90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

Steven. STEVEN. That's your fucking reasoning? You had to have sex in order to know you shouldn't want to have sex?

[Pepper Mostly]

GO HOME ALINA. DON'T WEAKEN.

[TazDevil]

Nope!!  Kick his ass back to the hostel, Alina, and you and your Mom go have an amazing vacation in Turkey then go back Russia.

[Doublemint]

Go alina - he's a hypocrite -  you got it girl!

[mmecorday]

Time for Steven to step away from the table and fart somewhere else.

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

What is with the early 2000s fashion and makeup on these Plath girls?

That’s probably the date on the only media they are exposed to until they get kicked out and have to fend for themselves for not following Mama Plath’s rules.

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Wait a sec.

Didnt he say last week he slept with like 4-5 gals

 

More like Rosey Palm and her five lovely daughters.

[Arynm]

And Steven walks away like a pussy. Because that is who he is

[Gobi]

No sex, no coffee, and café au lay is right out!

Edited October 18, 2021 by Gobi

[greekmom]

I say Alina marry the putz just to insist to move to the States.

Pull a Mohammed that you can't have sex because of some religious thing.

Get the green card.

You deserve it for even associating with this asshole.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Alina: SteVen says he wants to change.

Me: And I want to have great legs. Never going to happen.

[sainte-chapelle]

Alina is in love with the fantasy….she won’t leave. 

[Suzywriter]

22 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, Steven does that thing where he calls a menu item "that thing" while pointing at it on the menu. I hate that. Ask for what you want. Sheesh. 

He hasn't learned to use his words. I suspect he's still in Pull-Ups.

[Hotel Snarker]

Getting up to go fart.

[Frozendiva]

Her mom is right to tell her to end it.

[tvrox]

HI all! I survived my work conference. It went well, was just long and really busy. I hurried from the airport to join my fellow snarkers! 

[Armchair Critic]

This asshole, go find a Mormon girl in Utah, Arizona, or Idaho and leave this poor Russian girl alone.

[Hotel Snarker]

Alina’s mom is queen. Thank god for her grilling Steven's shady ass.

Shut the fuck up Jenny.

[Toodleoo]

Jenny is a nut but I am seriously charmed by the phrase, “my whole entire everyone”

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Getting up to go fart.

He needs to buy some Beano (used to laugh at those commercials)

[TazDevil]

I didn't think it was possible for my hate level for SteVen to go higher, but here we are...

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

HI all! I survived my work conference. It went well, was just long and really busy. I hurried from the airport to join my fellow snarkers! 

Welcome Roxy!

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

This asshole, go find a Mormon girl in Utah, Arizona, or Idaho and leave this poor Russian girl alone.

They're all on to him...Mormon girls in the US have FB and a lot of cousins to network.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

He didn't have "actual intercourse". Just soaking and jump humping. 

I think on BIG LOVE they said "Oral is moral"

So....you know...leeway 

[goofygirl]

SteVen makes me want to fart, he's so poop inducing!  I really cannot stand him.  I doubt that Alina is going back to Russia, though.  She seems that DUMB!

OTOH, this place in Turkey is GORGEOUS!!!

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

This asshole, go find a Mormon girl in Utah, Arizona, or Idaho and leave this poor Russian girl alone.

I wouldn't want to subject any poor woman with this guy.

He just needs to be taking out to the pasture and shot.

Yeah i went there.

[FrancescaFiore]

I'm a big fan of Alina & her mom. Huge. Steven-not-a-v is a Class A creep.  The only way this lunch gets better is if both Alina and her mom start screaming at Steven, "Who TF do you think you are, trying to convert either one of us when YOU aren't even upholding the beliefs you claim are so important to you??"

Edited October 18, 2021 by FrancescaFiore

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, tvrox said:

HI all! I survived my work conference. It went well, was just long and really busy. I hurried from the airport to join my fellow snarkers! 

Yay welcome back!!!

[charmed1]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

What is with the early 2000s fashion and makeup on these Plath girls?

You’re being a decade too kind. They’ve got two religious nut-jobs for parents so the one girl dresses like mid-80s Debbie Gibson and the other dresses like late 80s Kelly Bundy. Their childhood was repressed so now they’re kind of like real-life Kimmy Schmidts.

[Arynm]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

He needs to buy some Beano (used to laugh at those commercials)

The older you get, the more you commiserate with the poor people that need Beano.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, TazDevil said:

I didn't think it was possible for my hate level for SteVen to go higher, but here we are...

One positive of watching this show is it challenges you to go to lower new levels.

[Suzywriter]

Why do none of the Peloton people look like they need a Peloton? Can't you show us somebody who looks real, is short and trying to put the thing together? 

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Wait a sec.

Didnt he say last week he slept with like 4-5 gals and now it's 23?

Me thinks he has only done it with 1 girl after some drinking binge and then with Mr. Righty

 But...but.... drinking alcohol is against his religion!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

BIG LOVE

Loved that show, too bad Bill Paxton is no longer with us.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I wouldn't want to subject any poor woman with this guy.

He just needs to be taking out to the pasture and shot.

Yeah i went there.

Like gopher hunting? Sort of?

[Gobi]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Why do none of the Peloton people look like they need a Peloton? Can't you show us somebody who looks real, is short and trying to put the thing together? 

Big Ed?

[Suzywriter]

13 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

 

More like Rosey Palm and her five lovely daughters.

But Rosie, you're all right...

[sainte-chapelle]

The burning question is Did Jenny buy a new car in India?

[Bees52]

I've been quiet because I've been trying to pick my jaw up for the last 5 minutes, from hearing all that crap spew from SteVen. 😤

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Arynm said:

The older you get, the more you commiserate with the poor people that need Beano.

I worked with an older woman who every time she got up and walked across the room she constantly tooted. I was mortified for her but she just laughed it off.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

SteVen makes me want to fart, he's so poop inducing!  I really cannot stand him.  I doubt that Alina is going back to Russia, though.  She seems that DUMB!

OTOH, this place in Turkey is GORGEOUS!!!

Alina is just too young.  She's bought into everything SteVen has pushed on her with converting and she's created a fantasy relationship, which will not hold up in person.  Hope she listens to Mother Alina and dumps him and goes home.

[Doublemint]

So far no Evilin & Corey - so it's not a complete loss!   What is Summat's Mother's name?  She's my favorite now, she even beat out Armando, just with the thread of moving in!

[magemaud]

Sorry, my iPad is having some kind of hissy fit 

 

Edited October 18, 2021 by magemaud

[endure]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Alina is in love with the fantasy….she won’t leave. 

She's way to intelligent for him - hopefully her common sense prevails and not her romantic ideas

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Big Ed?

I'd like to see the Peloton fall on him.

8 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I worked with an older woman who every time she got up and walked across the room she constantly tooted. I was mortified for her but she just laughed it off.

That reassures me that I'm not old yet. I'd have DIED!

[Auntie Anxiety]

For those who need visual aids:

🚨🚨🚨 Sumit———->👄 moving———->🤞lying

[endure]

I guess Jenny has the bigger house?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, endure said:

She's way to intelligent for him - hopefully her common sense prevails and not her romantic ideas

She will learn a very tough life lesson.

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, Arynm said:

The older you get, the more you commiserate with the poor people that need Beano.

A few years ago I added Gas-X to my little medicine pouch that goes in my handbag and I’ve never regretted it.

Signed,

The Delicate Tooter

[OneGuy]

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