Season 4 Talk

[Giselle]

The only thing I have to say about Mike's coke bender eyes--classy.

 

Shouldn't that be "Klassy"

 

He looks like a panda. Dang Mike, Steal some of Jessica's concealer.

[Neurochick]

I think Golnesa is doing all of this to stay relevant in the show to be honest. She wants to drop a bomb a year later!? And who even cares if that happened a year ago... a lot changes in that much time and if Mike wasn't serious about marriage then well he obviously is now. Who are you to ruin that for Jessica?? Reality TV at it's finest. 

 

I'm confused as to what happened.  Did Mike try to rape GG?  I get that some victims of sexual violence sometimes never talk about what happened for some time.  So I wonder what really happened.  

 

BTW, I can't say that GG is ruining anything for Jessica, that would be Mike.

[SistaLadybug]

I'm reserving judgment at this stage.  GG is a drama queen and perhaps is revealing this now for storyline purposes, I don't know.  That said, I am extremely hesitant to give the side-eye to a woman who says a man made inappropriate sexual advances.  It's treading way too close to "Well, what were you wearing?  Maybe you asked for it" for my comfort.

[Giselle]

ETA: I can't believe that store GG and Reza went to was charging 3K for that piece o' shit microfiber, mom's basement sofa.

 

When it comes to the Shah's the only thing that matters is that it is expensive and "classy", not tasteful, but "classy". The tackiness meter can blow off the charts but if it's got a price they can brag about the Shah's will buy it.

 

Asa would buy 24 karat dipped dog shit if she got a good vibe from it. Reza would display it as an exclusive work of art, MJ would try and wear it. Mike would try and hock it citing "klassy". GG would try and stab it.

[bichonblitz]

If he wears one of his white T-shirts with the too deep and wide V neckline I will scream. 

 

 

Looks like Mike will be wearing exactly that next episode. I giggled thinking of you when I saw that on the previews! 

[Giselle]

Looks like Mike will be wearing exactly that next episode. I giggled thinking of you when I saw that on the previews! 

 

"Shirtless Mike" can't compete with Shervin hence the deep V t-shirt and the puffed out chest.

 

It's a benign cock fight.

[Rahul]

When it comes to the Shah's the only thing that matters is that it is expensive and "classy", not tasteful, but "classy". The tackiness meter can blow off the charts but if it's got a price they can brag about the Shah's will buy it.

 

Therein lies the irony! Almost nothing about the way they dress or roll is classy--especially Reza. Bitch (to appropriate his term) thinks he dresses with supreme style but is the gaudiest, tackiest most mismatched one of the bunch.

I'm confused as to what happened.  Did Mike try to rape GG?  I get that some victims of sexual violence sometimes never talk about what happened for some time.  So I wonder what really happened.  

 

I initially thought GG was making a rape allegation against Mike. However, I'm now convinced by the tone and the frequency by which she keeps mentioning this incident she's saying he made inappropriate or unwelcome sexual advances to her when they were both drunk and high off the booze and sleeping pills they had imbibed during their long flight to Turkey. I don't think he forced himself on her but rather may have started undressing and getting handsy with her.

[janie2002]

I would be on GG's side if she didn't blurt out to THe Improved Mike and Asifa he tried to F888 me, then when Mike 2.0 calmly asks her to complete the story she is like I'm done! That is messy. I think Mike 2.0 had the right idea, you are throwin allegations at someone, his friends are trying to find out the rest of the story.

He tried to eff you, okay did he make a pass at you? you reject him and he left. or did he keep grabbing you and hurt you? Plus lets say he was going to cheat on his gf, maybe you told him no and he woke up the next day regretful and realized man I could of really messed up last night.

 

There is so much to that story, she just finished saying she did a strip dance for him and there is a difference between being flirty and trying to eff. Probably not to a drunk guy. I'm not trying to say she asked for it at all, and if he would have raped her that is a different story but it seems like they flirted, she did a strip dance he tried to go further and she said no they didnt. Did he mess up YES, but unless he assaulted her I dont understand her big ado about it.

[OnceSane]

When even MJ knows it's not the time (or place) to bring up drama, GG, you know you should STFU.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

This should've been dealt with off camera.

 

 

We'll  never know exactly what happened, but I just can't see GG lying about it

 

Especially with her and Mike being long time friends. 

[Fuzzysox]

She's just stirring the pot and wanting a storyline.

She is no longer working with her sister? Not a surprise. Nothing but a spoiled brat living off of her daddy. She will never get married who wants a nutter like her  as a wife?

[Watermelon]

This should've been dealt with off camera.

 

 

We'll  never know exactly what happened, but I just can't see GG lying about it

 

Especially with her and Mike being long time friends. 

I think she's lying about being bothered by what happened. I don't think she's lying about it happening.

[Giselle]

She is no longer working with her sister? Not a surprise. Nothing but a spoiled brat living off of her daddy. She will never get married who wants a nutter like her  as a wife?

 

I predict Gigi will always be living off of Daddy's money. Because of her volatility and lack of work ethic she will never have a 9-5 job nor be motivated enough to really grow a private company. It would be hell to work with her or for her. As for her being married. If she ever gets married I predict divorce, after divorce, after divorce. She doesn't play well with others.

[DrSparkles]

Asa and her priestess stuff, too much, she did not even test drive that car (that we saw anyway).  Love her mom calling BS on that smudge stick medallion action!  The "bargaining" Asa did in the dealership, hilarious...it's a lease and $1200 a month at that, does no one on these shows save for a rainy day?

Dear god, I thought I misheard. Paying more for a LEASED car than my mortgage?! No.

Also, bingo to Mike having 3 day coke binge eyes.

[Giselle]

Asa is not a weirdo--she's just a spiritual charlatan. She was worse than a teenage girl moving the ouija pointer at a slumber party in the Mercedes dealership basement. She couldn't contain her giggles as she moved that pendant in a frenzied attempt to scry for the perfect vehicle. Bitch, please. We all know you picked your car before even walking into to the dealership so cut the BS. I have a fondness for her, despite her clearly calculated kookiness.

 

 

Wouldn't surprise me if she became a Persian Madam Cleo.

 

Yup, you know she scoped out what she model she could afford on the internet and called around getting pricing before she even stepped in the dealership. She didn't want another diamond debacle recorded for posterity,that was pure gold.  Girl learned to check her pricing first before going all "Intergalactic Persian Pop Priestess" and coming up short with the cash and having readjusting the priestess vibe to suit her wallet on camera.

[sookisooki]

Am I too sensitive or was the conversation between Reza and Adam that touched on -- or danced around -- money, and who has more of it in the relationship -- a bit telling and uncomfortable. Why would Reza bring up to Adam that now he's wearing designer clothes and jewelry -- and infer that it's because of Reza and the money Reza has. Was that not throwing money in Adam's face? So Adam then says I can give them back...was that uncomfortable for anyone but me?

 

Just subtlely controlling? What I don't get is why people laugh that off. Adam just chuckled. How immature of them both. Do you think people don't pick up on when others do that to them. I think I DID see the very slightest look of surprise reaction from Adam -- like it did hurt, but he just chuckled and said "I can give them back?" You throw shit like that in MY face, and I'd have to get serious and say you hurt me with that comment. Where is that coming from. How could you say that to me?" But Adam chuckled like a person unaware of just how denigrating that comment was.

 

No, you are not the only one for shifted uncomfortably on the couch. Adam, "you in trouble boy".  It's sad that his self-esteem is so low that he didn't seem to realize that Reza is running the show.  And come to think of it, Reza's mother is too....

[lolalempick]

Agree with other comments about A$a's phony spiritualism... this girl will promote anything if it gains or saves her a quick buck. I think her one and only interest in being on this show is to leverage her commercial enterprises and earn $$$$, and being a phony snake oil 'artist' is her M.O.  

[bichonblitz]

Agree with other comments about A$a's phony spiritualism... this girl will promote anything if it gains or saves her a quick buck. I think her one and only interest in being on this show is to leverage her commercial enterprises and earn $$$$, and being a phony snake oil 'artist' is her M.O.  

What's happening with her Diamond water? I don't think she has even mentioned it this season. Such a phony. 

[jkitty]

I am not ok with this Mike/GG storyline. Is the allegation that Mike sexually assaulted her (or attempted to)? Did she say no and he kept going? Did she feel threatened? Or is it that he made a move on GG, she said no but she thinks he is a scumbag trying to cheat? They are very different situations and I feel like the implications of "he tried to fuck me" are not clear. If it is the former, it should not be exploited on television. Period. It should be dealt with through the proper legal authorities. If it's the later, it should be made clear. And then really I just don't care.

Edited March 25, 2015 by jkat7

[heatherchandler]

This should've been dealt with off camera.

 

 

We'll  never know exactly what happened, but I just can't see GG lying about it

 

Especially with her and Mike being long time friends. 

 

I am just getting a weird vibe.  I feel like the is lying, or at least fudging a little bit and embellishing.  I bet they were both joking around, flirting.  I doubt he tried to take it further. 

[heatherchandler]

Oh, and on another note - I LOVE the Golden Gate Bridge print in MJ's kitchen!  I need that.  Anyone have any idea where I can find that, or who the artist is?

[OnceSane]

Major home renovations pose challenges to Reza and Asa. Elsewhere, dramas revolving around a past trip to Turkey come to the fore at a big pooll party.

[nenya]

I am inclined to believe GG. I am also inclined to believe that it was an uncomfortable and confusing and hurtful situation, to have a person who was a good friend suddenly be all over her.

 

But, the hard part is that this group crosses borders all the time! Like someone else said, there was the time when they barged in on Mike when he was in the bathroom or shower or something, and he had to hide himself. How is that okay? 

 

So, while this incident may have crossed a line, it doesn't seem so unusual for their group to consistently cross or toe inappropriate lines. That doesn't make it okay, but it does make me wish that GG would let Mike apologize and tell his side of the story, before spreading this to every one. 

[coloradoqt]

 

 

Asa and her priestess stuff, too much, she did not even test drive that car (that we saw anyway).  Love her mom calling BS on that smudge stick medallion action!  The "bargaining" Asa

I find it funny she waved goodbye and drove off without her mother.

[missy jo]

Neurochick I'm confused as to what happened.  Did Mike try to rape GG?  I get that some victims of sexual violence sometimes never talk about what happened for some time.  So I wonder what really happened.

 

 

Sistaladybug I'm reserving judgment at this stage.  GG is a drama queen and perhaps is revealing this now for storyline purposes, I don't know.  That said, I am extremely hesitant to give the side-eye to a woman who says a man made inappropriate sexual advances.  It's treading way too close to "Well, what were you wearing?  Maybe you asked for it" for my comfort.

 

 

I feel conflicted about it, and I'm the last one to want to blame the victim, but so far I've ultimately come down on the side of "storyline." Keeping it quiet for awhile is understandable, and so is confiding in your friends, but waiting until FILMING to do so doesn't jibe with that.

[SistaLadybug]

There might be something to the "storyline" thing, but I also think there's legitimate discomfort and sadness coming from GG.  They've all talked about how they didn't see Mike when they weren't filming - he was off with Jessica and not spending any time with the group.  GG didn't have to see Mike regularly and now she does.  "Out of sight, out of mind" is a real thing.  I've had things done to me that I've let go until I'm confronted with the offender and all of a sudden, it comes flooding back as if it's happening afresh.  

[Chrissytd]

Why would anyone want to fill a bathtub with Flamin Hot Cheetos?

[OnceSane]

I'd do it. I wouldn't have a good reason, but I'd do it.

[Watermelon]

I wouldn't. Waste of cheetos if you ask me.

[walnutqueen]

I wouldn't. Waste of cheetos if you ask me.

 

Not if you eat them all.

[Watermelon]

Not if you eat them all.

after they've been in the tub and on my body and betwixt my toes?...ew.

[OnceSane]

Take a shower first so you're clean before Cheeto-ing it up.

[walnutqueen]

Dude, your own body bacteria and Cheetos is about the safest stuff you could ever ingest!

 

My dearly beloved soulmate, Beanie Baby (the cat I loved more than all others) was apeshit for Cheetos.  He heard a snack bag opening and pounced like a fucking cheetah - God forbid it should be chips or any other kind of snack food.  They were not permitted in this house!  He was a Cheetos whore - licked the orange off my fingers, licked the orange off the Cheeto - which I happily ate after he did so.  That was just one of his many loveable quirks, but he could've been bigger than that stupid Cheetos animated tiger;  just sayin'.  :-)

Edited March 29, 2015 by walnutqueen

[racked]

I don't think GG was claiming Mike attacked her, just that he tried to sleep with her and it made her uncomfortable. I don't find that hard to believe, but I do find GG's attitude toward it really suspect. She's a drama queen and has flat out lied about things in the past so who knows.  She seems more mad that men get away with cheating in their community more than anything else. 

 

MJ's man is kind of cute! Their lovey scenes are vomit-inducing though. I mean good for you MJ, but I don't need to see any of that. 

 

Watching this show makes me SO hungry. These people know how to eat!

[trimthatfat]

There is something wrong with Mike for sure, he looks bloated and just unwell, the crazy eyes are not helping either.

I can't imagine anyone looking at him and thinking he'd be a great choice as their realtor, he just looks shifty and like a creepy schemer.

I agree. He looks very ill to me. He comes off like a smarmy businessman.

 

I have no clue what happened with Mike and GG either way, but the whole storyline makes me extremely uncomfortable and I do not think it should be airing. I think it's in very poor taste that GG would bring up the incident on camera. She's very good friends with the rest of the cast and she never once discussed what happened with Mike while hanging out with them? Really?

[racked]

Asa's parents are just the cutest things ever. Her dad ignoring her little digs about the cat and all nonchalently asking where she wants their chairs was adorable. Love them! And I love that she loves and respects her parents. 

 

I don't know how Reza went from so lovable Season 1 to...this. He's playing a character and the moments it slips he seems sort of normal and sweet, but some of that awfulness has to be real. 

 

MJ is a ridiculous person but she's just so honest about her jealousy that I can't hate her for it. I find her amusing, I can't help it. 

[Lakewood27]

Just based on pure aesthetics for me, Charlie > Adam.

 

Reza seems to equate having a full head of hair with attractiveness. He's not correct.

[Neurochick]

Jessica and Mike deserve each other. Both of them are disgusting and neither of them has an ounce of class.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Welp, the bomb dropped and Mike acted guilty as hell.

Running off, like FI Tom did on Vanderpump Rules.

[Luciano]

WTF was that curly-haired chick in the bikini doing on top of that guy?

I loved that Asa and Reza at the party immediately went searching for food and proceeded to park themselves by the plates.

Mike is exhausting.

Edited March 31, 2015 by Luciano

[Joan van Snark]

Why is Mike so crazy over Jessica?  She is going to get quite large when she is older if how she is already blowing up is any indication---and Mike seems very visually motivated.  Also she is crazy and really annoying.  Really she actually wore that bikini monstrosity on national TV?

[ExplainItAgain]

Mike and Jessica are really annoying me this season. I hope they have other "real" friends, because they are starting to go too "us against the world." That NEVER ends well.

[cyberfruit]

I've always been neutral towards Jessica, but man, her face after GG dropped the bomb? My heart broke for her. She looked just stunned and yeah, it has to hurt to hear of your lover potentially cheating on you. I can't stand her shrieking, but towards the end of the show, I believe she deserved to go just a bit berserk. 

 

As for GG's confession, personally, when someone says they've been raped or sexually assaulted, I believe them. GG's a lot of things, but she's never struck me as a liar and unfortunately, statistically, her side of the story is more likely to be correct than Mike's. I say unfortunately because well...look at the subject. 

WTF was that curly-haired chick in the bikini doing on top of that guy?

I loved that Asa and Reza at the party immediately went searching for food and proceeded to park themselves by the plates.

Mike is exhausting.

 

If we ever need to find Asa, MJ, Reza, and Kandi from RHOA, we won't have to look far!

[charmed1]

Anyone notice that Jessica kept shouting at Asa, "I don't give a fuck about the show!!" And the word "show" was bleeped out.

[Lakewood27]

Anyone notice that Jessica kept shouting at Asa, "I don't give a fuck about the show!!" And the word "show" was bleeped out.

Jessica wants NO part of 'Shahs of Sunset'. This is the second time this season that she's ripped off her mic pack and stormed off. She's not having it. Unless her wedding was sponsered by Bravo, there's no incentive for her to comply with these shenanigans. She doesn't need the money or the attention. I agree with those who think she probably issued an ultimatum to Mike that this is his last season.

[hoosier80]

If Jessica doesn't want to be a part of the show, then what is her motivation in "getting" Mike?  I assumed she wanted the fame; I've seen others guess as much on other sites.  Mike is no prize; if he's not already been cheating, I see that happening in the future.  He's such an angry drunk, just an unhappy person.  He isn't wealthy - unless his family is really loaded.  Jessica is no gem either, but she has turned herself inside out just so she can be married to Mike.  She's changed her religion, learning how to make foods in his culture, learning his culture, and whatever she has done to her face/body (assuming that is to make herself Mike's 'type').  

 

I don't think he's ever treated her so well that you went ohhhhh that's why she wants to be with him.  He's just going from one get rich quick venture to another.  Wasn't Jessica from money and was also a nurse?  She seemed fairly normal when first introduced - now she just seems angry all the time and miserable. I don't get it.

[RedKoolAide]

The look on Jessica's face after GG yelled out what happened in Turkey told me she believed it. I bet Jessica has put up with a lot of shit with Mike either cheating or trying to cheat. Mike is an ass. But Jessica is thirsty for that ring. If you know this dude is a piece of shit, why are you so hellbent on marrying him?

And why did Shervin feel the need to tell Mike what happened? I think he was looking for camera time because he could've called him or sent a text any time after Adam's party.

MJ, Asa, and Reza were really in a bad spot. Of course everything is filmed bit if GG asked them not to say anything, what are they supposed to do? Plus, Mike has been distancing himself from the group and maybe that was a factor in them keeping their mouths shut.

Ugh, I'm thinking about these jerks too much.

Dowjer is such a cute dog. I miss my pit.

Edited March 31, 2015 by RedKoolAide

[missy jo]

So GG chose this particular moment, at this particular party, in front of the maximum number of people, to address an incident that she kept quiet until filming started. And she finally popped off because she was pissed that Mike superimposed "Bad Pic" over her face on an Instagram photo. She's making it very, very difficult to sympathize with her.

[MollyZee]

"I'll take a holograph test!!!" wins the internet today. Oh, GG tried so hard to sound sincere and contrite but she was so hammered that all the words just ran right into each other. She is the worst kind of scum, waiting a full year until the cameras came back around to guarantee maximum damage from her wrecking ball victim complex.

As for GG's confession, personally, when someone says they've been raped or sexually assaulted, I believe them. GG's a lot of things, but she's never struck me as a liar and unfortunately, statistically, her side of the story is more likely to be correct than Mike's. I say unfortunately because well...look at the subject.

GG never claimed to have been raped or assaulted by Mike. The whole of her "shocking confession" amounts to them both boozing it up (seems there may have been some pills involved, too...) one night in Turkey, he trailed her to her room, she shut him down, good night. Neither of them really knows what happened bc they were both too blitzed to have even an outside chance of remembering. Mike is freaked out because he knows it very likely MAY have happened (and there MAY be footage of it) and GG is just thirsty for relevance. She can take her Mork swim outfit, and her holograph test, and get lost.

IRL Mike/Jessica got married last weekend. Instagram pics show Asa, Reza/Adam, and Asifa among the attendees. No sign of Lochnessa anywhere.

[Maharincess]

Dude, your own body bacteria and Cheetos is about the safest stuff you could ever ingest!

My dearly beloved soulmate, Beanie Baby (the cat I loved more than all others) was apeshit for Cheetos. He heard a snack bag opening and pounced like a fucking cheetah - God forbid it should be chips or any other kind of snack food. They were not permitted in this house! He was a Cheetos whore - licked the orange off my fingers, licked the orange off the Cheeto - which I happily ate after he did so. That was just one of his many loveable quirks, but he could've been bigger than that stupid Cheetos animated tiger; just sayin'. :-)

My late cat Cheetah (ironically tsht was her name) was the same way with nacho cheese Doritos. When my kids were little she always knew when they had some in their lunch bags and she would drive them crazy.

Shit...I'd get flamin' hot in a tub full of Cheetos with that guy. He's really good looking.