90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Bar patrons? 

They are interviewing bar patrons? 

Where is Central Casting?

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Sales bro wants us to think that door-to-door security alarm sales pays 1k a day.  30k a month.  TOTALLY.  TOTALLY TRUE, BRO.

I wonder if he gets commission from the monthly subscription fees?

Oh, we have another Jasmine here..."you can't work with women".

Edited May 9, 2022 by Suzywriter

[charmed1]

Steroid guy has such an interesting face. It’s like all his features are pinched in the middle of his face. He kind of looks like Wooly Willy.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Patrick gives major douche vibes. I hope I’m wrong.

Oh honey. You're not wrong. I live here. Guys like Patrick are a dime a dozen. He may not have the accent but he's a Boston bro through and through. 

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Sales bro wants us to think that door-to-door security alarm sales pays 1k a day.  30k a month.  TOTALLY.  TOTALLY TRUE, BRO.

Well, he has a little "supplements"  business too. You know, on the side. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Having your location on so your spouse in a different country can know where you are is some Angela shit.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Chloe Dog said:

I betcha it's a front for what he's REALLY selling.

Correct.  Do door alarms really come in a syringe?

[tvrox]

57 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

@JennyMominFL, what day was yours? Mine was the 3rd.

 

Happy belated @Suzywriter

[CrazyInAlabama]

11 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Uh oh. Here we go. Bibi's going to looks for his son. Wait until Ariola finds out about this

I hate that they will make a storyline out of a kid who probably doesn't even remember Bini.  I hope the kids at school don't throw that in his face.   

Miona and Jabri certainly don't need to try out for Top Chef.     The poor parents look like they're rethinking wanting them to cook.   Actually, I think the parents are rethinking everything about now.  I wonder if Miona's tummy baring tops will last through the South Dakota winter?    How do you screw up Chicken Alfredo?   Apparently it was just a frozen meal anyway.   When you have to throw hot sauce on it, then it's bad.  

Edited May 9, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Chloe Dog said:

I betcha it's a front for what he's REALLY selling.

Like contraband? Something that makes your muscles grow?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I wonder if he gets commission from the monthly subscription fees?

He probably confuses gross & net.  
 

A sale may be $1,000 - but he get $200 from the sale. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

The Muy Espicy Latina is a major Sharp trope.

I'm taking notes for the next iteration of the Bingo Card. 

[LEILANI2]

8 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

They could star in a spin-off called People I couldn’t Care Less About.

There's already a show for that; 90 DAY DIARIES

Edited May 9, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Mindthinkr]

A family that goes to the bar together is thicker than the foam in their beers. 

[TazDevil]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

Miona and Jabri certainly don't need to try out for Top Chef.     The poor parents look like they're rethinking wanting them to cook.   Actually, I think the parents are rethinking everything about now. 

Probably all part of Jibri's plan.  They make a really bad, diarrhea-inducing first meal and then the parents say they never have to do it again.

[tvrox]

58 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

These two better get jobs, they are both very high maintenance and want nice things. 

What, you don't think Serbian metal bands can make a lot of money? 

[GrammyPammy]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Miona and Jabri certainly don't need to try out for Top Chef.     The poor parents look like they're rethinking wanting them to cook. 

I’m pretty sure that was the plan…

[Doublemint]

Well, who wouda thought that Chicken Alfredo  they made would be bad?   Curious what food they come up with next?   Otherwise they are boring.....

[Shelbie]

All people should run far away from psychotic jealousy. You put trackers on pets for their safety not on humans.

[goofygirl]

19 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I made my first fancy meal at age 12; cornish game hens with stuffing, artichokes with hollandaise sauce, steamed potatoes, buttered biscuits and pears baked in cheese for desert. No help, no premade anything. I used the Joy of Cooking for all of the recipes.

Twelve. 

These morons can't bake a chicken, bake some potatoes and steam some broccoli?

I'm kinda curious what they're planning to do with that watermelon!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

So the Derricos are going to use Granny’s lung cancer relapse for the finale. Klassy.

[greekmom]

Actually it's pretty smart of them to screw up dinner.

Then they won't have to cook for the parents again.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Probably all part of Jibri's plan.  They make a really bad, diarrhea-inducing first meal and then the parents say they never have to do it again.

It does give one pause. I mean, Jibri's mother must know that her son is utterly incompetent in the kitchen. And to expect that Miona will know her way around a stove is pretty, well, not very feminist of her. 

[CSunshine76]

Let’s put our gross pre-made food on the table before parents are even home. Cold pasta, yum! 

[charmed1]

I don’t want to watch that knocked up teen town show, but I might need to see that doctor/nurse kick that little backwards cap douchebag out.

[hookedontv]

That doesn’t look like chicken Alfredo. 

[Straycat80]

Gerbil and Miona can go on Worst Cooks in America. These parents are going to be sorry they wanted these two fools to cook. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

You can tell Jabroni’s mother is having a hard time forcing it down her gullet.

[Hotel Snarker]

Wait...Is their kitchen table in the living room...orrr???

[Mr. Miner]

They’re going to be pissed when they have to clean the kitchen.

[OneGuy]

"This looks very interesting."  Nice use of the ambiguous "interesting" Jibri's Mom.

[charmed1]

I don’t think chicken alfredo should be crunchy.

[Hotel Snarker]

Jesus, just buy that pre-made shit from Wegmans, they'd never know.

Idiots.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Open bag, throw into baking dish, put into microwave. Yes, they slaved over it. 

[greekmom]

I honestly don't know how they screwed this up.

All they needed were some frozen broccoli, pasta, a jar of alfredo sauce and precooked chicken.

They screwed it up on purpose. 

[kacesq]

Wait...his parents are supposed to be grateful for this toxic chicken dish? Go to hell you poser and Kardashian Klone ....

[Pepper Mostly]

Way to be gracious, Mama Jibri. Sheesh.

[My Girls]

Do any of these parents have manners?

[OneGuy]

Jibri is ready to cry.  Then proceeds to blame the meal on Miona.

Edited May 9, 2022 by OneGuy

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, charmed1 said:

I don’t think chicken alfredo should be crunchy.

It must be Chicken Alfred

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe if Jabroni got a tattoo of Julia Child on his chest......

[Doublemint]

"push Miona and I away"   NOOOOOOOOOO.

[For Cereals]

He’s such a man baby.  Why is he such a brat? Also, I’m sure mom is okay with pushing you two away so she can have her house back.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Wait...Is their kitchen table in the living room...orrr???

it may be a great room...living room, kitchen, and dining room combined together.  I love those floorplans. 

[charmed1]

Sisqo, Jr., STFU. You’re in someone else’s house telling them what to do.

[CSunshine76]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Wait...Is their kitchen table in the living room...orrr???

Instead of the usual coffee table in front of the couch, they have the actual dining table there.

Edited May 9, 2022 by CSunshine76

[Gobi]

Chicken Alcrappo.

[Hotel Snarker]

God damn, these parents are assholes. Like, you wanted them to cook, just fucking chill.

[Eldemarge]

This child is not acting butthurt over "cooking" from a frozen meal from a bag.  Like you made so much effort.  How do you even raise a man this entitled and ridiculous?

[OoogleEyes]

I have to agree. MamaJibroni is really REALLY rude.

[kacesq]

How much of a famewhore do you have to be to make your hysterectomy fodder for a shitty reality show? Wait don’t answer that...