S05.E22: Reunion Part 3

[MatildaMoody]

It's official. Lisa V is my own personal spirit animal.

[Llama]

Classic manipulator behavior - bring up a 'bigger part of the story' but no I don't want to talk about it. It's off limits. Because you got nothing chick!!

When did she ever own it about the dog biting Alexia? She had the nerve to utter the words 'I did own it'. She must be high

[SistaLadybug]

Alexia almost lost her hand.  But this is the worst thing that ever happened to Kim.  She's the one whose pain we should be addressing.  Okay.  I hope she actually *is* in pain about this and quite a few other things.  Let it burn, bitch.

[howivesforever]

Now on to my LisaV love... Reminds me of Boomerang when Grace Jones kept saying the "P" word!!!!!

[SwordQueen]

The Lisas are kicking some RumRaisin rump, tonight.  

 

And damn I'm proud of Kyle for being so direct and not dissolving into tears when she was talking about Alexia.  

Good for her.  

[QuinnM]

So apparently 'Brandi is vindicated' means Kim never shuts up so Brandi looks good? So Brandi, Lisa is crazy? Everyone check her body language. She is practically on Andy's lap.

[TexasGal]

Oh, Lisa V SO had something she wanted to say when Kim was talking about Kathy being there for her. Damn! I wish she'd said it.

Bravo to Andy for finally saying to Kim - you won't talk about it on camera you'll just make inferences to it. I really want to know how it's Kyle's fault that the dog bit her daughter. Did she sneak into the house and bite the dog first? He was defending himself?

[Llama]

Let's whisper an apology to Eileen. Really Kim? But you have yet to apologize to your sister. Please leave.

AGAIN!! Brandi brought Kim up!! Lisa met to ask about Brandi! Own it Brandi!! Ugh. I just want to pop her face now. Kim killing me with this Brandi is ok but everyone else is horrible. I can't wait till Brandi drops her ass

Edited April 15, 2015 by Llama

[SCS]

Andy's surprising me with his questions for RumRaisin. Too bad he doesn't turn that on Blowfish.

Yes. I wonder if Bravo Legal instructed him to make it clear the network in no way endorses Kim's actions in keeping the dog.

[bosawks]

I can't even imagine my mom going after one of my cousins to win an argument with her sister.

Thank god.

[Chicklet]

Kim is making me yell at my tv dammit and now my spouse knows what I am watching.

[SwordQueen]

I've said it before, Brandi is the pro at the vague-speak.  She gets other people to verbalize things that she can then villainize them for.

[SCS]

And Andy asking if Kingsley is really at the trainer's, with Kim shooting him with her death stare and declaring,"Drop it." Followed by Lisar's "It's Kim's rules." No. Shit. Probably the most riveting sequence the reunion brought us...and the most telling.

Pretty dumb of her -- think Ramona at last year's NY reunion. Andy doesn't like it when he's told his business.

[Mya Stone]

I really appreciate Kyle's stoicism. She is in control of her emotions. After the end of the second part, I was afraid she was going to be a shrieking, teary mess. Instead, it's Kim who's manipulating the situation through tears and yelling. 

 

I've got to be honest. I've sat here with my jaw wide open for the last 25 minutes. I just...I'm speechless. There's a first time for everything! 

[Straycat80]

These women, including Kyle for right now, need to cut Kim out of their lives. She's toxic. She cares more for a dog than her niece.

Whose wedding are they talking about?

[Megan]

Kim is the wrong wrong wrong type of person to own a pit bull. She's a mess and she's turned that dog into one too.

 

He probably would be perfectly fine with someone normal. She probably loves that dog because she feels he has troubles just like her and needs to protect him. He's getting treated badly by people who just don't understand. But she more than likely caused his aggression and behavioural  problems.

 

Y'know on hoarders when they start to lose it during the clean up and they all start screaming in that same voice? Kim has that too.

 

(I watched a bunch of hoarder episodes yesterday)

 

I also think Kyle and Rinna look great.

Edited April 15, 2015 by Megan

[FlyingEgret]

For Brandi to call something Bat Shit Crazy brings it to a whole new level!

[missy jo]

Kim's "It's the most horrible thing I've gone through." just illustrates her narcissism so well. Holy. Crap. And Andy asking if Kingsley is really at the trainer's, with Kim shooting him with her death stare and declaring,"Drop it." Followed by Lisar's "It's Kim's rules." No. Shit. Probably the most riveting sequence the reunion brought us...

 

 

If that's the worst thing Kim's been through, her life has been a 100% god-damned fairytale!

[racked]

I think Kim's story about Kyle that she's "never told before" is about Kyle stealing her goddamn house. The loopy bitch forgot it was the focus of multiple episodes this season alone.

[JennyMominFL]

Where is the supposed bomb that is supposed to be dropped? 

[WaltersHair]

I've stayed away all season because they keep rehiring these awful people who are not Housewives.

Kim and Brandy need to move in together and then emigrate to the moon. Everyone else can stay.

[What Fresh Hell]

BG, " I don't want to break up a family." Bullshit

[Mozelle]

These women, including Kyle for right now, need to cut Kim out of their lives. She's toxic. She cares more for a dog than her niece.

Whose wedding are they talking about?

 

Brooke's wedding. The smaller wedding was either because they feared that Monty wasn't going to be around for the big celebration, or, if you're a bit skeptical, it was for Bravo cameras and Kim's storyline.

[SistaLadybug]

Brandi thinks she is vindicated because she's put on that fake innocent voice and is asserting just how much she wants out of the mess and wants the sisters back together.  Problem is - she's a known liar and folks aren't going to believe her just because she said it.  She has taken much delight in the Richards sisters' pain and separation and she's a nasty barnacle on the hull of that wreckage.

[howivesforever]

Where is the supposed bomb that is supposed to be dropped?

I think it's supposed to be Brandi wanting the sisters together after she's spent all season tearing them apart.

[Rhetorica]

I turned the channel on the first commercial. I'll catch up by reading your posts. My thoughts on the first 15 minutes: Lisar thinks she's a player and is trying to develop her character. She sends threatening texts and then cries, blames it on her parents, then apologizes and all is forgiven. But! She wants Kim and Brandy to stop doing the exact same thing she was doing. Then Kyle, Lisa, and Eileen tell Kim and Brandy to STFU, and they've been calling them in the carpet for the exact same things Lisar was doing. Then... Kim jumps up and hugs Lisar? These women are certifiable! I may have problems but compared to any of them, I'm totally compos mentis!

[Cosmic Muffin]

Was there a smoking gun? Was Brandi vindicated? Viewers in the Mountain Time Zone want to know. Although I'm guessing 'no' to both.

[b2H]

I don't believe Kim. I don't believe Brandi.

I wouldn't blame Eileen or LisaR for not Coming back.

Worried of course about Yolanda.

Bottom line, Andy won't get rid of them but Brandi and Kim need to go. Quickly.

[dizzyd]

I can't believe I sat through an hour of that. There were several times I wanted to turn it off and walk away.  Why didn't I?  My eyes hurt from all the rolling.  And Andy continued to sympathize with Brandi, although he didn't give Kim the same treatment.  What does that imply I wonder?  Besides that, I have nothing to comment on anything anyone said, its just not worth it and it might sound nicer coming from all of you.  I'm glad this season is over, it was exhausting!  I've got such a pounding headache, probably from all the eye-rolling.

[SistaLadybug]

Was there a smoking gun? Was Brandi vindicated? Viewers in the Mountain Time Zone want to know. Although I'm guessing 'no' to both.

You're correct.

[SwordQueen]

Love how The Lisas, Kyle and Eileen comforted and supported each other.  

[nexxie]

Where's the fucking smoking gun?!

[SwordQueen]

There was no gun but plenty of smoke (and mirrors).  

[Llama]

Brandi - when you roll your eyes when everyone else is saying their well wishes at the end, it negates the obvious bs line you delivered about not wanting to break up a family. You wanted to come between them and you did. Was it a hard job no, but you did it. So stop being a hypocrite. Bitch.

[FlyingEgret]

I want the truth!

[missy jo]

Shout-out for Kyle for keeping it together, including bringing up Brandi's conversations with Jennifer. Shout-outs to both Lisa's for backing her up when needed (their whispers to her when she was trying to keep it together).

 

Kim has my vote for Most Vile Housewife (and this is from someone who thinks Nene is the devil incarnate). I understand addiction and mental illness, but I refuse to excuse the unrelenting viciousness.

 

Not to mention Kim accomplished her signature move once again! She reduced Lisa R to tears over the text messages (which weren't that big a deal), then magnanimously "accepted her apology." Gah!

[howivesforever]

Where's the fucking smoking gun?!

I'm sure it was supposed to be the text messages no one cared about.

[Mya Stone]

 I've got such a pounding headache, probably from all the eye-rolling.

 

You should've pre-medicated like I did! 

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Smoking gun? WHAT SMOKING GUN???? What the FLUCK! I want to flip a table.

[howivesforever]

Smoking gun? WHAT SMOKING GUN???? What the FLUCK! I want to flip a table.

Lol PROSTITUTION WHHHHHOOOORRRREEE!

[hypnotoad]

 

Brandi thinks she is vindicated because she's put on that fake innocent voice and is asserting just how much she wants out of the mess and wants the sisters back together.

 

Yeah BG is wrong. She wasn't vindicated in any way! Good lawd she is delusional and must watch a different show than the rest of us. She just spewed a bunch of bullshit about the whole convo with Lisa R - even Andy basically said she tossed Kim under the bus!

 

I have no words for the horror that is Kim. Mind boggling. Simply mind boggling.

 

BG and Kim need to go. Seriously Bravo, make it happen.

[WaltersHair]

I want the truth!

You can't handle the truth

j/k

[bosawks]

Where's the fucking smoking gun?!

Kingsley ate it but according to Kim it was the gun's fault.

[Mya Stone]

Smoking gun? WHAT SMOKING GUN???? What the FLUCK! I want to flip a table.

 

Teresa? You have internet and TV privileges?? 

[Llama]

I want the truth!

You can't handle the goddamn 100% truth!

Dang it. Waltershair beat me! LOL

Edited April 15, 2015 by Llama

[SwordQueen]

The entire time Kim waxed Narcissistic, I was channeling my inner Teresa.

 

 

 

Sometimes you just gotta fight finger with finger.

Edited April 15, 2015 by SwordQueen

[motorcitymom65]

Love how The Lisas, Kyle and Eileen comforted and supported each other.

Yea, there was a lot of ugly, but there was some beauty there as well. I loved when Kyle said that renewing her friendship with Lisa had been a good thing, and the way they held hands often during the whole deal. It appeared that Lisa felt her role was in comforting, defending, and encouraging Kyle. That is what I am going to remember about this reunion.

[SCS]

Kingsley ate it but according to Kim it was the gun's fault.

And it's bosawks for the win!!

[Mya Stone]

Yea, there was a lot of ugly, but there was some beauty there as well. I loved when Kyle said that renewing her friendship with Lisa had been a good thing, and the way they held hands often during the whole deal. It appeared that Lisa felt her role was in comforting, defending, and encouraging Kyle. That is what I am going to remember about this reunion.

 

That was, of course, followed by the most nausea-inducing display of fakeness by Brandi, trying to emulate Kyle and Lisa's relationship and moment by side-hugging Kim awkwardly. 

[racked]

Love how The Lisas, Kyle and Eileen comforted and supported each other.

Vanderpump went hard for her girl Kyle tonight and I loved it. I hope next season is mostly them giggling together and drinking expensive champagne.