90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[OoogleEyes]

Hello all. I fell asleep last night at 830 and slept all night through until 6AM. I guess I needed that because that NEVER  happens.  Refresed and ready to snark!

Edited July 14, 2020 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

My absolute ultimate dream in life is for someone to make Stephanie cry. For real, though, not fake Steph-tears.

[sagittarius sue]

Looks like Avery has the munchies!

[Angry Moldovan]

Avery obvs has the munchies

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Gobi said:

In honor of Lana?

In honor that I bought them a while ago and forgot they were in the freezer, and I didn't know what I wanted for dinner. 30 mins in the oven.

[Gobi]

So who will be more wasted tonight, Avery or Darcey?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

I have that robe, lol

And I'm prepared to bet a week's pay that you leave Ed in the shade, robe-wise.

[Frozendiva]

Too bad Ash's jeans didn't split.

[charmed1]

Ash is a super spreader.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

So who will be more wasted tonight, Avery or Darcey?

Darczeeeeeee

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

So who will be more wasted tonight, Avery or Darcey?

Darcey will be much more wasted. And pathetic. Avery is just impaired enough to be fun. I like her. I'd hang out with her. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Ash is a super spreader.

He’s the reason Melbourne has shut down, again!

[Gobi]

Ashhole keeping an eye out for Avery; well, two actually.

[Vandy10]

Oh, eww, I forgot David was on tonight.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh fuck you Ash. I don't care if Avery smelled like a garbage truck on a fish pier in July. You don't say shit like that. He is not a gentleman.

[Floatingbison]

David, does he think he can drive a motorhome to Ukraine?

[OoogleEyes]

Even David's cat can't stand his touch

[Auntie Anxiety]

Signing in late. Won’t even bother to ask if I missed anything because I already know the answer is NO.

[Frozendiva]

That motorhome is a bus. He'd be better off with a fifth wheel and a truck.

[Angry Moldovan]

Well the wig is looking ummmmm refreshed

[charmed1]

David trimmed his wig!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is David wearing a muffin top on his head?

[Pondlass1]

Is David’s hair real? Looks shorter. Or maybe the wig got a trim?

[kendi]

Hey peeps...I'll skip this shit show and I'm watching the sneak peak of next week's HEA right now. Again, too much Colteeeeee. See y'all in an hour or so

[sainte-chapelle]

David doesn't seem to get it, he is irrationally angry

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Darcey will be much more wasted. And pathetic. Avery is just impaired enough to be fun. I like her. I'd hang out with her. 

I liked her until I saw some of her political posts....yikes

[TazDevil]

🤣🤣

David getting all defensive about the unicycle!!

[Floatingbison]

David is retiring? Retiring from what?  He spends 30 percent of his time chasing fictitious tail.

[charmed1]

David is nuts. He has no sense of humor and is super defensive.

[Auntie Anxiety]

David prefers his old website because he can type with one hand while jerking off with the other.

[Vandy10]

Asking David to parse those new-fangled Millenial words like AOL and Napster is too much for him.

[Frozendiva]

I could use a bit of his $300,000.

[Floatingbison]

This is so bizarre.  If I did something that financially irresponsible, I sure wouldn't tell anyone about it.

[Angry Moldovan]

The wig is so defensive and nasty

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear god I forgot about the unicycle. 

Though I have to say I work at a large university in Cambridge MA, the one that's not Harvard, and its a common sight to see students on scooters, hover boards, skateboards, bikes, and yes, unicycles. Indoors. We have long, loooong, highly polished and smooth corridors, and they are irresistible. I once saw a kid come up stairs with his unicycle over his shoulder, and look down the long, empty hallway. As I passed, I whispered "I dare you!"

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

David doesn't seem to get it, he is irrationally angry

I liked her until I saw some of her political posts....yikes

I know.  I was disappointed.

[Frozendiva]

David is extremely defensive.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

This is so bizarre.  If I did something that financially irresponsible, I sure wouldn't tell anyone about it.

Oh but $300,000 is nothing to him. The  man doth protest too much

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

This is so bizarre.  If I did something that financially irresponsible, I sure wouldn't tell anyone about it.

My children would have me declared non compos mentis.

[sagittarius sue]

Now we learn Big Ed doesn't like cats.  It's probably a good thing that no cat has to live with him.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, sagittarius sue said:

I know.  I was disappointed.

Given her love of weed I was surprised 

[Doublemint]

Well, he's going to look elsewhere - what a surprise, I never saw that coming!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

David doesn't seem to get it, he is irrationally angry

I liked her until I saw some of her political posts....yikes

Oh god. She's an anti vaxxer, isn't she? Conspiracy theorist? 

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

David prefers his old website because he can type with one hand while jerking off with the other.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SAVAGE! 

[charmed1]

David mentioning Shaun Robinson just made me wonder if he would ask her out, but she just turned 58 the other day. She’s about 30 years over the hill for him.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sagittarius sue said:

I know.  I was disappointed.

Is she an anti vaxxer type? 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Frozendiva]

No one would want a cat mayo hairball.

[Vandy10]

1 minute ago, sagittarius sue said:

I know.  I was disappointed.

Are her posts over on her Couples’ thread? And/or, care to share the gist here? I’m prepared to be disappointed. No one on this show ever comes out well. It’s why I’m holding back on love for Kenny and Armando.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Oh but $300,000 is nothing to him. The  man doth protest too much

As the camera panned out to his swanky abode...

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Dear god I forgot about the unicycle. 

Though I have to say I work at a large university in Cambridge MA, the one that's not Harvard

I think MITe know which school

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Well, he's going to look elsewhere - what a surprise, I never saw that coming!

Look up Larissa in Vegas and cut out the middle man

[DragonFlyzz]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

David is extremely defensive.

He is the angriest stupid 90-dayer that I can recall.  Like it’s our fault we’re not as stupid as he is.