Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Ladystardust]

Wait, is this the producer that Amber got fired from Teen Mom? 

[Keywestclubkid]

did mama just try to walk on in?

[JenE4]

Uh-oh. This is like the beginning of a 48 Hours missing persons murder-suicide episode…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is this an Intervention crossover?

[candall]

Uh oh.  Mom doesn't know that ___________ is a barely patched together leaky sieve.

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Candles are always a thing!  Unless you are traumatized by firestorms that burned half of your town down...

Candles aren't a thing for me.  I'll lacerate the next person who gives me something that's supposed to sit around on a shelf and reflect my taste.

You.  Lawn.  Off.

[Empress1]

Ooh, I think the offensive word was from Nathan - I think he said the R-word last episode.

 

[kacesq]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Wait, is this the producer that Amber got fired from Teen Mom? 

Wait what? I need backstory on that!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Two former addicts in a toxic relationship have inexplicably disappeared. I'm shocked.

[Keywestclubkid]

if she is using she needs to be locked back up mom STOP IT 

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

(abashed) I just got four new candles from Yankee Candle the other day. I can't find any others that I like as well. 

My name is Pepper Mostly and I have a candle problem. 

I'm gonna look for Yankee Candles on NASDAQ

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nate and Skylar go on a bender? I’m shocked.

Right? I mean, they're so committed to their sobriety and staying on the straight and narrow. A regular Ward and June Cleaver, them.

[Floatingbison]

I still like mom's Norman Rockwell house

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Ooh, I think the offensive word was from Nathan - I think he said the R-word last episode.

 

I was thinking the same thing.

[candall]

Who are these women??  Did the dog step on the remote control again?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

 

Candles aren't a thing for me.  I'll lacerate the next person who gives me something that's supposed to sit around on a shelf and reflect my taste.

You.  Lawn.  Off.

LOL! I'm very particular about the ones I like. I can't stand the ones that smell like food, for instance. If I want the house to smell like brownies, I'll bake brownies. I like nature-y ones, flowers or ocean or pine or something. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"Please get the fuck out of my truck. Respectfully."  Um, with all due respect and fuck off don't really go together. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I sincerely hope that Cameron offers up some of his musical stylings during the party.

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

Uh oh.  Mom doesn't know that ___________ is a barely patched together leaky sieve.

Candles aren't a thing for me.  I'll lacerate the next person who gives me something that's supposed to sit around on a shelf and reflect my taste.

You.  Lawn.  Off.

I can't accept those candles.  I'm a hoarder.  I have a hoarding problem.

[Empress1]

Damn, Cameron threw his bride right under the bus.

[kacesq]

Her daughter is the most important person in her life as she sends her off to Florida…

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I sincerely hope that Cameron offers up some of his musical stylings during the party.

I am positively GASPING for it! Please, reality TV gods, do this for me. 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, kacesq said:

Wait what? I need backstory on that!

I'm sad I even know all this but: https://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2017/05/16/why-isnt-producer-heather-on-this-season-of-teen-mom-og-exclusive-details/

[Empress1]

Lina seems like a really great kid.

[Keywestclubkid]

wait is she sending her child back alone? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The editors got fancy with the looming clouds while waiting for Nathan and Skylar.  Someone went to Big Roy's School of Film and Fancy Stuff. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why dirty those plastic cups? Let’s all just drink from the bottle. We’re family!

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I sincerely hope that Cameron offers up some of his musical stylings during the party.

🎶 I need a welcome home

Though I wasn't in Rome

I'm 'bout as tall as a garden gnome

My bride ain't here 'cause of too much beer🎵

[Keywestclubkid]

when a 9yo is more mature then all these people in both families ... CHILD 

[WaltersHair]

I've been wanting one of those If Found Return to Tiffany necklaces, but I just haven't been able to talk myself into spending that much money. I'm so glad it's on LAL

[Ladystardust]

Who is that 10 year old with a face tattoo??

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I like how we switched from Taylor going back to using right to Cameron slamming shots.  

[Eldemarge]

I just got home! I was at a flamenco show.  Got my french fry dinner.  Classy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tomorrow is going to be colder than today, but the wind won’t be whipping around. Right now, it’s about -8. Fucking winter.

[OoogleEyes]

15 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

(cough, cough) "I don't feel too well". 

So, she's hung over from all that fine Asti Spumante? 

This is my Saturday mornings after my LAL 

[Auntie Anxiety]

🎶Misty watercolor memories, the way we were.🎶🎶

[Keywestclubkid]

lets do a tour of the places I robbed 

[kacesq]

These Jared commercials are so stupid….

[Keywestclubkid]

what inventory?? you can't liquidate to pay for your day to day needs? I am so confused 

[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I just got home! I was at a flamenco show.  Got my french fry dinner.  Classy.

No shrimp Alfredo?

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

LOL! I'm very particular about the ones I like. I can't stand the ones that smell like food, for instance. If I want the house to smell like brownies, I'll bake brownies. I like nature-y ones, flowers or ocean or pine or something. 

Right.  Can you imagine if your houseguest gave you four big honkin' glass jars full of her preferred assorted fragrances that you were expected to display somewhere?

Candle alternative:  bottle of Baileys, wheel of brie.

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Well, Cameron is just a little shit-stirrer.  Way to sacrifice your bride, dick.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I hope everyone is staying warm.  My area is in the 50's, but it feels cold.  I can't imagine how cold you all must be. I have family in MN and MT.  

[Gobi]

"Contact your doctor in the case of sudden death."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

what inventory?? you can't liquidate to pay for your day to day needs? I am so confused 

She claims she'll lose money on it but when you're scrounging in the car seats for loose change, it's time to take the loss.  She's got the common sense of a drunk toddler. 

[OoogleEyes]

12 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Ooh, I think the offensive word was from Nathan - I think he said the R-word last episode.

 

I'm still thinking about Omar Little 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

She claims she'll lose money on it but when you're scrounging in the car seats for loose change, it's time to take the loss.  She's got the common sense of a drunk toddler. 

No one wants to buy your crappy jewelry during the middle of a recession, dear.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

Right.  Can you imagine if your houseguest gave you four big honkin' glass jars full of her preferred assorted fragrances that you were expected to display somewhere?

Candle alternative:  bottle of Baileys, wheel of brie.

 

I fully concur! Gifts of food are always welcome, always used. Unless you know EXACTLY what candles I like, err on the side of caution and bring me some candy or fancy cheese or some wine. My retirement gift from my workmates was wine and cheese.

Edited February 4, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[SemiCharmedLife]

In 10 years, they never visited their mother's gravesite?  That's sad.

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I hope everyone is staying warm.  My area is in the 50's, but it feels cold. 

I’m drinking hot chocolate. This was an excellent decision.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

No shrimp Alfredo?

That's only good when you get it from the strip club. 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Contact your doctor in the case of sudden death."

It's like when my friend's doctor told her to come see her immediately if she lost control of her bowels.  She replied, "I'll clean up first."  He was so shocked, he laughed.  We'll just consider that an ad for a zombie drug. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Derek has a new mommy, named Monique.