90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I don't understand these women who go overseas and get knocked up (Ari, Tiffany, Devan, Kalani, etc) .

Whatever happened to the 'No Glove, No love campaign'???

Sex Ed? What the hell do they teach in these schools?!?!?!

 Jihoon's glove fell off; at least, that was Deavan's story.

[Mrs. Landingham]

6 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Bini and Ari pledge love to each other, then continue to sit awkwardly opposite  each other 

Each time they say “I love you” to each other, I say “based on what?” There’s no there there. 

[mamadrama]

27 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Look at those soulful eyes. That’s the kind of face the Victorians loved to paint. 

Thank you. He's a pretty boy. When he was little people thought he was a girl. Then we cut all his hair off and people still thought he was a girl. 

[magemaud]

Annnnnd, we have just reached the halfway point of our Monday Night Live Snarking! Tonight is dragging! 

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

I'm starting to think that Kenny and Armando are frauding us. I don't think he's down there to live forever, I think it's a temporary situation until Armando can immigrate to the US. Normally Mexicans have a difficult time getting visas to come here, but something may have happened that we don't know about. I feel like we're not getting the whole story yet.

Just a hunch based on a bunch of different things. 

I'm apt to agree with this because to me, it just makes more sense to immigrate to the US.  Before you come @ me, I'm not family libby and its not that I think the USA is the only place anyone would want to live, but I think Armando would make so much more money in the US to send back home, I don't think Kenny could get a job in Mexico as easily as Armando could get a job in the US because Armando's english is FLAWLESS and Kenny's spanish is nonexistant.

It also appears that Kenny's family is falling apart at the seams without him, I think Kenny's grandchild and Hannah are about the same age so I think it would be nice, they moved four hours away anyways, so its not like they stayed in mexico to be close to armando's family.  

[hookedontv]

I can’t stand Brittany the liar. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Why a divorce hearing in Chicago??

[hookedontv]

Just now, mmecorday said:

The camera operators are really obsessed with getting shots of people arranging fruit.

Sometimes it’s the most exciting part of the show. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I don't understand these women who go overseas and get knocked up (Ari, Tiffany, Devan, Kalani, etc) .

Whatever happened to the 'No Glove, No love campaign'???

Sex Ed? What the hell do they teach in these schools?!?!?!

I think its something like "read the Bible and keep your legs crossed"

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m going to remember that line: Not lying but not telling the truth. It might come in handy sometime.

[kacesq]

3 days notice for a run of the mill divorce hearing? Ok. Sure. Oh and now Brittamy is just lying. Courts don’t work that way. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Wait until Yazan sees the show!

[For Cereals]

9 minutes ago, brillia79 said:

Same!

I was like, “I thought it was Brandy vs Denise” and then I’m like THAT Brandy and Monica...I’m so old.

[mamadrama]

My husband watching Darcey with her Bulgarian: "Oh, come on. There's flags all over that guy and I haven't even heard him speak yet."

[mmecorday]

Quote

I can’t stand Brittany the liar. 

Well, she's not really lying, she's just not telling the whole truth. She should really be in politics.

[brillia79]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I don't understand these women who go overseas and get knocked up (Ari, Tiffany, Devan, Kalani, etc) .

Whatever happened to the 'No Glove, No love campaign'???

Sex Ed? What the hell do they teach in these schools?!?!?!

Abstinence only education.

[Frozendiva]

Eventually, Yazan's parents will hear about this show, even if they never watch it.

[Gobi]

Just now, magemaud said:

Annnnnd, we have just reached the halfway point of our Monday Night Live Snarking! Tonight is dragging! 

Isn't this supposed to be a SHOCKING midseason finale? Where's the shock?

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

 Jihoon's glove fell off; at least, that was Deavan's story.

Jihoon's fault. #thanksJihoon.

[RealReality]

I planned to tell Yazan that I was still married like half past never.  

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, RealReality said:

I'm apt to agree with this because to me, it just makes more sense to immigrate to the US.  Before you come @ me, I'm not family libby and its not that I think the USA is the only place anyone would want to live, but I think Armando would make so much more money in the US to send back home, I don't think Kenny could get a job in Mexico as easily as Armando could get a job in the US because Armando's english is FLAWLESS and Kenny's spanish is nonexistant.

It also appears that Kenny's family is falling apart at the seams without him, I think Kenny's grandchild and Hannah are about the same age so I think it would be nice, they moved four hours away anyways, so its not like they stayed in mexico to be close to armando's family.  

Yeah, I agree with all of this.

[SunnyBeBe]

So did the news of the Illinois divorce filing slip Brittneys mind when she spoke with the FL lawyer?   Is she slow or sneaky?

[Straycat80]

Getting divorced in Chicago? I thought her husband went back to Haiti. She should probably not go back to Jordan for her own safety, there’s something scary about Yazan. 

[mmecorday]

Quote

Isn't this supposed to be a SHOCKING midseason finale? Where's the shock?

Maybe we find out Sumit's parents are droids.

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Isn't this supposed to be a SHOCKING midseason finale? Where's the shock?

I feel like I’ve been dealt a blow. I’m devastated. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Of course I’ll be back honey 

 

hahahahahahahahahahaha 

[Squee Bastard]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

So did the news of the Illinois divorce filing slip Brittneys mind when she spoke with the FL lawyer?   Is she slow or sneaky?

Both

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

 Jihoon's glove fell off; at least, that was Deavan's story.

 

That's Super Sperm for ya!

[Grifter Lives]

Yazan's sister was Brittany's sister's neighbor.  Wouldn't having a child be the easiest lie to call out?

[Zombness]

I hope Yazam parents don't watch TV, because when they see that you lied to them....they are not going to like it.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Thank you. He's a pretty boy. When he was little people thought he was a girl. Then we cut all his hair off and people still thought he was a girl. 

LOL, that happened with my son too! He has beautiful curly hair and when he was little he refused to have it cut. And even once we cut it people saw his sweet little face and still thought he was a girl. He did outgrow it. 

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

The camera operators are really obsessed with getting shots of people arranging fruit.

Local color! Look at the picturesque open marketplace!

[Auntie Anxiety]

@KelseyNikki614, I used to own golden retrievers. Cheesestick to a T. Goofy as hell.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Cheese stick has zero chemistry with Melyza.  

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Eventually, Yazan's parents will hear about this show, even if they never watch it.

Brittney will be long gone by then leaving Yazan to deal with the fallout.  

[hookedontv]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

That's Super Sperm for ya!

And clean anal. 

[DEL901]

“If his parents find out”?      You are on tv Brittany.  Sooner or later they will find out and things will not go well.  

[Zombness]

Well Cheesestick....why didn't you research what you needed to work in Colombia.  You can get an online job from the US.

[OoogleEyes]

Oooh what are they eating? Looks good 

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

 

3 days notice for a run of the mill divorce hearing?

 

Maybe she also scheduled an orthodontist appointment 

[Mrs. Landingham]

4 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I don't understand these women who go overseas and get knocked up (Ari, Tiffany, Devan, Kalani, etc) .

Whatever happened to the 'No Glove, No love campaign'???

Sex Ed? What the hell do they teach in these schools?!?!?!

If my public high school is any indication, these girls received zero information and probably not from their parents, either. Thank god I had parents who were blunt and clear about these things. ALWAYS use two forms of birth control. No, the pull out method and the rhythm method are NOT fool-proof ways of preventing pregnancy. 
 

[DEL901]

How romantic.  Marry me so I can work here.   

[CrazyInAlabama]

I'm not betting that Yazan and family will be too happy when they find out that Brittany lied to them for so long.    

So Melyza looks thrilled about marrying Cheesedick.  

I hope Mama Sumit takes a page out of Mama Yazan's playbook, and punches Jenny's lying eyes out, and it's all caught on film.

[Floatingbison]

Mrs. Cheese seems really flinty and serious.

[Frozendiva]

Cheesey, you really didn't plan all this out, right?

[kacesq]

I don’t know what Melyza saw in this guy. Oh he didn’t quit his job? Sigh. I’m ok with the reality that most reality shows are...augmented...but Sharp isn’t even trying anymore.

[RichiesOlderBro]

So why is cheese stick in Colombia?

[Zombness]

Oh Cheesestick.....lying again???

[Squee Bastard]

I just shake my head. These chucklefucks are able to find somebody, a seven and a half years after my husband left me for another woman I'm still alone.

[The Goon]

Ah fuck it dipshit or cheesdick or whatever. There are 1000 of Colombian girls much hotter than her. Heck just toss a dime and you'll hit one. I'd have been out of the the minute I would have to pronounce Melissa as MAY-LEEZA on a daily basis.

[mmecorday]

I don't like a lot of sweets, but I can picture having one of those obleas with a cup of hot Colombian coffee. Yum!