Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

That house has a lot of potential..

 

unlike this couple.

Great bones. The decor screams 80-year-old woman, but the house has great bones.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Skylar:  Ahhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnd 

[Gobi]

"If the relationship doesn't work out, he'll just have to die like my other boyfriends."

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Nathan and Skylar are going to end with someone relapsing.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Agree!!  I've been grateful for mad typing skillz my whole life.  (Typed all my law school finals!)  I can still do about 90 wpm.  

Those kids with the lightning fast thumbs?  I scoff.  : )

I didn't learn to type till I was 37 and temping at Harvard. They liked me and I liked them, so when the person I was sitting in for gave her notice, all my friends in the department told me I should apply. My office mate got me a Typing Tutor disc (remember those?), and I learned WordPerfect (remember that?), and I practiced and practiced and practiced and I got really fast. I am SO GLAD I learned to type!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Great bones. The decor screams 80-year-old woman, but the house has great bones.

that just might be bones of an 80yo 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Derek declares his independence, but The Warden Monique won’t give him permission.

[Elizzikra]

Quote

till you find grandma in the wall somewhere ... 

There is a song by Beautiful South called Woman In the Wall...

[LEILANI2]

Man there's alot of commericials, I came in fifteen minutes late, probably only missed five minutes of the actual show.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

"If the relationship doesn't work out, he'll just have to die like my other boyfriends."

"Will he have to go in the ground like all the others?"

[goofygirl]

Tell her!! Tell Monique she's being quite DISRESPECTFUL of his sweet Grandmother and Grandfather.  She should also be told that those tops she's so fond of come in a bigger size than the ones she purchases.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

that just might be bones of an 80yo 

It has both great bones and grandma bones!

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I didn't learn to type till I was 37 and temping at Harvard. They liked me and I liked them, so when the person I was sitting in for gave her notice, all my friends in the department told me I should apply. My office mate got me a Typing Tutor disc (remember those?), and I learned WordPerfect (remember that?), and I practiced and practiced and practiced and I got really fast. I am SO GLAD I learned to type!

Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"Will he have to go in the ground like all the others?"

"In order to marry my daughter, you must complete a task."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Will he have to go in the ground like all the others?"

If he does, Skylar's mom will. not. visit!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Man there's alot of commericials, I came in fifteen minutes late, probably only missed five minutes of the actual show.

I would love them to shorten this show back to 1 hour.  There is a half hour of commercials.  Of course, with Live Chat, I get to reread and catch up on the comments during the ads.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing

I had a cool little disk with exercises and drills and a cool game called Letter Invaders. 

Just now, Gobi said:

"In order to marry my daughter, you must complete a task."

"Go to the chemist and get me twenty Rothmans"

[Elizzikra]

Why have I never thought of smoking my coffee???

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron was living high off the hog in prison. He was the king of the castle, smoking coffee grounds in paper towels. The good life.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cameron was living high off the hog in prison. He was the king of the castle, smoking coffee grounds in paper towels. The good life.

He can't wait to go back.

[goofygirl]

So, did I get that right?  Cam would SMOKE coffee in prison?  Or was he smoking dope in the coffee paper towel??  I'm confused.  I need to smoke something! LOL!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cameron was living high off the hog in prison. He was the king of the castle, smoking coffee grounds in paper towels. The good life.

I bet life on the outside is not going to be so easy for him.  He may have to get a job, pay bills, and that sort of crazy stuff.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Educational!  Works best with those brown, industrial, bi-fold paper towels.  

[WaltersHair]

Smoking coffee is a thing? I tried a chocolate covered coffee bean once and was awake for 2 days.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I bet life on the outside is not going to be so easy for him.  He may have to get a job, pay bills, and that sort of crazy stuff.

He can still smoke coffee grounds in a paper towel. Come to think of it, that is a good combo for composting too...

[kacesq]

She’s a horrible liar.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

So, did I get that right?  Cam would SMOKE coffee in prison?  Or was he smoking dope in the coffee paper towel??  I'm confused.  I need to smoke something! LOL!

I mean didn't someone do meth in jail the last go around I mean if you can get meth in there weed can't be that hard 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Monique and “sneaking around” is like an oxymoron.

[Keywestclubkid]

you can't be sneaking around my grandmas house 

[candall]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I didn't learn to type till I was 37 and temping at Harvard. They liked me and I liked them, so when the person I was sitting in for gave her notice, all my friends in the department told me I should apply. My office mate got me a Typing Tutor disc (remember those?), and I learned WordPerfect (remember that?), and I practiced and practiced and practiced and I got really fast. I am SO GLAD I learned to type!

I am proud of you, Pep!!   I guess it wasn't necessary to build up the muscles in my pinkie fingers, repeatedly punching in p's and q's on a non-electric Selectric after all.  Ding! 

[JenE4]

I guess Cameron can tell assorted salespeople that he did a tour in Afghanistan instead of saying he just got sprung from jail.

[candall]

7 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Man there's alot of commericials, I came in fifteen minutes late, probably only missed five minutes of the actual show.

Everyone wants to hop on the LAL gravy train.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

I am proud of you, Pep!!   I guess it wasn't necessary to build up the muscles in my pinkie fingers, repeatedly punching in p's and q's on a non-electric Selectric after all.  Ding! 

My boss at Harvard typed so fast she'd type a Post-It note! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Monique, even Derek doesn’t take your relationship seriously.

[Floatingbison]

I have to work that into a conversation with Mrs. Floating Bison:

"I feel like I'm locked up again."

[kacesq]

Never brought any of my females….

be honored, Monique, you female….

[Pepper Mostly]

Surprise, Derek has better manners than Monique. 

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Smoking coffee is a thing? I tried a chocolate covered coffee bean once and was awake for 2 days.

Back in the day I had caffeinated tequila, and it just about killed me.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Juju’s mother is in for a treat, spending a few days with Justine and her new husband and kids.

[Keywestclubkid]

two unemployed people having their 8th baby why wouldn't this woman be ecstatic??

[kacesq]

What regional accent do Justine and her Mom have?

[OoogleEyes]

I am totally distracted tonight my friends 

Thank you for being here 

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

What regional accent do Justine and her Mom have?

Moron?

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

What regional accent do Justine and her Mom have?

Rhode Island.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

What regional accent do Justine and her Mom have?

is it Main? she keeps reminding me of Kathy Bates in Dolores Claiborne 

[Auntie Anxiety]

A week ago, it was -5 degrees F. Today it was in the 50’s.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

two unemployed people having their 8th baby why wouldn't this woman be ecstatic??

Hey, all Michael needs is that one mega hit and he and his entire extended family will be set for LIFE. Just ask him. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Cameron is not drunk.  He passed drunk two bottles ago.  We need a new word for his state of inebriation.  

[SemiCharmedLife]

Is anyone going to watch Grown & Gospel?

[Floatingbison]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Cameron is not drunk.  He passed drunk two bottles ago.  We need a new word for his state of inebriation.  

Ossified