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Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT


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Okay, this is why Ashley can’t make money. She’s looking through this tangled junk jewelry and telling the owner this is platinum and diamonds. Gurl! Just say, oh, I’ll take this faux piece. Thanks!

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6 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

dude this is your flow? REALLY???

He was out of breath on the slow part.  😦

Just now, kacesq said:

How is Ashley going to pay for that treasure trove at the thrift store? 

Next shot - Ashley shoulder's deep in the car seats digging for change. 

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Boob sling just up and quits her job with no notice!  What a doofus!

And Ashley, can you afford to NOT stay with Travis' Mom??  Just go look at some jewelry, Ashley.

Lort. Monique & whatshisface....  That was something at the cemetery, though.  I had to laugh when she said something like, " Doofus has been gone ALL DAY...  It's been 3 hours!"

I've been watching but I am so tired!  Just got over the 'vid that I managed to get at work and today was my first day back.  I promise my snark will improve.

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Travis, who was planning to go to Fine Estate Jewelry University and become a partner in the biz is bragging to his mother about how he knows Ashley backward and forward??

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Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

He was out of breath on the slow part.  😦

Next shot - Ashley shoulder's deep in the car seats digging for change. 

If that doesn’t work, she makes Teddy do some stupid dogs tricks for the passersby.

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We're this far into the season and Derek has only been out for 5 days.  This does not bode well.  Of course, they've lasted longer than the couple that made it about 24 hours until the women went screeching down the streets on two wheels. 

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A jewelry seller from Nantucket

Kept her inventory inside of a bucket.

She had a boyfriend named Travis

Whom she liked to ravish.

And as for the bucket, oh fuck it!

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2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I don't even know how to do that on my phone.  Literally no idea how to turn off location.

Just close a car door on it.

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Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

We're this far into the season and Derek has only been out for 5 days.  This does not bode well.  Of course, they've lasted longer than the couple that made it about 24 hours until the women went screeching down the streets on two wheels. 

Heather! She is the Reigning Queen of Crazy of LAL. She was insanely jealous of her Auntie Diane for crying out loud, because Dylan was polite enough to sit and sip tea and chat with her. Oh Heather, we hardly knew ye. 

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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I mean, dude, haven't you heard of quality control? 

He's not just the owner, he's a customer, too!

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Cameron's about to stand up on that dining room table and commence to speechify on Aris's qualities??

Derek! His name is Derek!  I can't believe he's put money down on a ring for Monique.  She's almost too damn much!!

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Just now, Eldemarge said:

I've seen Breaking Bad.  You put it on a knife and snort it off or something like that?  And then beat your homie to death just because?

To quote Tuco, "Tight tight tight tight tight!"

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4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Heather! She is the Reigning Queen of Crazy of LAL. She was insanely jealous of her Auntie Diane for crying out loud, because Dylan was polite enough to sit and sip tea and chat with her. Oh Heather, we hardly knew ye. 

Heather is still bat-shit crazy, according to her social media posts.

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