90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Hi, Ben. My name is Chris Hansen."

“Sientate”

[Angry Moldovan]

Wonky is just revolting and I love it

[RichiesOlderBro]

No sexy time for Ben tonight. 

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, TMI said:

oh no ...ben and woodgirl....

 

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Hi, Ben. My name is Chris Hansen."

 

3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Old OneEye is going to schmooze the parents?? REALLY?

 

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ben is still wearing his skin tight shirt. And I still remain unimpressed. And that is not her home. It’s a rental.

 

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Ben: "There's a huge age gap.  There's a language barrier I have to overcome.  There's a morality barrier I have to overcome with God's help."

 

3 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

So, when do they harvest Ben’s organs?

 

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Goddamn, Ben is almost 30 years older than Mahogany!

[For Cereals]

What was Mahogany’s loan for?  Why not ask her that.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Ben’s distracted. He’s trying to think of a way to take his shirt off naturally when he meets her parents.

HAHAHAHA help I am dead. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ben, it’s all a stage set. Just go with it.

[Hotel Snarker]

“I don’t want to accuse her or judge her, so I’ll wait to do it on international TV.”

[mmecorday]

Mahogany's parents will be played by Sophia Vergara and Javier Bardem.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Wait, Wonky Eye realizes it’s an Airbnb?  

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Ben’s distracted. He’s trying to think of a way to take his shirt off naturally when he meets her parents.

 

and doing a pec flex...that's his go to move.

[LennieBriscoe]

Look in the closet, Ben. Mahogany has borrowed  her boyfriend's apartment! 

[OneGuy]

I can't even imagine meeting the parents of my gf who is 30 years my junior.  

[LEILANI2]

Mahogney is a terrible actress, they just grabbed anyone off the street willing to do it for $20 bucks and owned a trench.

[Pepper Mostly]

I bet these two aren't her parents either. They're some people she found at the mall and paid twenty bucks and a Starbucks card. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

22 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Ok. Please can anyone explain to me why Asian Fetish girl Ella just can't go to Johnny directly instead of Dubai?

In for a penny, in for a pound.

The Covid travel restrictions.   She can't go to China, but Dubai was still allowing people with restrictions, and when Johnny goes back to China I think he would have more quarantine time.

So Mahogany is living in an Airbnb, and Ben can't figure out that her real apartment wouldn't have used bunk beds?     

Seeing Mike in that tank top is making me nauseous.     

And the 1,000 Lb Best Friends preview is too. 

Edited February 28, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[greekmom]

Mike if a girl calls you weird.... cut your losses

[Grifter Lives]

Ben is having a crisis of faith.  He doesn't know if he can trust her, even though it's God's command that they be together.

[TazDevil]

Are they going to make us wait until 9:55 to meet the actors playing "Mahogany's" "parents"??

[goofygirl]

I think Mahogany AND her parents just want this weirdass American old man to not have any IDEA where they actually live.  Just in case.

[Baltimore Betty]

4 minutes ago, endure said:

Really, he didn't even attempt to get a better deal lol

Did he even get the right size?

[Frozendiva]

I'd probably get a rental in case things go south with a strange dude. At least he wouldn't find me at my real place.

[LEILANI2]

She doesn't like you Mikey, pack your bags and go home.

[sainte-chapelle]

Here comes female Tim Curry with her crown of dirt

[endure]

Yep you're good Ben, with your sparkle fake tan, your suit jacket buttoned up with your t-shirt underneath, looking youthful, smart & cool too 👍🏻👍🏻

[tvrox]

44 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

OMG, just get one good fucking pen, Gino.

What is he writing?!? 

[SunnyBeBe]

When you go all that way….you might as well buy it all…..suck it up and accept any available crumbs………it’s all gravy Ben. 

[ExMathMajor]

Huh, Ben. Maybe you do have more than one brain cell working in your head...

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I bet these two aren't her parents either. They're some people she found at the mall and paid twenty bucks and a Starbucks card. 

Central casting.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I'd probably get a rental in case things go south with a strange dude. At least he wouldn't find me at my real place.

Yea I would do the same…I wouldn’t want him knowing my real address

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Wait, Wonky Eye realizes it’s an Airbnb?  

He probably found it in his own searching of AirBnB when he was game-planning his stalking of "Mahogany" when she didn't show in Lima.

[magemaud]

12 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

The two months' salary cost of the ring does matter, dum dum.

and when you're unemployed, two times nothing is still nothing

[Floatingbison]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Here comes female Tim Curry with her crown of dirt

now I'm singing Just a sweet transvestite. . . . 

that'll be stuck in my head for two hours...

[Armchair Critic]

Kimbaaaly is so happy after getting some 

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Ben is having a crisis of faith.  He doesn't know if he can trust her, even though it's God's command that they be together.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Here comes female Tim Curry with her crown of dirt

Oh come on.  Tim Curry was much better looking in his prime.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Ben is having a crisis of faith.  He doesn't know if he can trust her, even though it's God's command that they be together.

And now he's being sorely tested because it seems Mahogany could stand to lose a few pounds. (Not fat shaming! She's lovely. But through a Ben lens? She's not the swimsuit model he was envisioning).

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I'd probably get a rental in case things go south with a strange dude. At least he wouldn't find me at my real place.

I'm surprised Ben actually caught onto how fake that apartment was. 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Central casting.

Peruvian Actors Guild

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ximena tells Mike that her pussy WiFi isn’t going to be turned on since he didn’t pay the bill. I called it four pages ago.

[charmed1]

Just now, TazDevil said:

Are they going to make us wait until 9:55 to meet the actors playing "Mahogany's" "parents"??

Surprise. It’s Sumit’s parents. 

[magemaud]

Gino could have gotten an engagement ring on House of 11's website! 

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

What is he writing?!? 

Tracking every penny that he's spending on the trip.

And the number of times he got the beej!!

[Doublemint]

No sex for Mike since he arrived?   Now he's bringing the topic up and she calls him "weird".  Go home Mikey.   Your Brother is gonna call you by your new nickname, "Fredo".

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Oh come on.  Tim Curry was much better looking in his prime.

As a man yes…as a woman…not so much 

[greekmom]

Please do not have him give her a promise ring.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Usman is sleeping off the sedative he had to take after Kimbelly mauled him.

[Suzywriter]

It's an Air B&B.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Surprise. It’s Sumit’s parents. 

I am laughing so fucking hard at this.

[OneGuy]

Kim has that model-on-a-runway walk down.