90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

 Believe it or not that’s the fabulous Etta James.

I LOOOOOVE that version! Etta is the QUEEN of vocal snark. 

[magemaud]

I cringe when I hear Gino’s nasal “a” sounds like in Jasmine and Panama. 

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Panama!

I am dead. This is why Im here every Sunday night.

[TazDevil]

Gino's going to have to show Jasmine the people in the seats* next to him to get permission to speak to them.

 

* because you know he's sitting in a middle seat

[Frozendiva]

She may not find the laughing hyena amusing.

[Hotel Snarker]

Send her pics of everyone on the plane.

[greekmom]

Who's my beautiful gringo?!?!?

Puke

[Suzywriter]

10 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Bless you, I live in Salem, MA! Can't swing a cat around here without hitting a Wiccan or a person who has a mystic path. My son's roommate is a witch. I still have and use the Tarot deck I bought in 1975. No shame here!

That's my girl!

[Emmeline]

51 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Lenny Kravitz does not age. That is all. 

I have to laugh at him doing an ad for mens cologne.  He is  notorious for having terrible hygiene and body odor.  
 

Oh jeez, the uncle crying over Gino is killing me.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m 100% sure that Jasmine has no other men paying her way.

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Gino brushes his teeth with his baseball cap on. Oy.

Like we don't know he is bald and cannot picture what bald looks like.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Poor uncle. Damnit, Gino for making him cry with your wretched stupidity. 

[rideashire]

I could have gone my whole life without hearing someone say "I'm gonna make love to you like two wet animals." and been perfectly happy.

[Grifter Lives]

5 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Isn't she 34?  She's old enough to know better than to do this.

I think that she wants to be married, because she fears that she's running out of time.  She said that she had a lot of relationships, but none for the past 3-4 years.  She has an air of desperation.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Dear Sharp, 

Please no more hideous scenes of people brushing their teeth. The exaggerated sound effects make me want to peel the skin off my face.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Landingham  

Co sign. Angry M 

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Panama!

Van Halen shall not be brought into this mess in any single way. How DARE you, @mmecorday!

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

How would you like to be seated next to Gino on the plane?

If he offers you a mint, don't take it, is all I'm saying.

[sainte-chapelle]

We had a wind storm here and my power is still iffy

[Toodleoo]

OMG a weeaboo woman? HAHAHHAHA

[charmed1]

Uncle Marco knows Gino isn’t so swift. He was serious about worrying that his nephew was going to be robbed and assaulted.

[Bees52]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

How would you like to be seated next to Gino on the plane?

If he doesn't talk, or giggle, it might be ok. But he's probably that type that tells his life story to complete captive strangers.....

[sainte-chapelle]

Nooo king fu lady is weird 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim turns into Usman’s stage mother a la Stacey and Wolfman.

[Mr. Miner]

Kim looks like she had the roughest flight ever.

[Hotel Snarker]

Make love like two wet animals!

Does ... Does that one man fart a lot?

"We have Jesus in common"? Oh wow. Oh WOW.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Beanie Guy actually said “you’re smaller than I thought”? 

You guys, I’m so grateful you’re here with me so we can collectively snark. I can’t cope on my own.

[mmecorday]

This season looks like gold. Gold, Jerry! Gold!

See you next week, my lovelies!

[sainte-chapelle]

Of course new age beanie comments about her size

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Lordy, Kim's begging Usman for sex. 

[greekmom]

well folks, till next week.

I can't wait to see if the Jesus guy is another Ceaser.

[Toodleoo]

Hey I’ma start a GoFundMe to buy Kim some introspection. Who’s with me?

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Insecure?

Yeah, i am curious at her situation as well.

There has to be a reason why she can't keep a man. I wonder if it's because she expects the romantic stuff 24/7?!?!

Smart, pretty, nice, accomplished, overcame harsh circumstances? In the US, that's the kiss of death. I can't get a date to save my life, and I'm flipping adorable. It pisses American men off when we had to do it all...like we wanted to!

[Gobi]

This season will be a smorgasbord of snarkables.

Till next time.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Toodleoo said:

Hey I’ma start a GoFundMe to buy Kim some introspection. Who’s with me?

On it!

[Angry Moldovan]

I’m so glad to have you guys and this show on Sunday nights. You had me at Mahammit xx

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Make love like two wet animals!

Does ... Does that one man fart a lot?

"We have Jesus in common"? Oh wow. Oh WOW.

any one of these would make a great meme.

[CrazyInAlabama]

I find the guy that said he has Jesus in common with the woman in Peru scary.    Maybe he should be named Pole 3.0?

Edited December 13, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[OneGuy]

Goodnight all.  I'll see some of you tomorrow night.  I need to go put on a cap and brush my teeth. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Any 90Day Fiance without Corey and Evelin is a win, as far as I’m concerned. Have a super duper week, my snarkalicious friends. Stay strong, be safe and live your best life.

[TazDevil]

This season looks trashtastic and I am here for it!!

Great snark everyone!!  Have a great night!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, peeps, thanks for all the laughs! See you tomorrow night if you're a glutton for punishment. Take care of yourselves, stay safe, and get boosted! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok sending private pics around is never ok….ewwww it’s Kody…they are still talking about the tucking treeline 3 years later…zzzz…goodnight all!

[Floatingbison]

OMG, I'm worn out like a dish rag that has never been washed on gentle tumble dry!   This season is gonna be off the effing hook! So mach funny.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Of course new age beanie comments about her size

I can only hope that she comments about HIS size.🍆

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright, well this season will be so mach fun to watch! I cannot wait to snark with you all next week, the last week before I head to California to visit my uncle for Christmas! It's gonna be a wild ride of a season, and I will see you next week right in the same spot for Part Deux of this B90 shitshow! See some of you all around the forums! For now, have a great night! Peace out.

[Doublemint]

Good night all - it looks like a good season with great snark potential.   Have a great week!

[Floatingbison]

I want to announce that we're adopting a second Cabo doggie. . . . pics soon.   

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

OMG, I'm worn out like a dish rag that has never been washed on gentle tumble dry!   This season is gonna be off the effing hook! So mach funny.

You literally just reminded me to put my wash in the dryer.

Good night, all!  Thank you for being my moral support as I watch these sad, sad people.

[Toodleoo]

Have a monumentally awesome week, everybody!

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I want to announce that we're adopting a second Cabo doggie. . . . pics soon.   

Congrats! Cannot wait to see him! Bet he will be a cutie!