S08.E20: One-ton Family LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

  On 5/21/2020 at 12:22 AM, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? Production needs to throw us a bone and hire some new writers. 

Brandie is BAKED.

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They ALL are! No wonder they gained weight. The munchies are REAL 

[aliya]

Oh my Lord - couple the skunk hair with no mouth filter! Why would you say something like that to Dr Now and on TV? How common.

[PaTatertots]

Did he say "I always have an erection"?? Sir, you're making the good doctor blush! 🤣

[Gbb]

Did Dr Now just respond to the erection comment with a line about pointing in the right direction?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Roshanda's mouth says "Yes, sir". Her face says "Go fuck yourself".  I think the face is being honest.

[Lillith]

  On 5/21/2020 at 12:24 AM, sainte-chapelle said:

Fernanda shaking her ass is not what I need   to see

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Better her than Dinyell or Babygirl Lisa. 

I see Jesse has covered that 5 head with some bangs. 

[sagittarius sue]

  On 5/21/2020 at 12:24 AM, mmecorday said:

Wait, did he just say he has so much blood flow now he always has an erection?

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Right, TMI.

[Pepper Mostly]

  On 5/21/2020 at 12:24 AM, Giant Misfit said:

All I heard was, "I almost got an erection."

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE SUPPLY SOME CONTEXT FOR THIS.

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I'd love to oblige but I have already expunged it from my mind. 

[DC Gal in VA]

Whoa, I just tuned back during a commercial break. Did I just hear Clarence say he almost got an erection!?😮 Can't decide if I want you all to tell me if that's true or not, tee hee!😁

Edited May 21, 2020 by DC Gal in VA
Effing Autocorrect!

[OoogleEyes]

  On 5/21/2020 at 12:18 AM, Hellga said:

It's one of my go-to soups.  I must warn you it's an escape artist among soups.  I heard a suspicious sound but decided to wait for a commercial break... bad decision, it spilled over 15 seconds later so I still had to get up - and spend way more time cleaning than merely lifting the lid and turning the fire down would have...

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It's the perfect crockpot soup and it freezes beautifully 

[Guest]

Oooo! An exciting walk down the street. 

Riveting TV, TLC!

[babyhouseman]

  On 5/21/2020 at 12:24 AM, Giant Misfit said:

All I heard was, "I almost got an erection."

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE SUPPLY SOME CONTEXT FOR THIS.

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Since he's no longer a homebound Jabba the hut, he can get it on now. 

[ams1001]

"You got a little umbrella or somethin'?"

Um, she'll need more than a "little" umbrella.

[Scratches19]

407.6

I guess I got a small bump in my weight too.  394.8!  
“But I’m under 400. “
 

“My goal was to get under 500”. 
626! 

Sigh....  1834 lbs. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

No Clarence said that since he lost weight, his circulation is better, and he almost always has an erection.     

Why do the biggest poundticipants, like Roshonda wear the least clothing?   

Why is Clarence taking his shirt off again?   

[FormeryHeavyJ]

That picture of our Lord & Savior Jesus in the house has seen SOOOOO much.  Poor Jesus.

[Hellga]

I didn't make out exactly what Clarence said, but I did hear 'erection' and that's not what I needed to hear.  Not the mental image either!

[Kid]

Please don’t takeoff your shirt! No one wants to see that mess!

[Guest]

OMG. It's like the March of Doom down that street.

[Armchair Critic]

Merrily we trudge along...

[ams1001]

I really didn't need the rear-view of a large, shirtless man with his pants half off his ass.

[Scratches19]

“So what happened???”

”I’m not sure”. 

Da flock??? 

 

[babyhouseman]

The man is not ready for Chippendale's. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Imagine glancing idly out the window and seeing this crew lumbering out of their house. SCARRED FOR LIFE

[katy]

I got the giggles watching them walk behind each other down the street.

[aliya]

Orange pants. No shirt on the guy. Jeez. I bet that wig is hot as heck in Louisiana. 

[Guest]

  On 5/21/2020 at 12:28 AM, Armchair Critic said:

Merrily we trudge along...

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THREE HOUSES DOWN THEY WALKED!

And now...back to the sofa for rest.

I can't with this show.

[umgoblue]

  On 5/21/2020 at 12:18 AM, Giant Misfit said:

I think that was another family. I think this was the "audition" family for the series, they didn't cut it, and TLC found other people.

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Thanks!  I just remember that it seemed to go on for so long and misremembered that they had their own show.  I ❤️ Naomi, Drew, and Chitoka from Family by the Ton!  Not Season 2 FBTT family or the Ton Sisters.  TLC should diversify its content so I can keep it all straight!

[MsVixen]

Clarence shirtless???  There are NO words.....

[mmecorday]

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Merrily we trudge along...

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This is going to be the cover of their new album, Chubby Road.

[sainte-chapelle]

I'm about 10 min behind but why is Dr. Now  being so nice? Erection....wtf? Maybe he saw Fernanda shaking her ass

[Kid]

  On 5/21/2020 at 12:28 AM, babyhouseman said:

The man is not ready for Chippendale's. 

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The under statement of the year!!

[Hellga]

OMG people clothes were invented for a reason!!!  Cover up, there may be children behind those windows!

[umgoblue]

  On 5/21/2020 at 12:29 AM, Pepper Mostly said:

Imagine glancing idly out the window and seeing this crew lumbering out of their house. SCARRED FOR LIFE

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Too see a baker's dozen of rolls walking down the street?  TRUTH!

[Pepper Mostly]

"Well, we've had our workout. Let us now resume sitting wordlessly and dolefully on our respective recliners and wait for death". Its a rich life. 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

  On 5/21/2020 at 12:28 AM, babyhouseman said:

The man is not ready for Chippendale's. 

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[Scratches19]

“For some strange reason I got a bit of lift in uh... I almost got an erection!” 

- Clarence

That’s not one of those scripted lines  

 

[Pepper Mostly]

  On 5/21/2020 at 12:29 AM, mmecorday said:

This is going to be the cover of their new album, Chubby Road.

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DEAD

[Guest]

  On 5/21/2020 at 12:31 AM, Pepper Mostly said:

"Well, we've had our workout. Let us now resume sitting wordlessly and dolefully on our respective recliners and wait for death". Its a rich life. 

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TLC has a requirement that all Poundticipants be seated for 85% of the show. 

It's what makes it so RIVETING.

[FormeryHeavyJ]

OK what's worse.  Watching another Assanti fiasco or any episode of Smothered?

[Splashes]

Good evening pounders! Tonights eating habit was pasta abd butter. Its amazing how much overcooking the pasta bulks up the food and makes you feel like youre eating a lot of food.

[Concerned]

Went into Wells Fargo Bank wearing my mask and everybody was wearing a mask. Somebody came in without a mask and everybody was terrified. Last year it would have been the reverse.

[7EasyPayments]

  On 5/21/2020 at 12:24 AM, Giant Misfit said:

All I heard was, "I almost got an erection."

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE SUPPLY SOME CONTEXT FOR THIS.

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The first time he saw a naked pizza.

You're welcome! 😉 🍕 🤣 🥒 💦 👀

[OoogleEyes]

Well. The Tell All looks like it will be.....interesting 

[mmecorday]

So are they siblings? Are Brandi and Roshanda sister wives? I can't remember...

[Hellga]

  On 5/21/2020 at 12:26 AM, OoogleEyes said:

It's the perfect crockpot soup and it freezes beautifully 

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I haven't tried making it in a crockpot but it definitely does freeze beautifully.  Chili is another soup that is nearly as good frozen and thawed as it was fresh.   

I am going to be moving to Boston next Tuesday so I am trying to clean out my fridge and freezer, though, so this soup is made out of previously frozen beef and will be eaten once made (should be only four servings anyway).   I will tell you that moving during a pandemic is far worse than moving in normal conditions (it is my fifth move in 12 years and third interstate one). 

[ams1001]

"Does that mean I'm getting [surgery]?"

No, they prepped you just to send you home.

[umgoblue]

  On 5/21/2020 at 12:29 AM, MsVixen said:

Clarence shirtless???  There are NO words.....

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Clarence: Does this t-shirt make me look fat? 

Everybody: Hellz naw, YOU are fat.

Clarence:  So you say It does?!?!  I have a solution: I am going to take it off!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Some things you can't unsee.

[sainte-chapelle]

*walks around the block* I'm hungry 

[Pepper Mostly]

  On 5/21/2020 at 12:33 AM, FormeryHeavyJ said:

OK what's worse.  Watching another Assanti fiasco or any episode of Smothered?

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Yes.