Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

Michael has GREAT hair.

[Pepper Mostly]

DEAR GOD HIS RAP NAME IS 'SELL DRUGZ" I AM DEAD

[Keywestclubkid]

he mailed everything out? what kinda prison was this he had music equipment and stuff to ship out? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So did Michael leave his inventory of sneakers back in the jail cell?

[kacesq]

Oh Michael…you think you’re going to buy Rolexes with a normal job? You sweet summer child…

[Empress1]

Should he be flossing like this on TV? Like, the Rolex and the cars are all bought with drug money, right?

[OoogleEyes]

Wait, his screen name was #SellsDrugz?

He's super smart as well!

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

DEAR GOD HIS RAP NAME IS 'SELL DRUGZ" I AM DEAD

GIRL. Like, a little on the nose, my dude!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

DEAR GOD HIS RAP NAME IS 'SELL DRUGZ" I AM DEAD

Subtle, yes?

[bref]

That went by quick but I think "Sell Drugz" might have been the name of one of his raps? (laughs uncontrollably)

[Keywestclubkid]

did they just bleep out P***Y pizza? UGH .. 

[Ladystardust]

Ugh Nick  Cannon over here just wants a herd of kids he can't/won't take care of. 

[kacesq]

Did I just see fucking Justine in the Life After Lockup preview? Give us a season break, Sharp…

unless the smug is getting wiped off her fatuous face…cause then I’ll allow it.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So did Michael leave his inventory of sneakers back in the jail cell?

His bunkie business partner is overseeing operations for the time being. I'm sure its all watertight, legally, and that he'll hand over the reins once Michael's settled. 

[Gobi]

Clorox, now in anus strength.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Did I just see fucking Justine in the Life After Lockup preview? Give us a season break, Sharp…

unless the smug is getting wiped off her fatuous face…cause then I’ll allow it.

Wait. Isn't this the premiere of Love After Lockup?

[kacesq]

I hate this Jared commercial. Husband visits wife In hospital…film at 11

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley seems drunk clumsy.

[goofygirl]

Newbies!  This one is a jewelry lady and her boo is a bank robber. Wowza.  Plus, she can't walk. But whatever.

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh God I don't know if im gonna be able to handle Ashly ...

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Wait. Isn't this the premiere of Love After Lockup?

It is but they just had a commercial for Life After Lockup coming in February and there was Justine…

[OoogleEyes]

Oh fuck me look at this train wreck 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder what Ashley’s drugs of choice are.

[candall]

Give me that little long-haired doxie immediately!

[SemiCharmedLife]

"He engaged to me???"

[kacesq]

Ashley seems to enjoy makeup…

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wonder what Ashley’s drugs of choice are.

All of them

[Pepper Mostly]

Hoo boy, this one's going to be a real prize. She has no self esteem, and is so stupid she can't move the bathroom rug and falls all the time. My guess is traumatic brain injury as a result of all this falling.  

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Wait. Isn't this the premiere of Love After Lockup?

There’s Love After Lockup (this), Love During Lockup (just ended), and Life After Lockup (next).

[Ladystardust]

Just now, kacesq said:

It is but they just had a commercial for Life After Lockup coming in February and there was Justine…

Ohh gotcha. So she's going to be on 3 consecutive seasons? I don't think I can watch her pet her hair for that long.

[Keywestclubkid]

slid into his Jpay? LOL 

[SemiCharmedLife]

My prediction is that Travis will last about a week until he cheats on Ashley.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, he made her a ring in prison. Probably the finest toilet paper. 

[kacesq]

What a sweet talker Travis is…

[Keywestclubkid]

you look tired ... that's just what every women wants to hear ...sweet talk that woman 

[Gobi]

Just now, Empress1 said:

There’s Love After Lockup (this), Love During Lockup (just ended), and Life After Lockup (next).

Then there's Love During Life After Lockup.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Empress1 said:

There’s Love After Lockup (this), Love During Lockup (just ended), and Life After Lockup (next).

I forgot there were 3 of these 🤦‍♀️

[Empress1]

Okay, that “makes me think of what you’d look like when we wake up together” was cute. 

[Maybeitsme]

She reminds me of the pickle lady

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m afraid people will find out that Travis is an inmate. That’s why I’m on national television.

[SemiCharmedLife]

If you want to keep your inmate a secret, you may not want to go on tv...  just sayin

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

My prediction is that Travis will last about a week until he cheats on Ashley.

A week? My, you're optimistic. He probably has several idiotic women on a string. I mean, that silver tongued devil! "I want to have a boob in my face, and you'll have a ball on your leg"! SWOON. 

[Gobi]

"I've known him four years and he hasn't robbed me. What could go wrong?"

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m afraid people will find out that Travis is an inmate. That’s why I’m on national television.

“I don’t want to be judged.” Then stay your ass off TV!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Then there's Love During Life After Lockup.

I am so confused right now 

[goofygirl]

Ashley's afraid people are going to find out Travis is a bank robber but yet.... Here she is on national teevee on this silly show!  Not a real smartie pants is she?

Wonder if her employer knows this.....  Maybe he/she does by now....

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

She reminds me of the pickle lady

Same. Fragile, an emotional wreck, and looking for a devoted swain. She will get a guy with a hair trigger temper who starts yelling about how she's "controlling" him. There will be tears, there will be sobbing. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I've known him four years and he hasn't robbed me. What could go wrong?"

She'll soon find out.  😉

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

A week? My, you're optimistic. He probably has several idiotic women on a string. I mean, that silver tongued devil! "I want to have a boob in my face, and you'll have a ball on your leg"! SWOON. 

Okay, so a man I was seeing recently said something similar about being entwined all night - BUT HE STOPPED THERE. No boobs in face.

And I’ll just say it: Travis is better-looking than Ashley. He’s gonna cheat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Been raining steadily here all day long. The smell of wet dog fur should be a candle fragrance.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I've known him four years and he hasn't robbed me. What could go wrong?"

"I mean, I GAVE him $80,000 voluntarily"