & was skipped over because even a staffer of his admitted he wasn't competent enough to serve. That's how the SecState became Acting President--she was the next 1 in line who was available/competent enough to serve. Morgan Freeman got to play the Judge who swore her in because he's an Exec Producer of the show & he directs it occasionally, possibly even this episode. This is on a commercial?! Link to comment
BW Manilowe October 6, 2015 Share October 6, 2015 This is on a commercial?! No. A poster upthread posted about a "trailer" (at least technically a commercial) for this week's (2 days ago now, as it's Tuesday) episode of Madam Secretary, which they saw. The commercial showed the title character--a fictional US Secretary of State, played by Téa Leoni--being sworn in as US President. The OP doesn't watch the show & wanted to know how that happened since the Secretary of State is, according to the show--& presumably the Constitution--fourth in the Presidential Line of Succession (Was everyone in the Line of Succession before her dead, or what?). Since I saw the ep, I explained it. 2 Link to comment
Maharincess October 6, 2015 Share October 6, 2015 Oh OK, thanks! I really need new glasses. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 6, 2015 Share October 6, 2015 I THINK she is actually trying to say the word "Beauty". But it comes out BEEDY. I was leaning more to BEEDY-BEEDY. (Mel Blanc) I didn't hear BEEDY when I saw the ad, but this is hilarious. 1 Link to comment
LoneHaranguer October 6, 2015 Share October 6, 2015 They couldn't put the alarm clock in the unicorn's belly?? Why would I want my kid to wake up to an ass in their face every day? If the alarm clock were in the belly, the unicorn would have to be in a sitting position to use it, so wouldn't the kid be waking up to its crotch instead? I don't see how that's any better. Link to comment
Jamoche October 6, 2015 Share October 6, 2015 I THINK she is actually trying to say the word "Beauty". But it comes out BEEDY. I was leaning more to BEEDY-BEEDY. (Mel Blanc) Heh. There's a local car dealership group with ads that always reminds me of that character - DGDG. 2 Link to comment
CarpeDiem54 October 9, 2015 Share October 9, 2015 There's an ad for Jimmy John's that tells you to order your sandwich when you leave work and they'll beat you home. Why would you do that? So you can arrive home after a long, hard day to be greeted by a cold/soggy sandwich? And a pissed off delivery person who's been waiting for you? 9 Link to comment
meep.meep October 9, 2015 Share October 9, 2015 There's a touching commercial out from some health provider. Middle school boy is pining from afar for a fair damsel, finally gets assigned as her partner in science, only to find out she has pink eye and they have to share a microscope. Yada yada yada and he's home with his family and has given pink eye to his brothers and sisters. Except, that they all have it in their left eyes only. It's like some mutated pink eye virus that cannot find purchase in the rocky soil of anyone's right eye. Very strange. 5 Link to comment
theatremouse October 10, 2015 Share October 10, 2015 I bet the originally silly reasoning there was they used the microscope with the left eye only (cuz they're all left-handed and that's how left-handed people would look through a scope? /wildguess), completely forgetting that once it got out of the original lab partner scenario there's absolutely no reason for it to continue to be one-sided. 2 Link to comment
arejay October 11, 2015 Share October 11, 2015 "I will take Beady into my own hands..". As if it were a pet. 3 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 11, 2015 Share October 11, 2015 "I will take Beady into my own hands..". As if it were a pet. And because I'm twelve, it sounds vaguely dirty. 5 Link to comment
arejay October 11, 2015 Share October 11, 2015 "And because I'm 12, it sounds vaguely dirty" ...and so it will be here after. 2 Link to comment
crowswork October 12, 2015 Share October 12, 2015 I was watching this new ad with a guy doing things with his old dog and crossing items off a list. At the end, I realized he was working on his dog's "bucket list". How depressing! I didn't realize how depressing until recently, I noticed that the cake says 14 3/4 instead of 14, or 15. I think the implication is that doggie is not going to make it to 15. I don't think the guy would celebrate his dog's quarter year birthdays. 3 Link to comment
Sandman87 October 12, 2015 Share October 12, 2015 "I will take Beady into my own hands..". As if it were a pet. Spell it however you want, we all know it's really "Beaty." 1 Link to comment
potatoradio October 12, 2015 Share October 12, 2015 There's a commercial now for some sexual aid for women who suffer from painful sex due to menopause. The drug apparently has every side effect known to man because after its use is briefly discussed by a cross looking lady with a Louise Brooks hairdo, all you hear is what terrible things it does to your body. Is it an estrogen cream? Because I saw that one, too and thought, "wow, I'd so totally be in the mood after applying a cream that may cause stroke, heart attack, vaginal dryness...Honey! Come quick before some of these side effects kick in and I die!" I saw an ad for a new pregnancy pee stick test; at first, I thought the V.O. said, "you're travelling, a regular stick may be difficult to manage." Say who? Oh, wait, not travelling. "You're TREMBLING, and a regular stick may be difficult to manage." So, ladies, behold: a new stick with a giant curved handle so you don't have to worry as much about how you pee when your hand is shaking. I mean, I understand nerves, but come on, if your hands are shaking like you're being electrocuted, I don't care what kind of handle is on the pee stick. You clearly need Mother's Little Helper NOW. I'm glad Greg's Got It, but all I hear is "Greg's Goddess!", which would be a far more interesting commercial. Maybe I need a hearing aid. I'd go get one, but my moderate to severe psoriasis makes me too ashamed to visit a doctor. 8 Link to comment
janie jones October 12, 2015 Share October 12, 2015 What a stupid invented problem. Unless this is supposed to be the pregnancy test for people with muscle tremors or something. 1 Link to comment
Madding crowd October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 I'm glad Greg's Got It, but all I hear is "Greg's Goddess!", which would be a far more interesting commercial. I always hear Greg's Scottish! Link to comment
Jamoche October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 I'm glad Greg's Got It, but all I hear is "Greg's Goddess!", which would be a far more interesting commercial. Or an episode of Steven Universe! Link to comment
CarpeDiem54 October 15, 2015 Share October 15, 2015 What? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNlIO66zPVk WTF? 1 Link to comment
janie jones October 15, 2015 Share October 15, 2015 What, as in you don't get it, or what as in why? 1 Link to comment
theatremouse October 15, 2015 Share October 15, 2015 So there's this new Symbicort ad, and I'm not sure if the voiceover is actually Cecily Strong, but it sounds enough like her "fake drug ad voiceover voice" she uses on SNL that I find the ad completely disorienting. 1 Link to comment
editorgrrl October 15, 2015 Share October 15, 2015 What? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNlIO66zPVk Wonderful Pistachios commercials feature "celebrities" who enjoy their product in a distinctive way. For example, Keyboard Cat wears a t-shirt in the signature Wonderful green color, and opens pistachios "purrfectly" by putting them on the keyboard. In this spot, Snoop "habitually" keeps his pistachios in a Wonderful-green pill bottle—like medical marijuana. 5 Link to comment
CarpeDiem54 October 15, 2015 Share October 15, 2015 (edited) Wonderful Pistachios commercials feature "celebrities" who enjoy their product in a distinctive way. For example, Keyboard Cat wears a t-shirt in the signature Wonderful green color, and opens pistachios "purrfectly" by putting them on the keyboard. In this spot, Snoop "habitually" keeps his pistachios in a Wonderful-green pill bottle—like medical marijuana.I still say WTF. Why would Wonderful Pistachios want to be associated with an assclown like Snoop Dogg? So all the other potheads will eat them when they get the munchies? I find the whole keeping them in that pill bottle distasteful and a whole lot of creepy.ETA - Apparently, Wonderful Pistachios must have gotten blowback on the ad. It's been removed from ispot.tv. http://www.ispot.tv/ad/77u9/wonderful-pistachios-featuring-snoop-dogg Edited October 15, 2015 by CarpeDiem54 3 Link to comment
peacheslatour October 15, 2015 Share October 15, 2015 I still say WTF. Why would Wonderful Pistachios want to be associated with an assclown like Snoop Dogg? So all the other potheads will eat them when they get the munchies? Plays pretty well here in Seattle, probably Denver, Portland and Anchorage too. BFD. 6 Link to comment
riley702 October 16, 2015 Share October 16, 2015 This one puzzles me. From the first scenario, it looks like the couple has talked themselves out of an "adventure" in their Subaru. And yet after contemplating the only alternative they can think of ("We have a lost couple in menswear" contemplating khakis), they decide the skunks, leeches, bears and Deliverance-type strangers wandering into camp ("Good morning!") just as the woman is faced with "going" in the great outdoors with no toilet paper IS the better choice after all? The hell? Khakis are that bad? Also, about that toilet paper - why does she only realize they're out just as she needs to go? Are we supposed to assume hubby has been shitting all over those woods and used it all up? 5 Link to comment
CarpeDiem54 October 16, 2015 Share October 16, 2015 Subaru needs to stick to cute dog commercials. 5 Link to comment
amass October 16, 2015 Share October 16, 2015 This one puzzles me. From the first scenario, it looks like the couple has talked themselves out of an "adventure" in their Subaru. And yet after contemplating the only alternative they can think of ("We have a lost couple in menswear" contemplating khakis), they decide the skunks, leeches, bears and Deliverance-type strangers wandering into camp ("Good morning!") just as the woman is faced with "going" in the great outdoors with no toilet paper IS the better choice after all? The hell? Khakis are that bad? Also, about that toilet paper - why does she only realize they're out just as she needs to go? Are we supposed to assume hubby has been shitting all over those woods and used it all up? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sJrv1uWF6Q That commercial always confuses me too 2 Link to comment
Prevailing Wind October 16, 2015 Share October 16, 2015 Are we supposed to assume hubby has been shitting all over those woods and used it all up? ...unless that was a Charmin Woods-Shittin' Bear behind her. 8 Link to comment
Ubiquitous October 16, 2015 Share October 16, 2015 (edited) This one puzzles me. From the first scenario, it looks like the couple has talked themselves out of an "adventure" in their Subaru. And yet after contemplating the only alternative they can think of ("We have a lost couple in menswear" contemplating khakis), they decide the skunks, leeches, bears and Deliverance-type strangers wandering into camp ("Good morning!") just as the woman is faced with "going" in the great outdoors with no toilet paper IS the better choice after all? The hell? Khakis are that bad? Also, about that toilet paper - why does she only realize they're out just as she needs to go? Are we supposed to assume hubby has been shitting all over those woods and used it all up? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sJrv1uWF6Q Yeah, I have NO idea why they think an afternoon at the mall is worse.Payless Shoe Store has a new BOGO ad for a buy one get the next pair half off sale. That's not what BOGO means! Edited October 16, 2015 by Ubiquitous 9 Link to comment
Brattinella October 16, 2015 Share October 16, 2015 Yeah, I have NO idea why they think an afternoon at the mall is worse. Payless Shoe Store has a new BOGO ad for a buy one get the next pair half off sale. That's not what BOGO means! I have been SCREAMING this for years! BOGO means BUY ONE GET ONE! That's all! Buy One Get One (Free). 7 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 16, 2015 Share October 16, 2015 Um. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_h762TZsK8 And also GAH. Why is a talking box choosing a wife on a reality show?! D: 3 Link to comment
Sandman87 October 16, 2015 Share October 16, 2015 And it won't shut up. Guess that makes it a chatterbox. (rim-shot) 7 Link to comment
Prevailing Wind October 16, 2015 Share October 16, 2015 At least the Talking Box isn't female. 3 Link to comment
Sandman87 October 17, 2015 Share October 17, 2015 That would be a movie comedy from 1977. 6 Link to comment
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