Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Is he drunk?

Oh yes. He is WASTED.

[Gobi]

Invade the question? Did I hear that right?

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cameron hasn’t given much thought to the day After tomorrow, but we should trust him.

It's like I like to say about my younger son:  He has never heard of this thing called The Future.

[kacesq]

He took his ring off???

[TooMuchRealityTV]

I assume Cameron's family rented an air bnb to film in. Standing on Mom's dining room table. I can't imagine that flying in any mother's house.

[WaltersHair]

A circle of screaming women relatives is not what he needs right now.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Remember when he said he could drink within reason.  Oops!

[Floatingbison]

Someone needs to lay off the goofy juice.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Pink Auntie is on the phone to her friend--"girl, you won't believe what's going on over here. I'll tell you all about it at church on Sunday".

[Floatingbison]

magical vagina.... LOL.... 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron gets drunk and has to go back to the halfway house. lather, rinse, repeat.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"You walk like you got a wedgie; get the hell home."  Another thing to add to my vocabulary. 

[Empress1]

Between “might be an omen!” and “magical vagina,” Cameron’s sister wins the episode.

[candall]

I think Aris should've stuck with the first thing she said to Cam in the hotel room when she was begging off from this boondoggle--that she was "having trouble walking."

Cam would have been strutting around there like a Big Man pouter pigeon instead of bitching to his sisters.

Edited February 4, 2023 by candall

[Pepper Mostly]

"AND TELL YOUR WIFE TO COME NEXT TIME!" So we can yell at her, too!

[Gobi]

"Magical vagina"! The hits keep coming!

You all brought the smuggled muffins tonight!

Till next time.

[Ladystardust]

Sling is still deciding not to show me the previews for next week so I guess I'll just be surprised.

Night everyone!

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night, bunkies. Watch out for your muffins. Have a great weekend and stay warm! 

[WaltersHair]

This one flew by. Til next time my fellow snarkers.

[goofygirl]

Have a great weekend y'all!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Another extraordinary adventure in the Love After Lockup fun house! Have a great weekend and stay warm! Back on Sunday for 90Day TOW. Shalom!

[Floatingbison]

Well everybodies, another great week.

Just like Halleys comet, it's time for my annual annoucement/humble brag.... Feb 3 is my soberversary.  I've been sober for seven years as of today.  Seven years ago I was seriously headed for death.  I thought I had about a year and a half to live.  I was in severe trouble.  Today I'm sober and have a wonderful wife.  

Thank you friends, for allowing me to say all this.  

Have a great and safe week!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Congratulations to @Floatingbisonon your soberversary!  You are proof it can be done.  Way to go! 

Until next week, bunkies, protect your muffins, stay off the table, and respectfully get the F out of my car.  I'm off to search the local Goodwill for high quality estate jewelry.  I'm sure I'll find some in the thrown into a random bin.  

[Keywestclubkid]

I didn't do the drugs it I was just around it so much my body absorbed it .... I wonder if anyone has ever tried to use that defense lol 

[OoogleEyes]

I'm ready for some more PO business. Which sounds a lot more fun than it actually is. 

OR SO I'VE BEEN TOLD 

Damn...another one to add on to the list 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E09:  Drunks In Love

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Monique snoops on Derek; Justine’s confession stuns her mom; Ashley spirals out of control.

Monique snooping - where have we seen that before?  Oh yes, every episode since he got out.  Justine tells mom she's knocked up and quit her job, thereby showing that she makes all of the best decisions.  Then, in a surprise to no one, Ashley spirals out of control.  There will be tears.  Oh yes, there will be tears.

Original air date 2023.02.10

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I didn't do the drugs it I was just around it so much my body absorbed it .... I wonder if anyone has ever tried to use that defense lol 

That's much better than "I was holding that for a friend!"

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

That's much better than "I was holding that for a friend!"

see hes such a good friend that he held it ssoooooooo long that his body absorbed it lol 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I didn't do the drugs it I was just around it so much my body absorbed it .... I wonder if anyone has ever tried to use that defense lol 

Table high!  Who says this show isn't educational? 

[Keywestclubkid]

they think a conversation with an obviously dunk man was gonna do anything LOL 

[kacesq]

Greetings my friends! My tits are in a sling and my fake eyelashes are glued on. Can’t see for shit but I’m here!

[OoogleEyes]

I'm still thinking about that XXXtrEEEM v-neck t-shirt 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Soon we'll see a table abused in another way.  

"You get more energized when you get some good dick."  Yep, that's what my siblings usually announce.  Does that mean Cam did not lay the quality pipe? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

Greetings my friends! My tits are in a sling and my fake eyelashes are glued on. Can’t see for shit but I’m here!

But are you pregnant? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Ok, Bunkies, I have officially entered the age of senility. I was adding ice to my beverage and when I went to grab it and my shrimp and grits, the ice was sitting  on top of my freshly cooked meal! 😂 

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

But are you pregnant? 

No, sadly. I’m not in an unstable relationship with a recently released convict so clearly it’s not the right time…

[Keywestclubkid]

I just noticed the "family" soooo stoned just glossing her lips 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron’s family will only listen to him if he climbs atop the table.

Edited February 11, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[candall]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Ok, Bunkies, I have officially entered the age of senility. I was adding ice to my beverage and when I went to grab it and my shrimp and grits, the ice was sitting  on top of my freshly cooked meal! 😂 

Table high.

 

[Floatingbison]

9 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I didn't do the drugs it I was just around it so much my body absorbed it .... I wonder if anyone has ever tried to use that defense lol 

I didn't like cocaine, but I sure liked the way it smelled!

[Keywestclubkid]

I dont think anybody can tell him nothing 

[Gobi]

Will we learn tonight what kind of magical vagina she has? Inquiring minds want to know.

[OoogleEyes]

Thanksgiving at their house must be wild

A MAGICAL VAGINA!!!!

BINGO!!

[kacesq]

Do we know how many episodes left this season?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I brought in a 40 and left the candles in the car.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, kacesq said:

Do we know how many episodes left this season?

My cable description says this is season 4 episode 39. Dear Lord, that's way more than I realized

[Gobi]

Skylar fucked Ted.

Edited February 11, 2023 by Gobi

[Keywestclubkid]

grandma?? grandma if you are alive knock twice 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Seeing Nathan in his granny’s museum makes me laugh.

[Keywestclubkid]

she lied to you about drinking so you said fuck it lets get drunk together? WHAT?