Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

7 days

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

You've obviously never been to one of my Teddy Bear Picnics.  😉

I am intrigued. Are there cocktails? I'm sure I could enjoy a picnic more if there was booze.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh my god, that genius. 

In another life, when I was vindictive about other girls in the dorm sleeping with the boy I liked, I MIGHT have done this 💀

[WaltersHair]

He's gonna lose he on purpose in the corn maze.

[Empress1]

Nathan is cute with a buzz cut.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Frankenstein and the Bride of Frankenstein. Okay.

Edited February 18, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

In another life, when I was vindictive about other girls in the dorm sleeping with the boy I liked, I MIGHT have done this 💀

My dear @Eldemarge, you are absolutely a wealth of wonderful anecdotes! You need to write a book. I would read the bejesus out of such a book. 

[LEILANI2]

Why are all these people rushing into marriage, have they not heard of living in sin.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

In another life, when I was vindictive about other girls in the dorm sleeping with the boy I liked, I MIGHT have done this 💀

Note to self: do not piss off Eldemarge.

[goofygirl]

Boy, that ice cream crew looks SOOO happy to be together in the car!  Boob sling, your Mom has been there for YOU AND your kids.  Don't get it twisted!

[Keywestclubkid]

cause ur mom can't afford another kid 

[Pepper Mostly]

Mama tells us her favorite ice cream flavor like she's reading her own execution order. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’d be okay with a sundae right about now.

[Ladystardust]

All that talk about different ice cream and they all just get plain vanilla sundaes??

[Empress1]

I’m muting this, I can’t with Justine.

[candall]

OH, lol.  I assumed Mike was explaining the chess pieces to one of Justine's tots.

But it was Justine.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes, Michael you have to do this today. You got all dressed up special in your yacht captain jacket. 

[kacesq]

Gag, spare me the cutesy baby announcement.

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I am impressed with Monique's bra. For having such huge boobs, they aren't droopy at all. I can't even imagine how much her shoulders probably hurt.

LAL really does have something for everyone!  Thanks, WE

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Someone explain to Justine that the pawns are often sacrificed to protect the king. 

[Keywestclubkid]

they really have no money or jobs but waste money on an extra ice cream? poor grandma never gonna be able to retire 

Edited February 18, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[WaltersHair]

Just now, kacesq said:

Gag, spare me the cutesy baby announcement.

These are exactly the kind of people to burn down a forest doing a gender reveal

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

they really have no money or jobs but waste money on an extra ice cream? 

That's Justine's mother's ice cream. She's going without, as she'll have to do even more in the future as she supports her ne'er do well, feckless daughter and her felonious hubby. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Justine: We haven’t fucked up the lives of our existing kids enough yet, so let’s have another kid to really mess up their futures.

Edited February 18, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Michael Production had an idea for how to tell the kids.

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

they really have no money or jobs but waste money on an extra ice cream? 

Michael's gonna eat it. It's not going to waste.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Boy, that ice cream crew looks SOOO happy to be together in the car!  Boob sling, your Mom has been there for YOU AND your kids.  Don't get it twisted!

Boob sling.   🤡

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Justine: We haven’t fucked up the lives of our existing kids yet, so let’s have another kid to really mess up their futures.

If something's worth doing its worth doing well. 

[Gobi]

They should have gone to a car dealer, so Michael could say "Guess what? Your mom is going to be a four by four, too."

[SemiCharmedLife]

Well, the kids again have more sense than the parents.  Their expressions are saying "what the f...!"

[LEILANI2]

30 minutes in and I think we've gotten about 7 minutes of the actual show between all the commercials.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That's Justine's mother's ice cream. She's going without, as she'll have to do even more in the future as she supports her ne'er do well, feckless daughter and her felonious hubby. 

I feel extremely pissed off on behalf of the responsible mother figure.

[Gobi]

"I've never been a boring bitch. Just a plain old bitch."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Michael's gonna eat it. It's not going to waste.

He'll put it in Justine's ass and lick it out like he promised with other foods.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

These two have no business being married. They bring out the worst in each other and a few good days doesn't change that. So of course they'll get engaged.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Skylar prides herself on not being a boring bitch. Because being a judgmental harridan supposedly in recovery with a manipulative mother is so much more attractive.

[goofygirl]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

He'll put it in Justine's ass and lick it out like he promised with other foods.

Well, the guy HAS been in prison for quite a while!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Skylar prides herself on not being a boring bitch. Because being a judgmental harridan supposedly in recovery with a manipulative mother is so much more attractive.

One would think, after her many misadventures, up to and including incarceration, she'd appreciate a little boredom. 

Edited February 18, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Sharp pulled out all the losers stops for the new season of Life After Lockup.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Cleveland - prepare to rock!

[Pepper Mostly]

Monique, black panties with that pink dress was not a sound choice. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I swear if his sisters come half naked to this cookout 

[Gobi]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Cleveland - prepare to rock!

Tonight we're going to rock you tonight!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Derek doesn't know to start the fire before putting the meat on.  Everyone enjoy your e-coli burgers.   

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Tonight we're going to rock you tonight!

HELLO CLEVELAND!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

One would think, after her many misadventures, up to and including incarceration, she'd enjoy a little boredom. 

I know first hand what a not-boring life looks like and boring is so much better.

[renatae]

35 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Honestly, that is the theme here. Arrested Development. 

They're all such fucking big babies 

My vote is for Tattoo-meanie for the biggest baby at this time. Blackout drunk, figures more of the same is just fine, no plans whatever for the future. Aris done stepped in it.

[kacesq]

I’m so tired of all these people on reality shows throwing around the word “disrespectful”…everyone is disrespecting the losers. How dare they?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I swear if his sisters come half naked to this cookout 

They do everywhere else.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I swear if his sisters come half naked to this cookout 

Oh, you know they are.