Kylie

[chocolatine]

1 hour ago, BrainyBlonde said:

Oh, Kylie. <shakes head> I know I'm expecting too much here, but has she not being paying attention to the news at all in the last month or so. Does she not realize that Stormy is the name of the porn star who had sex with Trump?

I just read about this and thought the same thing. How sad for the baby. I read a few days ago that Kris said the name was going to be Mariposa/Posie, which would have been lovely. So of course it couldn't be true.

[GaT]

Some of the tweets about the name are hysterical

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/kylie-jenner-names-her-daughter-stormi-twitter-reacts/

My favorites are

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Kylie's disappearance from the media for the last 9 months was the calm before the stormi lol

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Kylie Jenner named her child Stormi so when I have a kid I'm going to name it Humiditi

[nexxie]

4 hours ago, Aw my lahgs said:

Stormi Scott. If that’s not a stripper/porn star  name, I don’t know what is.

Wonder if the last name is Jenner, Scott or Webster (his real name).

On edit, now it says Stormi Webster on ig.

Edited February 7, 2018 by nexxie

[Petunia13]

All the names remind me of My Little Pony type names: Stormi, Dream, Reign, North, Saint. Perhaps  Jem too could be inspo: Rio, Synergy, Pizzazz, Riot, Clash.

[BitterApple]

A porn/stripper name is exactly what I would've expected from Kylie. 

[Shangrilala]

Wait. Forget the name.  

THE BABY IS WEARING PINK!

Not white, gray or beige.  She doesn't have color preferences at 5 days old (I'm looking at you, Kim).  She is in PINK.

Go Kylie. First you disappear for 9 months and then you put your baby girl in pink. Run, Kylie, run like the wind!

[howmanywords]

Stormy Daniels is not someone anyone will give two shits about once this news controversy dies down. Maybe Kylie (or Travis) had a good reason for choosing the name, something that goes beyond current events. Its also spelled differently.

[nexxie]

I don’t know - is it a good idea to give a kid a name that might come off as a description of a moody personality? 

How about Sunni or Blue Sky?

Edited February 7, 2018 by nexxie

[Aw my lahgs]

Maybe Stormi’s half siblings will be called Raini and Sunni.

[nexxie]

1 hour ago, Shangrilala said:

Wait. Forget the name.  

THE BABY IS WEARING PINK!

Not white, gray or beige.  She doesn't have color preferences at 5 days old (I'm looking at you, Kim).  She is in PINK.

Go Kylie. First you disappear for 9 months and then you put your baby girl in pink. Run, Kylie, run like the wind!

The baby’s closet is filled with pink clothes too! (video)

[iwasish]

8 hours ago, howmanywords said:

Stormy Daniels is not someone anyone will give two shits about once this news controversy dies down. Maybe Kylie (or Travis) had a good reason for choosing the name, something that goes beyond current events. Its also spelled differently.

Hopefully no one will give two shits about this Stormi either in couple of years. 

As far as the spelling, could be that’s how Kylie thinks it’s supposed to be  spelled, otherwise where would the big heart that goes over the “i” go?

[Petunia13]

Maybe draw a cloud around Stormi and dot the i with a raindrop ?

The t could actually be a lightning bolt ⚡️too if she really wants to funk it up. 

[nkotb]

When I was growing up, my stepmom's cat was named "Stormy". To this day, whenever I hear that name, for human or animal, I think of that cranky, old, stinky cat. 

That being said, it could have been worse. At least she's not named after the murder-capital of the Midwest (IL is my state, I can trash Chicago, & do frequently), or a spot on the compass, or an involuntary nocturnal fantasy. I really like Saint the best, so I won't make fun of his name, since he's as cute as he can be, & ridiculously ignored by the trash he's related to.

[Petunia13]

Chi as a nickname for Chicago (the baby) is ironic since not many Chicago residents actually call Chicago Chi-Town or Chi for short. Twista the rapper called in that in like the late 90s and it's called that in a Bone Thugs Harmony song C Town. But for many people calling it Chi is like saying "Frisco"

Stormi is growing on me but not sure with the last name of Scott. It does have a stopper or Soapdish serial drama sounding ring to it. 

[BitterApple]

As far as celebrity baby names go, it's by far not the worst I've heard, but it's definitely something an immature teenager would pick. 

[BrainyBlonde]

Looks like Stormi will be using the last name Webster, which is the one her father was born with. Thankfully, Stormi Webster sounds less stripper-ish than Stormi Scott.
 

[nexxie]

2 hours ago, nkotb said:

When I was growing up, my stepmom's cat was named "Stormy". To this day, whenever I hear that name, for human or animal, I think of that cranky, old, stinky cat. 

That being said, it could have been worse. At least she's not named after the murder-capital of the Midwest (IL is my state, I can trash Chicago, & do frequently), or a spot on the compass, or an involuntary nocturnal fantasy. I really like Saint the best, so I won't make fun of his name, since he's as cute as he can be, & ridiculously ignored by the trash he's related to.

Saint probably has the best chance of growing up with a healthy psyche because he’s “ignored by the trash he’s related to” - I just hope he has loving nannies!

[nkotb]

He's my favorite of all of them! He's just as cute as he can be, I can't believe no one cares how biased Kim is against him. Poor guy. 

I'm glad Kylie didn't reproduce with Tyga. If Stormi was his child, how weird that Dream would be her cousin, but also the sibling to King Cairo, who's Stormi's brother? 

[nexxie]

25 minutes ago, nkotb said:

He's my favorite of all of them! He's just as cute as he can be, I can't believe no one cares how biased Kim is against him. Poor guy. 

I'm glad Kylie didn't reproduce with Tyga. If Stormi was his child, how weird that Dream would be her cousin, but also the sibling to King Cairo, who's Stormi's brother? 

King is Stormi’s brother?

Oh, I see - if Tyga.

Edited February 7, 2018 by nexxie

[NicoleQueen]

32 minutes ago, nkotb said:

He's my favorite of all of them! He's just as cute as he can be, I can't believe no one cares how biased Kim is against him. Poor guy. 

I'm glad Kylie didn't reproduce with Tyga. If Stormi was his child, how weird that Dream would be her cousin, but also the sibling to King Cairo, who's Stormi's brother? 

Everyone who keeps up with them needs a degree in genealogy.

[kokapetl]

Next step: custody battle. 

[Bucwild]

On 2/4/2018 at 7:06 PM, BitterApple said:

Well, they like black guys and there's a high concentration in both fields, and not to stereotype, but neither athletes nor rappers have a reputation for being the brightest bulbs in the chandelier. I look at it as water rising to its' own level. Could you see a Barack Obama-type giving a Kardashian the time of day? 

I definitely see a Barack Obama type giving a Kardashian the type of day if he was attracted to her Wealthy professional black men marry trophy wives too and women who aren't their on status on many levels.

Case in point.

http://www.businessinsider.com/billionare-robert-smith-marries-playboy-playmate-hope-dworaczyk-2015-7

 

Like the rest of her sisters who aren't going to date white collar guys, I can't see Kylie dating guys that are her age that are in college who are major in a STEM or any white collar major. 

[Ina123]

My first thought when I heard Stormi Webster was "Stormy Weather.

[GaT]

3 hours ago, BrainyBlonde said:

Looks like Stormi will be using the last name Webster, which is the one her father was born with. Thankfully, Stormi Webster sounds less stripper-ish than Stormi Scott.
 

Stormi Webster sounds like a weather girl on a local news station. Not enough fame for a Kardashian/Jenner. 

1 hour ago, nexxie said:

Saint probably has the best chance of growing up with a healthy psyche because he’s “ignored by the trash he’s related to” - I just hope he has loving nannies!

That didn't work out so well for Rob, did it?

26 minutes ago, Bucwild said:

Like the rest of her sisters who aren't going to date white collar guys, I can't see Kylie dating guys that are her age that are in college who are major in a STEM or any white collar major. 

That's because the average white collar isn't someone the papps want to take pictures of, & the gossip sites don't publish stories about. How could any of them be involved with someone who isn't famous?

[howmanywords]

Kylie Jenner tops Beyoncé for most-liked Instagram photo ever

[GaT]

4 minutes ago, howmanywords said:

Kylie Jenner tops Beyoncé for most-liked Instagram photo ever

That must really kill Kim. (& probably Beyonce too) I wonder what they will do now? I feel a naked selfie coming on.

[GaT]

I just saw this on my Xfinity home page.

Kylie Jenner's Boyfriend Pleads Guilty to Disorderly Conduct

What I find funny is that if you click on the link, the title is "Travis Scott Pleads Guilty to Disorderly Conduct Related to Concert Riot", but in order to get people to click on the click, he doesn't get a name, he's just "Kylie Jenner's Boyfriend". LOL, I bet that's exactly what he wants to be famous for.

[howmanywords]

Actually I hope this makes Kim realize people rather see things like this rather than her boring naked selfies.  Im sure shes clueless but the highest "likes" Kim gets when she posts things like that is maybe around 4 million. Which to me is still too much, but contrast that to Khloe's baby bump pic with Kylie that she posted the other day and Khloe's baby announcement that both got around 8 million. 14 million is mind blowing. Basically people like babies more than nude pics lol

[Juliegirlj]

At least the baby has lips ( in the photo) ~ Kylie had none until she was remade. 

[Mu Shu]

I worked in a club where 3 girls wanted to be stormy.  They duked it out, and the two losers named themselves after cars.  Can’t there ever be a stripper named mavis?

as to why the Ks gravitate to athletes/rappers, I’m cynical enough to believe it’s to remain relevant in pop culture.  You have a Caucasian family (yes kim, Armenians are Caucasian) who pretty much exclusively date black partners.  Even Kris is now “dating” a black guy.  It’s unusual to have  pretty much everyone in a single race family to gravitate outside their culture.  That’s just human nature to gravitate to people like you (for the most part) and happens in all races/cultures.  I think everyone the Kards date are selected to appeal to pop culture and to stay relevant.  I guess Kourtney is the exception.  

I don’t think the Kardashians are progressive at all.  I think they’re calculating.  An accountant or attorney from an Armenian family or an Olympic snowboarder working at Home Depot wouldn’t pull headlines like Kanye or Lamar.  Chyna plays the game as good as they do, but the men are pawns.  

Edited February 7, 2018 by Mu Shu

[Tanichka]

2 hours ago, Mu Shu said:

Can’t there ever be a stripper named mavis?

OMG - I laughed out loud at this!!!

7 hours ago, BitterApple said:

As far as celebrity baby names go, it's by far not the worst I've heard, but it's definitely something an immature teenager would pick. 

Well, it's no "Apple" or "Dweezil"  but to each his own.

[GaT]

Sorry this is so shallow, but was Jordyn this big when she was on Kylie's show?

http://www.tmz.com/2018/02/07/kylie-jenners-bff-jordyn-woods-hot-mexico-photos/

[nkotb]

On 2/7/2018 at 2:30 PM, GaT said:

I just saw this on my Xfinity home page.

Kylie Jenner's Boyfriend Pleads Guilty to Disorderly Conduct

What I find funny is that if you click on the link, the title is "Travis Scott Pleads Guilty to Disorderly Conduct Related to Concert Riot", but in order to get people to click on the click, he doesn't get a name, he's just "Kylie Jenner's Boyfriend". LOL, I bet that's exactly what he wants to be famous for.

Kinda insulting, shouldn't he get an upgrade after this week? I think it should read "Kylie Jenner's Baby Daddy...". 

[Aw my lahgs]

Can someone please tell me what the deal is with these tacky, gargantuan floral arrangements made from roses?

[RealitytvLover]

On 2/5/2018 at 7:02 AM, TheVoicesToldMeTo said:

I’m happy to see that Kylie and Travis are still together, have been this whole time, and that they were on the same page keeping the pregnancy on the down low speaks volumes.  

As for why the family seems to gravitate towards rappers and athletes.....the kardashians live very unusual lives even for celebrities.  They never take any breaks, they are always “on”, and live extremely flashy lives.  Rappers and black athletes tend to come from poorer communities and when they make it big, they go very flashy and extravagant.  I’m sure there is also a lot of pressure from their record labels and the culture of professional sports to go big or go home.  Average nba career is something like 6 years and rappers popularity comes and goes pretty quickly too.  So I think they all have that in common with the kardashians, work hard, play hard, flaunt the trophies.  

I also think the kardashians like to be put up on pedestals by their men, and maybe they think white guys wont do that.  They definitely seem to fetishize black men (strength, virility, swagger, confidence, etc) and maybe see them as the yin to their yang (the K women projecting themselves as the pinnacle of femininity, female sexuality, beauty, etc).

An astute, unbiased evaluation. 

[howmanywords]

22 hours ago, GaT said:

Sorry this is so shallow, but was Jordyn this big when she was on Kylie's show?

http://www.tmz.com/2018/02/07/kylie-jenners-bff-jordyn-woods-hot-mexico-photos/

Im not sure if she gained more weight or what but I do remember the first time I saw Jordyn on Life of Kylie she said she was a plus size model so she was always on the big side.

[Mu Shu]

Stormy, Misty’s Foal was a favorite childhood book.  But Kylie ain’t read no damn books, so yeah, poor little bug was named after a stripper.  

[Shangrilala]

So apparently Brody Jenner had no idea that Kylie was pregnant:  http://www.tmz.com/2018/02/08/brody-jenner-kylie-stormi-distant-uncle/

On the one hand, he's Kylie's half brother, so yes, he should know.  On the other hand, Brody and his whole "I'm been jilted by the Kardashians" schtick is a little tired.  Stop "sloooow walking" into the airport to talk to the paps.  Just go inside and say you're happy for her and look forward to meeting the baby.  And is there any indication that he even WANTS a relationship with Kylie and Kendall?  He is not some innocent victim in the mess that is this family.  

And send a gift to the baby.  Because you are her uncle and it's your half sister and it's the right thing to do - especially if you actually DO want to meet the baby.  I'm sure he's sitting there saying "dude, I didn't even know she was pregnant, why would I send a gift???" and just perpetuating the whole situation.

Edited February 9, 2018 by Shangrilala

[kokapetl]

On 08/02/2018 at 5:27 AM, Mu Shu said:

I worked in a club where 3 girls wanted to be stormy.  They duked it out, and the two losers named themselves after cars.  Can’t there ever be a stripper named mavis?

as to why the Ks gravitate to athletes/rappers, I’m cynical enough to believe it’s to remain relevant in pop culture.  You have a Caucasian family (yes kim, Armenians are Caucasian) who pretty much exclusively date black partners.  Even Kris is now “dating” a black guy.  It’s unusual to have  pretty much everyone in a single race family to gravitate outside their culture.  That’s just human nature to gravitate to people like you (for the most part) and happens in all races/cultures.  I think everyone the Kards date are selected to appeal to pop culture and to stay relevant.  I guess Kourtney is the exception.  

I don’t think the Kardashians are progressive at all.  I think they’re calculating.  An accountant or attorney from an Armenian family or an Olympic snowboarder working at Home Depot wouldn’t pull headlines like Kanye or Lamar.  Chyna plays the game as good as they do, but the men are pawns.  

Sadly, Chyna wasn’t even smart enough to get a contract for her tv appearances. 

Kylie’s boyfriends have always been complete nobodies to me, but I’m not with it. 

[nexxie]

46 minutes ago, Shangrilala said:

So apparently Brody Jenner had no idea that Kylie was pregnant:  http://www.tmz.com/2018/02/08/brody-jenner-kylie-stormi-distant-uncle/

On the one hand, he's Kylie's half brother, so yes, he should know.  On the other hand, Brody and his whole "I'm been jilted by the Kardashians" schtick is a little tired.  Stop "sloooow walking" into the airport to talk to the paps.  Just go inside and say you're happy for her and look forward to meeting the baby.  And is there any indication that he even WANTS a relationship with Kylie and Kendall?  He is not some innocent victim in the mess that is this family.  

And send a gift to the baby.  Because you are her uncle and it's your half sister and it's the right thing to do - especially if you actually DO want to meet the baby.  I'm sure he's sitting there saying "dude, I didn't even know she was pregnant, why would I send a gift???" and just perpetuating the whole situation.

Wonder if Kendall still sees Brody and Brandon - she seemed to have a good bond with them at one time, and shared the Jenner sports genes with them. imo Brandon and Leah are a fun couple and seem like really good people.

[BitterApple]

5 hours ago, Kokapetl said:

Sadly, Chyna wasn’t even smart enough to get a contract for her tv appearances. 

Kylie’s boyfriends have always been complete nobodies to me, but I’m not with it. 

I'm completely behind the times as well, but I agree about the boyfriends. They seems like those kinds of rappers who are here on day and gone the next. 

[twilightzone]

On ‎2‎/‎9‎/‎2018 at 9:18 AM, Shangrilala said:

So apparently Brody Jenner had no idea that Kylie was pregnant:  http://www.tmz.com/2018/02/08/brody-jenner-kylie-stormi-distant-uncle/

On the one hand, he's Kylie's half brother, so yes, he should know.  On the other hand, Brody and his whole "I'm been jilted by the Kardashians" schtick is a little tired.  Stop "sloooow walking" into the airport to talk to the paps.  Just go inside and say you're happy for her and look forward to meeting the baby.  And is there any indication that he even WANTS a relationship with Kylie and Kendall?  He is not some innocent victim in the mess that is this family.  

And send a gift to the baby.  Because you are her uncle and it's your half sister and it's the right thing to do - especially if you actually DO want to meet the baby.  I'm sure he's sitting there saying "dude, I didn't even know she was pregnant, why would I send a gift???" and just perpetuating the whole situation.

 

Brody didn't do anything wrong here.  He simply told the truth - unlike the Kardashians who are notorious for pretending how close everyone is, etc. 

If anyone should reach out, it should be Kylie.  It's obvious enough people (including the Kardashian staffers) knew about the pregnancy - yet it was kept from her half siblings.  I can't fault Brody here.

Edited February 10, 2018 by twilightzone

[GaT]

It's scary how life like this wax figure looks (insert your own joke), but Kylie should absolutely do her hair like this.

http://www.tmz.com/2018/02/08/kylie-jenner-baby-stroller-wax-figure-madame-tussauds/

[Christi]

14 hours ago, Mu Shu said:

Stormy, Misty’s Foal was a favorite childhood book.  But Kylie ain’t read no damn books, so yeah, poor little bug was named after a stripper.  

Misty of Chincoteague???

Im 56 and have a horse to this day, thanks to these books??

[DangerousMinds]

On 2/6/2018 at 11:08 PM, howmanywords said:

Stormy Daniels is not someone anyone will give two shits about once this news controversy dies down. Maybe Kylie (or Travis) had a good reason for choosing the name, something that goes beyond current events. Its also spelled differently.

No one will give two shits about this twat's baby either in a couple years.

[iwasish]

30 minutes ago, DangerousMinds said:

No one will give two shits about this twat's baby either in a couple years.

most don't give one shit now.

[howmanywords]

Most? Doubtful. It was said a good 5 years ago that the Kardashians and Kim specifically would disappear by now. Kylie has a fan base and judging by the way social media blew up after Stormi's birth there is definite interest. Ironically I find its those who hate these people the most who keep talking and clicking on articles about them therefor keeping interest up.

Edited February 14, 2018 by howmanywords

[DangerousMinds]

6 hours ago, iwasish said:

most don't give one shit now.

Touché!

[chabelisaywow]

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Can’t there ever be a stripper named mavis?

This made me think of Showgirls

Penny has been renamed Heather... she is questioning why

"Because no one wants to  F#@K a Penny, dumb dumb."

I only watch this show when I am travelling, ironically in Cleveland.

E is the only channel available in the hotel.

This family has so much money, but they are so low brow.

Kylie and Khloe have the ugliest manicures.

Perfect for doing nothing functional - sort of like them.

Edited February 14, 2018 by chabelisaywow
Kardashians affect my spelling

[nexxie]

Lots of chatter about Tyga wanting a paternity test - maybe they could do a KUWTK episode showing Stormi having a dna test along with Auntie Koko.