Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

"Liaison who deals with record labels"? Is that what we're calling dealers now? Its so hard to keep up.

[Keywestclubkid]

you don't care about money .. girl you wouldn't be saying that backing up in a broke down pinto would you 

[goofygirl]

Mikey's got some BIDNESS to take care of Boob Sling.  Come on now.  That Mercedes and that whatever it is sports car don't pay for themselves!  She's all worried about his MOM but hells bells girl; let's get our priorities straight.

BIDNESS. FIRST.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael needs to keep those drug connections just in case the rap career doesn’t work out.

[Floatingbison]

Hey bunkies, sorry I'm late, I was in the chow line

 

[Gobi]

"I've been hiding things from him. But I think that my bleached asshole will dazzle him enough to overcome that."

[candall]

Michael:  I'm out of prison, we screwed, my man Moka is on his way over.

Gabby: Boulder Holder:   TODAY?!  Don't you think you better focus on your family?  Put your seatbelt on!

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Red Flag, Red Flag.

Edited December 31, 2022 by candall

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

"I've been hiding things from him. But I think that my bleached asshole will dazzle him enough to overcome that."

“It will be like sunshine emanating from my anus.”

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Michael needs to keep those drug connections just in case the rap career doesn’t work out.

In case???  I love your positivity!

[Keywestclubkid]

can we stop talking about her vagina ... 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

In case???  I love your positivity!

I love you 200   percent

Edited December 31, 2022 by Floatingbison

[Auntie Anxiety]

“You don’t know anybody until you know them.” Deep thoughts.

[Pepper Mostly]

My god every time I see her huge malformed lips I recoil in horror. 

[Keywestclubkid]

you say that AFTER you married her?? AFTER? now you see things? 

[Gobi]

"You don't know somebody until you know them." A true Zen saying.

[Keywestclubkid]

he gave you 60k and a bleached asshole that's what he did for you Gabby 

[Floatingbison]

Imma hold you down like a life sentence.

[Keywestclubkid]

you don't make me feel like im your wife even tho we got married 45min ago 

[Empress1]

Chris is SO New York.

”You don’t make me feel like your wife.” Y’all got married on the street an hour ago, shut up.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

can we stop talking about her vagina ... 

I have a feeling Gabby's rejuva-vag is going to be this season's shrimp Alfredo or science museum diorama. Just a hunch.

[Keywestclubkid]

what is their obsession with fucking in a bathroom?? 

oh god she is bossy even during sex ... 

[candall]

Gabby needs stitches.

[Empress1]

TWELVE MINUTES. Well, he said he just needed two pumps.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gabby has secrets! Bingo, I have bingo!

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

what is their obsession with fucking in a bathroom?? 

maybe they were inspired by Debbie Harry and Chris Stein in the bathrooms at CBGBs back in the day

 

[Gobi]

Gabby learns that rejuva-vag isn't all it's cracked up to be. No pun intended.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Empress1 said:

TWELVE MINUTES. Well, he said he just needed two pumps.

Don’t forget the swirl.

[Empress1]

There are too many of them. I was like “who’s Skylar?”

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

TWELVE MINUTES. Well, he said he just needed two pumps.

That's 11 minutes too long for bathroom sex!

[OoogleEyes]

"You don't make me feel like your wife!"

How long have they been married? A minute? 

....12 minutes later...

If you didn't think that this show could get any trashier.... hold my sparkling wine plastic flute

[LEILANI2]

I'd be worried too if someone's last two boyfriends are dead.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Skylar. She is just a delight, isn't she? I'm sure she'll win the hearts of all of Nathan's friends and family with her winning ways. 

She's another one who says "I love you" but her tone says "You owe me twenty bucks".

[Gobi]

Just now, Empress1 said:

There are too many of them. I was like “who’s Skylar?”

Walter White's wife.

[goofygirl]

Let's see.... Gabby has herself filmed having vag rejuvenation and asshole bleaching but SHE HAS A SECRET!!!!  whut??

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

maybe they were inspired by Debbie Harry and Chris Stein in the bathrooms at CBGBs back in the day

 

I would shit twice and die if they knew who either of those people are 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

what is their obsession with fucking in a bathroom?? 

oh god she is bossy even during sex ... 

Bathroom or Cornfield: Pros and Cons. Discuss.

[LEILANI2]

We need details..what did his mom die of.  What did his step dad die of.

 

[Empress1]

Lord, Nathan didn’t stand a chance. His aunt Tara seems like she has some sense; Tina does not.

[OoogleEyes]

She looks like Beth the Bounty Hunter

[Floatingbison]

Im coming from a place of love.  Youre coming from the House of Corrections, or at least House of Corrections Adjacent.

[candall]

9 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Hey bunkies, sorry I'm late, I was in the chow line

 

Breaking news:  Chris didn't approve of Gabby spending his money on the "procedure."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tara and Tina. The loving aunts who dont realize that no good deed goes unpunished.

[Keywestclubkid]

I just wanna take her and get her hair fixed ..... I just someone anyone send this woman some hair care tips 

Edited December 31, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[Pepper Mostly]

Is this Aunt Tara's house? I haz a confuse.

[LEILANI2]

Oh dear, she's going to squash him.

[Keywestclubkid]

how did these men come out with washboard abs but people like Chance came out looking well like Chance 

[Empress1]

The difference in lifestyles is completely apparent between Tina and Tara. Tara is, like, a college professor or something; Tina was running the streets.

[OoogleEyes]

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

“It will be like sunshine emanating from my anus.”

Radiating Anuses 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I just wanna take her and get her hair fixed ..... I just someone anyone send this woman some hair care tips 

Right? Looks like she goes to 90Day Fiance's Angela's stylist. You know, a bottle of peroxide.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Is this Aunt Tara's house? I haz a confuse.

Didn’t he say something about about Grandma’s house? Or maybe I imagined that.