90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope these two crazy kids can make a go of it.

He doesn’t want to be bothered with her kids iirc…so I’m being cautious…

[Suzywriter]

Wow, Gabriel had some major skin grafts.

[tvrox]

38 minutes ago, judylo said:

Hi all! I need some snark to distract myself tonight. I just tested positive fot Covid today! And I haven’t left the house in over a week!

Feel better soon :)

[Hotel Snarker]

Look how many strainers there are behind Jen’s head in her family’s kitchen.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, that's right. Danielle has a ten step skin care routine. Wait till she finds out what it will cost to have that shit shipped to the DR. I'm chortling with glee over here. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

We saw Nicole’s sewing machine, too. It must be a theme tonight 

I arrived late. I must see and critique these sewing machines. Are they Walmart plastic gear junk, magical vintage machines that will last until the planets burn out, or dealer-generated precision machines? 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Carmen and her daughter = Lorelei and Rory

Except Rory is a raging narcissistic asshole.

[Frozendiva]

Connectivity issues.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Look how many strainers there are behind Jen’s head in her family’s kitchen.

Where is her sewing machine? 

[tvrox]

37 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My unicorn onesie is at the dry cleaner.

What about your plane tutu? 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Connectivity issues.

Same here

[Gobi]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Same here

No love connection?

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

My mom had an orange one just like this. I can “hear” the snaps on it. 

Mine was green. Remember the little key that came with it? 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Gobi said:

No love connection?

Zied is my lurve connection 😍

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Except Rory is a raging narcissistic asshole.

yeah but i gotta know who the baby daddy is.  Im thinking its Logan's

[sainte-chapelle]

I like Gabe and Carmen but I think they are looking for different things.

[Hotel Snarker]

What does Danielle have that Dinyell does not?

[Doublemint]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm now picturing you in a neat suit, with a hat and white gloves and a pair of spectator pumps. Like Rosalind Russell. Running for a train with your neat little train case in hand. 

That's more interesting than the current show.   Which character do you picture?  Blondie married to an Egyptian, Jen going to India, or Southern Belle with the onesie fetish?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

No love connection?

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[Gobi]

She can double date with Jenny and Summit.

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys I need to see Lady Antebellum fall off the donkey

[kacesq]

Well at least this family didn’t rent an Airbnb for filming…

[Hotel Snarker]

So this would make Stacey’s what? Second or third wedding to the same man?

[tvrox]

40 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I've got some birthday cake - today's the day - I'm an Aquarian.

Happy birthday!! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Finally got it! Jen looks like Brandi Granville(?) before all the plastic surgery.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys I need to see Lady Antebellum fall off the donkey

wish versions of Carol Baskins or Tabitha from Passions???

[magemaud]

Jen’s vocal frrrrrrrry. My ears are bleeding 

[Doublemint]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

So this would make Stacey’s what? Second or third wedding to the same man?

She's setting a trap - there's no escape!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

That's more interesting than the current show.   Which character do you picture?  Blondie married to an Egyptian, Jen going to India, or Southern Belle with the onesie fetish?

That was my vision of our own @Suzywriter, with her lust for an American Tourister train case. 

 

[mmecorday]

She better remember to pick up one of those lanyards to protect her from getting COVID while she's in India. 

[Hotel Snarker]

This whole family is like if you take too much Xanax.

Jen’s brother = Patrick’s brother Jaaaaahhhhhn from Bawstin with a Tim accent

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

So this would make Stacey’s what? Second or third wedding to the same man?

Jesus please make it stop

[endure]

Sorry I'm late again and way behind..... so Rainbow Brite has narcolepsy? I must have missed that before.  Maybe that explains why I thought she seemed a bit drugged

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

She can double date with Jenny and Summit.

Well, they're using their same plot. 

Bet he's married and his mother will wail and threaten to hurl herself out a window.

[Angry Moldovan]

I love how skeptical her family is.

[Maybeitsme]

Where have I heard this story before 🤔

[Shelbie]

Jen’s brother looks like he thinks his sister is a complete idiot.

[bref]

Ugh, what is going on tonight? I don't hate Jen's family either! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that I bet Jen and Mr. Hair haven’t discussed children.

[greekmom]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, they're using their same plot. 

Bet he's married and his mother will wail and threaten to hurl herself out a window.

I want to see Mother and Father Rishi

[Suzywriter]

Jen's mom has me ready to go to india to find love. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

Jen, going to India to meet her beloved, Rishi,  and his family doesn't know about the engagement?   He also can't come to the U.S., but is it really because of his family situation, or he just can't come here?     His family wants him to marry another Indian, and not an arranged marriage?   So, Jen's mother is OK with this, but the sister isn't?  I'm on the sister's side in this. 

Edited February 6, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama

[Pepper Mostly]

And no one has talked to her about this, (you know, sassily and with no filter), until the night before she leaves? 

 

[CSunshine76]

Omg I hope we get another Mother Sumit!

[Gobi]

Time for Jen to start flossing her nostrils.

[SunnyBeBe]

Oh man…she didn’t learn anything from Jenny and Summit.  

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, they're using their same plot. 

Bet he's married and his mother will wail and threaten to hurl herself out a window.

Along with an age gap..  I forget their ages but I think she is older.

[mmecorday]

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She can double date with Jenny and Summit.

I don't think Jen speaks Chicken. 

[Frozendiva]

Jen’s family is asking the right questions.

Jen, you need to meet Mama Sumit.

[Doublemint]

Oooooh  we've got a younger version of Jennie - He'll never marry you Jen II, & maybe his family will find a cute match (or not).  I'm here for it!