S12.E03: There's Sutton about Crystal

[jewel21]

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Kyle invites her friends to the desert for the launch of her new store. Sutton apologizes to Dorit for seeming unsympathetic following her traumatic home invasion. Garcelle urges the women to be up front with each other. While Erika and Diana point out that all their problems share a common denominator, Crystal winds up triggered by a past offense and Lisa feels they’re all missing the point.

Airdate: 05/25/2022

[JonnieUniteUs]

Oh good.  Crystal looks to have top billing on this episode.  Perhaps that will help some of us to remember she is on the show.  

[Keywestclubkid]

She saved the voicemail you guys…. She saved them to play it on this show… that’s …. Something 

[Chicklet]

Kyle has to let everyone know Sutton is "insensitive". She needs to shut up. 

Dorit needs a therapist not one of the FFF to help her anxiety.

[RoseAllDay]

Once again…Garcelle being the adult in the room. Shutting down Kyle.

[Chicklet]

The poolhouse posse strikes again and chooses the ugliest clothes on earth. 

[RoseAllDay]

2 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

The poolhouse posse strikes again and chooses the ugliest clothes on earth. 

That she has to wear TWICE. (But that’s okay….)

[WaltersHair]

This Diana chick is acting like all the Housewives just before they got nailed for money 'issues'. I say she goes down next season via Homeland Security.

[Chicklet]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

This Diana chick is acting like all the Housewives just before they got nailed for money 'issues'. I say she goes down next season via Homeland Security.

It's always good to have something to look forward to lol.

[janiema]

Erika’s Burberry outfit is just about the ugliest clothing ever.

[Keywestclubkid]

I will wait 3 years and buy it … lol yesss Crystal 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I will wait 3 years and buy it … lol yesss Crystal 

But isn't this the same person that is spending a ton of money digging out the basement so her husband can make a full golf swing?

[RoseAllDay]

Wasn’t Shahida the one doing all of the work the last time Kyle ventured into the World O’Fashion? 

And is Rinna missing her pants?

Edited May 26, 2022 by RoseAllDay

[Keywestclubkid]

Ugh teddi 

[Chicklet]

Ok this Diana chick was so poor she never shopped and now she's so rich she doesn't shop. I don't think I believe her.

[Keywestclubkid]

4 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

But isn't this the same person that is spending a ton of money digging out the basement so her husband can make a full golf swing?

Paying retail for a top or investing in the house I mean if you wanted to get down to it the house is a smarter choice 

[RoseAllDay]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

Ok this Diana chick was so poor she never shopped and now she's so rich she doesn't shop. I don't think I believe her.

Yeah…she’s getting real shady real quick.

[MMEButterfly]

Lisa forgot to put on her trousers.

[Stats Queen]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

Ok this Diana chick was so poor she never shopped and now she's so rich she doesn't shop. I don't think I believe her.

Just like Erika didn’t know how to use an ATM

[Keywestclubkid]

Dorit Turing … anyway … wow 

[WaltersHair]

Erika trying to sell her Cartier ring to Diana under the table in Kyle's shop. I just can't 😆

[Mr. Miner]

I love how Diana’s upbringing has kept her so humble. 🙄

[Stats Queen]

Why is Kyle wearing a bathrobe at her store and Lisa really did forget her pants.

Oh, and Teddi - yes ugh and is she trying to morph into Kyle.

[RoseAllDay]

Gawd…can we let the Sutton-Dorit thing GO? C’mon, Garcelle. 

[Chicklet]

This is happening because nothing organic is going on. It's annoying.

And Diana has known Sutton for 2 minutes and now she's an expert on her?

[Keywestclubkid]

And what’s this let’s get the new girls opinion on Sutton? What is that? And the woman who doesn’t know what fucking sign she is says Sutton is clumsy with her words? Lol GTFOOH 

Has she seen Sutton do any of these things or has she got a version of what happened told to her? WTF was that? 

[WaltersHair]

Erika sitting there on the couch going "YEP" like one of those idiots on Storage Wars.

I'll bet Diana say she never watched the show before going on it too. She may be getting the new girl edit, but she came out swinging.

[Stats Queen]

Kyle won’t let this Sutton thing go. She really sucks.

Doeit accepted the apology and explanation.

Diana saying someone comes off weird and wrong (pot, meet kettle)

[RoseAllDay]

6 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

This is happening because nothing organic is going on. It's annoying.

And Diana has known Sutton for 2 minutes and now she's an expert on her?

Exactly. Who is she to make that kind of judgment? She reminds me of the equally annoying Peggy, when she was on RHOC.

This continued pile-on is ridiculous. Sutton’s been ambushed every episode.

Edited May 26, 2022 by RoseAllDay

[Chicklet]

Crystal is "dramatic"?? What is wrong with Kyle?

[TexasGal]

Is the store called -

“Kyle

Kyle & Shahida”

?!?
 

[Stats Queen]

I’m not sure I can continue to watch this show, these women are so nasty, the F@#&ing Force Five

[WaltersHair]

Dramatic Kyle, dramatically calling everyone else dramatic.

[Keywestclubkid]

Because you guys keep draaaaging Sutton for not feeling the way you think she should that’s why Rinna 

[RoseAllDay]

Note to Erika — NOTHING has been settled, dear.

Kyle gets the train going and they all hop on. Ridiculous. People are allowed to have whatever feelings they have, as long as Kyle approves. Get over yourself.

[Chicklet]

This is TRIGGERING ME NOW. These women, jeez.

[Keywestclubkid]

Yessssss yessss yessss Crystal 

[Mr. Miner]

1 minute ago, Stats Queen said:

I’m not sure I can continue to watch this show, these women are so nasty, the F@#&ing Force Five

My wife just said the same thing.

[SweetieDarling]

Now I remember why I stopped watching last year

[RoseAllDay]

3 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

Is the store called -

“Kyle

Kyle & Shahida”

?!?
 

Shahida does the work, Kyle gets the credit and most of the profit, probably.

[FlyingEgret]

34 minutes ago, janiema said:

Erika’s Burberry outfit is just about the ugliest clothing ever.

Did it actually have an elastic waist?? I don't think I have ever seen that on a housewives show...

[goofygirl]

32 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

But isn't this the same person that is spending a ton of money digging out the basement so her husband can make a full golf swing?

Priorities.

[JD5166]

Where’s Kathy? I can’t take this harpies....

[Chicklet]

Oh god Dubai looks like a carbon copy of BH. I don't know if I can watch that.

[sistermagpie]

I was hoping when Erika asked Sutton if she was aware that everything had been proved false, that Sutton would say no, she was no aware of that. 

Erika is just so the worst, demanding apologies while proudly saying she didn't do anything wrong. Sutton should bring some of Tom's victims to the next party.

LOL at Kyle claiming that monotone Crystal reasonable explaining how annoying it is to have your feelings policed dramatic when Kyle's been bursting into tears every time Dorit's name is mentioned. LOL.

[RoseAllDay]

Just now, Chicklet said:

Oh god Dubai looks like a carbon copy of BH. I don't know if I can watch that.

These Housewife shows are just so relatable, LOL.

[Axie]

Sutton must really want to be on this show because there’s no way I would put up with this shit if I had her money.  Hell, I wouldn’t put up with it under any circumstances.   Kyle is really being a bitch.  What do you know about the truth being told, Erika?

[Keywestclubkid]

The new girl is a flip flopper look at that 

[Chicklet]

I went from disliking Kyle last week to I think I hate her. Along with Rinna and Erika.

[RoseAllDay]

I’m coming to the conclusion that Crystal has no business being on this show, unless the fragility is all an act.