S12.E09: Calamity Jayne

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Erika lands in hot water with Garcelle over some choice words; Kyle tries to atone for some words of her own; Lisa is amused by Diana's new look; Crystal tries to help Dorit with her ongoing anxieties

Airdate: 07/06/2022

[Salacious Kitty]

Garcelle vs. ErICKa! Can't wait!

[Slakkie]

11 hours ago, Salacious Kitty said:

Garcelle vs. ErICKa! Can't wait!

Garcelle is coming into her own and the crown may be moving onto her head.  I am hoping that this episode does not let me down.

[Wicked]

Sneak peek:   

Edited July 4, 2022 by Wicked
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[Wicked]

And another, hope these links are working, if they're not, check out Queens of Bravo on twitter

[Jel]

Kyle thinks it’s great that Erika is loosening up by cursing out Garcelle’s 14 year old child.

That is her takeaway from this interaction.

She is really letting the mask slip now.

[hoodooznoodooz]

I don’t understand. Crystal asked Garcelle if she wanted the birthday party flowers. Garcelle said that she did. Garcelle’s son tried to help Crystal carry the flowers. Erika told him to get the eff out of here? Or was she yelling at Crystal?

[Wicked]

And one more tweet  

[65mickey]

I want this clip of Erika saying that to Garcelle's son shown at the reunion. Then I want Garcelle to look at Andy and ask him why this filthy mouth sorry excuse for a human still on this show after she said to her 14 year old son get the F out of here? And then I want her to confront Kyle over what she said and ask her if a grown man said that to 14 year old Portia how would she feel especially if She, Garcelle laughed and hooted over it. Why is Bravo allowing this shit to go on? 

[WhatAmIWatching]

WTAF! Erika practically handing her puss to Oliver, who didn't want it, lol, and is also married, iirc, and then curses out a 14 year old child, who hadn't said or done a single thing except pick up flowers for his mom? The audacity of this bitch!

 And there's the human flip flop Dorit saying how the whole thing made her sick in one clip, but then laughing about it and excusing it in the other! Can anyone catch what Erika was whispering to Dorit? I couldn't make it out.

 Kyle saying how great it is to see Erika so loose and fun... erm, that's abusing alcohol and meds, dear, and not something to encourage, you total dipshit. I can't believe Mauricio said "I'm glad she did that" Hmm let me yell "get the fuck out of here" 3 x to any of their kids and see how they feel. Hypocrisy at its finest! Cue Kyle's backpedaling any minute now..

[dosodog]

DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT MY SON!

[Wicked]

[65mickey]

Kyle is a lying bitch. She said "you guys did you miss what she said to Garcelle's son, the 14 year old to go F off?" She even said it was so funny and Mauricio, dad of the year, said I think it was great that she did that.  She was most certainly laughing about it as was Mauricio.  What is wrong with these people? 

[Keywestclubkid]

Remember when vanderpump alluded to a rumor in the kitchen when her kid was in ear shot and how dare she? Now someone’s kid gets told to their face to fuck off by a housewife and it’s oh hahaha no big deal 

8 minutes ago, Wicked said:

[WhatAmIWatching]

7 minutes ago, Wicked said:

I knew it was coming! She's such a liar, Camille. She totally restated exactly what had happened, and laughed while she did so! We watched the clip, Kyle! You knew exactly  what had happened, from your pal Flip Flop.

 I notice her post is missing any form of apology or accountability as well. 

[65mickey]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Now someone’s kid gets told to their face to fuck off by a housewife and it’s oh hahaha no big deal 

No big deal, Mo thinks it was great that she did this. 

[Keywestclubkid]

2 minutes ago, 65mickey said:

No big deal, Mo thinks it was great that she did this. 

But if it was one of HIS kids? And Dorit’s kids lives were just threatened how the hell she could laugh that a kid who did NOTHING wrong was being screamed at to fuck off is ok. Where is her self awareness? 

Edited July 4, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[65mickey]

I don't get it either. They knew they were being filmed when she and Mauricio were laughing about this.  Did she think the viewing audience would go right along with this? 

[65mickey]

If this is even brought up at the reunion Kyle will turn on the tears and lash out at the viewers and say I have been nothing but kind to Garcelle. I have been a good friend. Look at what she has done to repay me. She has  smeared my good name and the name of my husband. How could you Garcelle?

[WhatAmIWatching]

18 minutes ago, 65mickey said:

I don't get it either. They knew they were being filmed when she and Mauricio were laughing about this.  Did she think the viewing audience would go right along with this? 

Well, it worked before when those four had that dinner and were in stitches over Erika's tall tales, why wouldn't it work again? (this is all sarcasm)

 

[Wicked]

Another sneak peek  https://twitter.com/queensofbravo/status/1544011009425174529?s=20&t=WcDF41A4mU-_1NTFMJnrqw

[65mickey]

When Sutton said she had 2 miscarriages, Kyle said why haven't we heard this, she lost a baby and you didn't. She also grabbed Sutton on both arms.  I wondered why Sutton has a noticeable red mark high up on one of her arms when Kyle was giving her the first degree about the miscarriages,now I know. Kyle tried to cover the mark at one time. This show has totally gone off the rails. 

[WhatAmIWatching]

33 minutes ago, Wicked said:

Another sneak peek  https://twitter.com/queensofbravo/status/1544011009425174529?s=20&t=WcDF41A4mU-_1NTFMJnrqw

What the entire hell, Kyle?! Her entire ass is out, and not just because she insists on doing the splits everywhere. She's also drunk as hell in that clip.

 I was wondering why Sutton had red marks on her arm when I watched this weeks episode, and now I know it's because Kyle was manhandling her! Who does that? She's just yanking Sutton all over the place! 
 

 Just because Sutton never shared that extremely personal and traumatic info with you before, doesn't mean she's lying, Kyle! It sure might mean she doesn't trust you though. Why is Diana's miscarriage more important than Sutton's? Kyle is not your friend, Sutty, not one teensy little bit. 
 

 First Rinna's racist crap and now these three clips? The Fox Force Flops have lost their collective minds this season. They are all disgusting.

[Jel]

1 hour ago, Wicked said:

And now she's gaslighting the viewers, who just SAW her say that it was funny.  

Who are you going to believe, Kyle or your lying eyes?!

[ivygirl]

Good grief, Kyle. The drunken, ridiculous behavior WAS disrespecting someone’s child. This wasn’t her lolling around on the couch muttering to herself; she was full-on swearing at him and trying to get him to leave HIS OWN MOTHER’S PARTY. Even if Erika was joking (ha ha?) how would you expect a teenager to understand that a drunken belligerent person—that he doesn’t know—was kidding around? 
 

Edited July 4, 2022 by ivygirl

[CallmeCray]

1 hour ago, Wicked said:

Another sneak peek  https://twitter.com/queensofbravo/status/1544011009425174529?s=20&t=WcDF41A4mU-_1NTFMJnrqw

Holy SHIT.  What a twisted bitch!

[Salacious Kitty]

I can't believe that Kyle insinuated that Sutton was LYING about her miscarriages. What a sloppy drunk. 

That makes two at this party. 

[charliesan]

1 hour ago, 65mickey said:

Kyle is a lying bitch. She said "you guys did you miss what she said to Garcelle's son, the 14 year old to go F off?" She even said it was so funny and Mauricio, dad of the year, said I think it was great that she did that.  She was most certainly laughing about it as was Mauricio.  What is wrong with these people? 

I just HOPE that Garcelle gets drunk and cusses Portia out, I bet they'll think it'll be the comedy of the year. 

Of course Garcelle would never do that, and this is where I'd like to see a crossover so we can get Teresa and/or Ramona, they'd do that in a heartbeat.

And Kyle's treatment of Sutton? That's also disgusting and pure trash. At that point I would forget all about Liana Delvy and get all my energy into trying not to punch Vyle. 

We always talk about Kim's addictions and I'm certain Kathy will get her time in Aspen, but seriously, Kyle has major issues as well, she's a mean girl with no backbone and that is also a disease. 

[dosodog]

If this isn't photoshopped, Kyle REALLY grabbed her hard. 

[Jel]

If it’s not photoshopped, it looks like evidence for an assault charge.

Edited July 4, 2022 by Jel

[RealHousewife]

6 hours ago, 65mickey said:

I want this clip of Erika saying that to Garcelle's son shown at the reunion. Then I want Garcelle to look at Andy and ask him why this filthy mouth sorry excuse for a human still on this show after she said to her 14 year old son get the F out of here? And then I want her to confront Kyle over what she said and ask her if a grown man said that to 14 year old Portia how would she feel especially if She, Garcelle laughed and hooted over it. Why is Bravo allowing this shit to go on? 

You all said all my first thoughts. They're all a bunch of hypocrites. Erika went psycho out over an innocent comment involving her ADULT son. Kyle was pissed by Vanderpump's younger woman joke in front of Portia. Why is it okay to disrespect Garcelle's children? They showed the same lack of respect for Denise's kids. 

My heart broke for Sutton in that clip, wtf. She's trying to talk to a woman who's been so rude to her, keeps getting attacked, and instead of backing her up, Kyle lets Diana talk to Sutton however she wants, accuses her of lying about a sensitive topic, and physically grabs her?! Who does that?! I know Brandi is aggressive too, but didn't Kyle also grab her once and leave marks? That is unacceptable. With Brandi, I wondered if Kyle thought it was okay because she made comments before about being intimidated by Brandi's height, and as a tall yet skinny girl, it's bullshit. Kyle's arms and hands look like they could easily hurt someone like me or Sutton. I'm also tired of Kyle and her "I'm just being honest." It's as tired as Rinna's "own it," but I can act least understand that one. Does sharing your every honest thought mean you're a good person or a good friend? No, it doesn't. 

Edited July 5, 2022 by RealHousewife

[Slakkie]

6 hours ago, 65mickey said:

I want this clip of Erika saying that to Garcelle's son shown at the reunion. Then I want Garcelle to look at Andy and ask him why this filthy mouth sorry excuse for a human still on this show after she said to her 14 year old son get the F out of here? And then I want her to confront Kyle over what she said and ask her if a grown man said that to 14 year old Portia how would she feel especially if She, Garcelle laughed and hooted over it. Why is Bravo allowing this shit to go on? 

My rage at these disgusting pieces of filch is something I literally cannot express - that they are LAUGHING about Erika propositioning a married man (and son of a castmate) then viscously verbally assaulting a 14 year old child then LAUGHING.  I am literally unsure I can watch this show anymore - I just cannot condone this.  And I feel dirty if I watch it.

And I am sorry but Kyle ASSAULTED Sutton - I am completely serious this cannot be condoned - this Fox Force Five bullshit has to stop - this is horrible and literally no longer entertainment

Edited July 5, 2022 by Slakkie

[RealHousewife]

6 minutes ago, Slakkie said:

My rage at these disgusting pieces of filch is something I literally cannot express - that they are LAUGHING about Erika propositioning a married man (and son of a castmate) then viscously verbally assaulting a 14 year old child then LAUGHING.  I am literally unsure I can watch this show anymore - I just cannot condone this.  And I feel dirty if I watch it.

And I am sorry but Kyle ASSAULTED Sutton - I am completely serious this cannot be condoned - this Fox Force Five bullshit has to stop - this is horrible and literally no longer entertainment

I agree. I don't care if she's drunk or only 5'2". Keep your hands off people. 

Also, is it the worst thing in the world to be sober and reserved? They really prefer this Erika?

[Jel]

Mauricio must want to be Diana’s realtor very badly. Kyle is doing  Sutton just like she did LVP.

Edited July 5, 2022 by Jel

[lawrbk]

6 hours ago, ivygirl said:

Good grief, Kyle. The drunken, ridiculous behavior WAS disrespecting someone’s child. This wasn’t her lolling around on the couch muttering to herself; she was full-on swearing at him and trying to get him to leave HIS OWN MOTHER’S PARTY. Even if Erika was joking (ha ha?) how would you expect a teenager to understand that a drunken belligerent person—that he doesn’t know—was kidding around? 
 

And even if it wasn’t a big deal, the fact is, Jax WAS upset. That should be the end of the discussion. Intentional or not, drunk or not, you said something that upset a CHILD at his mother’s party ON FILM. Period. Own up and apologize.

[Salacious Kitty]

I hope Garcelle lets her have it with both barrels. She deserves to be taken down a peg or five. 

[dbell1]

Bad things really do come in threes. Thank you Crystal for being there for Jax. That’s the only positive I can take from these clips.
Watching a washed up drunken thief hitting on a married father and then cursing at a 14 year old? No words that are printable. Bitch needs rehab after or before jail.

Kyle, you soulless bitch. I’m not sure what’s worse. Denying Sutton’s miscarriages, grabbing her like she’s a rag doll, invalidating and speaking over Sutton, or telling her to shut up. Then laughing about what was said to a child. How exactly would you react if it was said to Portia? We know your sisters mean nothing to you, but children don’t either apparently unless they’re your crotch fruit.

Dorit, invest in a fence that you can jump over each time you switch sides. You can be horrified about what was said to Jax or you can be giggling about it. Pick one and grow a spine.

[RealHousewife]

52 minutes ago, dbell1 said:

Bad things really do come in threes. Thank you Crystal for being there for Jax. That’s the only positive I can take from these clips.
Watching a washed up drunken thief hitting on a married father and then cursing at a 14 year old? No words that are printable. Bitch needs rehab after or before jail.

Kyle, you soulless bitch. I’m not sure what’s worse. Denying Sutton’s miscarriages, grabbing her like she’s a rag doll, invalidating and speaking over Sutton, or telling her to shut up. Then laughing about what was said to a child. How exactly would you react if it was said to Portia? We know your sisters mean nothing to you, but children don’t either apparently unless they’re your crotch fruit.

Yes, I'm glad Crystal showed class and unlike some of the others, didn't find Erika's behavior charming. Garcelle's kids were gracious, but they shouldn't have to deal with a drunk Erika talking to them like that. 

It's crazy Kyle thinks just because something sensitive wasn't brought up by Sutton before, that it must be a lie. There's a lot I've kept to myself just because it's painful and not the most easy to discuss in casual conversation. Doesn't mean it didn't happen. And while I didn't love the younger woman joke, Vanderpump would never, ever get aggressive with a kid like that. Can you all imagine if someone Kyle disliked cursed at a child?! 

[Melonie77]

Kyle's dance routine with the splits and bopping up and down on her crotch is vomit inducing.

The newbie seems to be taking the bitch role way too seriously.

[ZettaK]

So, instead of discussing Erika's very real legal problems Kyle and Dorit are happy she is open, and care free (because she is lit, and doesn't care about anything, or anybody). 

Just because Sutton didn't use her miscarriages as a storyline like Diana she is lying according to Kyle! And she physically attacked Sutton (grabbed her, and shook her) to the point she left marks!

Why is Erika on the show? She doesn't have a storyline, something essential for Bravo. Her legal issues which could be her storyline like last season are not discussed. On top of being a horrible person, of course.

Diana doesn't have anything to offer either. She is arrogant, vapid, materialistic, and not fabulous like she thinks. She acts like she is above all of the women. Her storyline is her hatred for Sutton, mainly because of bacongate, and now because she believes she is fake without even knowing her. 

Erika must be ecstatic. She is off the hook on the show, she can lie about being exonerated, and her salary is higher this season.

Edited July 5, 2022 by ZettaK

[Surrealist]

The Reunion is going to be liiiiiiiiittttttttt.

[Keywestclubkid]

the next time Dorit brings up her robbery and how she's feeling Garcelle and Sutton should just say well wasn't my house 

[Surrealist]

I can't imagine Andy & Co don't know how viewers feel about the FF5.

I'm kind of wondering if the editors are setting them up by making them look extra bad.

I refuse to believe they think the way those women are acting is OK.

[Baltimore Betty]

I am surprised that Erika would open a mouth like that to a kid seeing how she eviscerated Ilene seasons ago when they were having a casual, harmless dinner time chat about Erika's adult, police officer son...it was the sneer seen around the world followed by insane threats and tears and now she will think Garcelle is being too sensitive about a joke, it was just a joke.  That kid wasn't even talking to Erika he was just getting the floral centerpieces for his mother!

[CallmeCray]

I’m not sure why I’m shocked these women and the show have devolved to this point, but I am.  I cannot believe Bravo would think anyone would enjoy this.  For the ones who have a life beyond the show, I can’t imagine that any of the CAST would want this disgusting behavior broadcast for all the world to see and reflecting on them professionally.  

This is the lowest low I’ve seen yet.  

[pasdetrois]

20 hours ago, Salacious Kitty said:

I can't believe that Kyle insinuated that Sutton was LYING about her miscarriages. What a sloppy drunk. 

Kyle is projecting like crazy.

[WhatAmIWatching]

On 7/4/2022 at 10:07 AM, Wicked said:

Sneak peek:   

Watched this one again too, and finally got what Erika was saying:  After Garcelle walks away, Erika whispers to Dormat, "she was pushing it. She was pushing it"

 Was she trying to get Garcelle to come unglued on her and be the 'aggressive black woman' so they could ALL then go after her and attempt to push her off the show? 
 

 Ugh, all of this is so gross and so upsetting. Garcelle has much more character and restraint than I do, I don't know that I could have been so calm and composed.

[Slakkie]

1 hour ago, CallmeCray said:

I’m not sure why I’m shocked these women and the show have devolved to this point, but I am.  I cannot believe Bravo would think anyone would enjoy this.  For the ones who have a life beyond the show, I can’t imagine that any of the CAST would want this disgusting behavior broadcast for all the world to see and reflecting on them professionally.  

This is the lowest low I’ve seen yet.  

What is interesting is they are totally ignoring it other than Kyle trying to say she was laughing at her friend not the situation.  This is what I will never understand Bravo seems absolutely fine with disgusting behavior including going to jail and they do not seem to care.  It is so incredibly apparent the the Fox Force Five (Teddi is still an apologist) are able to run roughshod on anyone for any reason and they stand up for each other.

They literally loathe Garcelle and Sutton and while neither is perfect - they almost rise to sainthood compared to these trolls.  It will be interesting where Crystal ends up in this because I do not believe in any place she would condone treating a child like that.  Kyle did one thing - now Diana has the heat off of her.

[suzeecat]

2 hours ago, CallmeCray said:

I’m not sure why I’m shocked these women and the show have devolved to this point, but I am.  I cannot believe Bravo would think anyone would enjoy this.  For the ones who have a life beyond the show, I can’t imagine that any of the CAST would want this disgusting behavior broadcast for all the world to see and reflecting on them professionally.  

This is the lowest low I’ve seen yet.  

Wowza, if this is how the "rich and famous" act, I couldn't be happier in my modest condo, Costco shopping and enjoying true loving family and friends.  So much for this "aspirational lifestyle".  I don't have the backbone to deal with people like that.  Don't want it, either. 

[65mickey]

I watched a longer clip of Erika verbally abusing Jax. She asked him what are you doing here and 3 time said get the F out of here before you get in trouble. I think she was so drunk that she did not rememeber being introduced to Jax. So she is yelling at a black teenager because in her drunk state she thinks he is there to steal flowers??  If this is the case her racism is even more obvious. I don't see how she can possibly come back from this.  She should be finished. Andy are you paying attention???

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