90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear god I cannot believe that momma is on the phone with the gyno!

[Mr. Miner]

Mom is going to have her spayed right when she gets here.

[Leilani]

Brandon and his mom could be on 90 Day and I married a Mama's boy.

[Trackdawg]

1 hour ago, Doublemint said:

greekmom  I thought the same thing when I say Stephanie - please noooo!

1 hour ago, greekmom said:

I saw Stephanie in the commercial for discovery + and got super scared.

I wish they would bring back Muslim Avery.

[mamadrama]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Don’t forget the flowers, Brandon.

Whoever's against the queen must die! 

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Huh? They're packing luggage to pick someone up from the airport?

They are staying for a night or two in DC.

[peaceknit]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Brandon’s mom has made him a big giant baby. I don’t like her. 

helicopter mom

[Straycat80]

Geez, Brandon needs to be on the Mama’s Boy show! 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Mrs. Hanson said:

Are they going to DC?

Guys:  I see no Pillow Talk!!

Aren’t they spending the weekend in DC?

[tvrox]

Ha, he's playing video games in the back of the car, like a twelve year old. 

[Andi27]

The doctor's office is 'excited' and they are going to 'help out'? That's not how it works.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Huh? They're packing luggage to pick someone up from the airport?

They're making a weekend of it.  Dinwiddie is south of Richmond, VA, and I'm sure Julia is flying into Dulles which is a few hours away.  Then they're going to spend a day or two in DC sightseeing.

[VioletNevermind]

Good Lord.  I made this same call for my daughter when it became clear that she was, uh, “growing up.”  BUT SHE WAS NOT 27. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon has already learned to ignore the mood swings. Stupid boy.

[Eldemarge]

Now is the time to open your mouth and tell your mother she can't make medical appointments for people who aren't you (and who aren't your child).

[Armchair Critic]

And I thought my boyfriend's mother was a buttinsky. This woman takes the cake!

[JennyMominFL]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Don’t forget the flowers, Brandon.

WE forgot about the flowers

Ill marry anyone who gets this reference

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy fuck his mom called a doctor to discuss his fiancé health without her consent?!?!? What a crazy bitch

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

They are staying for a night or two in DC.

The parents, too!

[hookedontv]

SHUT UP Mother Brandon! 
 

She is infuriating. “My boy is in the back playing with his game.” 
 

Brandon’s problem (well, one of them) is that he prefers to ignore his mom rather than speaking up. 
 

 

Edited December 7, 2020 by hookedontv

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon needs to get laid and then he might be able to focus on everything else.

[Frozendiva]

He invested a lot of cash. I would have walked away.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

Whoever's against the queen must die! 

[kacesq]

Jovi has seen the show and is bringing flowers!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

WE forgot about the flowers

Ill marry anyone who gets this reference

Ice Castles?

[Andi27]

None of these men actually want to get married. Got it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

The parents, too!

All in the same room?

[mmecorday]

Jovi kind of looks like Taco, that weirdo who sang "Puttin' On the Ritz" in the early 80s.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Brandon needs to get laid and then he might be able to focus on everything else.

I'm sure he got laid with Julia. That's why he's marrying her. (not bc she's expecting but she's probably the only one to pop his cherry)

[Frozendiva]

I keep thinking the Etsy commercial will switch from the opera to Donna Summer.

[Trackdawg]

56 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

He seems underwhelmed she got her visa

[tvrox]

39 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Side effects may include breaking into a dance number at a Whole Foods.

The woman in that commercial kind of looks like Natalie! 

[mmecorday]

Quote

WE forgot about the flowers

Ill marry anyone who gets this reference

🎶"Since I found you looking through the eyes of love."🎶

LOVED "Ice Castles."

[mamadrama]

Oh good. So he's bringing a two-faced crazy person to live on the farm and he's not even being honest with her. This oughta go well.

IMO he has no intentions of marrying her, he just wanted her to come and visit and this way got he and the fam on TV.

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

WE forgot about the flowers

Ill marry anyone who gets this reference

Ice Castles?

You beat me to it! Ice Castles!! 

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Ice Castles?

YES!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, greekmom said:

I'm sure he got laid with Julia. That's why he's marrying her. (not bc she's expecting but she's probably the only one to pop his cherry)

She took lessons from Jennay

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

All in the same room?

Only Debbie does that!  (I hope, (not))

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Andi27 said:

None of these men actually want to get married. Got it.

Another season of 90 Day Fiance: Just Someone to Bone (But Guess I Have To Marry You, K)

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I'm sure he got laid with Julia. That's why he's marrying her. (not bc she's expecting but she's probably the only one to pop his cherry)

I mean recently. 😉

[Trackdawg]

1 hour ago, kacesq said:

Didn’t Zied borrow the money for that ring from Rebecca? I love this shit show.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, at least we have some new crazy people and we aren't dying of boredom! The two hours has flown by! 

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, hookedontv said:

You beat me to it! Ice Castles!! 

I am a fount of useless 70's and 80's trivia, my parents always said it was too bad I couldn't put it to use in a real job. 😂

[sainte-chapelle]

6 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

WE forgot about the flowers

Ill marry anyone who gets this reference

Killer reference though 

Edited December 7, 2020 by sainte-chapelle

[Arynm]

I can't believe there is no pillow talk! Are they just skipping it this season? It seems like an easy way to suck up an hour of time. Maybe with production ramping back up they don't need it?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Only Debbie does that!  (I hope, (not))

Don't forget Mother Ari! It must be a new Sharp trope. Have to add it to the Bingo card!

[Frozendiva]

Maybe Pillow Talk will start in a week or two.

[Trackdawg]

1 hour ago, brillia79 said:

This is gonna go well...

 

1 hour ago, Andi27 said:

I'm sure Julia is going to be thrilled with rural Virginia.

 

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, Judgy Mother Brandon is calling her future daughter in law a call girl. This will go well. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jovi doesn’t look so bon. He looks a little nervous.

[Bees52]

5 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

They are staying for a night or two in DC.

 

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Aren’t they spending the weekend in DC?

 

5 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

They're making a weekend of it.  Dinwiddie is south of Richmond, VA, and I'm sure Julia is flying into Dulles which is a few hours away.  Then they're going to spend a day or two in DC sightseeing.

Ohh... thank you! I kinda thought Brandon was packing a getaway bag.