S12.E09: Calamity Jayne

[Straycat80]

Stop trying to be friends with Diana Sutton, and Kyle is no friend to you either. This is painful to watch, walk away Sutton. These two are heinous bitches. 

[Mindthinkr]

Oh my goodness.  I’m just tuning in and y’all are two pages along already! 
I’ll catch up on your previous comments later. 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

I don't hate Kyle like a lot of people here but implying that Sutton lied about miscarriages is beyond the pale. 

ETA: Erika, leave Oliver alone. Good Lord.

Edited July 7, 2022 by eleanorofaquitaine

[RoseAllDay]

What the fuck, Kyle? There is no statute of limitations on grieving a miscarriage, for God’s sake. Just because Sutton didn’t share that information with you, you imply she’s a liar? 

Damn. These drunken displays make me want to swear off my occasional glass of wine.

[Mar]

While Kyle is trying, and miserably failing, to “apologize” on social media, this is what Erica posted today on Instagram… 🙄

[Straycat80]

Ew! Erika is messy drunk, hitting on Garcelle son, not OK. And swearing like that at  a 14 year old, I’d kick her ass out my house ASAP! 

[Keywestclubkid]

Did Kyle want them to attack each other more? Like what was the snore for and oh well now that you arnt gonna kill each other … 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Somehow Erika is going to blame her swearing at Jax on Sutton. 

[Mindthinkr]

I’m going to get fat if I keep reaching for a pretzel every time these ladies stress me out.  Not that I think they lol act like ladies either <wink> 

[RoseAllDay]

It will be interesting to see if Erika remembers any of this, or how she explains it. It’s always sad watching somebody self-destruct. 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

That doesn't look like gnocchi. Did they give Sutton risotto instead?

[RoseAllDay]

1 minute ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

That doesn't look like gnocchi. Did they give Sutton risotto instead?

Looks like it.

[Keywestclubkid]

Kyle shut up you are trying to blanket apologize her and she’s trying to tell you why you butting in was uncalled for 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Kyle shut up you are trying to blanket apologize her and she’s trying to tell you why you butting in was uncalled for 

I think Kyle and Sutton are very similar. Like yes, Kyle's right to clarify that she doesn't think she made up miscarriages (though, Kyle? You shouldn't have said that in the first place). But Sutton's right to say "maybe let me talk about the situation first." They both won't stop to listen to each other. 

[Straycat80]

I’m thinking Sutton accepts that Kyle is an asshole but likes being friends with her anyway? Or their friendship is only for this show.

[65mickey]

I am quickly losing respect for Sutton. Slobberig all over Diana and now totally letting Kyle off the hook.  

[FlyingEgret]

I am trying to understand why Erika wanted Jax to "get the fuck out" - to me it looked like she thought of herself as the Bachlorette and Jax was honing in on Oliver's one-on-one time...

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Kyle seems to have a lifetime's supply of Pam cooking spray. (I respect it).

[RoseAllDay]

5 minutes ago, 65mickey said:

I am quickly losing respect for Sutton. Slobberig all over Diana and now totally letting Kyle off the hook.  

Sutton tries too hard. She can’t accept that there are some people with whom she’ll never connect. By not wanting conflict, she often brings it on herself.

EDIT. Oh, damn. Rinna’s back.

Edited July 7, 2022 by RoseAllDay

[Mr. Miner]

WTF is wrong with these people?

[eleanorofaquitaine]

I like how Diana is spinning the conversation with Sutton as if she was totally sweetness and light.

ETA: Chris Hemsworth, what are you doing?!?!

Edited July 7, 2022 by eleanorofaquitaine

[WaltersHair]

What is that Diana's wearing? It looks like the Zodiac Killer Code.

[JonnieUniteUs]

I have not read this updated thread and am A little behind in the DVR on this episode but at Sutton and Kyle‘s dinner at the restaurant Kyle is being an absolute cunt. Pardon my language I’ve never truly disliked Kyle but she is being a cunt!

I might change it tomorrow to the C word The moment the word stands😡

[FlyingEgret]

Love it: To setting a bitch straight - cheers!

[RoseAllDay]

Diana’s spin…I need to go back and rewatch, but I did not get that subtext from Sutton at all concerning the miscarriages. 

[Straycat80]

I hope they replay the Diana/Sutton conversation at the reunion where Diana tried to act the New Willian. Rinna would still be on her side though because she hates Sutton for proving she was a liar. 

[bencr]

For Diana to suggest that Sutton was being competitive when she said she had two miscarriages and Diana just had one was just insane on the face of it. She completely misrepresented Sutton's tone at that moment.

Edited July 7, 2022 by bencr

[Mr. Miner]

PK looks like, you know, his breath might not smell very good. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[FlyingEgret]

Forgot how much I hated Kyle's neon entryway

[RoseAllDay]

1 minute ago, bencr said:

For Diana to suggest that Sutton was being competitive when she said she had two miscarriages was just insane. She completely misrepresented Sutton's tone at that moment.

Kind of proves my point that Diana is using the attitude of the others toward Sutton as a way to wheedle herself into the group. Rinna was eating that shit up with a big wooden spoon, so predictable.

Fasten your seatbelt yet again, Sutton.

[Keywestclubkid]

You can’t expect a woman who rushes to save diamonds and bags to understand when someone is being empathetic with them because she has no empathy 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Yes, of course, because the most important thing is that Erika gets to feel comfortable. [Insert eye roll emoji here].

[QQQQ]

Can someone please explain Diana's appeal? Looks wise, she's a Midwest 10*, but a Beverly Hills 6. She doesn't come across as intellectual, witty or kind. I just don't get it. 

* Lifelong Midwest resident here, I don't mean any offense. I'm a solid 3 on a good day 😅

Edited July 7, 2022 by QQQQ

[Straycat80]

I can’t believe these four PARENTS laughing about and excusing Erika’s drunken behavior. She wasn’t loosening up or ‘blowing off’, she was being sickening inappropriate towards a friends son and a 14 year old boy who’s feelings were hurt by her swearing at him. 

[RoseAllDay]

There’s a difference between loosening up and being honest and being a mean drunk, Kyle and Dorit.

Just wow….the pretzel logic to defend Erika’s behavior, especially toward a kid.

EDIT: SHEREE! Puleeze tell me she’s going to meet the gals. They all need a good calling out.

Edited July 7, 2022 by RoseAllDay

[WaltersHair]

3 minutes ago, QQQQ said:

Looks wise, she's a midwest 10

No.

[RoseAllDay]

“To setting the bitch straight.”

I’ll drink to that. 🥂

[FlyingEgret]

And I presume Erika wasn't wearing underwear when she was spreading her legs at Oliver - because she didn't wear them when she could afford to...

[CallmeCray]

37 minutes ago, Mar said:

While Kyle is trying, and miserably failing, to “apologize” on social media, this is what Erica posted today on Instagram… 🙄

She’s going to be starring in “Newsies”?

[eleanorofaquitaine]

There's a lot to dislike about Rinna but I respect her punctuality. 

ETA: What is their deal with Belvedere? Are they getting paid or what?

Edited July 7, 2022 by eleanorofaquitaine

[JD5166]

3 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

No.

So insulted, I’m a Midwest “something” and I don’t look like a lizard! (I’m a10 for 56, by the way!) lol

[RealHousewife]

Farrah's fiancé is hot. 

[Mr. Miner]

Rinna meant that she wasn’t a food girl.

Edited July 7, 2022 by Mr. Miner

[65mickey]

Yay Diana is not coming! Best news ever.

[TexasGal]

Dorit’s drink order with the “carcass out”?!  What the actual eff?  That’s weird.

[Axie]

I know alot of people find Maurico hot, but, I’ve always thought he just looks greasy and tonight he showed that he is just as much as a little bitch as his wife.

P.S. Lisa?  Your shoes look like you just got off the Good Ship Lollipop.

Edited July 7, 2022 by Axie

[RoseAllDay]

Garcelle’s self-control. Biding her time. Love it.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Rinna, they're just shoes. Take them off if you're so worried about them. 

[bencr]

Not sure I get how a beautiful table with a muddy ground is a metaphor for Sutton.

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, TexasGal said:

Dorit’s drink order with the “carcass out”?!  What the actual eff?  That’s weird.

It means in a drink, if they squeeze a lemon or lime into the drink, carcass out means they don’t put the rind in the glass.