Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Two addicts in recovery and just recently out of prison. A match made in heaven.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

A little drinking, a little driving, a bit of a guzzle and dash.

[Empress1]

They’re totally ready to get married, y’all.

[candall]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

"Monique is smothering me."  It is taking everything I have not to say anything.

I'm not saying anything.

Nothing.

At all.

You speak for us all.

[Eldemarge]

Omg this guy is Draaaamaaaa.  Yes, you are a bitch.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The restaurant manager is so sorry to see them go.

[Keywestclubkid]

lol that was just someone who stole money from me a long time ago .... lie quicker and better

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'm DRINKING, I mean, EATING."

And Jesus, now he's calling her, seconds after storming off? 

So, I guess "runs into old associate in a fancy restaurant" needs a Bingo square? 

[Maybeitsme]

Somehow I don't think 🤔 this is going to work out

[Empress1]

This is so much more drama than I can stand.

[OoogleEyes]

Check Please! 

That should be the name of this show

[TooMuchRealityTV]

This may be a textbook toxic relationship. They clearly bring out the worst in each other. I wouldn't be surprised if they both relapse.

[SemiCharmedLife]

You're being embarassed in public... and on national tv.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh no! Derek made a run for it!

[Pepper Mostly]

No! You two crazy kids can work it out! I believe in love!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Nathan:  Do you think I'm a bitch?

Me: I wouldn't use that word but you are a control freak with a short fuse who can take insult over anything.

He would be best suited to having a relationship with one of Nana's creepy dolls. 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I read his first memoir, and other books about that time and place in music. He was an asshole while he was drugging, but seems to have found a place of peace and healing in his later years. His genius for songwriting and harmony, and his gorgeous voice, will never be forgotten. 

He rated hand rolled joints on Twitter 

[candall]

Girl.  He's not doing so badly.  I myself want to smack your insolent two-dimensional face.

[Maybeitsme]

Looks like Derek is meeting up with another woman

Well that was fun

Later gaters 

[JenE4]

Derek is sneaking out to see the woman who was chasing him!! Ooh, this cliffhanger is worth it after all.

How the hell was Nathan driving away and yet had some type of radar to know that someone was giving Skylar (or whatever her name is) a shot?! This guy has a real bad temper. This girl should stay far away from him.

[Gobi]

The mystery of the car chase remains unsolved. I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens.

Till next time. 

[goofygirl]

Well peeps, that was fun!  Can't wait until next week when we see Derek with his OTHER girlfriend!!

Until then, have a fabulous weekend!

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, bunkies, its been fun. You were ON FIRE and I laughed often and heartily. See some of you Sunday night. Stay out of trouble don't catch any new charges. I love you all, MWAH!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Enjoy your weekend, kids. Stay out of trouble and don’t speed away if the po po stop you for a driving infraction. Be safe! Tata.

[Elizzikra]

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we see Derek with his OTHER girlfriend!!

Is she also buying him thousands of dollars of expensive designer merchandise?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Bye, Bunkies!  It was short (due to my tardiness), but sweet.  See you next week.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Bunkies, 

Keep the rubber side down.  Don't get into a car with Monique. Stay off the phone during dinner. And if you get pulled over, comply with the officer - do not drive off, especially if you were pulled over for going 90 in a 45 zone (you know, what Gabby considers "not speeding".)

I'm off to buy earplugs in case they have Cameron serenade us again.  

In the immortal words of Michael, I have to go see parole right now.  

[Keywestclubkid]

I have seen Court Cam. I'm entitled to one phone call and a strip search...... let's see what kinda mess these guys get into tonight 

Edited January 28, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E07: Red Flag After Red Flag

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Ashley’s world gets flipped upside-down; Derek makes a secret call to an old flame.

Original air date 2023.01.27

[OoogleEyes]

Aris working that fan when she meets the sisters.

Did we discuss the one sister's shirt? Was that torn? Because...damn. that was a choice 

Edited January 28, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[candall]

Boooooooiiinnnnnnggg.  How did I miss this t-shirt with the handcrafted slit down the front??  That's not even cleavage--it's side boob.  (In)side boob!

 

Woogah.

[candall]

Gabby's legal rep, Mr. Figgins, seems to be conducting their initial consultation in the supply closet, surrounded by Hammersmith paper boxes, three law books and, what are those? Bananas? 

I would watch a spin-off of the legal talent they dredge up for this show.

[Eldemarge]

I'm so excited it's Friday.  I have my wine, my pizza, my massage gun just came in the mail (and I really need it today), and I worked HARD this week at work and in the gym.  I am ready to chill with y'all and watch this trash!  

Can we please find out who the heck was following Monique and Derek??  

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, candall said:

Gabby's legal rep, Mr. Figgins, seems to be conducting their initial consultation in the supply closet, surrounded by Hammersmith paper boxes, three law books and, what are those? Bananas? 

I would watch a spin-off of the legal talent they dredge up for this show.

Remember the therapist seasons ago that didn't wear shoes and had that dirty floor 

[Auntie Anxiety]

15 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Aris working that fan when she meets the sisters.

Did we discuss the one sister's shirt? Was that torn? Because...damn. that was a choice 

I didn’t know what to make of it! I wasn’t even sure that I knew what I was looking at.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hi Bunkies, just back from bleaching my bum.  Thank goodness my incarcerated beau has some lawsuit bucks...

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm so excited it's Friday.  I have my wine, my pizza, my massage gun just came in the mail (and I really need it today), and I worked HARD this week at work and in the gym.  I am ready to chill with y'all and watch this trash!  

Can we please find out who the heck was following Monique and Derek??  

I'm enjoying mini pickles along with a Moscow Mule.  Weird, but surprisingly tasty, combination!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hi, cellies. Anyone have anything to share this week? New tattoos, sidewalk wedding or proposal, pending criminal charges?

[Ladystardust]

I'm so confused by this whole thing. Why would his sisters want to chase his car around town and possibly cause an accident? Just because they don't like her doesn't mean they want to kill their brother. 

Nathan is giving me bad vibes. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I didn’t know what to make of it! I wasn’t even sure that I knew what I was looking at.

You know that one shirt you have in your closet that you save in case you are ever on a tv show?  Yeah, that one!  😂

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hi, cellies. Anyone have anything to share this week? New tattoos, sidewalk wedding or proposal, pending criminal charges?

I bought a car (I couldn't find anyone in prison to buy me one and deliver it to my front door)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Strap in, friends. Looks like we’re in for another bumpy ride.

[Gobi]

Got off the phone with my parole officer, so I'm good to go.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I guess I should have rethought the snack thing-- shots and vaping sounds more LAL!  😉

[candall]

It wasn't the sisters.  It was another, uh, female.  Monique's competition!

[Keywestclubkid]

If I relapse its HIS fault ... she is already setting him up to be the fall guy .. no one makes you use lady if you relapse its because YOU relapsed 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Domestic violence? I’m shocked.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

If I relapse its HIS fault ... she is already setting him up to be the fall guy .. no one makes you use lady if you relapse its because YOU relapsed 

I have a feeling ex cons use everything and everyone they can as an excuse for their bad behavior.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I bought a car (I couldn't find anyone in prison to buy me one and deliver it to my front door)

Did you really buy a car?  Congratulations!  That's big dill!

[kacesq]

Hello friends!!! I’m so happy to be here! I’ve been so tired I slept thru the live chat the past 2 weeks and watching “alone” isn’t as much fun.

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Ladystardust, use it well.