Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

it looked all red and angry like he had been picking at it I was like is just a bad zit but it was like someone hit him swollen .. how the heck did I miss that last week? 

I noticed it last week, considered the "chew" idea, and thought that maybe it wasn't. It does look like a bad "owie."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm spending another lonely holiday season apart from my convict love.  I'm hoping he fills my stocking with oodles of toilet paper roses and love poems.

I'm here and ready to snark!

I hope you get some dick tracings or vag inkblots - signs of true love!

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, Primetimer peeps! I hope everyone dealing with this crazy weather is staying warm and dry and comfy! We've had wild rain and wind all day but its not cold--50's today in Massachusetts. Our own @Auntie Anxiety's power is out and she might not be able to join us in the yard for recreation today. Maybe save her some of your extra ramen. 

Has everyone had a good week? Those who are celebrating, are you ready for Christmas? My brother AND my mother got Covid, but should both be done isolating for Xmas. Big sigh. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Cliffhanger with Gabby-- can't wait!

[kacesq]

Good evening all! Ya know on rewatch I kinda sided with Gabby. I’d want to leave ASAP.

[OoogleEyes]

Is his sister's name really Felicia?

[SemiCharmedLife]

"Pigs in a blanket" -- how rude!

[Keywestclubkid]

Gabby is TIRED!! I mean getting her vagina tightened was tiring 

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm spending another lonely holiday season apart from my convict love.  I'm hoping he fills my stocking with oodles of toilet paper roses and love poems.

I'm here and ready to snark!

Maybe you could hang with his mother and sister. I'm sure they're super supportive of your relationship.

[kacesq]

Who do I speak to to get my beloved @Auntie Anxietypower back on? Inexcusable, power company. And weather gods…

[Gobi]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Is his sister's name really Felicia?

I thinks it's Fellatia.

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

-3 here, so I'm snuggled in ready for some deep thoughts 

Is that in Indiana?  I was just on another forum and someone in Indiana said the same thing, -3 with wind chill of -23

[Keywestclubkid]

is she really gonna get married in this outfit? 

[Pepper Mostly]

And they're all calling Chris in PRISON to mediate! I am DYING over here. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And they're all calling Chris in PRISON to mediate! I am DYING over here. 

hes on the bus using the bus drivers phone LOL 

[Floatingbison]

are the outfits from the Golds Gym Hoodie Collection?

 

[Pepper Mostly]

She wants to go see him and test drive that newly rejuvenated vajayjay. 

[kacesq]

Yay ridiculous fake lashes! Now the season is truly underway…

penis drawings! Mark your bingo cards…

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Good evening all! Ya know on rewatch I kinda sided with Gabby. I’d want to leave ASAP.

I get what she is upset about, but then she is delaying leaving by throwing her fit so . . . . 

[Keywestclubkid]

I love his sister is rolling a joint in the passengers seat 

[Eldemarge]

Penis outline:  Not impressed.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She wants to go see him and test drive that newly rejuvenated vajayjay. 

Take 'er out for spin.

[Pepper Mostly]

PENIS TRACING! Everyone drink!

Another Bingo square is born.

[Maybeitsme]

This whole Gabby/Chris crew are horrible people,  negative, nasty,  disrespectful.

The whole lot of them

Edited December 24, 2022 by Maybeitsme
They and the are not the same

[Floatingbison]

That's a whole lotta camo!

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Is that in Indiana?  I was just on another forum and someone in Indiana said the same thing, -3 with wind chill of -23

Southwestern PA. It's pretty damn breezy, I'll tell you what. -21 windchill 

Edited December 24, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Gobi]

Dick Tracing, Private Eye.

[Keywestclubkid]

she gets that its illegal to have cameras in someones house right?  like go to jail illegal 

[Floatingbison]

holy crap, is that a seat belt extender?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I love his sister is rolling a joint in the passengers seat 

Well lord knows they could all use a hit or two. Maybe they'd chill a little. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Dick tracing.  Called it!

Monique's shorts are sheer.  I should not know her navel that well when it is not exposed.  I am not looking any lower. 

[candall]

I'm sad that Gabby didn't walk out and drive away while Mom and Sis sat passive-aggressively chomping on the ice from their empty soda cups.

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Situation here is:   one thousand degrees below zero, my pipes are frozen and my house is full of half-frozen little sparrows.  🥶  I don't even know whether to herd them back outside.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Dick tracing.  Called it!

Monique's shorts are sheer.  I should not know her navel that well when it is not exposed.  I am not looking any lower. 

It's like midnight at the oasis.   you know.... camel toe.

[Keywestclubkid]

LOL they are stoned as hell picking him up LOL yessss

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

LOL they are stoned as hell picking him up LOL yessss

Bad decisions are the lifeblood of this show. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh I cannot wait for Life After Lockup. I love this stupid show in all its guises.

[kacesq]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh I cannot wait for Life After Lockup. I love this stupid show in all its guises.

Just hoping we’re free of Marcellino and Brit.

[OoogleEyes]

I did read that there is a legit lizard warning in Florida.  They go dormant when it gets cold and they fall out if trees. I actually love that.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I did read that there is a legit lizard warning in Florida.  They go dormant when it gets cold and they fall out if trees. I actually love that.

Yup lol its been advised 

[kacesq]

Ya know I love antique and estate jewelry…most of my jewelry is antique. I am rather disappointed that this chick has such crap taste in what she wears…

[SemiCharmedLife]

OH, this is the lady that doesn't want anyone to know about her boyfriend being a felon..

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I did read that there is a legit lizard warning in Florida.  They go dormant when it gets cold and they fall out if trees. I actually love that.

I totally called Stunned Iguanas for my band name when I first heard this. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Here's a hint, crying girl, people will still sell to you. They will gladly take your money.  They will gladly take all of your money.  

Also, beige bras exist.  Try one. 

[Gobi]

"He just robbed a bank, nothing serious."

[Keywestclubkid]

like .. like I mean like ... he just robbed a bank and it was a long time ago like 15 years you know like right after he robbed that bank so like he won't do that again like 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I totally called Stunned Iguanas for my band name when I first heard this. 

When are you starting your band?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

OH, this is the lady that doesn't want anyone to know about her boyfriend being a felon..

That's why she's telling EVERYONE. 

"Travis is really excited to work with me". Oh honey. 

[Floatingbison]

I saw that in mexico... iguana fell out of a tree, looked around, and then scamperd away.  it was pretty funny

 

[Gobi]

Am I the only who gets Gabby and Justine confused?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

like .. like I mean like ... he just robbed a bank and it was a long time ago like 15 years you know like right after he robbed that bank so like he won't do that again like 

He won't have to! He'll have his pick jewelry, watches and other expensive, easily portable trifles.