Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Travis is expecting her son to be reasonable. That’s cute.

[kacesq]

How is Ashley going to pay for that treasure trove at the thrift store? 

[Keywestclubkid]

Travis its NOT a good decision... but you went to jail for robbing a bank so for mom to think you will make good choices now is kinda a moot point 

[Pepper Mostly]

"My door is always open, if you want to be harangued more".

[JenE4]

Okay, this is why Ashley can’t make money. She’s looking through this tangled junk jewelry and telling the owner this is platinum and diamonds. Gurl! Just say, oh, I’ll take this faux piece. Thanks!

[Floatingbison]

I hate you!  Get out!  We're done!!!!  There's a tray of chicken parmesan in the fridge!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, kacesq said:

How is Ashley going to pay for that treasure trove at the thrift store? 

Exactly is she working on some barter system or something?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

6 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

dude this is your flow? REALLY???

He was out of breath on the slow part.  😦

Just now, kacesq said:

How is Ashley going to pay for that treasure trove at the thrift store? 

Next shot - Ashley shoulder's deep in the car seats digging for change. 

[goofygirl]

Boob sling just up and quits her job with no notice!  What a doofus!

And Ashley, can you afford to NOT stay with Travis' Mom??  Just go look at some jewelry, Ashley.

Lort. Monique & whatshisface....  That was something at the cemetery, though.  I had to laugh when she said something like, " Doofus has been gone ALL DAY...  It's been 3 hours!"

I've been watching but I am so tired!  Just got over the 'vid that I managed to get at work and today was my first day back.  I promise my snark will improve.

[candall]

Travis, who was planning to go to Fine Estate Jewelry University and become a partner in the biz is bragging to his mother about how he knows Ashley backward and forward??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

He was out of breath on the slow part.  😦

Next shot - Ashley shoulder's deep in the car seats digging for change. 

If that doesn’t work, she makes Teddy do some stupid dogs tricks for the passersby.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

  Next shot - Ashley shoulder's deep in the car seats digging for change. 

DEAD

[Floatingbison]

I don't even know how to do that on my phone.  Literally no idea how to turn off location.

[Keywestclubkid]

Child you are not attached  to this man he can and should be doing things without you.. 

Edited February 4, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[Auntie Anxiety]

Monique is surprised that Derek used drugs? While he was dealing them? Yikes.

[kacesq]

Those eyelashes…you can barely see Monique’s eyes.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

We're this far into the season and Derek has only been out for 5 days.  This does not bode well.  Of course, they've lasted longer than the couple that made it about 24 hours until the women went screeching down the streets on two wheels. 

[Floatingbison]

Don't get high on your own supply.  

[Keywestclubkid]

SHOCKED that someone that dealt drugs DID drugs .. I mean HOW could he 

[Gobi]

A jewelry seller from Nantucket

Kept her inventory inside of a bucket.

She had a boyfriend named Travis

Whom she liked to ravish.

And as for the bucket, oh fuck it!

[Floatingbison]

If I was him I'd get back on the heroins and the cocaines as soon as possible!

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I don't even know how to do that on my phone.  Literally no idea how to turn off location.

Just close a car door on it.

[Keywestclubkid]

he had to "test" it to see if it was good or not I mean what do you mean... LOL

[Ladystardust]

Table high. Man, I learn so much from this show.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Monique is an idiot.  She is shocked!!!!!! He used drugs.  How could he?!?!?!?!?

[JenE4]

Come on, Monique. Derek has high standards of quality control. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

We're this far into the season and Derek has only been out for 5 days.  This does not bode well.  Of course, they've lasted longer than the couple that made it about 24 hours until the women went screeching down the streets on two wheels. 

Heather! She is the Reigning Queen of Crazy of LAL. She was insanely jealous of her Auntie Diane for crying out loud, because Dylan was polite enough to sit and sip tea and chat with her. Oh Heather, we hardly knew ye. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Table high. Man, I learn so much from this show.

It’s like a contact high. 

[kacesq]

How long are these two going to live in a hotel?

[Keywestclubkid]

if it was his sisters why would you change anything? does she not think they would know after they asked their brother? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

he had to "test" it to see if it was good or not I mean what do you mean... LOL

I mean, dude, haven't you heard of quality control? 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I mean, dude, haven't you heard of quality control? 

He's not just the owner, he's a customer, too!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Monique looks better in her shortie PJs than she has in anything else she has worn on this show. 

[Floatingbison]

Never heard of a table high.  I've heard of a highchair!

[Keywestclubkid]

I just got out of jail and married a woman less than 48 hours later .. what do you mean I aint making good choices? can't NOBODY tell me NOTHING 

[Eldemarge]

I've seen Breaking Bad.  You put it on a knife and snort it off or something like that?  And then beat your homie to death just because?

[goofygirl]

Cameron's about to stand up on that dining room table and commence to speechify on Aris's qualities??

Derek! His name is Derek!  I can't believe he's put money down on a ring for Monique.  She's almost too damn much!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I've seen Breaking Bad.  You put it on a knife and snort it off or something like that?  And then beat your homie to death just because?

To quote Tuco, "Tight tight tight tight tight!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aris will be so happy that she married into this lot.

[candall]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

To quote Tuco, "Tight tight tight tight tight!"

I don't even know what that means, but it made me laugh.

[SemiCharmedLife]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Heather! She is the Reigning Queen of Crazy of LAL. She was insanely jealous of her Auntie Diane for crying out loud, because Dylan was polite enough to sit and sip tea and chat with her. Oh Heather, we hardly knew ye. 

Heather is still bat-shit crazy, according to her social media posts.

[Floatingbison]

"what are you doing?"

"I'm breasting."

[kacesq]

What does on paper mean? On parole?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Aris will be so happy that she married into this lot.

She's surely filled with regret that she's not there among such fine and loving people. l

[Ladystardust]

T-Dog is a CHARACTER.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

They are recommending that she get drunk to feel better.  Never change, LAL.  Never change. 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, kacesq said:

What does on paper mean? On parole?

Yes, on parole, probation or community custody.  The nomenclature varies from state to state.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron hasn’t given much thought to the day After tomorrow, but we should trust him.

[kacesq]

Is he drunk?

[Empress1]

Aunt Kim has some body-ody-ody for an older woman.