Sweet Fellowship: Duggars and Friends (aka the Bates Family and Other Featured Families Thread)

[SJC]

On 4/24/2022 at 11:26 AM, BigBingerBro said:

What will BME's kids salvation story be?   He pet the dog too hard and had to go on a 48 hour prayer fast asking to be saved from such an agressive act?  

ROFL !! 😆😂

On 4/24/2022 at 11:56 AM, BradandJanet said:

maybe she smacks their hands will a ruler when they use random capital letters. 

Maybe she'll smack the makeup right off of Jilly. 🤭

[Jeanne222]

1 hour ago, Cinnabon said:

The Duggars and the Bates both have their own dedicated forums, so I think that’s part of it.

Yes and thank you. I’ll look for them. I’ve stumbled in here sooo many times only to see Jill Rodrigues news and posts. 

[BetyBee]

14 minutes ago, Jeanne222 said:

Yes and thank you. I’ll look for them. I’ve stumbled in here sooo many times only to see Jill Rodrigues news and posts. 

JillR is the grift that keeps on grifting....and we're here for it!

[BradandJanet]

2 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

Maybe the kids use the cemetery as an outhouse 

The rock garden is probably over the leach field, so the kids would be just bypassing the undersized septic tank. 

[merylinkid]

3 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

According to Erma Bombeck, The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank. Was her joke/title wrong?

As someone who had a septic kid on our farm growing up, no the title is not wrong.   Only Jill would be unable to grow flowers and have a dirt field over a septic tank.   Last year looks like an attempt to make it nice.   I mean all the dirt where they planted stuff shows hope.   This year, its just ... sad.   And creepy.   

[Minivanessa]

2 hours ago, merylinkid said:

As someone who had a septic kid on our farm growing up, no the title is not wrong.   Only Jill would be unable to grow flowers and have a dirt field over a septic tank.   Last year looks like an attempt to make it nice.   I mean all the dirt where they planted stuff shows hope.   This year, its just ... sad.   And creepy.   

I said yesterday that it looks cemetery-ish. But on reflection, I think most cemeteries look nicer.

This mess looks like a crime scene. Seriously, it just cries out to be encircled in yellow tape.

[Zella]

Just now, Jeeves said:

I said yesterday that it looks cemetery-ish. But on reflection, I think most cemeteries look nicer.

This mess looks like a crime scene. Seriously, it just cries out to be encircled in yellow tape.

It looks like a photo they keep showing in a Dateline episode. 

[Minivanessa]

3 minutes ago, Zella said:

It looks like a photo they keep showing in a Dateline episode. 

Yep. The place the cops dig and finally discover the remains of the missing wife/girlfriend or boyfriend/husband who "ran away with somebody they were having an affair with" or "left the house after we had an argument and never came home." 

Edited April 28, 2022 by Jeeves
Edited to be inclusive

[DeeReynolds]

Do the Rods have any cats? That "garden" looks like a prime litter box...

[Zella]

13 minutes ago, Jeeves said:

Yep. The place the cops dig and finally discover the remains of the missing wife/girlfriend or boyfriend/husband who "ran away with somebody they were having an affair with" or "left the house after we had an argument and never came home." 

There's a fun little interview where Bill Hader (who used to play Keith Morrison on SNL) got to meet Keith Morrison, and they geeked out together over Dateline because Hader is a big true crime fan. And he worked in post-production before his acting career took off, so he talks about how he can always tell when the crew is working with limited photographs because they just keep reusing the same picture over and over again all hour. LOLOL

I could see with Jill's Dateline there are just so many bizarre pictures out there to work with that they have to prioritize the ones that most succinctly capture the family's vibe. I think by that standard this one is a winner! 

[ginger90]

Talk of septic tanks and gardening, lead to this:

[emmawoodhouse]

Jill just posted that Jonathan joined Covid Baptist last Sunday. He's well and truly stuck. 

[ginger90]

[Liddy52]

13 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

The picture on the left appears to have been made during a prayer.  It completely blows my mind that she continually takes pictures during prayers. It is completely the opposite of what behavior during prayer is supposed to be. And she holds herself up as a model for others!

[awaken]

There’s no way out now, Jonathan!  Life is going to be miserable. 

[charmed1]

Yikes. Is it just the angle of the pic or is Jonathan…uh…excited?

[ozziemom]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Talk of septic tanks and gardening, lead to this:

Did anyone else giggle at JillR’s excitement over the Amish manure?

[sagittarius sue]

1 hour ago, awaken said:

There’s no way out now, Jonathan!  Life is going to be miserable. 

This is a guy who initially showed up in a cowboy hat and looked properly studly.  Now he received a bad haircut from Kaylee awhile ago, and he now seems completely jillified!

[GeeGolly]

4 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Talk of septic tanks and gardening, lead to this:

Gotta fertilize those rocks in the "garden", so they'll grow. 🙃💩🤣

 

[ginger90]

Jonathan looks like he’s aged since his first appearance in the Jill show.

[ginger90]

Screenshot from a video:

[laurakaye]

Love these facial products filters!

Fixed it for you, you wackjob.

[sagittarius sue]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Screenshot from a video:

She loves those filters even more!  Her hair looks awful.

ETA:  Great minds think alike, Laurakaye.

Edited April 28, 2022 by sagittarius sue

[louannems]

21 hours ago, BradandJanet said:

I'm guessing sunken lights, some of David's genius electrical work. However, I'm not sure. If not, I wouldn't want to know either. 

That rock garden is such a weird collection of random junk. It's like a photo of the inside of Jill's head. 

All those kids and no toys, indoors or outdoors.  Just that horrible cemetery garden.

[iwantcookies]

11 hours ago, charmed1 said:

Yikes. Is it just the angle of the pic or is Jonathan…uh…excited?

OMG I am dying over here. Jill go get some ivory cream that you like… I bet Jill giggled creepily forever.

[Westiepeach]

11 hours ago, charmed1 said:

Yikes. Is it just the angle of the pic or is Jonathan…uh…excited?

He's packin' for sure. Who knew joining Jilly's church was so... exciting?

[iwantcookies]

How uncomfortable it must be to be barefoot outside for the not Nuries! Poor girls footsies must be frozen/bruised!

[laurakaye]

4 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

How uncomfortable it must be to be barefoot outside for the not Nuries! Poor girls footsies must be frozen/bruised!

Jill used the shoe fund to buy more white picket fence for the "garden."

It's actually disgusting - Jill's always got her extensions/hair dye, makeup, and so many tchotchkes that they spill over into her yard...but her kids either wear shoes three sizes too big or none at all, are hollow-eyed and pitifully thin, and have no discernable toys to play with.  Jill clearly has no conscience, otherwise she'd never be able to sleep at night next to a guy whose gut casts its own shadow.

[iwantcookies]

The toys are in Jill’s closet collecting dust.

[GeeGolly]

It is sad the Rods kids have no toys, but now that I think of it, other than Jessa's kids, it seems most of the Duggar and Bates kids have little to no toys either.

Carlin and Josie's girls must have more than a few freebies, yet they're rarely shown playing with them. Giddy has a few trucks and the Dillard boys have a few large yard toys that Cathy bought them.

What's up with that? Is it because the kids always come in third? Bedrooms void of decorations, no toys and in the case of the Rod kids, rags for clothes.

[iwantcookies]

Look how huge her MANLY hands are 🤪😳

[iwantcookies]

I SUPREMELY SEVERELY hate Jilldo And Poopy Plexus-Rodrigues 😎

What a disgusting gluttonous duo of losers. 
 

 

[farmgal4]

14 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Talk of septic tanks and gardening, lead to this:

WTF would she put a picture of her sons shoveling horse shit on SM?????  There’s not a person in this world who’s interested in seeing that!  Batshit crazy doesn’t even begin to describe the lunatic.

4 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Jonathan looks like he’s aged since his first appearance in the Jill show.

He also looks like he’s lost weight IMO.

[ChiCricket]

On 4/27/2022 at 12:37 PM, Natalie68 said:

Maybe she is living her real life Sunshine Doll family.  HA!  They were a thing when I was a kid and you got instructions how to make all kinds of household items for their camper.  That is what their yard looks like.

https://www.google.com/search?q=sunshine+family+dolls&rlz=1C1VDKB_enUS995US995&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&vet=1&fir=5rIODzLEKl_xJM%2C27SoLZoa_lQW1M%2C_%3Bd36pIlTxMHq71M%2CBNLCkNbhA0US5M%2C_%3BXA0yuOv9tUMxCM%2CJ3l88RMnxMaNaM%2C_%3BRKRwZGFlaF48-M%2CTNsaul5opVCsWM%2C_%3BnWpZNdOZBasTbM%2ClbLHrWd0xmDyCM%2C_%3BLB25NupTIZtf4M%2ClRfIjEI8aFt2_M%2C_%3BSG2wR91LRHdgFM%2ClQer_BVpPCUWtM%2C_%3Bfkv1os1NY5MkNM%2CMpU2XmO0KKtO1M%2C_%3B_6PiNBs4nECb7M%2CBNLCkNbhA0US5M%2C_%3BVDSigLVn47qhaM%2Cz4jyt-gru2VvcM%2C_%3B48LhgFc9KPh8hM%2Cn2PJJVawaPVpAM%2C_%3BExR_5uG0JkOqBM%2CMpU2XmO0KKtO1M%2C_%3BMhASmqVE_N94EM%2CemPZwYJ3xqXmcM%2C_%3BouZeikH8hkQ61M%2CYpm1PWAlCea_ZM%2C_%3BdTrF2ZPmdsZUwM%2C-KoxjLnJ6EyZoM%2C_&usg=AI4_-kTm9gtcD9-LlNgYErHIQE3UTrz9wQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwia46LS47T3AhVxKkQIHbbEDN0Q9QF6BAghEAE&biw=1920&bih=937&dpr=1#imgrc=dTrF2ZPmdsZUwM&imgdii=F7RBnrRi6R0KVM

These doll's eyes are really creepy! 

Edited April 29, 2022 by ChiCricket

[Natalie68]

8 minutes ago, ChiCricket said:

These doll's eyes are realy creepy! 

TOTALLY!!!!  

[Rootbeer]

1 hour ago, iwantcookies said:

Look how huge her MANLY hands are 🤪😳

In those pics, she's got MAN HANDS as seen on Seinfeld.  I kinda feel sorry, though, because I have man hands myself.

[BradandJanet]

2 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

Look how huge her MANLY hands are 🤪😳

Do these products contain chemicals that dissolve facial features? That sounds painful. 

[BradandJanet]

At one time, I considered plastic surgery for my nose. I didn't do it. I never knew that Plexus cream could wipe most of my nose right off my off my face. It apparently works for pointy chins too, but I don't have that problem. 

I guess the unloved facial features grow back without daily applications of the magic cream. That would end up costing as much as a good surgeon. 

[ALittleShelfish]

2 hours ago, ChiCricket said:

These doll's eyes are realy creepy! 

Crossover doll - the one on the left looks like Whitney Way Thore and I can't unsee it. 

[xwordfanatik]

2 hours ago, ChiCricket said:

These doll's eyes are realy creepy! 

Google Sparkle Eyed Barbie.  Those are creepy too.

[xwordfanatik]

1 hour ago, Rootbeer said:

In those pics, she's got MAN HANDS as seen on Seinfeld.  I kinda feel sorry, though, because I have man hands myself.

Same.  My fingers don't look like sausages as Jilldo's do, so that's a plus.  I have man feet as well.  

Jilldo:  shoveling shit does not make a good picture.

[iwantcookies]

2 hours ago, ChiCricket said:

These doll's eyes are realy creepy! 

These things will give me nightmares 😱😢

[iwantcookies]

7 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Screenshot from a video:

What a creepy sex doll look 🤪

Buy my plexus stash. I spent my kids grocery $ on it. My hunky and I eat plenty it’s our

SEVERELY PRECIOUS CHILDREN who eat nothing. 
 

Buy my poison pink drink!

xoxo-Ofhunk Plexus Jilldo Rodrigues 

 

[BradandJanet]

I'm surprised Jill didn't photoshop the picture of Jonathan at the alter of Joy Baptist. She regularly chops away at the crotches of her skinny sons. Poor Jonathan used to have some privacy, but that's gone forever. 

[Boston]

20 hours ago, merylinkid said:

As someone who had a septic kid on our farm growing up, no the title is not wrong.   Only Jill would be unable to grow flowers and have a dirt field over a septic tank.   Last year looks like an attempt to make it nice.   I mean all the dirt where they planted stuff shows hope.   This year, its just ... sad.   And creepy.   

Same.  Our septic tank was surrounded by a white picket fence and it was the greenest grass in our whole yard.

[Cinnabon]

20 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

Google Sparkle Eyed Barbie.  Those are creepy too.

ALL dolls are creepy! And they come to life at night, too. 🤣

[Boston]

2 hours ago, farmgal4 said:

WTF would she put a picture of her sons shoveling horse shit on SM?????  There’s not a person in this world who’s interested in seeing that!  Batshit crazy doesn’t even begin to describe the lunatic.

He also looks like he’s lost weight IMO.

More like horse-shit crazy

[iwantcookies]

6 minutes ago, BradandJanet said:

I'm surprised Jill didn't photoshop the picture of Jonathan at the alter of Joy Baptist. She regularly chops away at the crotches of her skinny sons. Poor Jonathan used to have some privacy, but that's gone forever. 

Guess she is ogling Jon”s peepee 🤣

Hunk probably got a tiny peepee 🤢

[iwantcookies]

26 minutes ago, BradandJanet said:

I'm surprised Jill didn't photoshop the picture of Jonathan at the alter of Joy Baptist. She regularly chops away at the crotches of her skinny sons. Poor Jonathan used to have some privacy, but that's gone forever. 

Jill clutching her phone standing in Jonkay basement love nest 🤢: 

Jill; Kaykay did you 2 have a great wedding night?

Kaykay: creepily nervously giggles “yassss mamma”

Jon: hastily covering himself whispers “what’s your mom doing here?”

Kaykay: giggling girlishly “mama will visit us daily!”

Jill: helloooo I’m standing here! Smile for my followers! Here have some leftover hummingbird juice mixed with leftover expired plexus/viagra. Aren’t they precious! My godly Kaykay is boinking for JESAUSE!

 

 

[iwantcookies]

1 hour ago, ALittleShelfish said:

Crossover doll - the one on the left looks like Whitney Way Thore and I can't unsee it. 

Bwahaha is that Whitney’s French boyfriend?