90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Twopper]

7 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

It makes me sad that he is eating a burger in Mexico

 

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Poor Andrew. Stuck in a Mexican resort where it’s warm, sunny and has all the amenities.Wish I had such bad luck.

Meanwhile Amira is flying off again.  I hope she didn't get COVID with all that travel.  And is Andrew stuck in Mexico for 14 days alone.  Well, they took a chance,and it did. not. work.

[nytonc]

I despise Brandon’s creepy parents!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I watched a few minutes of the Robert and Anny diaries show Friday. They moved to a larger place and got a new couch.

Sounds scintillating.

[Frozendiva]

The lingerie looks cheap and itchy.

[Doublemint]

Mommie Dearest wants a daughter who loves the farm.   Uh - you're making her hate it, keep up the good work!.

[Coltee Gal]

2 minutes ago, Zombness said:

 

Brandon's parents wanted a farm hand for the farm not a wife for their son.  Talking about free labor......!

 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I'm starting to wonder if there any missing farm hands buried in shallow graves on that farm.

That doesn't sound so far out there since I am currently reading Stephen King. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I originally thought swingers, but now I see them as Satanists in the Virginia woods.

Why not both? 

As you all know, I live in Salem, MA, home of the Satanic Temple. And believe me, the Satanists, who are all about opposing injustice and encouraging empathy and self expression, would want no truck with Mama and Papa Brandon. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I watched the Discovery Plus episode embedded in the 90 Day sneak peek. Save your money, folks.

[charmed1]

Hey all. Would’ve been here sooner if it weren’t for my city currently being an occupied territory with fences and barbed wire all around and having to show ID to people with guns to prove I live here but ya know, don’t want to get scolded about the “pOLiTics pOlicY” so let’s do some stress eating and have a nervous shaky hand toast to our favorite group of losers! I need my Zied so mash right now. 

[LucyEth]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I watched a few minutes of the Robert and Anny diaries show Friday. They moved to a larger place and got a new couch.

Did they finally show the baby?  They refuse to show that kid.

[Eldemarge]

Brandon's family is definitely into some Rosemary's Baby-type shit.

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

no Cougar tonite? I feel cheated.

Not much they can say about Stephanie and Ryan at this point. 

[mmecorday]

Confidential to Tarik: it does get worse.

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Coltee Gal said:

That's magical!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hazel is settling in nicely and can’t stop looking at the scantily clad women on the beach.

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Hey all. Would’ve been here sooner if it weren’t for my city currently being an occupied territory with fences and barbed wire all around and having to show ID to people with guns to prove I live here but ya know, don’t want to get scolded about the “pOLiTics pOlicY” so let’s do some stress eating and have a nervous shaky hand toast to our favorite group of losers! I need my Zied so mash right now. 

I really hope this week goes by without incident and everyone is safe. I also hope you guys can get back to normal soon

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why not both? 

As you all know, I live in Salem, MA, home of the Satanic Temple. And believe me, the Satanists, who are all about opposing injustice and encouraging empathy and self expression, would want no truck with Mama and Papa Brandon. 

I saw the documentary on them. Really interesting.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Did they finally show the baby?  They refuse to show that kid.

I think Anny was due in a week or two. No baby.

[Hotel Snarker]

Tarik being so thoughtful to not let her trip over that one rock.

[hookedontv]

Tarik with his stupid backwards baseball cap. 
 

Minty. I can’t. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, LucyEth said:

Did they finally show the baby?  They refuse to show that kid.

I love that the storyline was about Anny being a goldigger yet she is one of the only ones without an OnlyFans and is not selling pics of her baby.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Hey all. Would’ve been here sooner if it weren’t for my city currently being an occupied territory with fences and barbed wire all around and having to show ID to people with guns to prove I live here but ya know, don’t want to get scolded about the “pOLiTics pOlicY” so let’s do some stress eating and have a nervous shaky hand toast to our favorite group of losers! I need my Zied so mash right now. 

If you look out the window you might see Brandon’s parents, I kid, I kid!

[VioletNevermind]

It’s not often that you share an ex-girlfriend with your soon-to-be wife.  Lawd, Tarik.  Like sands through the hourglass, these are the days of their lives.  

[charmed1]

Oh Tarik. You’re about 40 pounds and 30 years too late for the C&C Music Factory mock turtleneck muscle shirt, Dude.

Edited January 18, 2021 by charmed1

[Frozendiva]

Hazel, focus on your husband to be for a little while. Then, find a girl.

[sainte-chapelle]

I’m sorry @charmed1 I hope things go okay this week.

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I'm starting to wonder if there any missing farm hands buried in shallow graves on that farm.

There are a couple of horrible stories about that on the crime channels.

I cannot stand the parents.  I think if Brandon wants to inherit that farm he needs to get his butt out to the barn and work.  I don't like the parents and I don't like the idea Julia can't eat or use their heat if she isn't helping.   If Papa Brandon were younger, Brandon could move to the city and raise his family before his parents hand the farm over to him.   I still think the parents see this as an infomercial for their farm. 

[Gobi]

"You can pick from all kinds of women here. It's a buffet of babes!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t recognize Tarik without the mesh tank top.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Oh Tarik. You’re about 40 pounds and 30 years too late for the C&C Music Factor mock turtleneck muscle shirt, Dude.

He is so corny and is stuck in the 90's

[Hotel Snarker]

Wtf is this TARZEL chain?!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Oh Tarik. You’re about 40 pounds and 30 years too late for the C&C Music Factor mock turtleneck muscle shirt, Dude.

Gold, comedy gold

[Mr. Miner]

Tarik is a tool a little bit.

[kacesq]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Not much they can say about Stephanie and Ryan at this point. 

Did I miss something with them?

[mmecorday]

So Tarik, Hazel and Minty are swingers. Maybe they'd be more comfortable on the farm.

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Ugh, i have to get that surgery in a few weeks. Is the recovery going ok? 

I’ve had five MOHs surgeries on my face. It’s nothing to worry about 

[Floatingbison]

Tarzel?  What is his necklace?

[Leilani]

Minty is prettier.

[Frozendiva]

Hazel, you can't always have cake and ice cream. You may want to reconsider marrying Tarik.

[nytonc]

Tarik trimmed the beard! He’s still icky. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tarzel necklace back for a cameo appearance, I see. So klassy.

[JennyMominFL]

I think Tarek could rock a giant clock necklace

[VioletNevermind]

“Wow, thanks, virus.”

I felt that deeply, Hazel.  Thanks, indeed. 

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Oh Tarik. You’re about 40 pounds and 30 years too late for the C&C Music Factory mock turtleneck muscle shirt, Dude.

You just killed me.

[renatae]

Ugh, Brandon's mom again. Grilling them, treating them like they are two years old. That hot tub stuff was stupid. They were definitely naked! Then when they were giggling - "Stop. Stop!" Crazy making.

Also, since she's stated they aren't to have sex while she's in the next room because she "doesn't want to hear it," does she plan more of the same once they get married? 🙄

She's all over the board about that. First, it's a moral objection. OK. But then, it's OK if they go somewhere else. Or if they're in the hot tub.

Rebecca's being ridiculous about Zied. The guy is tired and jet lagged and she's getting all upset because he's not so excited that he doing jumping jacks.

[greekmom]

I have never been in a thruple. Don't want to be in a thruple.

But I dont think the way Hazel is thinking is how a thruple works.

[Mercolleen]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Wtf is this TARZEL chain?!

I'm wearing mine right now.

[Suzywriter]

Ok, Hazel, I'm too square for this scene.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, kacesq said:

Did I miss something with them?

Exactly, they are a nothing burger