Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

take four rights? 

[OoogleEyes]

omg, this group! "We're going to make four rights, okay?"

They're doing a complete 360!

[Empress1]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Once I had a couple of guys following me and my then boyfriend.  I drove to a busy downtown street and parked.  Once they passed, I drove right to the Police Department.

They say that’s what you’re supposed to do, lead them to the cops.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

take four rights? 

YES. I was taught this too

[Maybeitsme]

Like circle the block?

[Floatingbison]

Not since AC was ferrying OJ around the highways and byways of LA has there been such an exciting chase.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

take four rights? 

Do the hokeypokey and turn yourself around.

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Didn't he only give her half and gave the other half to his mother? Still an idiot though...

Leaving for himself a hefty . . . ZERO.  I can't get that out of my head.  WHAT was he thinking??

 

Gabby's regular old stretched out vagina would have pleased Chris just fine and she would have been happy with, say, $25k falling into her lap from Chris's beatdown.

It's the Gift of the Magi 2.0.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Theres more to the story... he has a really big personality, a real character... my secretary and her mom know him fairly well.

TLC will call it "I'm Stumped!"

[goofygirl]

Looks like Monique lost that car following her.  Wowza.  That cameraman and AP in the back seat must be relieved!!  I thought she was gonna crash there for a minute!

[Auntie Anxiety]

My brother is one of Phil Rosenthal’s best friends (producer of Everyone Loves Raymond). We keep trying to sell Phil on the idea of a sitcom based our elderly father’s adventures in an independent living facility on Florida.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I think you have a winner! 

When you write your memoir PLEASE mention us on you Acknowledgements page. 

I'm completely serious.  I have show biz aspirations, but alas the fickle Hand of Fate chose a different path for me.

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Oh please, please can she go to jail? I know that's mean, but I really don't like her

"On the next season of Love During Lockup..."

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

They say that’s what you’re supposed to do, lead them to the cops.

It was terrifying. They were trying to bump into my car, blasting the horn and this went on and on.

[Floatingbison]

I'll report back in six months when I'm a sleazy exploitive reality show producer walking around with my shirt collar open to expose my hairy chest and gold chain.

[Keywestclubkid]

I don't wanna say it was probably Prostitution but I wouldn't be surprised if it was 

Edited January 21, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[Auntie Anxiety]

I missed Gabby’s legal troubles. Can someone fill me in?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I missed Gabby’s legal troubles. Can someone fill me in?

they didn't say 

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I missed Gabby’s legal troubles. Can someone fill me in?

She was pulled over for speeding and then took off.

[WaltersHair]

We need the show to book Elizabeth Holmes, Jen Shah, and Alec Baldwin, R. Kelly

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I missed Gabby’s legal troubles. Can someone fill me in?

We don’t know. We know she got her license is suspended because she ran from a cop when he was giving her a speeding ticket but we don’t know what else she did.

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I think you have a winner! 

When you write your memoir PLEASE mention us on you Acknowledgements page. 

During covid I was thinking seriously about applying to work in the Sony records legal department, but cooler heads prevailed.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

She was pulled over for speeding and then took off.

Oh my god I must still have a contact buzz from all those joints that were rolled and smoked in that car a couple episodes cause I totally blocked that part out LOL 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I'll report back in six months when I'm a sleazy exploitive reality show producer walking around with my shirt collar open to expose my hairy chest and gold chain.

Just don't forget the little people who were there for you and believed in you on your way up the rickety ladder to the sleazy producer heights. 

[goofygirl]

Where IS Aris's daughter while she and Cameron are flitting around Ohio?  Hopefully, she's with her Grandmother and is safe in Florida!

[Elizzikra]

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We don’t know. We know she got her license is suspended because she ran from a cop when he was giving her a speeding ticket but we don’t know what else she did.

Now I'm confused. When Jasmine went to the car dealer, he said you can't buy a car (in PA, but evidently it's pretty common across states) without a license. So did Gabby buy the Beatdown Beamer before her license was suspended or did she somehow get around that?

[Auntie Anxiety]

What is that shirt? Is it ripped down the middle? Is that yet another fashion trend that I somehow missed?

[SemiCharmedLife]

That shirt, though.

[Empress1]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Now I'm confused. When Jasmine went to the car dealer, he said you can't buy a car (in PA, but evidently it's pretty common across states) without a license. So did Gabby buy the Beatdown Beamer before her license was suspended or did she somehow get around that?

I think she bought it before.

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

YES. I was taught this too

I did not know this

[Gobi]

This is truly the Boob Tube.

[Keywestclubkid]

she has the tiniest teeth 

[Empress1]

“Is she pregnant?” I DIED.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Just don't forget the little people who were there for you and believed in you on your way up the rickety ladder to the sleazy producer heights. 

And that includes the literal little people.

[Empress1]

Not the ashy knees!!

[Keywestclubkid]

Lina is around ... where is her 9yo right now? time to bond and get to know each other .. Good GOD 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron is auditioning to be one of The Temptations.

[Empress1]

I love Cameron’s short-haired sister.

WHAT IS HE WEARING 

[LEILANI2]

Why is Aris in love with this little munchkin.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Lina is around ... where is her 9yo right now? time to bond and get to know each other .. Good GOD 

For, you know, an hour or so, before they get FUCKING MARRIED.

[SemiCharmedLife]

At least she's not wearing that um, top, to the wedding...

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

At least she's not wearing that um, top, to the wedding...

or is she? 

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I'll report back in six months when I'm a sleazy exploitive reality show producer walking around with my shirt collar open to expose my hairy chest and gold chain.

POP that collar 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jumping Christ, more Shawn? Haven't we suffered enough?

[Maybeitsme]

Oh no! Lindsey and mumbles are coming back 😢 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

or is she? 

Well, apparently the mall closes at 2 PM in that city, so she may be out of luck, dress-wise.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I love Cameron’s short-haired sister.

WHAT IS HE WEARING 

I'm deeply jealous of her boobs, not gonna lie lol

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Why is Aris in love with this little munchkin.

Really poor self-esteem?

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Oh no! Lindsey and mumbles are coming back 😢 

and Chance ugh I don't know if I can take more of his creep vibe .. who am I kidding I won't be missing a episode 

Edited January 21, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Why is Aris in love with this little munchkin.

I'm assuming she wanted to be on tv.  There can't be any other logical reason.