S12.E09: Calamity Jayne

[rlc]

Kyle is a see you next Tuesday, Diana is a soulless monster, and Erika is beyond gross and inappropriate. You don’t hit on a friend’s son, you don’t hit on a married man, and you don’t speak that way to any child, especially not a person of color. I’ve only watched the first 6 minutes.

[FlyingEgret]

Hey Rinna - if you don't want to walk in the muck in your over-priced Versaces, just take them off or leave - you aren't going to eat lunch anyway...

[SassyCat]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

It means in a drink, if they squeeze a lemon or lime into the drink, carcass out means they don’t put the rind in the glass. 

It would sound more appealing to drink if they just said “rind out”. Like a normal person would most likely say. 

[sistermagpie]

On 7/5/2022 at 1:15 AM, RealHousewife said:

It's crazy Kyle thinks just because something sensitive wasn't brought up by Sutton before, that it must be a lie. There's a lot I've kept to myself just because it's painful and not the most easy to discuss in casual conversation. Doesn't mean it didn't happen. And while I didn't love the younger woman joke, Vanderpump would never, ever get aggressive with a kid like that. Can you all imagine if someone Kyle disliked cursed at a child?! 

Yes, how suspicious for Sutton to have not brought up every medical issue she's ever had in her life until mentioning it in a situation where it was actually...relevent. 

On 7/5/2022 at 10:20 AM, Baltimore Betty said:

I am surprised that Erika would open a mouth like that to a kid seeing how she eviscerated Ilene seasons ago when they were having a casual, harmless dinner time chat about Erika's adult, police officer son...it was the sneer seen around the world followed by insane threats and tears and now she will think Garcelle is being too sensitive about a joke, it was just a joke.  That kid wasn't even talking to Erika he was just getting the floral centerpieces for his mother!

9 hours ago, CatMomma said:

I go back and forth on how I feel about Crystal, but she was a champ in that scene. Poor kid. She comforted and protected him. 

It's almost a shock seeing someone handle something like that so well with so little drama. Exactly the right reaction. She didn't embarass the kid more, didn't make it a thing with Erika in that moment, just got the kid out of there and assured him that yes, the drunk woman was inappropriate.

7 hours ago, funnygirl said:

Preview for tonight: 

 

And, Rinna, Sutton telling Diana TO HER FACE that she is a motherfucker and soulless is not passive-aggressive. It's straight up being forward and aggressive. 

Seriously, how do you tell somebody they're passive-aggressive and as an example have them calling someone a motherfucker to their face? 

23 minutes ago, RoseAllDay said:

Sutton tries too hard. She can’t accept that there are some people with whom she’ll never connect. By not wanting conflict, she often brings it on herself.

EDIT. Oh, damn. Rinna’s back.

She's like that ep of the Golden Girls where Rose can't bear to have someone not like her. LOL.

Also, shut up Diana pretending that as a foreigner you don't understand an expression like motherfucker. That kind of insult exists in plenty of languages. 

[RoseAllDay]

How can Rinna walk in those monstrosities Versaces, period? I can’t get over the sunglasses, either. Did she time-travel back to 1975 and raid Elton John’s wardrobe?

[RealHousewife]

26 minutes ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

ETA: Chris Hemsworth, what are you doing?!?!

I don't know, but I'll be happy to rescue him from these heifers!

Did they just throw shade at PK?!

[Stats Queen]

Oh goodie, more Dorit trauma.

[Axie]

Did Dorito just die in the middle of her talking head?  Oh, the screen just froze.  Never mind.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Rinna, maybe you want to wait and see how the scene actually played out before you become Diana’s big defender.

[janiema]

3 minutes ago, Axie said:

Did Dorito just die in the middle of her talking head?  Oh, the screen just froze.  Never mind.

That happened to my screen too!

[RoseAllDay]

1 minute ago, Axie said:

Did Dorito just die in the middle of her talking head?  Oh, the screen just froze.  Never mind.

Mine froze too. 

Did the weather just suddenly turn? Why insist on a garden party when its cold and damp? 

Rinna, insulting the host, as usual.

Really surprised at Kyle for making excuses and enabling Erika, after what she dealt with with Kim. She, of all people, should see the warning signs in Erika’s behavior and at least be concerned.

 

[Straycat80]

2 minutes ago, Axie said:

Did Dorito just die in the middle of her talking head?  Oh, the screen just froze.  Never mind.

I thought she was having a seizure but it was the screen freeze. Lol! 
Oh shut up Rinna, she wasn’t even there and she’s going after Sutton at her own party. I guess we have to wait next week for the Erika beat down. 

[SnarkAttack]

What's with Sutton's backyard, or lack of, I should say?  

Edited July 7, 2022 by SnarkAttack

[JD5166]

Diana has a really large cranium, that Gucci hat in previews is doing her no favors. 

[rlc]

Hey, sometimes it rains in Beverly Hills. Sometimes it snows in Pasadena. Deal with it, ladies. Muck happens.

[thesupremediva1]

On 7/4/2022 at 3:05 PM, 65mickey said:

When Sutton said she had 2 miscarriages, Kyle said why haven't we heard this, she lost a baby and you didn't. She also grabbed Sutton on both arms.  I wondered why Sutton has a noticeable red mark high up on one of her arms when Kyle was giving her the first degree about the miscarriages,now I know. Kyle tried to cover the mark at one time. This show has totally gone off the rails. 

Kyle got physical with Sutton. Period. She had no right to put her hands on Sutton like that. Kyle is a mean, raging bully and she deserves a giant slap in her hypocritical face next time she touches someone like that unprovoked - in a situation that had ZERO to do with her. She needs to be held accountable. Erika is a nasty mess but at least she didn’t put her hands on anyone. 

[Lady Lucy]

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Can someone please explain Diana's appeal? Looks wise, she's a Midwest 10*, but a Beverly Hills 6. She doesn't come across as intellectual, witty or kind. I just don't get it. 

Her appeal is all the buckets of money she inexplicably got from her ex.

[Slakkie]

5 minutes ago, thesupremediva1 said:

Kyle got physical with Sutton. Period. She had no right to put her hands on Sutton like that. Kyle is a mean, raging bully and she deserves a giant slap in her hypocritical face next time she touches someone like that unprovoked - in a situation that had ZERO to do with her. She needs to be held accountable. Erika is a nasty mess but at least she didn’t put her hands on anyone. 

The bigger difference is that Kyle wants people to think she is a good person - Erika is completely fine with people knowing she is a Cut Fitness

[dbell1]

56 minutes ago, CallmeCray said:

She’s going to be starring in “Newsies”?

Or trying to sleep with the cast?

Well, that was anticlimactic. The best stuff was in the clips released early. Erika, you suck. At this point, I think she’s just there for the booze. 

Kyle really is showing her whole ass this season. You don’t accuse someone of lying about a miscarriage, manhandle them with your hulk hands, and then tell them how to accept your CYA apology.

Dorit now can’t drive or go to parks. Like she did before? Bitch please. Her trauma is giving me PTSD. I’ll never look at a phone laying on the ground the same way again.

I didn’t miss Rinna last week. Can she please get carried away by a giant bird who mistakes her clothes, hair and clown shoes for it’s neglectful mother?

I would pay to see Garcelle go off on Erika. Wonder if the coven will outshout her though? She’s not allowed to have her feelings validated by these hags. Not when they’re covering the drunken mess.

[goofygirl]

On 7/5/2022 at 8:13 PM, funnygirl said:

🥱 Goodbye Kyle! 

Man, that bitch is LAME!

[WaltersHair]

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Erika, you suck. At this point, I think she’s just there for the booze. Paycheck

Fixed that for you ;)

Edited July 7, 2022 by WaltersHair

[njbchlover]

On 7/4/2022 at 1:21 PM, 65mickey said:

I want this clip of Erika saying that to Garcelle's son shown at the reunion. Then I want Garcelle to look at Andy and ask him why this filthy mouth sorry excuse for a human still on this show after she said to her 14 year old son get the F out of here? And then I want her to confront Kyle over what she said and ask her if a grown man said that to 14 year old Portia how would she feel especially if She, Garcelle laughed and hooted over it. Why is Bravo allowing this shit to go on? 

One can only hope that either Garcelle or one of her friends or group reads here, so that if it wasn't something Garcelle thought of, she will now!  

[Lassus]

I mean, who in the name of Joan Collins was TURNED DOWN in favor of Diana being on this show instead? 

This is really the best they could do?

[JAYJAY1979]

5 minutes ago, Lassus said:

I mean, who in the name of Joan Collins was TURNED DOWN in favor of Diana being on this show instead? 

This is really the best they could do?

More like no one of quality would do the show.

Dorit switches sides as often as she switches accents.

Mauricio has always seemed yucky.  He married vyle Kyle so obviously good judgment is not his strong suit.

[goofygirl]

8 hours ago, Cheyanne11 said:

Clearly Rinna--decked out in some 1970's Elton John cosplay--doesn't know what passive-aggressive is, which...irony.

And her (Rinna's) face when Garcelle said Diana was rude was ridiculous.  Not texting the hostess you're not coming IS rude, absolutely.  What the fuck is wrong with her (Rinna)?

Her IQ is 2. 

[goofygirl]

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

You can’t expect a woman who rushes to save diamonds and bags to understand when someone is being empathetic with them because she has no empathy 

YOU WIN THE INTERNET TONIGHT!!!!   PERFECT COMMENT!!!

[BusyOctober]

Rinna thinking every bird is her mother now…who did she think all the birds in Beverly Hills were before Lois passed away? 

Diana is a lying sack of shit. And what drugs is she on that makes her lick her lips every time she speaks? Sutton may be a little eccentric and not to everyone’s taste, but she is more relatable and human than Kyle, Erika, Rinna and Diana.  

Dorit is talking about moving again??  I guess the break in is a valid reason, but she and PK move every six months so it seems like they are just on the run from the collection agencies. 

What spell (or scandal) does Erika have over Kyle and Dorit and their husbands, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum? How do they keep defending her behavior and her actions?  

I am liking Sharee a lot.  I want her to team up with Garcelle and have them be the “Settin’ the Bitch Straight Squad”.  I would watch a show of just the two of them, replaying the tapes, and calling out all those lying, fake, phoney, soullesss twats for every bullshit story they try to spin.

Did Rinna fall into a time warp with that hideous getup and hair-don’t she wore to Sutton’s party?  
 

[njbchlover]

On 7/5/2022 at 9:13 PM, funnygirl said:

🥱 Goodbye Kyle! 

I'm not giving a Kyle a pass on this situation with her, Mauricio and PK and Dorit, but where also is Dorit's accountability?  Dorit was actually there while this whole thing with both Oliver and Jax took place.  She also should not be excusing Erika's behavior with a lame reason like "it's nice to see her relax after what she's been through".

[QQQQ]

1 hour ago, TexasGal said:

Dorit’s drink order with the “carcass out”?!  What the actual eff?  That’s weird.

I thought it meant Erika was sans undies again.

[Axie]

I was going to post something but I lost my train of thought when I heard a bird.  Mom?  Mom, is that you?  

[mbaywife123]

Well that episode was something beyond and aggravated the crap out of me!

All of your previous post summed up a lot of what I was thinking.

I will just say the following about being friends with any of these women:

Garcelle: Yes

Sutton: Yes

Dorit & Chrystel: Yes , but only superficial aquaintences 

Kyle, Erika,Rinna & Diana: NO way in hell!!, leave me alone you nasty human!

[goofygirl]

What's so funny about Rinna's obvious BIRD sightings is that the dumb lady she announced told her this, actually said "Look for a FLOCK of birds"....

NOT just one dang bird!!  DOOFUS!

[sistermagpie]

9 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

What's so funny about Rinna's obvious BIRD sightings is that the dumb lady she announced told her this, actually said "Look for a FLOCK of birds"....

NOT just one dang bird!!  DOOFUS!

She's collecting the flock one by one.

[Axie]

I just heard a single bird.  It must have been a distant cousin.

[Dixie Sugarbaker]

1 hour ago, Slakkie said:

Kyle got physical with Sutton. Period. She had no right to put her hands on Sutton like that. Kyle is a mean, raging bully and she deserves a giant slap in her hypocritical face next time she touches someone like that unprovoked - in a situation that had ZERO to do with her. She needs to be held accountable. Erika is a nasty mess but at least she didn’t put her hands on anyone. 

During the “apology” dinner, Kyle pushed Sutton again, and then sarcastically told her she was a delicate little flower. What the hell, Kyle?

[njbchlover]

2 hours ago, Axie said:

I know alot of people find Maurico hot, but, I’ve always thought he just looks greasy and tonight he showed that he is just as much as a little bitch as his wife.

P.S. Lisa?  Your shoes look like you just got off the Good Ship Lollipop.

I was thinking she was at Disneyland and raided Minnie Mouse's dressing room/closet!!  

Edited July 7, 2022 by njbchlover

[Ms Blue Jay]

LOL

Edited July 7, 2022 by Ms Blue Jay

[njbchlover]

2 hours ago, Straycat80 said:

It means in a drink, if they squeeze a lemon or lime into the drink, carcass out means they don’t put the rind in the glass. 

I get what it means, but she basically wants them to squeeze half a lemon in her glass - would any self-respecting bartender leave half a squeezed out lemon in a glass?  

I think Dorit made up the whole "carcass out" thing just to sound, well, Dorit-like!  

[ChelleGame]

1 hour ago, QQQQ said:

I thought it meant Erika was sans undies again.

Oh, Jesus. I laughed so hard at this.

[mbaywife123]

Good grief, Rinna was dressed like she just escaped the clown car at the circus, and how rude she was about Suttons party, suck it up shit bag or take your precious (probably loaned, rented or going back the next day)  shoes and go the f home!

Edited July 7, 2022 by mbaywife123

[ichbin]

2 hours ago, Axie said:

P.S. Lisa?  Your shoes look like you just got off the Good Ship Lollipop.

Those platforms looked like hooves...actually kind of appropriate.

[Axie]

7 minutes ago, mbaywife123 said:

Good grief, Rinna was dressed like she just escaped the clown car at the circus, and how rude she was about Suttons party, suck it up shit bag or take your precious (probably loaned, rented or going back the next day)  shoes and go the f home!

That would have been the appropriate time for Erika to tell someone to get the f out.

[njbchlover]

17 minutes ago, mbaywife123 said:

Good grief, Rinna was dressed like she just escaped the clown car at the circus, and how rude she was about Suttons party, suck it up shit bag or take your precious (probably loaned, rented or going back the next day)  shoes and go the f home!

Also, how rude it was to be a basic bitch and go after Sutton for being passive-aggressive WHILE wearing Sutton's flip flops and fur coat.  Pretty skanky behavior, even for Rinna.   

Rinna may want to figure out what that actually means, just like she needed to look up "gaslighting" when Denise was on.  She's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, is she?

I'm not usually one to agree with a lot of what these bitches complain about, but I have to admit I would be pretty pissed about sitting outside, in a muddy yard, in cold dreary weather.  I was surprised that Sutton didn't move the party indoors.  She really does seem to have her guests' best interests at heart usually, so this was a hostess error in my opinion.

I wonder if Sutton's dining room isn't fully completed yet, so that's why she doubled down on the outside set up.  I'm surprised she didn't have some kind of runner and/or carpet underneath the table, knowing that these women all wear pretty expensive shoes, even those that are super ugly.  

P.S. - I think that Kyle was wearing those same Versace shoes (in black) during her last visit to WWHL with Andy, and they looked ridiculous on her, too.  Some styles just should not be re-visited/reinvented and those oversized platform shoes from the 70's is one of them.

Edited July 7, 2022 by njbchlover

[mbaywife123]

3 minutes ago, Axie said:

That would have been the appropriate time for Erika to tell someone to get the f out.

Agreed!

I was waiting for Erika to wander over to Suttons neighbors yard and yell at them to get the f out of here. She is totally unhinged!

[mbaywife123]

5 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Also, how rude it was to be a basic bitch and go after Sutton for being passive-aggressive (Rinna may want to figure out what that actually means, just like she needed to look up "gaslighting" when Denise was on, but I digress...) WHILE wearing Sutton's flip flops and fur coat.  Pretty skanky behavior, even for Rinna.  

I'm not usually one to agree with a lot of what these bitches complain about, but I have to admit I would be pretty pissed about sitting outside, in a muddy yard, in cold dreary weather.  I was surprised that Sutton didn't move the party indoors.  She really does seem to have her guests' best interests at heart usually, so this was a hostess error in my opinion.

I wonder if Sutton's dining room isn't fully completed yet, so that's why she doubled down on the outside set up.  I'm surprised she didn't have some kind of runner and/or carpet underneath the table, knowing that these women all wear pretty expensive shoes, even those that are super ugly.  

P.S. - I think that Kyle was wearing those same Versace shoes (in black) during her last visit to WWHL with Andy, and they looked ridiculous on her, too.  Some styles just should not be re-visited/reinvented and those oversized platform shoes from the 70's is one of them.

.Well, we all know by now that Rinna is a nasty, stupid, idiot!

Yes, Sutton should have probably moved the meal indoors or onto the porch with some heaters, maybe time didn't allow?

[Miss Bones]

Diana:  “From my understanding of human nature...”

Is she not human?  That explains a lot, because she seems to be just learning about human behaviors. 

Kyle (to Sutton):  “You never told me about your miscarriages!! Bah!”

How awful can a person be?  Did she think every woman who has suffered a miscarriage sends out a newsletter?  I used to like Kyle, but she is truly a shitty human being.  Her bickering with Mo over stirring the pasta was telling to me.  She wasn’t just being a wife, playfully making fun of his not doing it to her liking.  She basically said “why can’t you do anything right ever?” She is an asshole.  The pasta looked good though.

I thought Kyle was low, but Erika is truly the lowest of the low.  Now hitting on Garcelle’s married with babies son, in front of G, with one leg in the air, the other thigh-to -thigh with Doritasaurus Rex.  Telling G’s younger son to GTFO?  Girl you need to go home, don’t be telling the teenager that, at his mom’s party!  I love that Garcelle said Erika needs to adjust her cocktail of prescriptions and booze.  Nothing wrong with taking meds to adjust your mental health, but you need to adjust your drinking accordingly, and I just know Erika is going to use that at the reunion, and make fake apologies. She is a cold cold... you know the necklace she proudly wears.

What even is Dorit’s outfit?  It would honestly be a hot Halloween costume, if she was going as a T-Rex, and I’m not joking in the least; the gloves, the braid as a tail. 

I usually FF commercials, but did anyone else see the humility that was Kyle and Dorit-Rex’s promo for some movie?  I am still trying to recover from the second hand embarrassment. 

 All I got for now.   Did I mention I hate Kyle?

[mbaywife123]

Kyle probably expects one of those Christmas card enclosures from people every year that includes the one page letter on what everyone in the family has been doing  (no matter how personal, because she is a nosey bitch that way, even if she didn't know that person the years prior)

Heck, I wouldn't tell her if I had stubbed a toe and lost a toenail let alone anything else!

[ivygirl]

Even though it IS Rinna, I hate to be too hard on her bird thing because I know people do have very meaningful experiences with animals seeming to represent or bring messages from loved ones that have passed on or from whom they are separated. But dang. EVERY BIRD? Wouldn’t that get exhausting? Maybe what she needs is for a mom stand-in to poop on her to give her the message that she’s being beyond crappy.

And @njbchlover — I wonder if Sutton’s outdoor plans were a COVID holdover? I know I’m still attending a lot of outdoor functions because people are using that as a COVID mitigation strategy (I live in CA so it is usually a little more feasible here, LOL). Maybe she doesn’t yet have a completed indoor space where she feels comfortable hosting a group of non-family (not to mention all the crew that would have to be in the space, too). Just a guess. 

[RealHousewife]

On 7/5/2022 at 10:26 PM, WhatAmIWatching said:

Look at Sutton's face! Kyle is physically hurting her! I know I've never treated any of my friends like that. With friends like Kyle..
 

On 7/4/2022 at 4:05 PM, dosodog said:

If this isn't photoshopped, Kyle REALLY grabbed her hard. 

Can Kyle really see these pictures, the marks on Sutton's body and the look in her eyes and think any of the above is okay?

My guess is Big Kathy was the type to grab her girls really hard and it's normal to Kyle. My mother was the same way, but I've never put my hands on anyone. 

Aren't these Beverly Hills broads supposed to be all classy? I'm just a regular girl, but where I come from, you don't put your hands on friends or curse at children. Call me old-fashioned!

[CrinkleCutCat]

Erika needs to do more than apologise to Garcelle and her son. I really really want her to explain *why* she said “get the fuck out” to 14 yr old Jax. I need more than just the alcohol excuse. I want to know if she knew who he was, or what she thought he was doing, or what she thought she was doing in that moment. I want the WHY! 

Kyle hasn’t been apologising, she’s been defending. Two very different things. Has Kyle addressed the way she manhandled Sutton?

Diana completely misrepresented Sutton’s rationale, and her tone of voice, when recounting to Rinna what Sutton said about her two miscarriages. I hope they show those two clips side by side at the reunion… but I’m not going to hold my breath.