CringeWatcher March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 Just now, Caoimhe said: Yes, the famous Scooter Queen herself. Second only to Pauline and her monster 🤣 8 Link to comment
DropTheSoap March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 More blubbering. And WTF neighbors?!? Are they holding a pet or small child hostage? 3 Link to comment
WonTon March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 I really hate this chick. But the snark tonight may be the best yet this year! You guys are on FIRE! 4 8 Link to comment
mmecorday March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 Quote "Woman Drives Wheelchair on Highway; Gets Hit by Pepsi Truck." And the Pepsi truck was driven by Florida Man. 10 3 Link to comment
Hellga March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 Just now, Wollstonecraft said: I love Cuties. They re so good. I just got a bag when I went grocery shopping today. 🙂 But I never store citrus fruit in the fridge, always in a basket on the counter. 3 Link to comment
LizzyB March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 I am also laughing so hard at the fact that the neighbors' names are all listed with their nicknames, like James "Draketastic" Malone. Just imagine the conversations between these people and the editing team. "That's D-R-A-K-E... make sure you get it right." 7 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 I am rewatching the wheelchair scene....driving it like a car. I am dying. 10 3 Link to comment
mk828 March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 Quite a few firsts tonight. Doesn't fit on the scale, working out in a wheelchair, Dr. Now in the waiting room and best of all, driving the wheelchair on the side of a busy street! Classic episode for sure. 1 10 Link to comment
SunnyBeBe March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 I have decided that Buttercup is my favorite song of all time. Would it work at a funeral? LOl 5 Link to comment
ShoePrincess March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, LizzyB said: HA HA HA! Also--I love Elvis Costello so much--have seen him live three times. Fantastic. I love him, too, and have seen him live several times. I start my walks with Pump It Up to get me going. 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said: It looks like she's in the space for ibkes I was thinking she's probably too wide for the space. I mean, she's about the width of a small SUV. I LOVE the Build Me Up Buttercup commercial and I was singing and bed-dancing with mad abandon. 4 Link to comment
sagittarius sue March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 1 minute ago, WonTon said: I really hate this chick. But the snark tonight may be the best yet this year! You guys are on FIRE! If we don't get someone to cheer for at least we get someone to snark at. 10 Link to comment
CringeWatcher March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Wollstonecraft said: I love Cuties. They re so good. Careful. Today it’s a cutie. Tomorrow it’s a navel orange. Friday it’s grapes and sugar free jam. Next thing you know you’ll need Shannon’s dad to drive you to Houston while you scream “Ow! My layg!” 19 Link to comment
Snarkastikate March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said: Future headline: "Woman Drives Wheelchair on Highway; Gets Hit by Pepsi Truck." Story continues:. "Truck completely destroyed". 11 Link to comment
WonTon March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said: I am rewatching the wheelchair scene....driving it like a car. I am dying. And what's with the blanket? You're in Tucson, not Fargo! Just now, 7EasyPayments said: I kant gett wayyyyyyyed ! DYING! 8 1 Link to comment
Floatingbison March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 This may be Peak Snark for us. Everyone is en fuego with snark-a-delic isms. 3 4 Link to comment
magemaud March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 I wonder how long would it take to get from Tucson to Houston in a motorized wheelchair? 1 12 Link to comment
Scarlett45 March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 This episode is so boring I’m only staying for the live chat, and because I need to shower after this and take the dog out. 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 Dear sweet little tap dancing babby Jeebus, you guys are KILLING it tonight. I'm dying over here! 8 1 Link to comment
ShoePrincess March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 Spoiler If those bingo wings start flapping, look out! 6 Link to comment
sagittarius sue March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 1 minute ago, WonTon said: And what's with the blanket? You're in Tucson, not Fargo! She's covering up those wings. 3 Link to comment
ShoePrincess March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 Just now, ShoePrincess said: Reveal spoiler If those bingo wings start flapping, look out! No spoiler. The cat was playing with the keyboard. 12 2 Link to comment
Chicklet March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 (edited) The blanket keeps people from noticing she's fat, Edited March 4, 2021 by Chicklet 1 5 1 Link to comment
Hellga March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 1 minute ago, 7EasyPayments said: I kant gett wayyyyyyyed ! Doesn't Houston have a zoo? They weigh hippos and elephants and all the other big critters. How many people doesn't it take to squish one Shannon onto a giant scale? She didn't lose anything. 698. 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 DAD PULL YOUR MASK UP OVER YOUR DAMN NOSE. 4 Link to comment
ams1001 March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 "I have your pants." How does holding her pants help? 8 Link to comment
aliya March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 (edited) 7 minutes ago, magemaud said: I wonder how long would it take to get from Tucson to Houston in a motorized wheelchair? 347 hours using walking as the measure and 87 using bike riding. (google maps) Edited March 4, 2021 by aliya 1 3 1 Link to comment
umgoblue March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 Just now, magemaud said: I wonder how long would it take to get from Tucson to Houston in a motorized wheelchair? At 698 pounds that motor would die before she was even able to merge onto the highway! 3 3 Link to comment
DropTheSoap March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 Just now, Chicklet said: The balnket keeps people from noticing she's fat, It should be camo. 7 Link to comment
Wollstonecraft March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 19 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said: Check out the girl's eyes. Is she a reptilian? 3 Link to comment
Floatingbison March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 Just now, ShoePrincess said: No spoiler. The cat was playing with the keyboard. Maybe your cat has some TLC tea to spill. 5 2 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 Month 1-739 down to 670 two weeks later, Month 11 too big to fit on the scale. Month whatever this is, and the weigh in, while the butt seam on her pants gives up the struggle and splits. Month 12?- 698 I'm surprised it was over 700 or 800. (I hope the guy that blurs out ass cracks in on duty tonight, or I might throw up). (A true genius to put Freshly home delivery meals on this show. Of course, she would eat the entire week of meals for two for one breakfast). 2 3 Link to comment
Concerned March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said: The bars should come off the scale. Used to work at dialysis and the scale was built into the floor. Weigh the patient in the chair and subtract the weight of the chair. I’m actually shocked that Dr Now doesn’t have this. 5 1 Link to comment
SunnyBeBe March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 Men over 50 have numb noses. They can’t tell when mask comes down. 5 Link to comment
mk828 March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 1 minute ago, ShoePrincess said: No spoiler. The cat was playing with the keyboard. My cat jumped on the back of my recliner earlier, I got scared that it was Shannon trying to eat my chair. 2 Link to comment
Snarkastikate March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 The 1,000 lb sisters went to a metal recycling shop to get weighed. 2 3 3 Link to comment
DropTheSoap March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 42 lbs down, or 30 up from hospital stay, depending on how you look at it. 3 Link to comment
ams1001 March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 7 minutes ago, Wollstonecraft said: I love Cuties. They re so good. I have three big navel oranges. 1 Link to comment
LizzyB March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 James "Drake"...this is continuing to strike me as so funny. Like, what would happen if they only put "James." Or--now stay with me here--"Drake"? 4 Link to comment
DropTheSoap March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 Just now, magemaud said: She’s down in the 600s! Until the next cinnabon. 3 2 Link to comment
OoogleEyes March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 8 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said: Future headline: "Woman Drives Wheelchair on Highway; Gets Hit by Pepsi Truck." ....while completing her journey. 3 1 Link to comment
umgoblue March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 Just now, magemaud said: She’s down in the 600s! You say this as if we need to give her a Bozo Button!! 4 3 Link to comment
babyhouseman March 4, 2021 Share March 4, 2021 She's walking like a fat Mrs.Wiggins on the Carol Burnett Sbow. 9 Link to comment
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