90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Bees52]

Oh... it's Ben, cue the American rock muzak.

[OneGuy]

You think you'll be traveling to peru to meet your "girlfriend" Mahogany for the very first time.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ximena and Mike are both nasty, just in different ways.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm going to cut Ximena some slack here. Yes, of course living with a dangerous criminal is not very salubrious. BUT that doesn't mean she has to be tremblingly grateful for some burping, farting boor who leaves his clothes everywhere and is stinky. She appears to be a practical girl who knows what side her bread is buttered on. But dear god, who wouldn't be put off by a guy like Mike? Yikes. 

I want to go right upside his Oblio head. He needs a dog named Arrow. 

[charmed1]

Oh, the ex-Fundie douche. Not to be confused with Connecticut douche.

[Frozendiva]

Ben, would you feel the spiritual connection with Mahogany if she was plain, maybe overweight. etc.? And you are waiting for marriage?

[CrazyInAlabama]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

That episode slayed me…on par with the gas station episode. I always forget these peoples names.

Lacey is the Sharon and Ricky dumped her at the gas station episode.   This weeks poundticipant was Dolly, and her mom, and her ex boyfriend/husband or whatever he was, and then her homeless boyfriend Phillip.    And don't forget Margaret. 

[Pepper Mostly]

This guy is a CREEP. I am actively heaving. 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ben is a douchebag. Need I say more?

He is so foul.  I wish him all the worst.

[mmecorday]

"The best sex is worth waiting for."

Memphis is still waiting.

[Wollstonecraft]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

It is only 8:52!   Gaaaa

TLC is like being in suspended animation. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ben’s wife hopes Ben gets an STD from Spruce Cherry Birch Mahogany.

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I have never heard my hubby pass gas.  Ever. 

[Straycat80]

Ben, this fool, he’s going to be cat fished. But this could be another David situation. 

[magemaud]

Ben’s skin looks like raw meat 

[TMI]

Ben is going to wait along time for sex with MahogaKnee.

Madly in love at 3 months because they had such a spiritual relationship!

UGH

[greekmom]

I am soooo hoping that Ben goes around to different places looking for Mahogany ala David.

[Pepper Mostly]

Your kids weren't "shocked". They were repulsed. 

[TazDevil]

Well this is a first.  An American packing for a trip to see his South American girlfriend and NOT packing condoms or sex toys.

[Baltimore Betty]

Old Abs Guy wears a suit to travel to Peru?

 

[tvrox]

44 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

Jasmine wears the dress Gino DIDNT choose, ha! He STILL wants to procreate with this crazeee biyotch? SMH

Who buckles her shoes when Gino’s not around??

A man to buckle my shoes, zip up my dress would be helpful...

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I have never heard my hubby pass gas.  Ever. 

I get the most judgement from my younger dog when he’s the one who does it!  It’s really funny if it’s loud and he scares himself and runs away.  Does not get old.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ben, take yourself and your lazy eyelid and go fuck yourself.

[Hotel Snarker]

I so wish Ben's son Elijah had been swapped out with "that bitch" Elijah right now.

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I have never heard my hubby pass gas.  Ever. 

In my longest relationship (ten years) we were letting er rip at will by the 9th year. Silent but deadly? Go someplace private. Loud and tooty? Eh go ahead with a polite apology. It started when I accidentally pooted on him while rearranging my legs on his lap and we laughed for an hour 🤣

[Scout Finch]

Mahogany is so fake that she should be called Plywood.

[Gobi]

"I value your opinion, but I know that Jesus wants me to tap that ass!"

[Suzywriter]

10 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Gotta love the whimsical music that played during the montage of Mike being gross.

If he was gross often enough to make a montage, just imagine what this troll's actual record is like. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, the son is....unfortunate looking. 

[Suzywriter]

Ben looks like he had a face lift. He looks perpetually startled. 

[Toodleoo]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

More plants die from overwatering than ANY OTHER REASON. Stick your finger in the soil, don't water until its dry in inch down. Less is more. You'll be fine. 

Or get a snake plant! You can literally ignore it for weeks and it will survive out of spite.

[For Cereals]

Is it a short flight?  Why wear the suit?  Why not do a Darcey and change when you get there?

[sainte-chapelle]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm going to cut Ximena some slack here. Yes, of course living with a dangerous criminal is not very salubrious. BUT that doesn't mean she has to be tremblingly grateful for some burping, farting boor who leaves his clothes everywhere and is stinky. She appears to be a practical girl who knows what side her bread is buttered on. But dear god, who wouldn't be put off by a guy like Mike? Yikes. 

I get it ( he is gross and it’s not cool) but she is pretty gross herself.  Unprotected prison sex is disgusting. I think she is just pissed that he seems to be questioning things after the hit man reveal. She is boorish and is pointing out his flaws to make herself look better. 

Edited January 24, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[charmed1]

It’s MaNhogany.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ben grosses me out. His ex wife is a gem and kept it straight to the point for the cameras.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ben believes he “deserves” a lot, doesn’t he?

[Mrs. Hanson]

Just now, For Cereals said:

I get the most judgement from my younger dog when he’s the one who does it!  It’s really funny if it’s loud and he scares himself and runs away.  Does not get old.

He does, at home, relish in burping in the loudest way possible as it cracks me up

 

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ben, take yourself and your lazy eyelid and go fuck yourself.

That wouldn't be good sex since he wouldn't have to wait.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ben, take yourself and your lazy eyelid and go fuck yourself.

I suspect his underground plastic surgeon missed a nerve or two.

[TazDevil]

ew.... he has a sty on his big eye!

[mmecorday]

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Mahogany is so fake that she should be called Plywood.

[Toodleoo]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ben’s wife hopes Ben gets an STD from Spruce Cherry Birch Mahogany.

 

More like an STreeD amiright??

[greekmom]

hahahahaha

her dad.

Sure.

[Trackdawg]

8 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

And now... onto Mahogany.  Is that her REAL name?  Or was it Palmetto or Palm and she thought the wood was prettier??

 

6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

It's what the Nigerian translator app said meant 'great beauty', and the call center supervisor approved it. 

 

3 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Oh... it's Ben, cue the American rock muzak.

 

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

You think you'll be traveling to peru to meet your "girlfriend" Mahogany for the very first time.

 

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Ben, this fool, he’s going to be cat fished. But this could be another David situation. 

 

2 minutes ago, TMI said:

Ben is going to wait along time for sex with MahogaKnee.

 

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I am soooo hoping that Ben goes around to different places looking for Mahogany ala David.

[goofygirl]

Uh oh, Benny.... God is trying to tell you something ELSE that you may not want to hear!  Sir, you are a moron.

Well, hell.  Just go ahead and go you dumbass.  Have fun in Peru all by yourself.  Maybe you can meet some woman named.... Pam.

Edited January 24, 2022 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

Williams Mahogany’s father doesnt trust Ben’s intentions. Yeah, okay, I’m convinced.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Is it a short flight?  Why wear the suit?  Why not do a Darcey and change when you get there?

Maybe he's trying to score a free upgrade.

[Wollstonecraft]

Shades of David, yep.

[Hotel Snarker]

What do a 24 and 52 year old have in common, other than God's will? Like, really.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, TazDevil said:

ew.... he has a sty on his big eye!

You forced me to look!