Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Maybeitsme]

Yo indy you ain't ready for this yo!

But this is what you wanted?

U stupid yo

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Do y'all remember that guy from a while back that had an UMBRELLA tattooed on his FACE right under his eye?

Now THAT friends, was a TATTOO!

To catch the tears that no one was there to wipe away!  😂😂😂

[Pepper Mostly]

These women all giggle like 13 year olds over the dick drawings and the roses made of toilet paper and being called "turd burglar". I mean I snark, but that's fucking sad. Has no one ever treated these women right? 

[Empress1]

3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Do y'all remember that guy from a while back that had an UMBRELLA tattooed on his FACE right under his eye?

Now THAT friends, was a TATTOO!

To catch his tears! LORD.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is that Chance, by chance?

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

These women all giggle like 13 year olds over the dick drawings and the roses made of toilet paper and being called "turd burglar". I mean I snark, but that's fucking sad. Has no one ever treated these women right? 

I agree. Like where is your self-worth?

And I’m not saying everyone who goes to prison is bad. We are more than our mistakes. THESE guys, though? Do better.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

These women all giggle like 13 year olds over the dick drawings and the roses made of toilet paper and being called "turd burglar". I mean I snark, but that's fucking sad. Has no one ever treated these women right? 

They all have the mentality of middle schoolers.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance is quite the mastermind, right?

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Oh, here is another one eager to bring a felon she barely knows home to her kids. We should start a go fund me now for her kids future therapy sessions.

[Pepper Mostly]

Chance is revealed to be cold, controlling and a gaslighting prick in 3, 2.....

[Empress1]

Is driving on a suspended license a felony?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait, did I accidentally switch the channel to Intervention?

[Gobi]

Wow, I thought that was Brad Pitt for a minute!

Not.

[Pepper Mostly]

Chance was probably also charged with bad flirting. 

[Empress1]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Oh, here is another one eager to bring a felon she barely knows home to her kids. We should start a go fund me now for her kids future therapy sessions.

I hate when they drag these innocent kids into their bullshit. 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Do y'all remember that guy from a while back that had an UMBRELLA tattooed on his FACE right under his eye?

Now THAT friends, was a TATTOO!

Wasn't he the guy who had been kind of a nerd before he went in and then he was released and he was a complete asshole with a bunch of facial tattoos?  His mother cried when he walked through the prison door and she saw his face.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

To catch his tears! LORD.

Alex! LOL He came out to that weird girl with the wedding scrap book and fighting momma

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance: We’re broke down.

Me: You’re telling me.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Tayler's flirty laugh is annoying as hell. Make it stop.

[Pepper Mostly]

TayLER's laugh is going to haunt my dreams. 

[Empress1]

I did not need to see tongue.

[Doublemint]

Those giggles are killling me.   Dead battery - is this a sign?

[WaltersHair]

Chance is a little long in the tooth to be doing drugs. Ask Seymour Hoffman, Heath Ledger, Carrie Fisher...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, candall said:

Wasn't he the guy who had been kind of a nerd before he went in and then he was released and he was a complete asshole with a bunch of facial tattoos?  His mother cried when he walked through the prison door and she saw his face.

I think his name was Alex, the wannabe singer who sounded like a strangled cat and had terrible sex on a pile of dirty laundry.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Alex! LOL He came out to that weird girl with the wedding scrap book and fighting momma

 

GLORIETTA! She was truly a gift that kept on giving!

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rick loves to feel the wind blowing through his hair while he’s on his bike.

[Floatingbison]

That robbery footage was funny...he actually did look a little flirty with the teller.

[sempervivum]

Chance with a beard looks weirdly like Sonny Bono.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hell's Grampy is the same age as Raydean's parents. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rick loves to feel the wind blowing through his hair while he’s on his bike.

That's hair as in  the singular. 

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I think his name was Alex, the wannabe singer who sounded like a strangled cat and had terrible sex on a pile of dirty laundry.  

Good times.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Great, Rick, share the details of the skimpy lingerie with Raydean's parents.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raydean will demand that Ramona moves out and doesn’t care about Rick trying to make ends meet.

[Empress1]

Why is he telling his girlfriend’s parents about buying their daughter underwear?!

[JenE4]

Rick is quite the poet with his prospector analogy. Though ore would be a precious metal and an emerald is a gemstone—but okay.

[Gobi]

"Hey, let me tell about how I shopped for lingerie for your daughter."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raydean’s father is a font of opinion.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rick loves to feel the wind blowing through his hair while he’s on his bike.

We call helmetless riders organ donors 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Jesus, dude, you could have gone to Target for Raydean's undies. 

And seriously? Everyone's clutching their pearls over the female roommate? Its 2022 for fucks sake. I CANNOT. I had guy roommates in 1975, then I had another guy roommate for 8 years, from 78-86. 

[WaltersHair]

Woah. He was Howard Stern in another life.

[bref]

I'm sorry, but could there BE a more redneck name than Raydean?

Not to poop on the Princess's parade, but I believe the bad laundry sex was Lizzy the Second and I wanna say Daniel? 

Edited March 12, 2022 by bref

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Rick is quite the poet with his prospector analogy. Though ore would be a precious metal and an emerald is a gemstone—but okay.

I’m taping Gold Rush at the very moment.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Rick is not going to get all the Raydean sex he was planning on.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Raydean will demand that Ramona moves out and doesn’t care about Rick trying to make ends meet.

Day one. Take that to the bank.

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Why is he telling his girlfriend’s parents about buying their daughter underwear?!

Well, at least he's not telling them about Raydean Junior. 

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

GLORIETTA! She was truly a gift that kept on giving!

 

That's the one!  The umbrella, the crying mother, the dirty laundry sex--all the same guy.  

Oh, now I'm all nostalgic.

[WaltersHair]

Listen to Grampa Wolfman Jack. He is Wise.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mama June’s had a good run but it’s time she found a new career. I fondly remember the days of Toddlers and Tiaras.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, candall said:

That's the one!  The umbrella, the crying mother, the dirty laundry sex--all the same guy.  

Oh, now I'm all nostalgic.

There were two guys that season with facial tattoos.  Alex and Glorietta from Sacramento and the other couple that had laundry room sex.

[goofygirl]

Maybe Ramona will last longer if Raydean goes home to Mom & Dad?  Otherwise, I see her hitting the trail real soon!!

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, candall said:

That's the one!  The umbrella, the crying mother, the dirty laundry sex--all the same guy.  

Oh, now I'm all nostalgic.

The dirty laundry sex is different. That was the really young couple - she was a college student. I think she met him the a day y before he got locked up. They broke up at the e d. I can picture them but I forget their names.

Glorietta was the one with the Islamophobic mother.