Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[candall]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

My prediction is that Travis will last about a week until he cheats on Ashley.

Can I have the under?

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Did she say she spent $80k?  As in, on him??  Yeow, she slid into that JPay on a damn surfboard.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The tree trimmer is in touch with his feminine side. Just saying.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Wow, you sure look different from your mug shot!"

[Keywestclubkid]

This dude is gonna get his heart ripped out .... it's super obvious already 

[candall]

Lol, I love this guy--bemoaning his sensitivity.  🤍

[OoogleEyes]

"Home decor shopping"

"I'm not a home decor motherfucker"

Oh my goodness 

Edited December 17, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Floatingbison]

He's too classy for Crate and Barrel

[Gobi]

"Babe, we don't need candle holders. We need crack pipes, roach clips, and a lot of spoons."

[Keywestclubkid]

im not a buddhist but I think those statues are cute LOL 

[Maybeitsme]

She's just a little bit controlling 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Skylar is Lindsey 2.0.

[Pepper Mostly]

"We don't need decor items! We need some Malibu and sex toys!"

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Babe, we don't need candle holders. We need crack pipes, roach clips, and a lot of spoons."

and pick up one of those mahogany syringe holders babe.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

7 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Ohh gotcha. So she's going to be on 3 consecutive seasons? I don't think I can watch her pet her hair for that long.

We need to come up with a name for her mane.  It's a character on its own. 

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m afraid people will find out that Travis is an inmate. That’s why I’m on national television.

More great decision making by LAL participants. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Skylar is Lindsey 2.0.

That's what I was thinking!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

"Home decor shopping"

Is that what the kids are calling it now?

[goofygirl]

Cow pictures? Buddha statues?  No quilts? Just throw blankets.  And don't forget her phone, her makeup, her hair dye, her drugs, her gun...  You know, the usual..

Poor Nathan.  Who's that nice lady with him?

Edited December 17, 2022 by goofygirl

[Ladystardust]

I would just be happy to see a real mattress after being in prison. Fuck candles. 

[Gobi]

He has a t-shirt under his t-shirt? OK.

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

This dude is gonna get his heart ripped out .... it's super obvious already 

Destroyed. She’s going to eat him alive.

[Keywestclubkid]

you arnt gonna talk about that because its disrespectful to whom? 

[Floatingbison]

two halfway houses don't make a normal house.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Monique’s prison boyfriend is going to be surprised. That’s a lot of woman right there.

[kacesq]

Yes Monique.l completely believe you were the dumper and not the dumpee…

[Gobi]

"I've always been the kind to never spend more than two days with a man. Not that it was my decision."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Facebook is the devil spawn.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

"Home decor shopping"

"I'm not a home decor motherfucker"

That was the line of the night for me.  I will steal that. I'm not a home decor motherfucker! 

[kacesq]

Strangely enough I have never stumbled onto Prison Pen Pals while scrolling Facebook…

[Pepper Mostly]

YOU ARE NOT DATING YOU SILLY WOMAN, DATING MEANS GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE. 

[OoogleEyes]

How does one come across a "prison pen pal" group 

[goofygirl]

Wow. Monique's a real tiny lady isn't she?  I'm reminded of ..... whatsherface from Houston?

[Keywestclubkid]

can she not open her eyes? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’d love someone to serve me a cocktail right about now.🍹

[kacesq]

OMG if these ladies insist on fake eyelashes can’t they get ones that look good?

[TooMuchRealityTV]

This isn't going to end well. Not at all.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

two halfway houses don't make a normal house.

Good one, @Floatingbison. You could write fortune cookies as a side hustle!

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Strangely enough I have never stumbled onto Prison Pen Pals while scrolling Facebook…

You must not be looking in the right (and by this I mean wrong) places!

[Keywestclubkid]

Girl you need to stop ... how can you be her friend and say that to her .... that's super low ... that's wow 

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

can she not open her eyes? 

Could you with those eyelashes?

[Gobi]

"What if I'm not what he imagined?" Oh, you're definitely not.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

OMG if these ladies insist on fake eyelashes can’t they get ones that look good?

No. No they can't. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Monique is another one who catfished the inmate.  This is Emily with Dauri - never met him person because he would realize she did not look like her pictures. 

[Keywestclubkid]

you are fat and don't deserve love ..... yes who needs enemies when you got friends like that 

[Empress1]

5 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Poor Nathan.  Who's that nice lady with him?

His aunt. She said he lost his mom; I assume that’s his late mom’s sister.

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’d love someone to serve me a cocktail right about now.🍹

That one with the dry ice looked good!

[candall]

Oh, crap.  "I love him.  Everything will be fine."

Excruciating.

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I would just be happy to see a real mattress after being in prison. Fuck candles. 

A good mattress is stuff of dreams 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I missed last week's live chat because of a company holiday party.  One of our newest employees wore really long false eyelashes.  She brought her mother as her +1.  Later in the party I let her know her lashes were starting to come off.  Her mother reached up and pulled them off of her.  I had to try so hard to not tell them tales of LAL. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Some people are into plus sized partners, but I have a feeling Monique's beau is not, since he is into fitness and workouts.

[Keywestclubkid]

an actual picture of your vagina as opposed to fake pictures of your vagina? 

[goofygirl]

I'm thinking old Derrick is gonna be surprised when he sees Monique.

[kacesq]

I look forward to Monique and Boo meeting for the first time…

“A little bit big….”