Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

Chris isn’t good looking to me at all.

[Pepper Mostly]

SHE HAS ALL HER TEETH.  

That's it, I'm dead. 

[Keywestclubkid]

she got All her teeth ROFL you better snatch her up then man 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Gaby has all her teeth.  Chris is buying a horse. 

[kacesq]

Gabby and Chris are the iconic modern love story we didn’t know we needed…

[TooMuchRealityTV]

"...She has all her teeth."

 

This is why I watch folks!

[Keywestclubkid]

she spent to much time looking for it? how small was it then? dang 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

SHE HAS ALL HER TEETH.  

That's it, I'm dead. 

Which he soon regrets in the men's room.

[Floatingbison]

It's sad that these types of prison stories like doing 300 days in solitary are the basis for bragging rights, like the story I tell about the time I stayed up for three days without sleep in college.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Chris isn’t good looking to me at all.

He is, as my dad used to say "homely as a truckload of assholes".

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

she spent to much time looking for it? how small was it then? dang 

Flashlight, map, magnifying glass - there it is!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Flashlight, map, magnifying glass - there it is!

Nancy drew on the case :) hehe 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He is, as my dad used to say "homely as a truckload of assholes".

And they're not even bleached assholes.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

I think we need to meet a few of Chris's exes. If this is his first lover with all her teeth, this may get interesting.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

And they're not even bleached assholes.

that cost extra 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Maybe Chris has a size issue that led to Gabby's choice to get her vag tightened. 

[candall]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Your p**** better be w**." He's one suave son of a bitch.

WHAT??  He didn't! 

I've already heard a woman complimented tonight on her "fat ass."  I thought we'd scraped bottom.

 

[Eldemarge]

I'm saving myself for the guy who looks like a truckload of botoxed assholes, personally.

[kacesq]

This show is really educational…

[SemiCharmedLife]

Chris did not get the prison glow up.  He looks worse than his mugshot.

[Keywestclubkid]

and you do this where? like dude 

[OoogleEyes]

SEX TOY TIPS!

[Floatingbison]

The public bathroom stall scene reminds me of this story.  This is a deputy prosecutor I go up against a lot in cases.  He's actually a really good guy, he just made a really bad choice:

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/bathroom-visit-at-qwest-field-gets-prosecutor-arrested/

[Gobi]

Prison masturbation tips. This show is the gift that keeps on giving.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

We just learned about a Fifi. Is that what he called it? I learn so much from this show.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Make your own Nicolle Jr!  I'm dead!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

And they're not even bleached assholes.

 

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

that cost extra 

You two are on fire tonight and I am shrieking with laughter over here. 

Carry on.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hopefully Justine will compare well with is usual lover, Fifi.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

SEX TOY TIPS!

Makes me yearn for the days when we learned how to make eye shadow from coffee and desserts from vending machine snacks. it was a simpler time. 

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Hopefully Justine will compare well with is usual lover, Fifi.

Well, she talks more. That could be a problem.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Makes me yearn for the days when we learned how to make eye shadow from coffee and desserts from vending machine snacks. it was a simpler time. 

They want us to be well-rounded...

[Keywestclubkid]

she needs to mop her floor ugh 

[Gobi]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Hopefully Justine will compare well with is usual lover, Fifi.

Justine lacks Fifi's personality.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

The public bathroom stall scene reminds me of this story.  This is a deputy prosecutor I go up against a lot in cases.  He's actually a really good guy, he just made a really bad choice:

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/bathroom-visit-at-qwest-field-gets-prosecutor-arrested/

The Seattle Times quickly threw up a registration requirement, but I caught the gist.  Yikes.  Huge career ding.

[Pepper Mostly]

This poor woman is always on the verge of a complete breakdown. 

[candall]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

This poor woman is always on the verge of a complete breakdown. 

Is she the one who keeps tripping on her bathmat?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

This poor woman is always on the verge of a complete breakdown. 

Just wait until Travis is released!

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, candall said:

The Seattle Times quickly threw up a registration requirement, but I caught the gist.  Yikes.  Huge career ding.

He had to leave Thurston County Pros. Office, and got a job in a smaller county.  The arrest was in 2012 or 2013 and he came back from that to become a respectable guy.  No one brings it up in court, although there's times I'd really like to.

[Keywestclubkid]

I would like to speak to your manager in 5....4 

[Eldemarge]

Always assume your luggage will be lost, so hand-carry the important stuff.  MA'AM.

[kacesq]

When I adopted my son I had to fly…agency told us up front to keep all the paperwork in your carryon,

 

[Pepper Mostly]

She sent so much $$$ to Travis she had nothing left for a decent wig.

[Gobi]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

He had to leave Thurston County Pros. Office, and got a job in a smaller county.  The arrest was in 2012 or 2013 and he came back from that to become a respectable guy.  No one brings it up in court, although there's times I'd really like to.

That blows.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Is she the one who keeps tripping on her bathmat?

The very same. She's always crying, or about to cry. 

[kacesq]

Can Michael not drive? She’s always driving his car.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, kacesq said:

Can Michael not drive? She’s always driving his car.

He may not have a license. 

[OoogleEyes]

12 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Gaby has all her teeth.  Chris is buying a horse. 

<setting reminder to make an appointment with the dentist>

[kacesq]

So Chris was so hot for Gabby he screwed her in a bus station bathroom stall and Michael here needs the Four Seasons.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

He had to leave Thurston County Pros. Office, and got a job in a smaller county.  The arrest was in 2012 or 2013 and he came back from that to become a respectable guy.  No one brings it up in court, although there's times I'd really like to.

I for one applaud your restraint and sense of professional courtesy.

[Floatingbison]

Bust dat ass.  

 

LOL

Edited December 24, 2022 by Floatingbison

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I want to fill your ass up with ranch and dip some chicken wings in it. These guys are such smooth talkers.