Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, kacesq said:

So Chris was so hot for Gabby he screwed her in a bus station bathroom stall and Michael here needs the Four Seasons.

he needs ambiance 

[Pepper Mostly]

Get ready to mark your Bingo cards! "Throws out camera crew so they can bang". 

[Floatingbison]

The lack of any wall decor in that  no tell motel bathroom triggers me for some reason.

[Eldemarge]

If I ever have sex again, I'm going to whip out a wedding veil right beforehand lol

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I want to fill your ass up with ranch and dip some chicken wings in it. These guys are such smooth talkers. 

Silver tongued devils, to a man. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

he needs ambiance 

Either ambiance or blown up gloves...

[Keywestclubkid]

oh yes lube and Nutella LOL 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Was that Nutella???

 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

If I ever have sex again, I'm going to whip out a wedding veil right beforehand lol

And nutella?

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Justine lacks Fifi's personality.

Fifi is just so...warm.

[kacesq]

I’m already annoyed it appears we’re stuck with Justine again for Life After Lockup.

[Gobi]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Was that Nutella???

 

They were all out of shrimp Alfredo.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

And nutella?

Sure, I'm not picky.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Gosh, I've been missing out on Nutella sex all these years...

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

And nutella?

@Eldemarge apparently does some irresistible thing with a muffin. Or so I've been told.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Justine learns Michael has a nut allergy in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . .

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, kacesq said:

When I adopted my son I had to fly…agency told us up front to keep all the paperwork in your carryon,

 

That only makes sense 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

@Eldemarge apparently does some irresistible thing with a muffin. Or so I've been told.

If ONLY that trick impressed like I thought it would!

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, candall said:

Is she the one who keeps tripping on her bathmat?

It's like a Hallmark movie

[SemiCharmedLife]

Well, if the ranch dressing is going in her anal cavity, does that mean the Nutella is going in the---

[candall]

New parolee tip:  Avoid references to "busting ass."  yeek

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Okay, I want to show all my LAL doubter friends the scene of Gabby and __________ being married in that abysmal alley with Mom & Sis off to the side, glaring daggers at the bride.  Rotflmao

[kacesq]

How can they get married? Wouldn’t he have needed to sign the license application ?

[Pepper Mostly]

"In front of god, family and friends. And this homeless guy. And that cabbie over there." 

[kacesq]

Don’t they need at least one witness?

[Keywestclubkid]

they are stoned and have no idea what the hell is going on ... LOL dude 

apparently you do Gabby YOU want to get married at a bus station 

[kacesq]

Is the sister always rolling a joint?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Don’t they need at least one witness?

The cameraman!

[Keywestclubkid]

she is rolling ANOTHER joint LOL 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

It's like a Hallmark movie

She's adorably daffy and klutzy! Its a laff riot! Until she meets a smooth talking, suave, sophisticated felon who shows her her true inner beauty!  

Edited December 24, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Floatingbison]

It's like a Tom Waits song... Shortie got married at that Trailways Station/In downtown Newark

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Well, if the ranch dressing is going in her anal cavity, does that mean the Nutella is going in the---

Just don't mix the two!

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Is the sister always rolling a joint?

That's why she is so hungry.  Sis and mom are worried they won't have enough time to eat. 

[Gobi]

I guess if there are no cornfields around, a sidewalk will do.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She's adorably daffy and klutzy! Its a laff riot! Until she meets a smooth talking, suave, sophisticated felon! 

Don't forget the zany handyman neighbor!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Just don't mix the two!

That's why she is so hungry.  Sis and mom are worried they won't have enough time to eat. 

Don't mess around with the munchies!

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Well, if the ranch dressing is going in her anal cavity, does that mean the Nutella is going in the---

Oh great. My dreams will be haunted by horrifying visions of foodstuffs being placed in various orifices. Thanks a lot. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Just don't mix the two!

That's why she is so hungry.  Sis and mom are worried they won't have enough time to eat. 

I mean they DID get rushed through that breakfast buffet earlier 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I guess if there are no cornfields around, a sidewalk will do.

If only they had talked to some prior folks.  They could have had a truck bed wedding chapel. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Don't forget the zany handyman neighbor!

See? It writes itself! 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

It's like a Tom Waits song... Shortie got married at that Trailways Station/In downtown Newark

Pasties and a G-string!

[Keywestclubkid]

I love her in the rollers driving around .... 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I mean they DID get rushed through that breakfast buffet earlier 

You'd think they'd have the foresight to stuff a few slabs of toast or donuts in their pockets. You know, for later. 

[JenE4]

Gabby is getting married in a sweatsuit and no makeup?!? Remember her on Love During Lockup having a fit at the bridal salon because the lawyer didn’t authorize more money for like a $40,000 dress or something insane? Surely there was a happy medium to have been found. Chris was in the hole for 270 days. He has no upper body strength to pick her up. 

[candall]

You're not going to be making love all day long if he ever gets a load of those orange juice can curlers, honey.

[Pepper Mostly]

God, will she be able to brush out her hair without falling apart? 

[kacesq]

She drove with the curlers I’m her hair and that’s the end result? Oh honey..l

[Gobi]

"We're gonna make love all day long." I hope she brought plenty of Nutella and ranch dressing.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Pasties and a G-string!

Beer and a shot!

[Eldemarge]

Can we start all over with these eyebrows?  There might still be time.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I highly doubt TRavis will last all day.  She will be lucky if he lasts long enough to insert it.  That is, unless he would prefer some shrimp alfredo or a steak. 

[Keywestclubkid]

A husband and wife duo in the fine jewelry industry ROFL