90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

Narcolepsy?! I wonder if that’s why the house burnt halfway down 😩

[sainte-chapelle]

Did Jey,I even have Covid? Nope 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She was talking to another woman? Better go down there and marry her, quick!

[tvrox]

12 minutes ago, greekmom said:

ok. Now Gabriel has ruined it for me.

I get how ppl dont want kids. That's fine.

But then dont date a person with kids.

His attitude towards the kids is sucky

Do the kids know Gabriel is trans? 

[LEILANI2]

Red flag, red flag... a whole lotta red flags.

[greekmom]

so Jemyi didn't deny the woman after Kris showed the receipts?

So they are both cray cray?

[Gobi]

🎵Jeymi's crying🎶

[Zombness]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

So she has been sending money and then finds out about another woman?

Remember Mikey?   Same scenario here.

[Emmeline]

Narcolepsy, and she does security at a school!  

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Kris. Never mind the woman in Texas. She lied about having Covid and took your $$$. While you're sleeping she's going to steal your credit cards and buy herself some dainties. Then cry and beg your forgiveness when you get your bank statement. 

[greekmom]

The one dude on MILF manor look like a WISH version of Robert Pattinson's Edward?

Just now, Zombness said:

Remember Mikey?   Same scenario here.

that incel deserved it.

He lied as well

[Eldemarge]

Just now, greekmom said:

The one dude on MILF manor look like a WISH version of Robert Pattinson's Edward?

I get being interested in younger men but these 'men' are CHILDREN.

[Auntie Anxiety]

A few more snarky comments and we‘Ll be at 1000 pages. We’re such overachievers.

[SunnyBeBe]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I get being interested in younger men but these 'men' are CHILDREN.

I draw the line at 23.  

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

A few more snarky comments and we‘Ll be at 1000 pages. We’re such overachievers.

There's still 9 mins left.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh shit. Jeymi had skeletons too? Is this going to be a dramatic mess???? I think so. Jeymi left this part out of her ghosting story! Wowwww!

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, peeps, this two hours is FLYING by! What a nice change from our toilsome, exhausting slogs of last season. 

This is the most alert I’ve been in ages. Seriously, I had enough of the past slogs. It was so, SO long that I forgot about Libby singing Itsy Bitsy Spider like it was the new single on Adele’s 30!

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, ladies and gentlemen, looks like we have identified the Champion Trainwreck for this season. Kris and Jeymi and the Queens of Cray Cray. And I am here for it. 

[LEILANI2]

Why is Yohan with this retired woman who is killing his dream of moving to the US to support his family.

Take that giant peen and find a better sugar mama Yohan.

[Zombness]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

A few more snarky comments and we‘Ll be at 1000 pages. We’re such overachievers.

Yaaay  for us!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Page 1000, here I come!

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I get being interested in younger men but these 'men' are CHILDREN.

Who's mothers brought them on a show to hook up with other older women so they could be on TV.  

Some are barely out of high school.

[greekmom]

Don't forget to go suggest title threads on the couple's page.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

I vacuumed today. It takes about 15 minutes but it makes me feel like I actually accomplished something. The bar is very low.

[Hotel Snarker]

999 snarkers! If we end on 1000 it’ll be a miracle!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniele bursts Johan’s American dream in 3….2…..1

[LEILANI2]

Danielle/Yohan: I keep getting yeast infections but it's all worth it for a giant penis.

[mmecorday]

Quote

I vacuumed today. It takes about 15 minutes but it makes me feel like I actually accomplished something. The bar is very low.

I dirtied up a lot of dishes making dinner. I have been washing them during commercial breaks. 

[Zombness]

At least Danielle speaks Spanish.  

[kacesq]

Johan is not happy.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, mmecorday said:

I dirtied up a lot of dishes making dinner. I have been washing them during commercial breaks. 

Now that's what I call excellent time management.

[charmed1]

New York Dinyell looks like Desperately Seeking Susan.

Edited January 30, 2023 by charmed1

[greekmom]

If she had a work visa and she can get jobs at various hotels teaching yoga.

Not a bad gig and can work well for them money wise.

 

WE DID IT! 1000!!!!!

Edited January 30, 2023 by greekmom
we got to 1000

[Zombness]

Johan....forget about the green card.....

[mmecorday]

Does Daniele teach Spanish? Her Spanish is very good. 

WOOT! Page 1000!

Edited January 30, 2023 by mmecorday
Page 1000!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I guess it is too much to ask why they didn’t hash this out before getting married.🙄

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, greekmom said:

If she had a work visa and she can get jobs at various hotels teaching yoga.

Not a bad gig and can work well for them money wise.

Which is fine. But she should have told her HUSBAND that. She just wafts in and tells him what's what. That's not right. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I have been really careful with the term “gaslighting” because it seems to have become the new catch-all for being an asshole, but holy gaslight with Danielle swindling this dude.

[Eldemarge]

This lady just wants to pretend to be on vacation forever.  That's all this is.  She couldn't give two shits about what her husband wants.

[sainte-chapelle]

The DR is a tough country to live in, very high crime rate. They will be broke in a matter of months.

[greekmom]

Not that i am on her side but she has a point. If the guy doesn't learn English, he won't be able to get work in the States.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

If she had a work visa and she can get jobs at various hotels teaching yoga.

Not a bad gig and can work well for them money wise.

 

WE DID IT! 1000!!!!!

I'll bet that's never crossed her mind, but it's an excellent solution 

Congratulations all on the 1000 pages of snark!

[kacesq]

Daniel he can find another American woman who will take him to the states.

[Hotel Snarker]

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼1000🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Auntie Anxiety]

So it’s a zero sum game? NYC or the DR? 

[greekmom]

If Skipper 2.0 doesnt fall on a pile of crap when she falls off the donkey it will be a missed opportunity. 

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I have been really careful with the term “gaslighting” because it seems to have become the new catch-all for being an asshole, but holy gaslight with Danielle swindling this dude.

I too will avoid terming her a narcissist then, another new catchall phrase that alas fits this spoiled rotten self centered lady.

[Hotel Snarker]

Is she actually trying to make this man believe that speaking Spanish he won't be able to get a job in NYC?

[CrazyInAlabama]

Daniele is crushing his hopes.    Now the real Daniele comes out, she's not looking very reasonable is she?

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy shit..the old lady in her southern belle outfit riding a donkey. That is everything

[mmecorday]

So we have to wait until next week to meet the Great Value Tilda Swinton.