S12.E12: Beverly Hills Blackout

[janiema]

Erika will be able to add her hair extension business to her bankruptcy.

Edited July 28, 2022 by janiema
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[Chicklet]

Kyle will be so upset that Lisa had the drinking talk with Erika(gasp).

[Keywestclubkid]

This “intervention” feels fake as hell I’m sorry 

this is total let’s try to shift the focus 

[Surrealist]

Kyle's brokenhearted over Sutton being alone for Christmas? Sure, Jan. 

[FlyingEgret]

4 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

CHP gave him a ride home?🤷🏻‍♂️

Luckily they didnt have to drive through a Pasadena snowstorm to get him home...

[Keywestclubkid]

Erika being so easy to “agree” she had a problem… that was str8 up set up for the camera.. no way in HELL that was real 

[RoseAllDay]

7 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

For the Pope?

Wasn’t he the surprise guest at a party Yo and David threw some seasons back? I think he sang Ave Maria and everybody cried. 

[Chicklet]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

This “intervention” feels fake as hell I’m sorry 

this is total let’s try to shift the focus 

Surely you aren't implying that the rest of this BS is real are you? I'm so defrauded.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Chicklet said:

Surely you aren't implying that the rest of this BS is real are you? I'm so defrauded.

Who the heck just says “oh you’re right”? And so quick.. girl is NOT an actress 

[RoseAllDay]

4 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Wouldn’t have been funny if Erika’s son was the cop who drove PK home, ran into a blizzard and flipped the car? 

Then the joke really would have been on PK, since PK was having a good laugh at that bullshit last year.

[Surrealist]

If Crystal's all about friends taking accountability for their fuck-ups, I hope she means that about all of them. Because she usually doesn't confront anyone.

[Mr. Miner]

Foster sitting there with all of his Grammy’s on his piano and he sings Amazing Grace or some shit.

[Chicklet]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Who the heck just says “oh you’re right”? And so quick.. girl is NOT an actress 

Nobody on this show is an actress lol.

[SweetieDarling]

1 minute ago, RoseAllDay said:

Wasn’t he the surprise guest at a party Yo and David threw some seasons back? I think he sang Ave Maria and everybody cried. 

Oh yeah. There was some convo where Yo, the alleged friend of Erika, thought it would be appropriate for her to perform for the Pope. 

They cried for Asher's singing too...just sayin'

[Surrealist]

2 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

They cried for Asher's singing too...just sayin'

I would have cried too.

For him to stop.

[njbchlover]

30 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

It's a good thing this wasn't a David Foster event. He'd have blown a gasket at Erika's sing-along.

Can you imagine??  I would have loved to see that!

If it was a David Foster event, at least we'd have Babyface or Andrea Bocelli perform and not someone who probably got rejected from American Idol auditions on the first round.

Edited July 28, 2022 by njbchlover

[RoseAllDay]

Just now, njbchlover said:

If it was a David Foster event, at least we'd have Babyface or Andrea Bocelli perform and not someone who probably got rejected from American Idol auditions.

Or from America’s Got Talent.

[Keywestclubkid]

6 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Nobody on this show is an actress lol.

Lol poor Kyle 

[Surrealist]

Yeah, PK. You shouldn't lie, especially about something that tabs will find out.

[JD5166]

32 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

It's a good thing this wasn't a David Foster event. He'd have blown a gasket at Erika's sing-along.

I would pay so much money to see this, what a pair of assholes I am not even sure who I’d  root for!? 

[Stats Queen]

39 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Glad to see Barney Fife showed up to sing along.

I thought it was Otis

[RoseAllDay]

I must be out of it. This is honestly the first time I’ve heard of PK’s drunk driving bust.

Cautionary tales on alcohol overindulgence abound this evening.

Edited July 28, 2022 by RoseAllDay

[Keywestclubkid]

Dorit: The headline.

kyle: “which one”?

lol 

[Chicklet]

Oh lord this poor guy is allowing this date to be filmed? This has disaster written all over it.

[Straycat80]

Oh no Sutton, what are you wearing? 50 years old and wearing leather shorts and a kitty sweater. No. Just. No. And fire your stylist. 

Edited July 28, 2022 by Straycat80

[Keywestclubkid]

She’s wearing a kitten sweater… I live. 

[RoseAllDay]

Sutton’s feet….LOL. This date is kinda cute.

And cut to: Buzzkill Erika. Sutton could be a million miles away and she’d still be catching shit.

Edited July 28, 2022 by RoseAllDay

[Axie]

The mask below the waiter’s nose isn’t going to do much good.  I think Sutton would be a boring date.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Come on, Sutton, you did NOT grow up in the "punk scene." (It just seems highly unlikely to me that she was some huge Sex Pistols fan).

Edited July 28, 2022 by eleanorofaquitaine

[Surrealist]

Erika's wearing black cat PJs. 

I have a black cat. That's about the only thing I like about her right now.

Edited July 28, 2022 by Surrealist

[Chicklet]

Sutton was reliving someone else's teen years and convinced herself she loved punk.

[Keywestclubkid]

Lord baby Jesus Sutton is me on a date awkward as hell and just wishing for it to be over as quickly as possible 

[RoseAllDay]

Chamomile tea with honey…is Erika on the wagon after her come-to-Jesus with Rinna? In all seriousness…I hope so.

[Keywestclubkid]

Erika you get she is DIVORCED herself right? Lol 

[Stats Queen]

32 minutes ago, RoseAllDay said:

Erika and her horse tails. Is this where Rinna has her “deep convo”? Could this be an intervention with Mikey and her flunkies? Talk about enablers.

Jeebus! She fell and hit her head? They find people DEAD from accidents like that. And she dismisses it with an eyeroll. “I could have hurt myself.” Well…YEAH…. Rinna, surprsingly, is showing what looks like genuine concern.

As much as I loathe Rinna, she was a better friend to Erika than Kyle, She actually showed concern and voiced her concern. 
I guess I’m not too old to be surprised.

[Keywestclubkid]

Don’t protect her let us all gang up on her … 

Edited July 28, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[RoseAllDay]

Once again…Garcelle For The Win. Erika feels threatened by Sutton because Sutton has been on to her since the lawsuit story broke. So has Garcelle, for that matter.

[Surrealist]

I can't remember when Sutton's divorce was finalized. But her ex already has a serious girlfriend? Was there overlap? 

[Miss Bones]

Okay, so— So far, I’ve got:

- Erika sound like Dorinda. “I...*slur* needth-a...another drink...”

- Kathy has that disorder Brad Pitt supposedly has, where she doesn’t actually *see* someone’s face and have recognition, but for her... it’s only if the person is black? 

Just another day in Beverly Hills, I guess! 🤦🏻‍♀️ Why am I still watching this? I think have a problem.

ETA:  I’m only like 5mins into the episode. Send beer.

Edited July 28, 2022 by Miss Bones
I hate these women

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Surrealist said:

I can't remember when Sutton's divorce was finalized. But her ex already has a serious girlfriend? Was there overlap? 

2016 was when she got divorced 

[Surrealist]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

2016 was when she got divorced 

Thanks! That's a relief. For a second, I thought "Wait, when did their divorce go through?" LOL.

[Miss Bones]

Oh no, here comes Asher trying to have a David Foster moment like that party Yolanda had when Baby Face was there, and Brandi gave me second hand embarrassment.  And along comes Erika trying to one-up him, and again I’m dying of second hand embarrassment.  At the same time, it is Christmas, and who among us hasn’t wanted to sing along to a Christmas song at Christmas?  

Asher doesn’t sound as bad as I thought he would, but doesn’t sound as good as I thought he *could*.  L’il pitchy.

Erika is slurring at Kathy now. “Pleath don’t-a make-a me cry...” 

Edited July 28, 2022 by Miss Bones
Wrong word

[Surrealist]

2 minutes ago, Miss Bones said:

Asher doesn’t sound as bad as I thought he would, but doesn’t sound as good as I thought he *could*.  L’il pitchy.

You must have been in my head when I watched that scene. I thought the same.

Sutton, I like you, but this date is so awkward. LOL. As someone who suffers from neuropathy, I probably wouldn't mention that at dinner.

Edited July 28, 2022 by Surrealist

[bencr]

Did I hear that right? Erika's quest is to regain everything she's lost from her prior life which was funded on the backs of orphans and burn victims? How about making it your quest to pay back the people who were defrauded to support your "career"?

Does anyone remember a singer/actress named Edie Adams who was married to Ernie Kovacs? When Kovacs died he was deeply in debt and Edie Adams made it her quest to make sure every creditor was paid off in full, which I believe took her years. That was her quest. Erika Jayne is no Edie Adams (in more ways than one).

Edited July 28, 2022 by bencr

[dbell1]

I’m not sure what was worse tonight. Asher singing while Erika “harmonized”, PJ and Dorit’s fake DUI chat, Sutton’s awkward date, or the outfits and makeup in the talking heads from Dorit and Lisa. Lisa had way too much contour in that pink outfit with the giant wig, she looked like a raccoon in drag. Dorit in that Elizabethan portrait getup looked like a renaissance faire reject. 

I too often go with cognac when they’re out of camomile tea. And bourbon when coffee isn’t fresh. Shots instead of soda. Lines of coke instead of a side dish. It’s a slippery substitution slope…
 

[goofygirl]

1 hour ago, RoseAllDay said:

Of all people, Kyle should be the first to recognize what’s going on. 

But Vyle only has TWO WORKING BRAIN CELLS!!  Come on !!!

[goofygirl]

1 hour ago, janiema said:

Why are PK and Dorit having this discussion in public?

Because the "break-in" storyline is getting a little tired??  They needed something ELSE to hang their chic Louis Vuitton hats on??

[Stats Queen]

Kyle, Lisa, Erika and especially Diana have sucked all the enjoyment out of this season.

Their constant attacks on everything Sutton is disgusting. They got rid of Vanderpump and Denise using this method. I sure hope they’re canned after this season.

[TexasGal]

35 minutes ago, RoseAllDay said:

Chamomile tea with honey…is Erika on the wagon after her come-to-Jesus with Rinna? In all seriousness…I hope so.

Oh, no hot drinks?  Ok, cognac then.  Only choice.  🙃

[BusyOctober]

This is what I think of when I see Diana.  I wonder how much it cost her to have the design team loot the local Macy’s for all their Xmas decor?  She thinks Sutton’s absence is what magically made her apologize to Garcelle, and “transform” Garcelle into a warm and open person?  Bitch, get gone already.

Kyle is full of shit…Garcelle wasn’t “baiting” you, you twit.

Erika is a fucking mess.  She’s disgusting inside and outside.  She has always been trash.  Rinna and Kyle defending her for the past 2 years makes zero sense…until I remember that between the two of them, they have an IQ in the single digits? Has Erika’s fake hair biz been seized yet?  With this new lawsuit handed down, everything she has should be tagged and bagged to repay the people Erika and Tom screwed.  Mikey will need to move into some shelter for former lapdogs to the D-list stars.  I am sure there’s one on every corner in BH, like Starbucks.

Dorit has a DOG??? When did that happen? PK was legally drunk, take the DUI, apologize and “OWN IT!”