Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Maybeitsme]

Gabby needs an a$$ whipping 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Oh, great, Gabby is going to lose it on her soon to be mother-in-law and SIL.  I would love to have one of them put her in her place.  She is obnoxious.

[candall]

"Hello?  911?  I'm trying to get my boyfriend's mother and sister out of my car. . . "

ROTFL  Instant LAL classic.

Edited December 17, 2022 by candall

[OoogleEyes]

I'm seeing Crown Royal Apple and I give Tony props for not being involved in this travesty 

[Keywestclubkid]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

2500 dollars for what exactly?  Coach Carla and her coaching?? Wow.  I'm shocked, I tell ya.

its like the Teddi melencamp from RHOBH pay me to scream and belittle you and call it accountability LOL 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Narrator:  Nothing will go as it should. 

[kacesq]

So far I don’t find Travis to be too bad. Poor guy is going to be run down isn’t he?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Nathan. She's not funny or smart. She's a termagant who'll end you as soon as look at you. You chump.

[goofygirl]

Nathan is poet, too.  This poor guy.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, the poor guy can't go get a fucking sandwich without her jumping in his shit. 

[OoogleEyes]

15 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Skylar is going to hit the ground running, I guess. She's already turning up the "Shrew" to eleven. 

Yep 

[candall]

Just now, kacesq said:

So far I don’t find Travis to be too bad. Poor guy is going to be run down isn’t he?

At the ankles.

[Gobi]

Cuffing?

[Empress1]

“Tell me you love me, dude.”

[Keywestclubkid]

OMG he is needy ... tell me you love me ..... STOP ... CLING 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

So far I don’t find Travis to be too bad. Poor guy is going to be run down isn’t he?

A few weeks with Skylar will break him.

[Pepper Mostly]

A BLUE CHEETAH PRINT ROSE OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M DEAD AGAIN

[Keywestclubkid]

this dumb fool gonna spend that money on this woman ... 

[Empress1]

Just now, Gobi said:

Cuffing?

Pairing off. Cuffing season is generally fall & winter when people aren’t going out as much and want to stay in and snuggle. (I, however, am having a bit of a hot girl winter.)

[Keywestclubkid]

didn't I steal your moms car? ROFL 

[Empress1]

HE STOLE HER MOM’S CAR OH MY GOD

[candall]

"Hey, didn't I steal your mom's car one time?"

.

I LOVE THIS SHOW.

[OoogleEyes]

17 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nate, sometimes you don’t have to go all in even if life is a gamble.

Nate. Yer killing me 

[Pepper Mostly]

He must spend his life going around town saying things like "Hey, didn't I sell some bad smack to your cousin? I'm sorry about that". "Hey, didn't I break into your dad's store? I'm sorry". Sheesh. 

[kacesq]

So two baby mamas…I suspect this will come into play later…

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Daddy's coming home and stepmom is in a skintight catsuit. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, candall said:

"Hey, didn't I steal your mom's car one time?"

.

I LOVE THIS SHOW.

These are certainly moments you don't get anywhere else.

[Pepper Mostly]

Justine is positively SEETHING with jealousy of Michael's children. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"Some Jerry Springer shit." Dead. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Whos fault is that dude? that's a choice you made for doing what you did 

[kacesq]

“It was stripped from me”. Yeah you had nothing to do with it Mikey…

[Empress1]

I am actually really affected by this moment with Michael’s kids.

[kacesq]

So her bedroom is the attic…

[Pepper Mostly]

"See honey? That's where I keep your toenail clippings!"

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I am actually really affected by this moment with Michael’s kids.

He seemed really sincere.

[candall]

Oh, dear.  Justine needed to switch with one of the kids and get a bedroom WITH A DOOR.

[goofygirl]

Old Mike's gonna LOVE rolling over and staring at that picture of himself all the damn time.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

JustSmug shaking her ass.

[Maybeitsme]

So is he going to play his keyboard while she works the pole? Is that the plan?

[Gobi]

Where are her kids?

[Pepper Mostly]

So, is Justine going to prepare her man a classic strip club shrimp Alfredo? (wink wink)

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So, is Justine going to prepare her man a classic strip club shrimp Alfredo? (wink wink)

He'll supply the sauce. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Where are her kids?

Juvie?

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

He seemed really sincere.

It was when he was talking about having to re-learn them that got me.

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Where are her kids?

They're out in the garage. With the Mercedes.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Where are her kids?

Maybe she converted one of those backyard sheds.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, candall said:

Maybe she converted one of those backyard sheds.

chance has been hired and is out getting supplies 

[goofygirl]

Lort. Ashley has a pool??  She could drown herself in that thing!

[Keywestclubkid]

her handymam that lives next door LOL 

[kacesq]

I suspect Ashley will be our most entertaining trainwreck. At least she’s not bringing any kids into this mess.