Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Is this the daughter who's a straight A student and cheerleading captain and has a tattoo that Justine paid for? 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why can these kids see so clearly that their parents are so fucked up?

They've had to live through a never ending parade of the consequences of their parents bad choices.

[kacesq]

Aw Cameron…of course you’re going to report to your wife. You don’t even know.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Is this the daughter who's a straight A student and cheerleading captain and has a tattoo that Justine paid for? 

yup but she will get to do fun things if this one is a girl ..

[kacesq]

Do these people spend so much time in cars they need to recline all the way back?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Michael: Justine and my mother have a complicated relationship.

Me: Justine and everyone she has ever met have complicated relationships. She probably has issues with the mail carrier, everyone at the local grocery, a local who walks his dog on the block . . . .

[Auntie Anxiety]

I am certain that Cameron won’t ever go out drinking until he passes out again. I take him at his word. Hahaha

[Empress1]

Aris is beautiful but that dress is not flattering.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Alpha male. Delusional.

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Alpha male. Delusional.

I’m on dating apps. The second I read “alpha male” on a man’s profile, it’s an immediate swipe left.

[Keywestclubkid]

"Alpa Male" ROFL if you have to state you are Alpha YOU aint Alpha 

[Ladystardust]

I bet Cameron cheats on her before her flight lands in Florida. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Cam says if you put him in a box, he will escape that box...But, prison?

[Empress1]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Cam says if you put him in a box, he will escape that box...But, prison?

MY FIRST THOUGHT 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Is this the daughter who's a straight A student and cheerleading captain and has a tattoo that Justine paid for? 

The daughter who is 17 going on 30 because she has had to be the adult in the relationship.  I am having flashbacks to Andrea and Lamar and Andrea's wonderful children.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

yup but she will get to do fun things if this one is a girl ..

Poor kid. She works hard at school and does extracurriculars and probably reads to the blind and helps old ladies cross the street and volunteers at the food bank all in an effort to gain her stupid mother's attention and approval, then thoughtless cow Justine says "I hope its a girl so I can do stuff with her because I didn't with my other daughter who's sitting right here". God, I HATE her. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Poor kid. She works hard at school and does extracurriculars and probably reads to the blind and helps old ladies cross the street and volunteers at the food bank all in an effort to gain her stupid mother's attention and approval, then thoughtless cow Justine says "I hope its a girl so I can do stuff with her because I didn't with my other daughter who's sitting right here". God, I HATE her. 

I can’t believe she said that shit to her kid’s face.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Cam says if you put him in a box, he will escape that box...But, prison?

And nobody puts baby in the corner.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Aris is beautiful but that dress is not flattering.

That's what I call a tactful, diplomatic statement. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

That's what I call a tactful, diplomatic statement. 

I try. 😉

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The daughter who is 17 going on 30 because she has had to be the adult in the relationship.  I am having flashbacks to Andrea and Lamar and Andrea's wonderful children.  

Yea I'd like to see Lamar and crazy Andrea and the cute kids on LAL.

[Auntie Anxiety]

A proposal on Halloween. It’s an omen.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I am certain that Cameron won’t ever go out drinking until he passes out again. I take him at his word. Hahaha

He'll stay in drinking.  He'd better hope that production is there to roll him over so he doesn't choke on his vomit. 

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Alpha male. Delusional.

I spit out my drink.  Sure, he's an alpha male. Yep, exactly what I would call him. 

1 hour ago, Empress1 said:

I’m on dating apps. The second I read “alpha male” on a man’s profile, it’s an immediate swipe left.

It's like announcing "I am a controlling asshole who will never listen to you."

[SemiCharmedLife]

This serious conversation between a serial killer and Frankenstein...

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

A proposal on Halloween. It’s an omen.

Oh honey. I live, as you all know by now since I never shut up about it, in Salem Massachusetts. Halloween proposals and weddings are old hat here. 

[candall]

Cameron is looking for someone to penetrate before Aris even makes it into the airport.  It's not his fault, though.  She forced him to be unfaithful because she tried to put him in a box!  Controlling bitch.

 

[Cam is working his way to the top of all the people I despise on this show.]

[JenE4]

This guy giving life lessons with the white mask on is cracking me up.

[Ladystardust]

Well, Derek's sister has some competition for next year's Academy Award now.

[kacesq]

Is that the mother? 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Cameron is looking for someone to penetrate before Aris even makes it into the airport. 

Ewwwwwwwwwww

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

And nobody puts baby in the corner.

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

A proposal on Halloween. It’s an omen.

Well, her exes are in the cemetery.  These two have the best visuals - the creepy AF dolls while they were arguing, the costumes. 

[Keywestclubkid]

take the hint that no one you have told you want to ask her to marry you has said DO IT ..lol

[Gobi]

Until living dead do they part.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Cameron is looking for someone to penetrate before Aris even makes it into the airport.  

And someone else to sit on his face.

[JenE4]

“We’re all drug addicts with a heart of gold.” Is that what drug addicts are known for? I’m thinking the non-drug-addicts in their lives might have a different impression of where the drug addicts’ hearts are at.

Edited February 18, 2023 by JenE4

[Keywestclubkid]

OMG the first good decision that has been made on this show .. 

[Ladystardust]

Did a four year old put their halloween makeup on? It's astonishingly bad.

[kacesq]

Y’all hoes trippin….this show is pure poetry…

[Keywestclubkid]

is she wearing a house shoe outside? 

[LEILANI2]

They're always dressed for the clubs no matter the occasion, graveyards, picnics, prison release.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

And someone else to sit on his face.

The man does get hungry.  He needs to eat.  

[kacesq]

Oh they want attention, Monique? You shy retiring wallflower…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Somehow i missed the plot about Monique and her future sister in law.

[Empress1]

Okay, I know Elizabeth is problematic but I really like the color of her wig. The red is a flattering shade.

[LEILANI2]

Monique looks like she's driving her little five year old around.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

They're always dressed for the clubs no matter the occasion, graveyards, picnics, prison release.

or just scooting around the house in those slippers 

[Eldemarge]

I feel like I'm looking at The Rock and Kevin Hart yelling at each other in the car.

[Empress1]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Monique looks like she's driving her little five year old around.

They really do look like mother and son in the car. He’s half her size. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

They're always dressed for the clubs no matter the occasion, graveyards, picnics, prison release.

You never know when a beat is going to start.  Got to be ready.

When sis was on the ground by the stream of liquid, I thought she peed herself.  Her dress was so short, it wouldn't have gotten wet.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, candall said:

Cameron is looking for someone to penetrate before Aris even makes it into the airport.  It's not his fault, though.  She forced him to be unfaithful because she tried to put him in a box!  Controlling bitch.

Cam will be working his devastatingly charming opening gambit ("Get on over here and sit on my face") to everyone who'll stand still long enough. I'm sure that the local womenfolk will be positively gasping for this stellar opportunity.