90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[kacesq]

@Eldemarge we are here for you!

Good Lord...how old is Kimbally that she’s excited to have a boyfriend? But kudos to Usman for getting it up for that hag.

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Hey, this just reminds me I just finished watching an episode of Inventing Anna earlier today and it was fab!

I started watching it and got confused...maybe that's because I was expecting it to be more straightforward, like the Fake Heiress podcast on BBC (which was actually really good).

[TazDevil]

🤮🤮🤮

[OneGuy]

Good evening all.  I'm a little late.  I was hoping to miss the Usman/Kim hit and run action.  I didn't wait long enough.

[mmecorday]

Ew, she's got Mr. Ed teeth.

[Straycat80]

Oh no, stawp Kimbaaaaly, we don’t want to know! 🤮

[Bees52]

That's Usman's morning after satisfied face? 😒

[Frozendiva]

More chortling. And she looks like she has two black eyes.

[Gobi]

"He's my boyfriend! We're going steady! I think he's going to give me his class ring!"

[Pepper Mostly]

PLEASE KIM NO MORE DESCRIPTION OF YOUR STEAMY AFRICAN SEX! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[rideashire]

Useman looks like he drugged himself to get through that night.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’m only here to hate watch wonky eye for the godly guy

comeon... and miss Me Go Poopie and the cringy sex talk?!?!?

[Hotel Snarker]

Sojaboy looks like he’s dead, deceased, in the afterlife world.

[sainte-chapelle]

Eeeww i don’t want to hear about African sex….no foreplay? Sounds like selfish sex to me

[ExMathMajor]

OMG...I cannot... 🤢

Did she ACTUALLY say she'll be walking funny?

[kacesq]

Kimbally was surprised that she got what she was begging for? Miss me with that.

and Usman made her his girlfriend because she’s getting on a plane soon.

i call foul on the sex 4x. I don’t believe that at all.

[RichiesOlderBro]

I manage to make it tonight and what do I see first?  Post coital Kimbaaaly. 
 

Sojaboy!  What happened?

[greekmom]

Wonder what else is Kim going to give up (switch?, Iphone 13, etc) for the sex she got.

[Pepper Mostly]

"He likes to flip things around"?? STAHP

[Auntie Anxiety]

🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑 I’M BEGGING YOU, KIMBELLY.

[Grifter Lives]

"I'm going to make you very happy.  I already do."

That's what I tell all my men!

[TazDevil]

Was she wearing the Soja Boy t-shirt when they were doing it?

[renatae]

Good evening, everyone! I finally made it, and on time! Ready for ze snark!

[Frozendiva]

Usman with a Grammy? He's delusional, right?

[Baltimore Betty]

8 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Isn't it good, Mahogany wood🎵

I thought Mahogany wood was what Ben got when he thought of Mahogany.

Maybe I should have said "That's what she said," it is too easy not to attempt any of this.

[Armchair Critic]

Her hair looks like Ed's in the morning. YIKES

[mmecorday]

Sojaboy excuses himself to take a Silkwood shower.

[Hotel Snarker]

High five the morning after? So awkward.

[Angry Moldovan]

Did he say four times? Im Impressed

[Mr. Miner]

For breakfast he’s going to feed her carrots out of the palm of his hand.

[firefly]

Kimberly’s junior high school girl giddiness is making me sick. It can not be cured by yammy yammy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Usman can promise anything. He knows Kimbelly isn’t going to be around much longer and he has plenty of time to hide the computer and gaming system.

[Hotel Snarker]

Usman has ambition, that’s for sure.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Usman with a Grammy? He's delusional, right?

LOL, I read that as Usman with a granny.

[OneGuy]

Dry-heaving.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Sojaboy excuses himself to take a Silkwood shower.

Thinking "Fuck, there is not enough pumice and steel wool in the WORLD".

[sainte-chapelle]

9 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Hey, this just reminds me I just finished watching an episode of Inventing Anna earlier today and it was fab!

I enjoyed it as well!
 

@Pepper Mostly I took your advice and signed up for Britbox. I bi fed watched Miss Marple and that new nun murder mystery show. 

Edited February 28, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[greekmom]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Did he say four times? Im Impressed

Viagra?
 

 

[kacesq]

Btw I tried a new salon this weekend. They watch this show. My new stylist called Egg a predator. I’m sticking with this salon lol. They get me.

[Straycat80]

Why do they all always have ‘something they haven’t told her/him about’ ? 

[LennieBriscoe]

Watching Kimbally and Soja is like some really creepy old-timey carnival, like the kind that had geeks eating chicken heads. 

Wonky-Eye Ben was a "fitness model"?! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those who want to buy a ticket to punch Ben: Line forms to the right.

[Gobi]

Is this the special nausea inducing episode?

[greekmom]

Wonder if Ben's MUA was punking him with the sparkly bronzer.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

No ONE wants to see you shirtless, Ben.

Oh my god, this guy is such a fucking creep.

[Doublemint]

OK - Ben has a personal "make-up artist".   He needs some help with the eye.

[rideashire]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Did he say four times? Im Impressed

He's storing them up now like lives in a game so he can spend them later when she asks for more.

[Toodleoo]

SPARKLE BABY!

[Frozendiva]

I thought it was tanner and not bronzer. With the glove use. I just use a makeup brush but I'm just doing bronzer on my face area.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ben has achieved middle age, and looking back over his life thus far and his accomplishments, comes out with a howler like "My skin tone is very important to me". I am dead. Seriously. What a fucking dork.