S09.E11: Shannon's Journey LIVE CHAT

[CringeWatcher]

Just now, Caoimhe said:

Yes, the famous Scooter Queen herself.

Second only to Pauline and her monster 🤣

[DropTheSoap]

More blubbering.

And WTF neighbors?!? Are they holding a pet or small child hostage?

[WonTon]

I really hate this chick. But the snark tonight may be the best yet this year! You guys are on FIRE!

[mmecorday]

Quote

"Woman Drives Wheelchair on Highway; Gets Hit by Pepsi Truck."

And the Pepsi truck was driven by Florida Man.

[Hellga]

Just now, Wollstonecraft said:

I love Cuties.  They re so good. 

I just got a bag when I went grocery shopping today. 🙂   But I never store citrus fruit in the fridge, always in a basket on the counter. 

[LizzyB]

I am also laughing so hard at the fact that the neighbors' names are all listed with their nicknames, like James "Draketastic" Malone.  Just imagine the conversations between these people and the editing team.  "That's D-R-A-K-E... make sure you get it right."

[sainte-chapelle]

I am rewatching the wheelchair scene....driving it like a car. I am dying.

[mk828]

Quite a few firsts tonight. Doesn't fit on the scale, working out in a wheelchair, Dr. Now in the waiting room and best of all, driving the wheelchair on the side of a busy street! Classic episode for sure. 

[SunnyBeBe]

I have decided that Buttercup is my favorite song of all time.  Would it work at a funeral? LOl

[ShoePrincess]

6 minutes ago, LizzyB said:

HA HA HA!  Also--I love Elvis Costello so much--have seen him live three times.  Fantastic.

I love him, too, and have seen him live several times. I start my walks with Pump It Up to get me going.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

It looks like she's in the space for ibkes  I was thinking she's probably too wide for the space.

I mean, she's about the width of a small SUV. 

I LOVE the Build Me Up Buttercup commercial and I was singing and bed-dancing with mad abandon. 

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, WonTon said:

I really hate this chick. But the snark tonight may be the best yet this year! You guys are on FIRE!

If we don't get someone to cheer for at least we get someone to snark at.

[CringeWatcher]

1 minute ago, Wollstonecraft said:

I love Cuties.  They re so good. 

Careful. Today it’s a cutie. Tomorrow it’s a navel orange. Friday it’s grapes and sugar free jam. Next thing you know you’ll need Shannon’s dad to drive you to Houston while you scream “Ow! My layg!” 

[Snarkastikate]

2 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Future headline:

"Woman Drives Wheelchair on Highway; Gets Hit by Pepsi Truck."

Story continues:. "Truck completely destroyed".

[7EasyPayments]

 

I kant gett wayyyyyyyed !

 

[WonTon]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am rewatching the wheelchair scene....driving it like a car. I am dying.

And what's with the blanket? You're in Tucson, not Fargo!

Just now, 7EasyPayments said:

 

I kant gett wayyyyyyyed !

 

DYING!

[Floatingbison]

This may be Peak Snark for us.    Everyone is en fuego with snark-a-delic isms.

[magemaud]

I wonder how long would it take to get from Tucson to Houston in a motorized wheelchair? 

[SunnyBeBe]

The bars should come off the scale.

[Scarlett45]

This episode is so boring I’m only staying for the live chat, and because I need to shower after this and take the dog out. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear sweet little tap dancing babby Jeebus, you guys are KILLING it tonight. I'm dying over here!

[ShoePrincess]

Spoiler

 

If those bingo wings start flapping, look out!

 

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, WonTon said:

And what's with the blanket? You're in Tucson, not Fargo!

She's covering up those wings.

[ShoePrincess]

Just now, ShoePrincess said:

  Reveal spoiler

 

If those bingo wings start flapping, look out!

 

No spoiler. The cat was playing with the keyboard.

[Chicklet]

The blanket keeps people from noticing she's fat,

Edited March 4, 2021 by Chicklet

[Floatingbison]

Butt wings!!  

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, 7EasyPayments said:

 

I kant gett wayyyyyyyed !

 

Doesn't Houston have a zoo?  They weigh hippos and elephants and all the other big critters.  

How many people doesn't it take to squish one Shannon onto a giant scale?  

She didn't lose anything.  698. 

[Pepper Mostly]

DAD PULL YOUR MASK UP OVER YOUR DAMN NOSE.

[ams1001]

"I have your pants."

How does holding her pants help?

[aliya]

7 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I wonder how long would it take to get from Tucson to Houston in a motorized wheelchair? 

347 hours using walking as the measure  and 87 using bike riding. (google maps)  

Edited March 4, 2021 by aliya

[SunnyBeBe]

Did she lose any?

[umgoblue]

Just now, magemaud said:

I wonder how long would it take to get from Tucson to Houston in a motorized wheelchair? 

At 698 pounds that motor would die before she was even able to merge onto the highway!

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, Chicklet said:

The balnket keeps people from noticing she's fat,

It should be camo.

[Wollstonecraft]

19 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said:

Check out the girl's eyes.

 

 

 

 

Is she a reptilian?

[Floatingbison]

Just now, ShoePrincess said:

No spoiler. The cat was playing with the keyboard.

Maybe your cat has some TLC tea to spill.

[WonTon]

698! Wow. What a waste of time she is.

[magemaud]

She’s down in the 600s! 

[CrazyInAlabama]

Month 1-739 down to 670 two weeks later, Month 11 too big to fit on the scale.

Month whatever this is, and the weigh in, while the butt seam on her pants gives up the struggle and splits.    

Month  12?- 698       I'm surprised it was over 700 or 800. 

 (I hope the guy that blurs out ass cracks in on duty tonight, or I might throw up).  

(A true genius to put Freshly home delivery meals on this show.   Of course, she would eat the entire week of meals for two for one breakfast). 

[Concerned]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

The bars should come off the scale.

Used to work at dialysis and the scale was built into the floor. Weigh the patient in the chair and subtract the weight of the chair. I’m actually shocked that Dr Now doesn’t have this.

[SunnyBeBe]

Men over 50 have numb noses.  They can’t tell when mask comes down.

[mk828]

1 minute ago, ShoePrincess said:

No spoiler. The cat was playing with the keyboard.

My cat jumped on the back of my recliner earlier, I got scared that it was Shannon trying to eat my chair. 

[Snarkastikate]

The 1,000 lb sisters went to a metal recycling shop to get weighed.  

[DropTheSoap]

42 lbs down, or 30 up from hospital stay, depending on how you look at it.

[ams1001]

7 minutes ago, Wollstonecraft said:

I love Cuties.  They re so good. 

I have three big navel oranges.

[sainte-chapelle]

[LizzyB]

James "Drake"...this is continuing to strike me as so funny.  Like, what would happen if they only put "James."  Or--now stay with me here--"Drake"?  

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, magemaud said:

She’s down in the 600s! 

Until the next cinnabon.

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Future headline:

"Woman Drives Wheelchair on Highway; Gets Hit by Pepsi Truck."

....while completing her journey. 

[umgoblue]

Just now, magemaud said:

She’s down in the 600s! 

You say this as if we need to give her a Bozo Button!!

[babyhouseman]

She's walking like a fat Mrs.Wiggins on the Carol Burnett Sbow.