Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[WaltersHair]

This woman has 4 foot hair in prison? Isn't that just asking for it to be yanked?

[Floatingbison]

2032.... so there's plenty of time to plan the wedding.

[Pepper Mostly]

Seriously, nausea is washing over me in waves. 

HAHAHAHAHAHA she gets out in 2032! Oh Max. She wants your $$$. Dumbass. 

[Floatingbison]

Or as I have told incarcerated clients when I'm in a bit of a bad mood, "They're going to have talking monkeys by the time you get out."

[Ladystardust]

Their first question isn't "What are you in for?" I feel like that is important.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

2032.... so there's plenty of time to plan the wedding.

Plenty of time to conversate.

[JenE4]

Why the hell are we wasting our time with collect calls on a pay phone when we have the option for video calls, during which we can…I want to say attempt to twerk? Oh, 17 years locked up?! That’s at least attempted murder if not a full-on homicide, I’m guessing? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t you think that Dolton deserves another chance?

[Gobi]

Oh, God no! Poor, sweet Haley will never learn.

[Pepper Mostly]

Haley. Haley Haley Haley. Don't do this. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Or as I have told incarcerated clients when I'm in a bit of a bad mood, "They're going to have talking monkeys by the time you get out."

OMG!  Great bedside manner!!

[Keywestclubkid]

Where do you stand? Oh MY GOD .. you are an idiot 

[Gobi]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Plenty of time to conversate.

And opportunity to cheaterize.

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

WHO is paying for this guy's nudes??

Blind morons.

[kacesq]

Oh Lord...a little while ago you were bitching you spend more money on this loser than your kid and now one gift and you’re all schmoopy over him again.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

I can't with Haley anymore. She's just too dense.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Buzz needs to keep Haley on a leash.

[Keywestclubkid]

Haha he took the time to GET someone else to draw it…. 

[Doublemint]

Cruella, the green eyeshadow and green shirt are over the top, by the way so is the hair and everything else.  The artwork isn't worth $20,000.   Even though you "see the changes".

[JenE4]

Wow! That drawing must have cost a lot of cup of noodles from the commissary!

[OoogleEyes]

Oh my sweet summer Haley

[Pepper Mostly]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Gobi]

Can someone please arrange an intervention for Haley?

[candall]

WAIT.  How did Dalton sneak back into Haley's good graces?  Was it just when he read her that "letter" over the phone.  Arrrrgggghhh.  <gnash gnash gnash>

And now she's apologizing to him.  For fuck's sake.  She's too stupid to live.  Is there someone else around to raise Hendrix?

[Ladystardust]

Aw man. I was hoping for something much tackier. Like a giant picture of them standing in front of one of those fake prison backgrounds on a visit or a handmade glitter poster asking her to marry him.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Haley is just so stoopid!!!

[Floatingbison]

They dropped her call. . . .completely,  . . . not just partially.

[Keywestclubkid]

Please DO NOT have another baby … for the love of all things good don’t do it 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Can someone please arrange an intervention for Haley?

Road trip! We need to go down there and talk some sense into her. And by "talk sense" I mean throw her into the trunk and take her to an isolated location, then introduce her to some nice guys who aren't scumbags doing time. 

Edited February 26, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Wow! That drawing must have cost a lot of cup of noodles from the commissary!

With the size of that, I would say 2 ramens and a pack of ciggies.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Road trip! We need to go down there and talk some sense into her. 

She's in Texas right? Swing by my house on your way there.

[Floatingbison]

She's going to have a little Jail Baby with Dalton??!!! Why, it's the perfect plan!! What could possibly go wrong?

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, candall said:

 

And now she's apologizing to him.  For fuck's sake.  She's too stupid to live.  Is there someone else around to raise Hendrix?

He has a father. We saw him in a previous episode. Hopefully, he isn't as dumb as Haley.

[WaltersHair]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Can someone please arrange an intervention for Haley?

How can the producers just stand there with straight faces????

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Road trip! We need to go down there and talk some sense into her. 

Yep, I'm in for the road trip/intervention/potential kidnapping.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Haley wants to be on the show next season. No one can be that stupid.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

She's going to have a little Jail Baby with Dalton??!!! Why, it's the perfect plan!! What could possibly go wrong?

She's going to pull a "Ximena!" (90 Day reference)

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Please DO NOT have another baby … for the love of all things good don’t do it 

I feel so sorry for poor little Joplin or whatever the hell his name is 

[goofygirl]

Oh goody. Gabby's gonna go into the prison and try to throw her weight around. REALLY??

I CANNOT WAIT for that little scamp to get the what-for from the FISHKILL prison!

And poor little Haley.  She's done.  She thinks Dalton THINKS about what he writes to her.  Uh, girlie; he's in prison, there's not that much to do!  Remember?

Edited February 26, 2022 by goofygirl

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

WAIT.  How did Dalton sneak back into Haley's good graces?  Was it just when he read her that "letter" over the phone.  Arrrrgggghhh.  <gnash gnash gnash>

And now she's apologizing to him.  For fuck's sake.  She's too stupid to live.  Is there someone else around to raise Hendrix?

And Lil Jimmy Page, and the twins Yngwie and Keith?

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Road trip!

I would want us all to wear matching yellow Hottie Duffel hoodies.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Was there ever any mention of Indie’s sperm donor?

[Ladystardust]

HE HAS NOTHING BUT TIME!!

[Gobi]

"Lick the crusties off my nipples."

I just vomited in my mouth.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Yep, I'm in for the road trip/intervention/potential kidnapping.

I’m calling shotgun.

[Keywestclubkid]

This woman is not mentally mature enough it’s a little bit frightening 

[LEILANI2]

Why is Max so weird, he's like Pat from SNL, whose arms don't swing when they walk.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Lick the crusties off my nipples."

I just vomited in my mouth.

I know!  I was trying to find the vomit emoji on my keyboard!!!

[candall]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Was there ever any mention of Indie’s sperm donor?

I don't know what this means.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m calling shotgun.

I hope we will have time to stop by Dr. Now's office in Houston.