Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Bowling? Not axe throwing?

HAHAHAHAHA! Great minds think alike, @Gobi!

[Empress1]

Wasn’t the other split hair dye job a housekeeper too?

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Another diamond chest. I thought we were THROUGH with this.

They keep asking for a pearl necklace and the tattoo artist keeps getting it wrong.

[kacesq]

Why does Dauri’s mugshot look filtered?

[Auntie Anxiety]

In every language, including ASL, Mikey is a catch!!

[candall]

Great.  Another chick with an enormous chest-jewel tattoo.

Hey!  Chelsea's friend has subtle, flattering makeup.  WHO LET HER IN HERE?

[Keywestclubkid]

English is both of your main languages lol 

[kacesq]

Oh God…NJ. I apologize in advance. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Wasn’t the other split hair dye job a housekeeper too?

Ahem, she was a "cleaning tech".

[Empress1]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

They keep asking for a pearl necklace and the tattoo artist keeps getting it wrong.

I AM DEAD

[goofygirl]

Dauri??  Emily??  What a match made in heaven!!  She's gonna buy herself a ring now, isn't she??

She's not a dumbo, going for that Masters' in criminal justice?  But girl has some next level psychosis of some kind.  WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE PEOPLE???

Edited October 22, 2022 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m already annoyed with that grotesque upper chest tattoo which I cannot read. But I’m sure it’s quite pithy.

[OoogleEyes]

What is a criminal data researcher? Sounds like a tayLER made job

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Doesn’t the teardrop mean he’s killed someone?

There is a common belief that it does.  However, that is not necessarily true. Many people have teardrop tattoos in memory of people who died or to show sadness in their life.

 

Just now, Empress1 said:

Wasn’t the other split hair dye job a housekeeper too?

She was.  

[kacesq]

If she wants to be an attorney why not go to law school? You don’t need a masters…except the masters is probably from some online school.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Most attractive guy on the website? Wow. Low standards have officially been replaced by no standards.

[Pepper Mostly]

Emily. Honey. To become a lawyer, you have to go to law school. Not faff around with an advanced degree in Criminal Justice. Probably from Smokin' Joe's Barbecue and Graduate School. 

Edited October 22, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[SemiCharmedLife]

THAT photo is a catfish!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Was Dauri talking to Tai?

[candall]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m already annoyed with that grotesque upper chest tattoo which I cannot read. But I’m sure it’s quite pithy.

Is that one word . . . "meow"?

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh God…NJ. I apologize in advance. 

Two from NJ this season.

[JenE4]

This woman is a criminal data researcher! Is that what you call a professional trawler of DateAnInmate.com?

okay, wrote the joke and then she admits the damn Google algorithm or whatever did her in.

[kacesq]

Oh God those nails…I hate that look. 

[Keywestclubkid]

she paid someone in prison to PRETEND to be her bf??? that's the story we are going with? 

[kacesq]

This girl looks proud of his crimes.

and isn’t it lovely the felon got stimulus money…

[SemiCharmedLife]

Emily needs to find a ring that goes with those...nails!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The nails are scary. Just saying.

[SemiCharmedLife]

The jeweler needs to join this forum...he's got a sense of humor!

[Empress1]

I hate her the most so far.

[kacesq]

Ah…how lovely to see all this sidestepping of the law right on TV. Hey future lawyer? Good luck on the character part of the bar application…

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Is that one word . . . "meow"?

Something " means every" is all I could make out.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Emily is going to be behind bars herself soon.  

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh God…NJ. I apologize in advance. 

Springsteen, the great Artie Lange, Danny DeVito, Sinatra, Joe Pesci, and this broad.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

This girl looks proud of his crimes.

and isn’t it lovely the felon got stimulus money…

All of these fools are pleased as punch at the prospect of being some bad boy's moll. 

[Eldemarge]

Loud Girl.  I don't like you.

[Elizzikra]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Emily. Honey. To become a lawyer, you have to go to law school. Not faff around with an advanced degree in Criminal Justice. 

Per Kim Kardashian, you actually don’t have to go to law school…

[Auntie Anxiety]

I might enjoy the hypnotherapy more than the tarot cards/readings because Tai always knows how to bring it.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I hate her the most so far.

As usual, it will be quite the challenge match for most hated.  And it's only the first episode!

[JenE4]

He gave you power of attorney because he trusted you! Big mistake! This is a twist that the person on the outside is the one scamming for money. And this woman is studying to be a lawyer!! I’m just a layperson and even I know that you don’t admit your crimes—or intention to commit crimes—on camera. This gal’s going to be disbarred before she even passes the bar!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Oh lord, are they hypnotizing Tai? Maybe slip her a useful suggestion like don't hit people. And if you do maybe don't wear such a low-cut top on that day.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Per Kim Kardashian, you actually don’t have to go to law school…

I still don't get what was that was all about.  You can't just call yourself a lawyer, Kim.   Pete Davidson dodged a huge bullet.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh God those nails…I hate that look. 

It's crazy.  When I was a kid, you could buy caps that fit over the end of your fingers with nails like that for Halloween.  I keep thinking that's what I'm looking at.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Springsteen, the great Artie Lange, Danny DeVito, Sinatra, Joe Pesci, and this broad.

Jack Nicholson, Lou Costello, James Gandolfini.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Per Kim Kardashian, you actually don’t have to go to law school…

Well, as I understand it, that's technically true. You do have to pass the bar exam, though. Our in house expert, @Floatingbison, can you verify?

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

she paid someone in prison to PRETEND to be her bf??? that's the story we are going with? 

I'm so confused 

[Keywestclubkid]

I'm gonna scam a scammer 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

This girl looks proud of his crimes.

and isn’t it lovely the felon got stimulus money…

I'm wondering who is the criminal here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Prison jumpsuit is the new tuxedo.

[Empress1]

“A jumpsuit.” GIRL.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I'm so confused 

he is saying the girl that loud girl caught him talking to was basically paying him to be her bf he wasn't doing anything "wrong" lol like some random chick is gonna give you money and pretend to date you why??