Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

New season, new and returning couples!

Monique and Derek
Monique is a big girl who has lying about being into fitness.  Why?  Because Derek is into fitness.  What else was he going to do, just take leisurely strolls around the yard like an Regency Period lady taking turns around the room?  After meeting on a pen pal site, they have "dated" for two years and have not met in person.

Nathan and Skylar
It's a con-to-con love story!  Or love mess.  Somehow the drama between them led to Skylar getting kicked out of the halfway house and back to custody.  Sure, you might think they would reconsider their relationship.  Not on Love After Lockup!  Nathan is living with his grandmother while he waits for Skylar's release. 

Aris and Cameron
Stop me if you've heard this before.  Cameron is a rapper.  Aris is head over heels in love and wants to have his babies. However, Aris is concerned about all of his female friends. Cameron thinks his music career is more important than his relationship.  Cameron also shows a controlling side, getting upset when Aris shows up at the recording studio.  Can we ever get away from controlling rappers?  Please let him have a limited edition hoodie. 

Ashley and Travis
She's a jeweler with her own business.  He's a bank robber.  Her neighbor likes her but hey, she saw Travis' photo and thought he was hot so . . . now she wants to give him a job and settle down.  Will he steal more than her heart? (Last line was my practicing writing for WETV).

Gabby and Chris
If you're unlucky, you'll remember Gabby from Love During Lockup season 1.  Her prison love, Chris, won a huge settlement against Riker's prison because the guards didn't try to stop a beatdown he received from other prisoners. Gabby got ahold of it and spent and spent and spent . . . Chris is getting out.  His relatives dislike her even more than we do.  How will things work out when the money dries up?

Justine and Michael
Sharp clearly hates us all.  JustSmug will be back on our TVs.  Michael gets out of prison , letting us see if he looks more like his truly unfortunate mug shot or his glamour shot on her bedroom wall.  This modern day Brady Bunch has 7 kids between them.  Justine has zero appropriate articles of clothing.

The new season starts Friday 2022.12.16

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey bunkies! We're getting the band back together.....oh wait. We're still on the bus. Someone pass the tequila and the Doritos, its going to be a long night. 

[Keywestclubkid]

shuffles back and forth outside the prison stomping out cigarette after cigarette waiting for that first glance of my true love walking out of those prison doors ... will this time be the one? 

Edited December 17, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hi fellow criminals and/or parolees. I’m hoping that all of these new relationships work out this season because I’ve already tattooed most of their names on my neck. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I just told a colleague I had to get off of a zoom call because it's the love after lockup season premiere.  Priorities!!!!

[Gobi]

Got my shrimp Alfredo on Barbie and I'm ready to be conned!

[OoogleEyes]

@PepperMostly,  those short ribs were FABULOUS.  I also made bread with them to sop up that gravy. omg 🥰

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, how I wish we'd been graced with a shot of Justine clambering out of that Lambo. Probably needed a block and tackle.

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

@PepperMostly,  those short ribs were FABULOUS.  I also made bread with them to sop up that gravy. omg 🥰

Aren't they the BEST? I never use any other recipe now. And what did I tell you about that cup and half of tomato paste? I'm so glad you liked them!

[SemiCharmedLife]

HI Bunkies, I can't wait to be swept up in the love stories about to be unleashed on my tv screen.  My heart's all a flutter.

[kacesq]

Good evening all! So excited for my prison boo to get sprung!

[Pepper Mostly]

"When I saw Travis for the first time on Hotconsdotcom I knew he was the man for me". 

Sweet Jesus, these idiots.

[Auntie Anxiety]

My son in VT picked this minute to text me. WHYYYYYYYY???

[Ladystardust]

Ugh, I couldn't figure out why 90 Day Fiance was on then I realized I was on the wrong trash channel. 

Now it won't let me watch WE! It's the only channel giving me an error message 😡

[kacesq]

Oh that blond chick looks really unstable, yay lol.

oh great..another great representative of NJ…Gabby!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Good evening all! So excited for my prison boo to get sprung!

@kacesq, didn't you start a new job? How's it going?

[Empress1]

Why is that white woman crying all the goddamn time?

(Hi everybody!)

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Ugh, I couldn't figure out why 90 Day Fiance was on then I realized I was on the wrong trash channel. 

Now it won't let me watch WE! It's the only channel giving me an error message 😡

Your tv wants to protect you from trash tv!

[kacesq]

Ok still wondering why women want to be virgins again….

[Empress1]

Has Gabby lost weight?

[Keywestclubkid]

oh god I saw the preview and this I can skip .. them sitting there talking while she pumps whatever that is in her vagina ... I just can't again I CANT 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My son in VT picked this minute to text me. WHYYYYYYYY???

My dear, you need to enact some tough love. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Gabby has had a lot of work done....bye, bye dollars!

[candall]

Okay, Princess, never mind.  I'm in.

I got locked out!  Panic!

Because I watched the season preview last night and they spent at least five of the 13 minutes on Gabby's vaginal rejuvenation and asshole lightening.  GOOD FREAKING TIMES, GANG.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sharp has officially jumped the shark. Vagina tightening and anal lightening? And it’s just the first minute!

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

@kacesq, didn't you start a new job? How's it going?

I did! Just finished my 2nd week and it’s been great so far! Thanks for remembering!

[Pepper Mostly]

"You gotta relax, its already in"

"Its hot, like a hot stone"

Things Gabby will hear on her wedding night? 

[Floatingbison]

ummmm, it's gonna take a whole medical team from the Mayo Clinic to make that lady a virgin again

[Gobi]

"What's his mother's main issue with you?"

"She's afraid my vagina isn't tight enough."

[kacesq]

She burned all the $150k or just the $75k she said she got? Or did the lawyer take half the settlement…

[Keywestclubkid]

oh yea this is total normal to do on camera pumping this hot wand in your vagina while we small talk LOL this show is classssssssy

[Auntie Anxiety]

This gynecologist(?) also has a degree in psychology.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

It always surprises me that some women want to feel like a virgin again. It wasn't great the first time. It got great with time!

[Floatingbison]

I spent 75, 000 on a car and make up and clothes, and the rest I just wasted.

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

oh god I saw the preview and this I can skip .. them sitting there talking while she pumps whatever that is in her vagina ... I just can't again I CANT 

Good Lord. Is this what I'm missing?

Still can't get WEtv to work. Going to try a different device.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Ok still wondering why women want to be virgins again….

IIRC (it's been a minute) the first time wasn't all that great

[Pepper Mostly]

I would be slightly alarmed if someone was rummaging around in my vagina and asking me all these personal questions. Just me? 

I'm wondering which hideously expensive wedding dress Gabby bought? hahahaha, I kill me. 

[kacesq]

Is that a new fit sling for our Justine? Or different lighting?

[Floatingbison]

Just now, kacesq said:

She burned all the $150k or just the $75k she said she got? Or did the lawyer take half the settlement…

atty probably got 1/3, and worth every penny.  That was a pretty good settlement for an offense that was undoubtedly very tough to prove because the guards aren't gonna testify against each other.  I, for one, am impressed with that amount.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

This gynecologist(?) also has a degree in psychology.

She's a great multi tasker

[OoogleEyes]

I would love to have Gabby's confidence 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Juju is in for a real surprise when Michael decides he needs to sow some wild oats when he gets out. My Magic 8Ball 🎱 made that prediction.

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"You gotta relax, its already in"

"Its hot, like a hot stone"

Things Gabby will hear on her wedding night? 

Will there be an ice pack when it's over?

[Ladystardust]

Great. Finally got the channel to come on just in time to see Justine's catsuit. 

Edited December 17, 2022 by Ladystardust

[kacesq]

With the way she flings that hair around you think it would look better…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, at least he;s not carrying a refrigerator on his shoulder.

[Pepper Mostly]

She better not run, she'll pop right out of that catsuit. 

[Empress1]

Justine and Michael have SEVEN KIDS between them?!

[Keywestclubkid]

wait was he arrested with that big ass keyboard? 

[goofygirl]

Woo Hoo Y'all!!!  We got vaginal rejuvenation, whitening of the butthole....  Goody!  Here's Mike of the tennis shoe  emporium.  The one that pays for Mercedes station wagons & Lambos.  Suuurrreee dude.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

atty probably got 1/3, and worth every penny.  That was a pretty good settlement for an offense that was undoubtedly very tough to prove because the guards aren't gonna testify against each other.  I, for one, am impressed with that amount.

I’ve dealt with lawyers who’ve taken as much as 40%