Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[candall]

16 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I set my cell phone alarm every Friday night so I don't miss the Live Chat. Tonight my husband saw the phone jingling and wanted to know who LAL was!  But, it's okay, my guilty pleasure is still undiscovered.  I lied and told him it was my boyfriend.

What did you tell him about the pruno?

[Ladystardust]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Hall pass?  Keanu Reeves.

Mine was Bowie 😥

[PrincessPurrsALot]

If by drinks, he means cases, yes, he had two.  We saw him guzzle more than two bottles.  He makes it sound like he was sipping a Manhattan with his pinky in the air rather than gulping down sparkling wine straight out of the bottle. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ashley is 100% mother material.

well she does have the eyebrows of mommie dearest 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I had a lovely week! Retirement life rocks. Houseguest and I are going for a big food shop tomorrow, going to see a friend of mine's gig at a local spot tomorrow night, probably cooking a lot on Sunday, going to Ikea on Monday, going to see "Come From Away" (along with my son) on Tuesday. Its going to be a busy week!

@Pepper Mostly know how to grab all the gusto. You rock, kiddo.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

I hope Monique is on Life After Lockup, lol.

She is!

[Keywestclubkid]

could they not deflate the floaty ??

[SemiCharmedLife]

Is that the pool floaty?  Dead!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley, don’t look a grift gift horse in the mouth.

[LEILANI2]

I find this bank robber attractive, too bad the internet found out he's a nazi.

[Empress1]

The hell is that in their car?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

The hell is that in their car?

the floaty ring from Florida 

[Empress1]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

I find this bank robber attractive, too bad the internet found out he's a nazi.

What?!

[Ladystardust]

IT'S STICKING OUT THE SUNROOF.  I am dead.

[goofygirl]

Ashley honey; where the hell ELSE can you guys live??  You have no $$$$.  You have no nothing.

Shut it up sister.  You BETTER NOT be pregnant either!  Here's Mom sucking up her ass, so shut it Ashley.

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

the floaty ring from Florida 

Of all the things their broke asses could have kept, that’s one?!

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I had a lovely week! Retirement life rocks. Houseguest and I are going for a big food shop tomorrow,

I can't wait to hear about menu

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Pepper Mostly know how to grab all the gusto. You rock, kiddo.

I have had more fun since my houseguest has arrived than I have had in years. Its been a blast!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Hmm, mom doesn't think they should get married right away.  I wonder why?  Ashley stumbles out of the car burping up last night's booze. She doesn't want to hug because the liquor is coming out of her pores. 

[candall]

Man, Cameron is a huge dick.  If he's not fucking someone else, his husband record is clean.  If Aris doesn't come along to monitor his drinking, he can't be held responsible for what happens.

 

I would be so far down the road, there wouldn't even be a puff of smoke.

[Keywestclubkid]

ok she is being to accepting and quick to admit her wrong .. something has to be wrong with mama 

travis was in PRISON for BANK robbery he obviously doesn't make the best life decisions thats what made her think she should butt in 

[Pepper Mostly]

Aaaaaaaand, Ashley's crying again. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

What?!

He wants to annex the Sudetenland.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mom doesn’t want to lose her darling bank robber son so she’ll say anything.

[Empress1]

Ashley is awfully brazen with Mom for someone who’d be homeless without her.

[Keywestclubkid]

did she just say something about 3somes ?? ugh 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mom doesn’t want to lose her darling bank robber son so she’ll say anything.

He might not be much, but he's all she has. Sad really.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

the floaty ring from Florida 

In an emergency, grab your most important possessions - money, phone, ID, computer.  Always get the animals out first.  And make sure you grab the pool floaty! Never leave the pool floaty!

[Ladystardust]

I think she figures this won't last long and it'll just be easier to wait it out.

[Maybeitsme]

It makes me laugh every time they show monique and Derrick in the car 😆 🤣 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Never leave the pool floaty!

which must be inflated at ALL times 

[Ladystardust]

I am totally using the excuse that I'm allergic to grass the next time someone invites me to a picnic.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Aaaaaaaand, Ashley's crying again. 

I'd turn that into a drinking game, but I would be dead.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Monique looks like she‘s walking into the lion’s den.

[WaltersHair]

Maybe the pool floaty was their version of JUST GOT MARRIED sign.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

which must be inflated at ALL times 

Ashley said they had to fit everything they were taking in the car.  They could have taken some actual good stuff if they had left the floaty or at least deflated it.  Loons.

[Gobi]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Maybe the pool floaty was their version of JUST GOT MARRIED sign.

It's her engagement ring.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I am totally using the excuse that I'm allergic to grass the next time someone invites me to a picnic.

"I'm sorry, I'd love to, but I'm allergic to the sun. And grass. And sitting on the ground."

Seriously, picnics are crap. One of those things that's supposed to be fun but, you know, isn't. 

[Eldemarge]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

ok she is being to accepting and quick to admit her wrong .. something has to be wrong with mama 

Peed in Ashley's shampoo.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

It's her engagement ring.

Travis stole it from Walmart.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

It makes me laugh every time they show monique and Derrick in the car 😆 🤣 

He is Detroit leaning, which makes him look extra tiny.  He's so far from the camera.  She should drop  him off at elementary school and hand him his lunch box. 

[Floatingbison]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

NOOOOOO! These two crazy kids can make it work! I believe in love! 

 

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

It makes me laugh every time they show monique and Derrick in the car 😆 🤣 

I know, right?  That camera angle is something else!!  I'm still wondering why Monique has such a stick up her ass about Derek's sisters!  Just because they showed up when he got out of prison (Like she did), this has her thinking they're following her, trying to run her off the road, all this nutty crap!  Did Derek even TELL her they all went to the cemetery to see their Mom's grave?

[Ladystardust]

I am impressed with Monique's bra. For having such huge boobs, they aren't droopy at all. I can't even imagine how much her shoulders probably hurt.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Seriously, picnics are crap. One of those things that's supposed to be fun but, you know, isn't. 

This is how I feel about parades.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"I'm sorry, I'd love to, but I'm allergic to the sun. And grass. And sitting on the ground."

Seriously, picnics are crap. One of those things that's supposed to be fun but, you know, isn't. 

You've obviously never been to one of my Teddy Bear Picnics.  😉

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Peed in Ashley's shampoo.  

Oh my god, that genius. 

[candall]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

It makes me laugh every time they show monique and Derrick in the car 😆 🤣 

He really needs to lean IN toward the dash camera.  When he reclines his seat and Monique's jammed up against the steering wheel. . . . well, it's just not a flattering look.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Maybe the pool floaty was their version of JUST GOT MARRIED sign.

 

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

It's her engagement ring.

He did get it for her to signify their engagement.  It was all he could afford.  Must have been discounted.  Heavily discounted. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Enchanted cottage? Yeah, works for me!