90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Straycat80]

So in other words she does not love you Mike. Go home. She only wants money for her boob job. 

[TazDevil]

Ximena is hoping it makes Mike feel like writing bigger checks to secure her love.

[Auntie Anxiety]

XXXimena looks so hard and coarse. Mike, find a nice woman who may not be espicy but has a good heart.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Why must this giant ugly tree talk so loudly and in such an affected manner? It’s such an American stereotype, I am filled with cringe. Speak in normal tones, asshat. “Ice cream Is! My! Favorite!” It’s like he utters every sentence in the manner of a magician prefacing a trick. 

[Trackdawg]

23 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

It’s the only interesting thing about him

[OneGuy]

Just now, magemaud said:

Ben's questions to Mahogany's friends sound like he's the Emcee of the interview portion of a beauty contest

Ben will take Shaun's place at the tell-all at this rate.

[Eldemarge]

I can't stop looking at the shaved shoulders/uppers arms regrowth in that tank top and it is so distracting!

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike, bro. Go home. Pick up your luggage and those shoes covered in dog shit and fly home.

[Frozendiva]

Ximena, you only cared about Mike's wallet and took advantage of him. Once you met him, er, um, no thanks.

[emergency ring]

mike, here is a tip: pay for her boobas 

[TMI]

Mike needs to pack his bags and head for the airport right away.

[Trackdawg]

Just now, Mrs. Landingham said:

Why must this giant ugly tree talk so loudly and in such an affected manner? It’s such an American stereotype, I am filled with cringe. Speak in normal tones, asshat. “Ice cream Is! My! Favorite!” It’s like he utters every sentence in the manner of a magician prefacing a trick. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

So, how much verbal abuse and insults must Mike endure? Go home, pal. 

[greekmom]

I hate both of these people.

Almost want them to get married so they are both miserable with eachother.

Ximena would be cheating on Mike with jailbird men.

Mike would be with holding money for cosmetic surgeries.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

“We were planning a family together.” You didn’t know how old she was, she didn’t consider you her boyfriend, and she didn’t want you to fly in in the first place.

He means he and Jesus planned it. 

Just now, Mrs. Landingham said:

Why must this giant ugly tree talk so loudly and in such an affected manner? It’s such an American stereotype, I am filled with cringe. Speak in normal tones, asshat. “Ice cream Is! My! Favorite!” It’s like he utters every sentence in the manner of a magician prefacing a trick. 

Between him and Memphis, the cringe is EPIC.

[magemaud]

21 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Ohhh will they make chicken feet…please say yes

did you see the Pigs' feet incident in the bonus scene last week? 

[Frozendiva]

Mike, find a hotel room and leave the apartment. And rebook a flight home.

[ExMathMajor]

Ximena, you didn't have any doubts about Mike's ability to pay for your boobs, did you?

I'm not liking either one of these two right now.

[Mr. Miner]

Psoriasis is now repulsed by Mike.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ximena is trashy. She lied …constantly. I remember when Alla got shit on for telling the guy ( I forget his name) she wasn’t in love but that was day One and she never hit him up for cash. Her priority was her son, all her cash and attention went to him. Ximena doesn’t give a shit about her kids…she wants fake boobs and a cartel boyfriend 

Edited March 7, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[TMI]

Mike....she does not need any more bucks from you....so she does not need to pretend anymore.

[LennieBriscoe]

11 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I wouldn't be pursuing a 22 year old guy at my age.

Nor I! I'm 72! Good thing Austin Butler is 30.

😈

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Ximena is hoping it makes Mike feel like writing bigger checks to secure her love.

It sounds like she found a bigger sucker or the boyfriend got out of jail. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Ben will take Shaun's place at the tell-all at this rate.

Shaun better watch her back, I'm just sayin.

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

So in other words she does not love you Mike. Go home. She only wants money for her boob job. 

She can love only if she has a nice new rack over her heart.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

did you see the Pigs' feet incident in the bonus scene last week? 

Noooo i was thinking about Pedro and Chantel…do tell *munches popcorn *

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

XXXimena looks so hard and coarse. Mike, find a nice woman who may not be espicy but has a good heart.

After seeing his soshul media history, I’d say he’s getting what he deserves….

[Suzywriter]

Is Gino a billiionaire? 

[tvrox]

Hi everyone!! Need your snark today. 

[mmecorday]

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Psoriasis is now repulsed by Mike.

But only if it's moderate to severe.

[Mrs. Landingham]

8 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh god I hate Bell’s palsy syphilis Damian Lewis…he is such a dirty old man buying these girls ice cream. There is no need for the translator they all speak perfect English

I am dying!

[Hotel Snarker]

Ben is joining the “useless apparatus” club with Mike.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, head on over to Life After Lockup. You’d have your pick of female inmates.

[emergency ring]

im watching through TLC Go and it just died on me.... 😭 good thing i have discovery+, but i want to snark in real time with you all!!!! im so sad!!!!

[charmed1]

After reading his past social media posts, I don’t feel the least bit sorry for this beady-eyed, shit-carrying, inbred, incel. I’m rooting for Ximena to scam him for every penny his little Velcro wallet can hold.

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He means he and Jesus planned it. 

Between him and Memphis, the cringe is EPIC.

At least Memphis got 5 secs of sex. 

[Gobi]

Just now, mmecorday said:

But only if it's moderate to severe.

Heartbreaking.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

So, how much verbal abuse and insults must Mike endure? Go home, pal. 

Not just that, the  bed in the other room to sleep in, is a kid's bed. He looks like he just turned 10 sitting on that bed.

[LennieBriscoe]

8 minutes ago, magemaud said:

did you see the Pigs' feet incident in the bonus scene last week? 

I missed that, but jarred pickled pigs' feet are a snack in these Pennsylvania Dutch parts. Say vunst naw, yo.  

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

After seeing his soshul media history, I’d say he’s getting what he deserves….

Yeah, I agree. 

Spoiler

Old social media posts of his surfaced where he was caught saying the N word and telling President Obama to "go back and be president in Kenya". Fire him, TLC.

 

Edited March 7, 2022 by Hotel Snarker

[Tuneful]

Stop being holier-than-thou, Ben. You've concealed stuff from Mahogany. Like the info out there that you had a second marriage you didn't tell her about. Someone else you met on an "international dating site"? Also, you're a stalker. She told you NOT TO COME, and you didn't listen. And it's unethical to sit in someone's restaurant for hours and consume only tap water. It's not a library or a bus station. It's not the lobby of your hotel. 

He acted like he was such a Big Man to buy those ladies an ice cream cone. He should have taken them to lunch. 

Edited March 7, 2022 by Tuneful

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ooooh, I haven’t read the stuff on Mike’s social media. Sounds bad.

[Frozendiva]

Who asked these folks to have 14 kids?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

After seeing his soshul media history, I’d say he’s getting what he deserves….

Oooooh, spill! Is there info in the couples thread??

[firefly]

25 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

28 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

 

Or the guy who runs the Tilt-A-Whirl. You know the one. He's got one leg shorter than the other and a squint, with a Camel hanging out of the corner of his mouth and a creepy grin

I have a theory about carnival workers. Every time they get another tattoo they lose a tooth.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Yeah, I agree. 

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Old social media posts of his surfaced where he was caught saying the N word and telling President Obama to "go back and be president in Kenya". Fire him, TLC.

 

Agreed.

He shouldn't be on another 90 day series.

[TazDevil]

PrEd does not deserve love.

I hate that I'm going to watch that show.  But I'll watch...

[Frozendiva]

There is an article on Soapdirt that says Ed and Liz may be splitsville. No confirmation on anything anywhere else, so it's probably wrong.

[tvrox]

35 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Hi everyone! Just read a series of tweets about feral pigs in the area that are becoming a problem.

Angela? LOL. 

[Armchair Critic]

9 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I wouldn't be pursuing a 22 year old guy at my age.

I am too tired and lazy to try to impress a youngster. 😂 Did you try that Coke Starlight you were asking about? I thought it tasted kind of like a graham cracker.