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No matter what she is wearing, she is trash. Sorry to go off topic but just wanted to let you all know that as of yesterday morning, after 15 months of hell, I am cancer free. 

ReadMeLattice
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Well, guess they don't share a birthday...my baby girl was born on the 4th around midnight. 7 pounds :) 

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Holy shitballs! This bitch's selfishness and ego knows no bounds. Like Jo and Javi are just going to say " Sure. Go ahead and change my son's last name to yours". And, I seriously doubt Chris will wan

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14 minutes ago, DangerousMinds said:

If it's ok for Farrah to do porn (as a mother), then I can't fault Kail for this.

I don’t watch OG, or Farrah, or follow their stories so I have no comparison.  My kid is in school. Kail has kids In school.  I wouldn’t be posting pics of myself in my “birthday suit.” Someone at the school will see that, even though she is covered.  That’s just me. Yuck

 

A warning would have been nice, too. Hahaha 

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30 minutes ago, druzy said:

#photoshoppedthehelloutofthispicture #leavingonajetplanedontknowwheniwillbebackagain#offtoatlanta#momlife

@druzy Honestly, I don’t want to be mean and body shame but it wasn’t that long ago we saw those pap pics of her in Miami.  Could she REALLY have shaped up like this!? I’ve never been one who works out so I have no clue but I would think not. Serious question.  I do know her booty would NOT be that hidden.  

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1 minute ago, Mkay said:

@druzy Honestly, I don’t want to be mean and body shame but it wasn’t that long ago we saw those pap pics of her in Miami.  Could she REALLY have shaped up like this!? I’ve never been one who works out so I have no clue but I would think not. Serious question.  I do know her booty would NOT be that hidden.  

You are not being mean. In an untouched photo her real (fake) booty would be spilling out on both sides of her thighs. It would take six months to a year for this Puta to resemble the image she posted. 

BTW- I must have missed the post of Kanal posing with her bachelor's degree. Do you have a link?

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54 minutes ago, druzy said:

You are not being mean. In an untouched photo her real (fake) booty would be spilling out on both sides of her thighs. It would take six months to a year for this Puta to resemble the image she posted. 

BTW- I must have missed the post of Kanal posing with her bachelor's degree. Do you have a link?

Ok. I thought maybe I was being excessively mean.  Everyone was praising her under her pic and I’m thinking, wait......

I haven’t seen a picture of her with her degree.  Anyone?

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Scarlett45

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17 hours ago, Mkay said:

Jesus Christ Almighty Why? Keep that crap private. You are not THAT insecure if you do stuff like this. You are a mother for god’s sake.    

 

 

17 hours ago, DangerousMinds said:

If it's ok for Farrah to do porn (as a mother), then I can't fault Kail for this.

Yes. I agree the photo is retouched (like most professional photos and ALL of Kailyn’s photos) but this is actually an artistic piece. She looks nice (minus the tattoos).

I think she looks far more appropriate here (even though she’s nude) than she does in some of the photos where her shorts are so damn tight they are injuring her labia (nope still not letting that go). She could be wearing a strapless bathing suit that we just couldn’t see (I’m sure she is nude for the effect). It’s less skin than you see on a public beach. 

That doesn’t change that Kailyn is insecure and longs for validation from her fans, but the photo itself is one of her better choices IMO. 

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ReadMeLattice

ReadMeLattice

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12 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

She had two miscarriages. Maybe it is the second miscarriage that is questionable?

I think the second miscarriage occured when she was still banging Javi even though they separated. Javi said they were having sex and for sure she was banging Chris. 

Maybe? I've just seen some folks (here and elsewhere) suggesting that maybe that's why Javi was upset about the miscarriage when they talked about it on camera. Not that they can't have their own opinion, of course they can, I just find that perplexing. If that were the case, I personally think we'd have heard about it from Javi's loose lips eight times over and had an hourlong MTV special about it by now. I REALLY doubt that Javi would know about an abortion of his or another man's baby while they were together and for no reason at all agree to keep that quiet. That just seems wildly out of character for him.

Also, I'm a person who likes tattoos, but hers are objectively bad. Like, really bad.

11 hours ago, Mkay said:

 

Is that the one he broke up with for not being famewhoreish enough? Here's hoping he's learning.

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12 hours ago, Mkay said:

Ok. I thought maybe I was being excessively mean.  Everyone was praising her under her pic and I’m thinking, wait......

I haven’t seen a picture of her with her degree.  Anyone?

Can someone take one for the team and tweet at her that she probably never earned her actual degree and if she had, we'd see a picture? If she ignores it or snots that she doesn't have anything to prove to a random tweet, we can probably conclude she's technically not a graduate. If she had that degree and someone called it into question, she would flash that in a heartbeat. Kail can't stand for people to talk shit about her, and if she can refute it, she will.

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13 hours ago, Mkay said:

Ok. I thought maybe I was being excessively mean.  Everyone was praising her under her pic and I’m thinking, wait......

I haven’t seen a picture of her with her degree.  Anyone?

I've always thought she must have failed a class in her final semester or something along those lines and ended up walking but not getting her diploma. If she wouldn't have actually gotten in, you know she would have had that shit framed and would be posting it all over the place. No shade about being being proud of your diploma and framing it, because I did the same. 

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15 hours ago, Mkay said:

I don’t watch OG, or Farrah, or follow their stories so I have no comparison.  My kid is in school. Kail has kids In school.  I wouldn’t be posting pics of myself in my “birthday suit.” Someone at the school will see that, even though she is covered.  That’s just me. Yuck

 

A warning would have been nice, too. Hahaha 

Isaac is eight, right?  Pretty good bet that some classmates will let him know they saw his mom posted "naked pictures" on the Internet.  She's an insensitive moron.

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1 hour ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

NO WAY do Kail's thighs/bums look that smooth in real life. NO WAY.  (Because basically no woman's back thighs/bum looks that smooth/shapely; we all have at least SOME cellulite/dimpling).  NO WAY.  #LoveThePHOTOSHOPPEDskinYoureIn 

Yep

The other thing that is laughable about her photo is the hashtag that reads "love your skin." Um, you mean the skin that you fucked up with plastic surgery? Girrrrl, you didn't even love your beautiful teeth. You went and screwed them up with veneers. Nothing about Kwale is natural. What she is preaching is that females need to go under the knife.

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10 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

She honestly thinks she is a brand.  Outside of a couple million cable viewers & tabloid readers, nobody knows who the fuck she is.

So, the first thing she wants people to see if her naked picture when they look up her “brand.” But when they call her in to talk to her that’s very obviously not the Kail they are gonna see.  

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32 minutes ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:
3 hours ago, Birdee said:

"Live Happy." Of course, because when I think of Kail, I'm always reminded of how happy, outgoing and uplifting she is.

She's a ray of sunshine, for sure. She's definitely not sour-faced all the time, just like Jenelle never yells. 

Kail is to "Live Happy" what Jenelle is to "#momlife.". 

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On 3/14/2018 at 11:50 AM, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

Probably when he and Vee didn't give her too much sh*t when she asked to watch Isaac for a few weeks on end so she could go to Miami, then Disney, then Hawaii..... 

Thank goodness Isaac has a parent (and step-mom) who will make sure he stays in a normal routine with school, etc, while his mom is on her third vacation of the month.

Yeah.  I think he's a loser but I kind of have some base level of respect that he didn't agree to be shown on the show and completely fame whore it out (cough, Javi, cough) and hasn't sold "Kail did such-and-such" stories for a couple of grand from Radar or InTouch.  

TMOG Maci's ex Ryan Edwards's new wife Mackenzie was basically hawking skinny tea on her social media two seconds after showing her face on TMOG as Ryan's girlfriend and blogging about her "celebrity (hahaha) life" three seconds after that, so.... Good for you, Chris, for laying relatively low despite "fame" and TM money you could hypothetically get a piece of. 

This! Chris seems pretty lame and Javi does a better job of playing Mr. Nice Guy, but hey, he at least seems to have some basic respect for himself, unlike Javi. He doesn't seem thirsty, he's not trolling the franchise for money...he might be the "classiest" one around, weirdly enough.

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38 minutes ago, TeeMo said:

I have said it before and I will say it again - I cannot comprehend why any adult would need this many professional photos of herself just posing alone for no reason. And it is not just Kail. The other girls in this franchise are almost as bad. What does she even do with all of these photos???

She puts them on her walls so she can admire herself.

Her real reason is to show off these photos to her ass-kissers and demented defenders. She can't just live life showing off filtered photos using her cell phone. She has to take it up several notches. 

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51 minutes ago, TeeMo said:

I have said it before and I will say it again - I cannot comprehend why any adult would need this many professional photos of herself just posing alone for no reason. And it is not just Kail. The other girls in this franchise are almost as bad. What does she even do with all of these photos???

Same. I don’t get it. 

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14 hours ago, TeeMo said:

I have said it before and I will say it again - I cannot comprehend why any adult would need this many professional photos of herself just posing alone for no reason. And it is not just Kail. The other girls in this franchise are almost as bad. What does she even do with all of these photos???

The vacancy left by the photo of her & Javi holding hands in their underwear isn't gonna fill itself!

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20 hours ago, TeeMo said:

I have said it before and I will say it again - I cannot comprehend why any adult would need this many professional photos of herself just posing alone for no reason. And it is not just Kail. The other girls in this franchise are almost as bad. What does she even do with all of these photos???

Exactly. I take a picture of myself maybe once every couple years, if that. I am perplexed at this behavior.

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34 minutes ago, DangerousMinds said:

Exactly. I take a picture of myself maybe once every couple years, if that. I am perplexed at this behavior.

Do you mean “of yourself by yourself” every couple of years or that you aren’t in any pictures at all for a few years at a time?

 

Im 32 and I’m in a photo with others a few times a month- usually for events, birthdays, weddings, celebrations etc. I’ll take a photo of myself by myself when my makeup is so fierce I want to slap myself (about 2x a year). ?

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Scarlett45

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4 hours ago, DangerousMinds said:

 By myself. But really, I hate pictures of myself in general, with or without other people. I just don't understand the constant need for "selfies" some take these days. Seems almost pathological to me.

Ah yes I agree on selfies. To me pictures are to capture the memories, me going to work on a regular day doesn’t need to be captured. I don’t need to document every outfit I wear or makeup look I do. 

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4 hours ago, MaddyMaeboxerbabe said:

When is this latest vacation?  

It was given to Issac for his Birthday.   There were pictures on Twitter of a handmade card saying We are going to Jamaica. It’s probably buried back in the beginning of March or whenever Issac’s b-day was. 

4 hours ago, MaddyMaeboxerbabe said:

When is this latest vacation?  

End of March is all that was originally posted.  

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